美球迷調侃歐文將成為素食者，皮爾斯當場就用美食勾引他就範！

美球迷調侃歐文將成為素食者，皮爾斯當場就用美食勾引他就範！

Kyrie Irving just announced he"s gone vegan in his post game interview. "I had to get away from the animals, my energy is a lot higher"

凱里-歐文剛剛在賽後採訪中宣布他已轉為素食。「我必須遠離動物食品，我現在能量充沛多了。」

[–]RocketsFightMilk21 1278 points 1 day ago

Pierce asked him literally two seconds later if he tried the clam chowder

採訪中，就在他說出這話兩秒鐘之後，皮爾斯就問歐文他最近嘗沒嘗奶油哈蜊濃湯[譯註1]。

[譯註1]：奶油哈蜊濃湯，波士頓所在新英格蘭地區的著名食物，主要原料哈蜊和奶油均不嚴格滿足素食的標準。

[–]cuckooforcoconut 341 points 18 hours ago

Some people I know are vegan for health, not any moral reason. So they are still vegan for 95% of the time and say they have a vegan diet, but still might try the clam chowder if they are in Boston.

Even guys who eat super healthy have a cheat meal every once in a while.

我認識的有些人吃素純粹是為了健康，而不是任何道德考量。所以如果他們在波士頓的話，仍然有可能嘗嘗奶油哈蜊濃湯，在剩下的95%時間裡保持素食，並且宣稱自己有個素食食譜。

就算是飲食超級節制健康的人，時不時也會來一頓罪惡滿滿的。

[–]OKC HornetsGhost-of-Lincoln 99 points 12 hours ago

Can attest to that. I"d eat a steak every day with a half gallon of milk, thought veganism was the dumbest shit. Currently cutting down and only eat fish as meat once every few days with lunch. Has been working great.

我能證實這點。我曾經天天吃牛排，日日飲接近兩升的牛奶，認為隔絕一切動物製品是世界上最蠢的想法。現在我大幅削減了動物製品的攝入，只是每隔好幾天午飯吃一次魚。這套食譜效果很好。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 255 points 1 day ago

I know a vegan who eats eggs, dairy and seafood. lol.

我知道一個素食主義者，吃蛋、奶製品和海鮮。哈哈哈哈。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownhenryisyourboss 1708 points 1 day ago

That"s... that"s not a vegan

這是...這不算素食主義者。

[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 729 points 1 day ago

Give a man a fish, he"ll eat for a day. Ask a man about his vegan diet, he"ll talk for a lifetime.

授人以魚，他一天就能吃完。授素食者以素食，他能纏著你安利素食一輩子。

 [–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicimadogg 255 points 23 hours ago

Maybe I"m lucky, but I honestly see more people complain about vegans, than vegans who keep preaching veganism and try to convert everyone

可能是我運氣太好了，但我確實見到更多的人在抱怨素食者，宣傳素食主義並瘋狂安利的人卻是少數。

[–]Warriorsveyd 14 points 10 hours ago

Girlfriend is vegan. Have never heard her proselytize to anyone. Have heard plenty of other folks give her shit for being vegan though. 

我女朋友是素食者。從未聽說她要扭轉任何人的飲食觀念。倒是沒少聽別人對她說三道四，就因為她是素食者。

[–][SAC] Chris Webbercalistorm 1914 points 1 day ago

Maybe if he trains hard enough he wont have to eat at all

如果歐文訓練足夠刻苦，那他可能就什麼都不用吃了。

[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrinesolarscopez 1006 points 1 day ago

inb4 Kyrie gets all his daily nutrients via photosynthesis

我替別人說了：歐文會完全依靠光合作用供能的。

[–]Clipperskatamariroller 348 points 1 day ago

it"s 2020 and kyrie"s diet consists entirely of soylent, protein powder and water.

到了2020年，歐文的食譜就該只剩下營養代餐，蛋白粉和水了。

[–]LakersKobe7477 25 points 23 hours ago

this is peak celtic

湖人球迷：這才是巔峰凱爾特人。

[–]CavaliersAShinyTorchic 157 points 23 hours ago

If you don"t jack off your body keeps the nutrients and you can go without food for weeks

如果你能一直讓雞兒放假，那你的身體就能保存能量，讓你能夠不吃不喝蹦躂好幾周。

[–][CHI] Michael JordanShad0man9 97 points 23 hours ago

Is this true? I nut a lot throughout the day.

真的？我可是每天站崗走火好幾回的。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBlesss 106 points 23 hours ago

dont believe everything you read on the internet - albert einstein

永遠不要相信互聯網上的任何事情 —— 阿爾伯特-愛因斯坦。

[–]CavaliersKansasKingdom 317 points 1 day ago

The wokest road.

歐文選擇了最時尚的路。

[–]BucksbucksfaninIL 515 points 1 day ago

He"ll retire in 2 years to become a monk

兩年之內他就會退役出家，吃齋念佛的。

[–]HawksReoh 23 points 21 hours ago

A monk who walks to the four corners of the world.

當一個和尚，雲遊世界的四角。

[–]NBATakeMyBodyHome 30 points 22 hours ago

I honestly think he will retire by 30.

我真心覺得他會在30歲就退役的。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 1286 points 1 day ago

「I had to get away from the animals」

God damn! This is some next level shade.

「我必須遠離動物...」

我勒個去！這簡直是奇葩到新高度啊。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsKATisMyMVP 639 points 1 day ago

You have a career ahead of you at ESPN

樓上去ESPN報道吧，你的職業生涯即將啟航。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 29 points 1 day ago

I"m not edgy enough for ESPN.

樓上上：我的神經兮兮程度還沒到ESPN水準呢。

[–]WarriorsIllegalThoughts 61 points 1 day ago

Dude he was wearing an ADOPT A CAT SHIRT. Lmao throwing mad shade

歐文說這話的時候卻穿著「收養一隻貓吧」的T恤。笑死我啦這哥們。

[–]WarriorsPea-eater 98 points 1 day ago

ESPN: Kyrie calls LeBron an animal 

ESPN獨家重磅：歐文把勒布朗稱為動物。

[–]Trail BlazersTheRealDevDev 167 points 1 day ago

He"s gotta keep pace with recent vegan Damian Lillard. He knows r/nba is undecided on who"s the better player.

達米安-利拉德剛剛成為素食者，歐文這是要緊隨其後啊。他知道濕乎乎會為了誰是最佳素食選手而爭辯不休的。

[–]CelticsBlazerTC 56 points 22 hours ago

My favorite player is vegan?

我最喜歡的球員開始吃素了？

[–]HeatRedMikeYawn 22 points 22 hours ago

How did you not hear about this??

卧槽你從哪兒聽說的？？

[–]CelticsBlazerTC 79 points 22 hours ago

I did not know lillard was vegan

我不知道利拉德是個素食者啊。

[–]Trail BlazersBRINGTHESLEEP 40 points 21 hours ago

Went vegan this offseason

開拓者球迷：這個休賽期剛變成素食者的[譯註2]。

[譯註2]：詳情請見虎撲新聞《利拉德吃素食，目的是為了恢復新秀賽季的體重》

[–]Hornets Bandwagonbubowskee 415 points 1 day ago

I am sure it helps. A lot harder to be tempted by processed foods when you simply swear them off. Helps when you are loaded and can have all the flavor and variety too

我確定素食能幫他表現更好。只要把加工食品從食譜里完全移掉，你就能免於遭受他們的誘惑。素食在你飲食過度的時候有所幫助，還能兼顧各種各樣的口味與多樣性。

[–]Cavaliersabraburger 416 points 23 hours ago

Then again, oreos and spicy sweet chili Doritos are vegan.

又要搬出這一套了，奧利奧和辣條[譯註3]也算是素食啊。

[譯註3]：辣條的原文是甜辣醬墨西哥玉米片，一種在美國備受歡迎的高能量膨化食品。

[–]Jazzalansnotreal 311 points 23 hours ago

I went vegan for a summer and only ate the spicy sweet chili doritos, oreos, crackerjacks and Swedish fish. I would also get the subway veggie patty which I found out later has animal product so long story short I never actually was vegan.

我曾經素食了一整個夏天，只吃辣條，奧利奧，焦糖爆米花和瑞典魚軟糖。我還吃賽百味的素食漢堡排，直到我發現這裡面也含動物製品。所以長話短說，我從來沒嚴格意義的素食過。

[–]CavaliersHoser117 303 points 23 hours ago

Long story short? Sounds like you went ahead and told the whole story anyways

長話短說？我怎麼覺得你啥都沒管，就直接把整個故事講完了呢。

[–]Timberwolvesblzr_tag 86 points 22 hours ago

I grew a beard reading that and I"m 12

森林狼球迷：真是個漫長的故事啊，我開始讀帖子的時候才12歲，現在鬍子都長出來了。

[–][PHO] Tyler Ulisthekidboy 47 points 22 hours ago

Idk why but I actually wanted to see if you"re 12 so I looked at your first post and it was six years ago. You must been one smart 6 year old

我也不知道自己怎麼想的，但突然想知道樓上是不是12歲。所以我去看了看你啥時候發的第一個帖子，發現是6年前。你當年一定是個機智異常的6歲小JR。

[–]Timberwolvesblzr_tag 34 points 21 hours ago

yea I lied, I"ve seen the wolves in the playoffs in my lifetime ??

森林狼球迷：我錯了我撒謊了，我不止12歲，我還看過森林狼上次打季後賽呢。

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