笑一笑，十年少
A smile can make you ten years younger.
1
What is dangerous?
危險的事是什麼？
Sneezing while having diarrhea!
腹瀉時打噴嚏！
2
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.
兩頭大象見到一個裸體的男人。
After a while one elephant says to the other: 「I really don』t get how he can feed himself with that thing!」
過了一會，一頭大象告訴另外一頭：「我真的不明白，他怎麼能用那個東西吃東西呢！」
3
Knock, knock.
嘭，嘭。
Who』s there?
誰啊？
The love of your life.
你生命中的摯愛。
Liar! Chocolate can』t speak!
騙人！ 巧克力怎麼會說話！
4
Why don『t cannibals eat divorced women?
為什麼食人族不吃離婚的女人？
Because they』re bitter.
因為她們是苦的。
5
What』s the worst thing about being lonely?
最孤獨的事情是做什麼？
Playing Frisbee.
玩飛盤。
6
Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
男人：嗨，你想跳舞嗎？
Woman: Yeah, sure!
女人：是的，當然了！
Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
男人：太好了，去跳舞吧。我想和你的那位漂亮的朋友聊聊！
7
I』m certain there are female hormones in beer.
我肯定啤酒里有女性荷爾蒙。
When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
當我喝太多啤酒的時候，我就胡言亂語並且不能控制我的車了。
8
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
服務員，我很憤怒。我的湯里有一根頭髮。
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
那你這個價格還想要什麼？一整個假髮嗎？
9
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
袋鼠能跳的比房子還高嗎？
Of course, a house doesn』t jump at all.
當然了，房子根本就不會跳。
10
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
一個男雪人和女雪人有什麼區別？
Snowballs.
雪球。
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