美球迷新賽季毒奶：韋德不該去騎士，羅斯場均24分，林瘋狂再現？

美球迷新賽季毒奶：韋德不該去騎士，羅斯場均24分，林瘋狂再現？

Some hot takes before regular season starts?

常規賽之前開開腦洞，大家對新賽季有什麼大膽的展望？

Twolves struggle and barely make 8th seed

This OKC team is "Now this is going to be fun part 2"

Toronto takes 2nd seed in the East as Miles makes a huge impact and Boston struggles early on with the massive overhaul across their entire lineup. (Ik im biased)

森林狼表現掙扎，勉強排在西部第八；
雷霆將成為第二部「有意思了」。[譯註1]

CJ-邁爾斯帶來巨大的進攻影響力使猛龍拿到東部第二、凱爾特人賽季初因為陣容需要大量磨合而陷入掙扎（我承認帶有偏見）；

Lakers are still a bottom 3 team due to abysmal defense

Porzingis makes the All-NBA 3rd team

Derrick Rose plays in 75+ games

Fultz shoots under 30% from 3

Ball shoots under 30% from 3

Dwight either reestablishes himself as a top center this season or his value tanks and at the end of his contract he gets picked up by a contender on a minimum deal

湖人因為稀爛的防守仍舊排在倒數前三；

波爾金吉斯入選三陣；

羅斯出戰75+場比賽；

富爾茨和球哥的三分命中率低於30%；

霍華德要麼證明自己仍是聯盟頂級中鋒，要麼身價大跌並在合同結束後簽下一份底薪。

[譯註1]：2013年，科比、納什、加索爾、霍華德的湖人F4在《體育畫報》的宣傳標語——「有意思了」,如配圖。

[–]RaptorsNot_A_Doctor__ 725 指標 21小時前

The Cavs would have been better off not signing Wade.

騎士不簽韋德會更好。

[–]dand303 497 指標 20小時前

fuck it i"ll go overboard and say lebron bringing d-wade to cleveland is the biggest mistake lebron has made in his career

我艹我要向全世界大喊「詹姆斯把韋德帶到克利夫蘭就是詹姆斯生涯最大的錯誤！！」

it"s going to be a relative disaster on & off the court for the cavs because wade and lebron can"t admit that wade isn"t good enough anymore to play 20+ MPG against teams that are actually good

wade & lebron will continue to push for wade to stay a starter, while everyone on the team knows JR would be better at that spot since he"s a better off-ball player & a better defender. the "sacrifice" BS everyone is preaching will slowly boil over into a real issue

note: really hope this doesn"t happen as I"m a bron stan but im worried. if bron and wade can wake up and realize/accept wade needs to be a manu-ish 12-16 MPG guy unless he has it goin in the playoffs, they"ll be fine

這會給騎士場上&場下都帶來相應的災難，因為韋德和詹姆斯都不敢承認韋德在面對真正的強隊時已經不能再打20+分鐘的好球了。韋德&詹姆斯會繼續讓韋德保持首發，然而全隊都清楚JR是個更好的無球手和防守者，他才更適合首發。這種所有人都在念叨的「犧牲」終會釀成大錯。

註：作為一個老詹鐵粉我真的不希望看到這種事發生，我只是擔心。如果老詹和韋德都能理解並接受韋德做一個馬努那樣每場打12-16分鐘的球員（除非是季後賽），這樣就沒問題了。

[–]Netscobrotherhood 244 指標 18小時前

I think you"re drastically underselling wade here. He put up 18 ppg in 30 minutes on a pretty shitty bulls team with no spacing (and admittedly he was mailing it in). Wade is a much better off ball player than JR bc he actually makes smart cuts, and can make plays when lebron draws a double. I think wade could easily play 20-25 mpg and do well and even bump it up in the playoffs. My preferred lineup for the cavs would be Wade/JR/LeBron/Crowder/Love with LeBron essentially running the point

我覺得你徹底低估韋德了。他上賽季在一個根本拉不開空間的公牛場均30分鐘拿下18分（不過我承認，韋德確實很懶散）。韋德相對於JR是一個更好的無球手，因為他有著更聰明的空切，並且在詹姆斯被包夾時能打進球。我覺得韋德可以輕鬆地獲得20-25分鐘的上場時間，甚至在季後賽里時間還會上漲。我所傾向的騎士首發是韋德/JR/詹姆斯/克勞德/樂福，在這個陣容中詹姆斯基本上就是控衛了。

[–]boozyboi 119 指標 17小時前

So did you just not watch the Heat in 2016? When a 34 year old Wade almost single handedly took down the Hornets and Raptors???? And how him and JR have damn near the same 3P% in the playoffs. Yall really need to step your NBA knowledge up

你真的看過2016年的熱火嗎？？那時34歲的韋德差點隻身掀翻黃蜂和猛龍。而且你知道他和JR的季後賽三分命中率差不多的嗎？？你真該漲漲NBA的知識了。

[–]dand303 93 指標 18小時前

i might be...but wade looked really bad in the finals against the spurs FOUR YEARS AGO. to imagine he can somehow turn it up a notch now, against these warriors.....ya idk i doubt it

我會去漲漲姿勢的……不過韋德4年前總決賽的表現看起來真的很糟。想像一下他現在能重整旗鼓，去對抗這支勇士？……我不知道，我很懷疑這一點。

[–][MIA] Mike Millerimdinni 79 指標 17小時前

He also turned it up in the playoffs in 2016 against Raptors and Charlotte. Just because he had a bad finals doesnt mean he is suddenly crap.

他2016年季後賽對陣猛龍和黃蜂時就重回巔峰了啊。他打了一輪糟糕的總決賽並不意味著他突然間就廢掉了。

[–]RaptorsSamiMadeMeDoIt 16 指標 14小時前

Yeah for real, Wade was killing us in the playoffs. It was like prime Wade all over again

猛龍球迷：說的對啊，韋德在季後賽中打爆了我們。就像是那個巔峰韋德又回來了。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesIsNewAtThis 37 指標 19小時前

I agree Wade is still good but last year was a total off year for JR with his thumb injury and family issues. He"ll definitely be better this year.

我同意韋德仍然出色，但去年對JR真的是低迷的一年，拇指受傷、家庭問題……他今年肯定會變得更好的。

[–]Lakers BandwagonBigSeanStan 10 指標 18小時前

The thing is we can say the same thing about Wade given that he has more talent around him now. We"ll just have to see how the season plays out.

然而事實上我們也可以這樣說韋德，他的身邊有更多的天賦了。新賽季我們只需拭目以待。

[–]Kings Bandwagonseankingstonfan 790 指標 21小時前

DRose 24 PPG, no season-ending injuries

羅斯場均24分，沒有賽季報銷的傷病。

[–]BullsPizzaPlanetCool 213 指標 19小時前

LETS GET EM D ROSE！

就這麼辦吧羅斯！

[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoOmnimark 31 指標 17小時前

The Cavs will just have to score 150 a game. Which seems possible considering their efficiency numbers when Love plays center.

騎士每場「僅」需得到150分。考慮到樂福出任中鋒時騎士的效率，這還是很有可能滴！TX

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 150 指標 18小時前

It"s pretty hard to get 24ppg behind Lebron/Love/IT/Wade/whoeverelseisontheCavsbeforeRose.

I just hope he stays healthy. That"s the real hot take, but really what Rose needs.

想要在詹姆斯/樂福/小托馬斯/韋德/或者「隨便什麼比羅斯優先的進攻點」們後面場均24分真的太難了。這真是個大膽的想法了，但也正是羅斯所需要的。

[–]NBAwhy_rob_y 81 指標 18小時前

If Rose is already averaging 24 ppg by the time IT comes back, IT may be behind Rose instead of vice versa.

如果羅斯在小托馬斯復出之前能場均24分，那麼小托馬斯就可能排在羅斯後面，反之就是羅斯排在小托馬斯之後。

[–][CHI] Marcus Fizerarekhemepob 62 指標 13小時前

IT may be behind Rose

the real hot takes are always in the comments

「小托馬斯就可能排在羅斯後面」

真正的大膽結論往往在評論里啊！

[–]HesiPullupJimbo 542 指標 20小時前

LINSANITY

「林瘋狂」再現。

[–]WarriorsWakeja 227 指標 16小時前

LIN PUTS UP A THREE IT"S GOOD JEREMY LIN FROM DOWNTOWN

解說：林三分出手！有了！林書豪遠投命中！

[–]Warriorstoothbud 59 指標 15小時前

And the Nets are moving on to the NBA Finals!

籃網邁向NBA總決賽！

[–]Celticsjaybuck34 81 指標 16小時前

BANG... HE PUTS IT IN!!!!!!!

解說：命中！他投進了！！！

[–]RaptorsPrayForMojo_ 27 指標 17小時前

The Dread Pirate Jeremy

臟辮海盜林書豪。

[–]Suns BandwagonDepletedMitochondria 8 指標 15小時前

I want Playoff Lin

我想要季後賽版的書豪！

[–]Knicks Bandwagongalactapotamus 393 指標 21小時前*

Dlo is putting up 22/6/4 on 39% 3pt shooting, will just miss out on the all star game (weak east but cmon) and become my best friend

拉塞爾場均22分6板4助，三分命中率39%，遺憾落選全明星（即使是在羸弱的東部），然後成為我的摯友。

[–]BulletsWallStar206 75 指標 19小時前

Even in the weak east there are enough guards to keep a lot of good players out.

即使是在羸弱的東部也有足夠多的優質後衛把許多好球員擋在門外了。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 39 指標 19小時前

I agree with all of that except he"ll be my bestie because he"ll be so happy I stayed loyal after he got unfairly traded

湖人球迷：我同意你除了摯友以外的所有觀點，拉塞爾被這麼不公平地被交易走了，然而我依然對他忠心耿耿，他一定會很開心的！

[–]CavaliersDeiVias 504 指標 21小時前*

Lebron yet again won"t try for 82 games and everyone will start the LeDecline talk, media will say there is internal conflicts with the Cavs, Celtics will get blown up like they are a real possibility to end Lebron"s finals streak, Lebron will send some passive aggressive tweets, Kyrie will continue his pseudo intellectualism.

1 more

Pierce will spend the whole season shitting on the Cavs

詹姆斯又一次沒打滿82場，然後人們開始念叨「勒-衰退」到來了，媒體會說騎士內部出現矛盾了。凱爾特人會被吹上天，弄得像他們真的有機會終結詹姆斯的通往總決之路。詹姆斯會發一些指桑罵槐不點名道姓的推特，歐文會繼續裝聰明。

再加一個，

皮爾斯整個賽季都會噴騎士。

[–]Celticsmattitopito 436 指標 19小時前

Warm takes

你這也算不上大膽的展望啊。

[–]Knicksbrandnameb 177 指標 19小時前

Dwyane Wade will lead the league in blowout bench cackling.

韋德會在「球隊大比分落敗我卻板凳席上笑哈哈」一項上領跑全聯盟。[譯註2]

[譯註2]暗示韋德上賽季在公牛的經歷。

[–]Rocketshtown_hold_it_down 21 指標 12小時前

He said hot takes

你這個更不算大膽的觀點。

[–]bssbronzie 764 指標 21小時前

Anthony Bennett returns to the NBA and puts up 25/5/5 on 55% TS, makes all nba, wins the MIP. MVP, and FMVP

安東尼-本內特重回NBA，砍下場均25分5板5助，真實命中率55%，冠絕全聯盟，拿下最佳進步球員、MVP和總決賽MVP。

[–]Timberwolvesamit-kaufman 222 指標 21小時前

And DPOY

還有最佳防守球員。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantthatscoolm8 159 指標 21小時前

And 6MOY

還有最佳第六人。

[–]nuhx 151 指標 21小時前

And COY

還有最佳教練。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantthatscoolm8 117 指標 21小時前

And ROTY

還有最佳新秀。

[–][CHI] Jimmy Butlerultralightdick 116 指標 21小時前

Ha he"s been waived

哥幾個想啥呢，他已經被裁掉了。

[–]TheRedTuke 192 指標 21小時前

LeBron doesn"t make the Finals.

詹姆斯沒進總決賽。

[–]Raptors BandwagonYnnad00[S] 73 指標 21小時前

who do you think knocks him off?

你覺得誰能幹掉他？？

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonMrDingus20 902 指標 21小時前

Orlando. Next question

魔術。下一個問題。

[–]Raptors BandwagonYnnad00[S] 224 指標 21小時前

Personally im taking Bucks in 6 games

個人看法，我覺得雄鹿可能6場解決掉他。[譯註3]

[譯註3]詹寧斯在雄鹿時的經典名言。

[–][MIL] Thon Makerthighfat 232 指標 21小時前

Man of Taste I see

雄鹿球迷：懂球。

[–]AllenBishopman 164 指標 21小時前

KAT wins MVP when he leads his team to the third seed.

唐斯MVP並且帶領球隊排到西部第三。

[–]TimberwolvesHugoStrange_MD 236 指標 20小時前*

I will give you a year of gold if this happens.

EDIT: I"m a man of my word, but someone will definitely have to remind me. Lots of people are setting RemindMe! notifications, so if this happens, please someone tell me. If KAT wins fucking MVP and we get 3rd seed, I"ll gladly buy gold for this dude for a year.

森林狼球迷：如果這真發生了我包你一年虎撲幣。
編輯一下：我是個說到做到的人，但肯定需要人來提醒我。很多人設置了「提醒我！」提示，所以如果這真的發生了，請來個人告訴我。如果唐斯真特么拿了MVP並且西部第三，我心甘情願包養這老哥一年虎撲幣。

[–]Lakers BandwagonDill_Pickles824 50 指標 19小時前

How will that convert to Hibbert coins?

換算成希幣是多少？[譯註4]

[譯註4]：希幣

[–]CelticsCardinalRoark 29 指標 18小時前

We shouldn"t divide by zero, remember?

0不能作為除數，你忘了嗎？

[–]PistonsplasticCashew 288 指標 19小時前

Andre Drummond, with his new shooting form, hits 75% from the line. His new found confidence allows him to attack the basket more aggressively instead of settling for shitty hook shots from 12 feet, thus improving is overall offensive efficiency. This, plus his already elite rebounding, puts him back into the all-star/all-nba discussion and the Pistons back on the map and into the playoffs as he averages 18/14 on the year.

活塞球迷：安德烈-德拉蒙德用新的投籃姿勢罰球命中率達到75%。他新增的自信心讓他更有進攻性的攻擊籃筐，而不僅僅拘泥於12尺勾手，這樣就給整個進攻效率帶來了提升。再加上他精英級別的籃板能力，這賽季場均18分14板讓他重回全明星和最佳陣容的討論中，活塞更有存在感並進入季後賽。

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonccvssd 60 指標 17小時前

You forgot to mention Reggie Jackson beats Kemba out for the All Star team

你忘了說雷擊-傑克遜擠掉肯巴-沃克進入全明星。

[–][PHI] Charles BarkleyifonlyIwascool 135 指標 18小時前

50 WINS FOR THE SIXERS!!!

55 WINS FOR MILWAUKEE!!!

76人球迷：76人50勝！！！雄鹿55勝！！！

[–]BucksOldK1ngDoran 44 指標 18小時前

sounds like a good time to me brotha

雄鹿球迷：我聽起來如沐春風啊兄弟。

[–]Wolves BandwagonJDH06 198 指標 21小時前

Embiid plays 60 games or more

Westbrook averages another triple double but with less points

恩比德出戰60+場比賽。

威少再次拿下場均三雙只是得分變低。

[–][NYK] Baron Davisthemariokarters 252 指標 22小時前

Healthy Embiid is the best player in the NBA

健康的恩比德是NBA最棒的球員。

[–]Warriorsnotsellingjeans 252 指標 21小時前

Celtics have already gelled. They look fantastic in preseason. They are ready to win 58+ and take that first seed again.

凱爾特人已經融合完畢。他們季前賽打得很華麗。他們準備好去拿下58+勝並再次奪得東部第一了。

[–][CLE] Kevin LoveSartuk 122 指標 20小時前

I think 58+ is possible in "18/"19, but I"d be absolutely stunned if they won 58 or more this year. But, hot take thread! I like it. Definitely hot.

騎士球迷：我覺得58+勝更可能在2018/19賽季，但如果他們今年就拿到58+勝的話我一定會震驚的。但畢竟是吹B的帖子！我喜歡，吹的夠響亮。

[–]SpursOsirisHimself1 184 指標 20小時前

Spurs best Golden State in 6 with a healthy Kawhi...

馬刺球迷：有著健康倫納德的馬刺在6場內擊敗勇士。

[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoBucks2020 90 指標 20小時前

Kuzma puts up 17/4/3 on 28min per game

庫茲馬場均28分鐘拿下17+4+3。

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