公牛管理層神操作：賣喬丹-貝爾是為留韋德，之後又把韋德裁了！

公牛管理層神操作：賣喬丹-貝爾是為留韋德，之後又把韋德裁了！

[Adams] Basically, the Bulls traded Jordan Bell so they could pay Dwyane Wade to play for the Cavs.

本質上講，公牛將喬丹-貝爾的簽交易到勇士是為了能支付韋德在騎士打球的薪水。

[–]Bulls_pimpjuice_ 4136 指標20 小時前

Nowhere is safe。

公牛球迷：又躺槍了。

[–]Sunsmrsuns10 670 指標19 小時前

He"s a real nowhere man

他這個貨真價實的流浪者啊。[譯註1]

[譯註1]以下皆為the Beatles的作品《Nowhere Man》的歌詞。

[–]CavaliersSMOKE-B-BOMB 276 指標19 小時前

Sitting in his nowhere land

端坐在屬於他的無人之境。:(

 [–]lookpaimonreddit 188 指標18 小時前

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

思索著他無關其他的計劃。:(

[–]Celticsreefevora 126 指標18 小時前

Doesn"t have a point of view

沒有自己的立場。

[–]CavaliersSonicWeaponFence 87 指標16 小時前

Knows not where he"s going to.

不知自己的去向。

[–]flimflammedbyzimzam 61 指標15 小時前 (9

Isn"t he a bit like you and me?

他是不是有點像你我呢？

 [–]rock2bach 50 指標15 小時前

Nowhere man please listen

流浪者請聽我講。

[–]BullsTheyCallMeStone 47 指標14 小時前

You don"t know what you"re missin"

你不知道自己錯過了什麼。

[–]flimflammedbyzimzam 27 指標11 小時前

Nowhere man, the world is at your command

流浪者啊，這世界就在你的掌控之下。

[–]a---throwaway 18 指標 14 小時前

Nowhere man, this song is at your command.

流浪者啊，這首歌也在你的掌控之下。

 [–][OKC] Kendrick PerkinsIncaseAce 1629 指標20 小時前

Light years ahead

領先別的隊幾光年。[譯註2]

[譯註2]此前勇士老闆拉科布表示「我們的球隊在陣容組建方面可能領先別的隊伍幾光年。」

[–]WarriorsstickahHappy 472 指標20 小時前

Still lightyears away from being lightyears away.

勇士球迷：公牛連離我勇差幾光年的機會都還差幾光年呢。

[–]SunsJenkins_Palabro_IV 52 指標12 小時前

The New York Knicks of Chicago

這令人窒息的操作，堪稱芝加哥尼克斯隊了。

[–]Knicksjohnhenryirons 19 指標12 小時前

At least the Knicks management knows how many roster spots we are allowed to have before we sell our draft picks to the Warriors...

尼克斯球迷：額，至少我尼管在把選秀權賣給勇士前還知道我們大名單上不能超過幾個人……

 [–][DET] Avery Bradleyyarrine11 1333 指標20 小時前

Invite GarPax to the 2018 parade Warriors.

Least you could do

你們怎麼說也得該邀請GarPax[譯註3]參加勇士下賽季的奪冠*河蟹*吧。

[譯註3]指代公牛管理層二人組：總經理加爾-福爾曼以及副總裁約翰-帕克森。

[–]Warriorsgrumpy_youngMan 139 指標18 小時前*

No but we can send him the parade bill tho

Edit: ok I get it im a big dummy for referring to GarPax as one person

勇士球迷：沒門。不過倒是可以把*河蟹*的賬單寄給他。

編輯了：好吧好吧，我知道了。是我傻了，居然還真的把GarPax當成一個人了（應該是兩個人）。

[–][GSW] Patrick McCawWakingRage 79 指標17 小時前

2018-19 Offseason: The Chicago Bulls have traded Zach LaVine to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Jamal Crawford and the 2017-18 MVP, Cash Considerations.

勇士球迷：2018-2019休賽期：公牛將扎克-拉文交易至森林狼，得到了賈馬爾-克勞福德和2017-2018賽季常規賽MVP——現金！！！[譯註4]

[譯註4]勇士用現金交易得到喬丹-貝爾的選秀權。

[–]HornetsLunchbox-of-Bees 147 指標19 小時前

I』d give him a ring.

要我我就給GarPax一枚戒指。

[–]Bulls BandwagonTheSufferingPariah 283 指標18 小時前

GarPax refers to two people.

你說的那可是兩個人啊，怎麼能就給一枚戒指呢。

[–]HornetsLunchbox-of-Bees 262 指標18 小時前

They can share the ring

他們可以共享。

[–][OKC] Kyle SinglerA_Lax_Nerd 58 指標 18 小時前

Let them fight over it

讓他倆打一架吧。

[–]Thunderlethalizer 143 指標 18 小時前

I think they"d trade that ring for a 2019 2nd round pick.

我覺得吧，他們會拿這個戒指去換2019年的二輪簽。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeHelicase21 62 指標 18 小時前

Which the Warriors will use for another surprisingly good prospect.

然後再送給勇士，勇士再用這個二輪簽選個潛力新星，美滋滋！

 [–]BullsTheMisiak 765 指標19 小時前

After watching the Bulls play last night in person, I hate this so much. We signed a guy named Diamond Stone who did literally nothing at all but we trade a guy who plays better & would"ve cost roughly the same. I can"t fucking stand this.

公牛球迷：我還親自去看了公牛的上一場比賽，真特么鬧心。我們簽下了一個叫戴蒙德-斯通的傢伙，啥也不會，然後居然薪水相同但是打的好得多的哥們交易走了。我實在是受不了管理層的智商了。

[–]Trail BlazersPortlandblazer07 979 指標18 小時前

They probably just signed him because diamond stone is an awesome name

換個角度想想，沒準他們簽下他是因為名字好聽呢。[譯註5]

[譯註5] 戴蒙德-斯通（Diamond Stone），Diamond有鑽石的意思。

[–]BullsLuDengClan 631 指標18 小時前

diamond stone sounds like a female porn star

恩，這名字聽起來就像成人艾威女星。

[–]HawksHankRHenry 79 指標16 小時前

The Clippers traded him to the Hawks back in 2017. He was released just this year.

快船「早在」2017年里就把戴蒙德-斯通交易到老鷹了，他今年剛剛成為自由球員。

[–][MIA] Josh McRoberts32OrtonEdge32dh 200 指標16 小時前

back in 2017

「早在」2017年，

我頭一次聽人把剛剛被交易說的這麼清新脫俗。

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesThatGuyFromCanadia 1080 指標19 小時前

How does this not get you fired? Like how can his bosses go in to work the next day and be like "yeah I think our GM is doing a good job"?

這哥倆是怎麼還沒被裁掉的？？？你能想像GarPax的上司走進辦公室然後說道「我們的GM幹得不錯」嗎？

[–]BullsTheMisiak 1310 指標19 小時前

Because our team is run by guys who probably still use Internet Explorer and call it the World Wide Web

公牛球迷：因為我們的管理層還在用著IE瀏覽器，而且管它叫「萬維網」。

[–]PistonsKhuroh 576 指標19 小時前

call it the information superhighway

別鬧，那明明叫「信息高速」。

[–]Bullscolorfulskies 241 指標19 小時前

A series of tubes

不，應該是「一堆管子」。

[–]Celticsstonedasawhoreiniran 81 指標18 小時前

....for porn.

Emmmm可以看*河蟹*。

[–]TimberwolvesPFunk224 164 指標19 小時前

Reinsdorf overvalues loyalty. Pax won him championships as a player, he"s damn near bullet proof. That"s why Pippen got a job as "Senior adviser to the President and COO", and Ozzie Guillen was allowed to keep his job for nearly a decade of failure after winning a title for the Sox in "05.

萊因斯多夫（公牛老闆）把忠誠看的太重了。帕克森當球員時為他贏得了一個冠軍，他特么的簡直就像給老闆擋過子彈。這也是為什麼皮蓬會成為「老闆和首席運營官的高級顧問」，也是為什麼奧茲-奎蘭[譯註6]自從芝加哥白襪隊05年奪冠後歷經十年失敗，依然穩坐教練位置。

[譯註6]美國職業棒球聯盟芝加哥白襪隊經理。萊因斯多夫不僅是公牛的老闆，也是白襪的老闆。

[–]Jesusmanduke 105 指標18 小時前

Ozzie got 6 seasons after the World Series and was 21 games above .500 during that frame. Some bad rosters included in there too. He was a damn good manager, controversies aside and he should never be given roster power. His replacement being Robin Ventura is a better example. He was coaching his daughters softball team but Reinsdorf wanted him.

奧茲在那次決賽後帶隊6個賽季，拿到了比五成勝率還多贏了21場的成績，而且那時候隊里還有些很糟糕的隊員。他真的是個很強的經理了，不過這個也是要撇開那些爭議，以及不能由他來決定球隊名單上該有哪些人。他的繼任者Robin Ventura[譯註7]是個更極端的例子，當萊因斯多夫叫他來當教練的時候，他還在執教他女兒的壘球隊。

[譯註7]羅賓·范屈拉，曾經白襪隊的明星選手。

[–]BullsCudder_Buddy 123 指標 18 小時前

The problem is that the Bulls are technically something like a Top 5 regular season team going back to the 2004-2005 season, and their post season failures can be written off by Rose getting injured or the refs not calling a technical foul on David Blatt.

公牛球迷：問題在於，04-05賽季的公牛還是個常規賽前5的強隊來著，這幾年季後賽的失敗也可以歸結於羅斯的受傷和裁判對大衛-布拉特的技術犯規的視而不見。

So even though they』ve made very poor decisions the past few years, and they whiffed 2010 free agency and got bailed out by winning the lottery and a lucky strike on Butler developing far past any reasonable projection of his potential, they』re still technically one of the most successful front offices in the league which allows ownership to reward his guys with not getting fired, even though they』ve been making completely dumb moves the last 3 or so years.

所以，即使過去幾年管理層的決策真的很糟糕，2010年（選中羅斯）的自由球員市場毫無作為，並且宛如摸彩票一樣撞上了巴特勒超預期的快速成長，客觀來說牛管還是聯盟里挺成功的管理層了，他們有理由不被炒魷魚，哪怕過去三年甚至更長時間裡一直在做著令人窒息的操作。

[–]RaptorsJhah41 67 指標68 指標69 指標 18 小時前 (19 下層留言)

The drose injury will always be the big question mark in my mind. Before him you folks were alright, after his injury you were alright. Those couple golden years you guys were great.

羅斯的傷病一直讓我無法釋懷。在選中羅斯之前公牛也就一般般的水平，羅斯受傷之後公牛也是一般般的水平。但是羅斯健康那為數不多的幾年，你牛真是牛B哄哄啊。

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