美球迷狂吹詹皇解鎖生涯1000樂邦！快查他老家，西部世界的機器人

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美球迷狂吹詹皇解鎖生涯1000樂邦！快查他老家，西部世界的機器人

Lebron James becomes the FIRST ever player in NBA history to achieve totals of 27,000 points, 7,000 rebounds and 7,000 assists! #TheUltimateLeBron (instagram.com)

勒布朗-詹姆斯成為NBA史上首位達成27000分+7000籃板+7000助攻的球員！

#終極樂邦

[–]RaptorsTwoFreeThrows 284 points an hour ago

LeBron averages 1000 LeBrons per career.

勒布朗每生涯均產1000個樂邦。

（在reddit上，27+7+7的數據就是標準的一個樂邦）

[–]Cavaliersbucksgators 147 points an hour ago

Took him 1007 games, not even one full Lebron per game. Fucking slacker.

花了1007場比賽才達成，場均甚至沒有湊足一個完整的樂邦，真尼瑪敷衍啊。

[–]TimberwolvesSwishBender 31 points an hour ago

We need to see if there are any Dr. Fords in Akron, because the man is a fucking machine.

我們得檢查下阿克隆有沒有什麼福特博士存在（Dr.Ford是美劇西部世界裡的角色），因為勒布朗尼瑪就是台機器人。

[–]KnickerBockersBird_and_Dog 21 points an hour ago

Doesn"t look like anything to me.

「我看不出來這是什麼」

（西部世界裡機器人的台詞）

[–]Cavaliersminkmachete 6 points an hour ago

These violent delights have violent ends.

「狂暴的歡樂往往預示著狂暴的結局。」

（西部世界裡的台詞）

[–]KnicksFenderBender71 19 points an hour ago

LeLeBron

勒樂邦。

[–][PHO] Amar"e Stoudemirebertmanbertman 148 points an hour ago

Man its so crazy the guy named Lebron has a Lebron for his entire career. Cant think of a coincidence like that.

太瘋狂了！這個叫勒布朗的傢伙整個生涯都是一個樂邦。沒法想像出比這還巧合的事情了。

[–]NetsSelfDeprecating 78 points an hour ago

It"s like how 9/11 happened on 9/11.

這巧合性就像是911事件發生在9月11號。

[–]BullsIamnotapickle 15 points an hour ago

woah...

哇哦。。。

[–]ClippersI1TheInternet 14 points an hour ago

That"s a kiloLeBron.

這是千樂邦。

[–]CavaliersTheDanSandwich 4 points 44 minutes ago

What happens if LeBron Jr. goes to the NBA and does this?

要是小勒布朗進入NBA後也達成了這樣的數據呢？

[–][PHO] Charles BarkleyBillyMilkshakes 4 points 46 minutes ago

Rigged

這就是開掛作弊呢。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeDeja-Vu-Virus 59 points an hour ago

The LeBron, LeBron...only amplified. 27-7-7.

勒布朗只會繼續放大增強27+7+7。

[–]Jazz2SeamWetDream 23 points an hour ago

27 hours a day, 7 days a week, 7 months out of the year.

一天27小時，一周7天，一年7個月。

[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiSpike__Jonze 42 points an hour ago

His career statline is going to look so nice after it"s all said and done (hopefully, knock on wood).

30,000+ Points-10,000 assists-10,000 rebounds

等到一切塵埃落定之時，勒布朗的生涯數據會非常好看，3萬分+1萬助攻+1萬籃板。

[–]CelticsOnomatopoeiac 16 points an hour ago

If he maintains 500 rebounds and 500 assists per season (which would mean he"d have to still play close to 3000 minutes a season), he"d need about six more seasons to do that. I just can"t envision a 37 year old man doing that, honestly, but you never know with LeBron. If he maintains that level of minutes, he"d probably get close to Kareem in points.

如果他保持每個賽季500籃板500助攻的數據（那就意味著他每個賽季仍然必須要打接近3000分鐘的出場時間）。他需要再打6個賽季才能做到。我沒法想像37歲的老漢還能這麼做，平胸而論，但是你永遠都沒法知道勒布朗能做到什麼。如果他保持這個級別的出場時間，他可能會在總得分上都接近賈巴爾。

[–]Lakersmahg94 7 points an hour ago

Lebron endurance is amazing

Its a pleasure to root agaisnt him

I hope he doesnt catch kareem, but not because of injuries

湖蜜：勒布朗的耐操度太不可思議了。

能支持他真是幸事，我雖然希望他別追上賈巴爾的記錄，但希望不是因為傷病的原因沒達成。

[–]gamjar 40 points an hour ago

Is it wrong that I want someone to make a 100-hr lebron highlight film with every single point reb and assist?

我想看100小時有關勒布朗每個籃板和每個助攻的高光集錦了，我是不是有問題？

[–]CavaliersYippieKyriePJTucker 24 points an hour ago

I would watch the shit out of that.

我會看得如痴如醉的。

[–]Nutella_Milkshake 7 points an hour ago

I don"t really care about the rebounds, and tbh the points are meh, too, just drive after drive.

But I"d watch the shit out of like 30 hours of nothing but LeBron assists.

我並不在乎他的籃板，講真他的得分我都沒興趣，只是不斷地突破再突破而已。

但我只想看30個小時的勒布朗的助攻集錦。

[–]Celticsccvssd 22 points an hour ago

Can"t wait until he reaches a playoff lebron of 30000, 9000, and 9000

等不及看到他達成季後賽版樂邦了： 3萬分+9000籃板+9000助攻。

[–]BNC6 18 points an hour ago

Did you know, that despite averaging roughly 27-7-7 for his career, LeBron James has never finished a game with exactly 27 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists?

Proof

你們都知道嗎？儘管勒布朗生涯場均是27+7+7左右的水平，但其實勒布朗從沒有打出過任何一個單場比賽數據是27分7籃板7助攻的比賽。

證據在此：

[–]NBAhitlama 3 points 56 minutes ago

Yes but he has had an astounding 178 games with at least that many points, rebounds, AND assists.

EDIT: lol sorry it"s 179 including tonight. WHOOPS!

沒錯，但是他打出過殘暴的178場比賽至少27+7+7的比賽。算上今晚的比賽就是179場啦！哇哦！

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