杜庫訓練三分百發百中，76人拋投上籃都打鐵，人比人得死！

杜庫訓練三分百發百中，76人拋投上籃都打鐵，人比人得死！

Warriors practice deep shooting, and they made every shot.

勇士隊內三分投籃訓練，百發百中。 

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[–]76erstrevwoods 1833 指標 23小時前

It』s curry and Durant open court, that』s like 「look at water be wet」

這可是無人防守的庫里和杜蘭特在練習三分啊，高潮個啥勁？這就好像說媽呀大海真大啊。

 [–][PHI] JaVale McGeebrady25 435 指標 21小時前

Only a fool would meet the Warriors in an open court.

傻子才會在野場和勇士的人打球[譯註1]

[譯註1] 《權力的遊戲》中勞勃·拜拉席恩台詞演繹，原句為「Only a fool would meet Dothraki in an open field."（只有傻子才會跟多斯拉克騎兵在開闊平坦的戰場上交戰）。以下三句同樣為權游梗。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsTuckYourselfRS 302 指標 21小時前

A HORDE OF PROLIFIC SCORERS ON AN OPEN COURT, NED!!

奈德！那可是無人防守的神射手啊！[譯註2]

[譯註2]:原台詞為"A horde of dothraki on an open field, Ned!」

[–]Rocketskarjacker 200 指標 21小時前

BRING ME THE FLOOR STRETCHER

把能拉開空間的都給我帶上來。[譯註3]

[譯註3]原台詞為Bring me the wine！

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsTuckYourselfRS 235 指標 21小時前

GODS, I WAS FINALS MVP THEN

上帝啊，我那時候可是總決賽MVP啊！[譯註4]

[譯註4]原台詞為, 「GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN.」（我的神啊，那時候我可真強壯啊！），此句台詞經常被reddit的網友引用、改編。

[–]Warriorsfamoustran 31 指標 19小時前

Any variation of this quote never fails to crack me up lmfao. I always read it aloud in Robby B"s voice too.

樓上的這句台詞各種改編版本每次都把我逗得不行哈哈哈哈，我每回都要模仿勞勃-拜拉席恩的口吻念出來。

[–]RaptorsKluey 236 指標 22小時前

BREAKING: Two of the best shooters in the league are good at shooting

爆炸新聞：聯盟里兩個最好的射手投籃挺准。

[–][DAL] Jason Terrypm_me_your_trees_plz 87 指標 21小時前

In practice, without defenders

還是在訓練中，沒防守的那種。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsTuckYourselfRS 73 指標 19小時前

What about Curry"s gravity altering KD"s shot

你們看到了嗎？其實是庫里引力改變了杜蘭特的投籃軌跡。

[–][DAL] Jason Terrypm_me_your_trees_plz 11 指標 19小時前

good point

角度刁鑽，難以反駁。

[–]WarriorsHammeredandPantsless 12 指標 16小時前

KD such a good shooter, he had to take Curry"s gravity into account to make his shots.

勇士球迷：杜蘭特真是個優秀的射手啊，他不光要考慮球的重力，還要考慮庫里的重力。（庫有引力）

[–]Celticspoonsworth 1285 指標 23小時前

I legit clicked on the title expecting half court shots. When I saw it was just straight on 3s I was a bit let down.

我點進來之前還以為會看到半場投籃，結果就只是一直投普通的三分？失望。

[–]IT-3 387 指標 22小時前

Lol if KD moves one inch forward he"s literally just hitting long 2"s

哈哈哈哈！杜蘭特再往前蹭兩三厘米就變成長兩分了。

[–]Toronto HuskiesMarkelleFuItz 427 指標 20小時前

Bah gawd that"s DeRozan"s music!

哦哦哦，來跟著德羅贊的節奏一起搖擺！

[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard-917- 193 指標 22小時前

The horror

馬刺球迷：長兩分？想起了我刺的某位。

[–]HeatVauntedSapient 56 指標 20小時前

THE INEFFICIENCY

熱火球迷：長兩分？效率極差。

[–]Warriorstillermite 18 指標 19小時前

Morey"s glaring down from the rafters shaking his head and taking notes

莫雷坐在房樑上暗中觀察，搖了搖頭，並在小本上寫了點什麼。

[–][UTA] Rudy Gobert6inchVert 72 指標 21小時前

First time through I was not impressed I figured KD and Steph could stroke like that. Watch it again and concentrate on the other rims in the background. They are all nailing their shots.

實話說我第一次看的時候還沒覺得怎麼著，我知道杜蘭特和庫里有這個水平。第二次看的時候我的關注點就到其他籃筐那兒了，每一個人都百發百中。

[–]RocketsHRenmei 31 指標 21小時前

A guy in the background misses his first 2 shots second-ish in. But after that everyone seems to hit all their shots. It"s impressive tbh.

背景里那個哥們前兩投都彈出來了，不過打那兒之後每一個的每一次出手都進了，講道理，真挺牛B的。

[–]CavaliersOhEmGeeBasedGod 24 指標 21小時前

Right, didn"t some random guys on this subreddit that played high school or low college ball hit 75% of their open 3s while getting their own rebounds for that challenge?

是的呢，濕乎乎是不是有個打過高中校隊還是低級別大學聯賽來著的哥們，完成了個挑戰，自投自搶三分，投出了75%的命中率？

[–]CelticsProphet_Of_Helix 34 指標 18小時前

I don"t think people always realize how much harder it is to hit shots in a real game at the professional level.

We like to make fun of dudes who "shoot poorly" in the NBA, but the truth is most of their shooting ability is still far beyond what any of us could achieve.

A 30% 3 point shooter in the NBA is still usually nuts on an open court. These guys are incredibly talented.

鍵盤俠們永遠無法認識到在專業級別比賽中命中投籃有多困難。

是，我們是喜歡diss那些在NBA「投不進球的人，可真相是，即使是這幫人的投籃技術都是我們難以企及的高度。

NBA隨便一個30%命中率的三分射手在無人防守時就是百發百中的投籃機器！NBA的球員天賦溢出。

[–][CHI] Lawrence FunderburkeSim888 561 指標 23小時前

Make 400 while getting your own rebound if wanna impress me!

想驚到我？有本事自投自搶400個三分啊。

[–]KingsCrab_Johnson 235 指標 23小時前

if you make all the shots there is no rebound to get

要是都投進了，還哪來的籃板球可搶？

[–]Warriorspewpewpevv 106 指標 22小時前

Whoa.. thats deep

哥們，有點深奧，我聽不懂。

[–]Warriorseggstacy 42 指標 20小時前

that"s how i practice. shoot until i miss, then walk away. in and out in under a minute. efficient.

我就那麼訓練的，一直投到投丟第一個球，然後拎包走人。所以我的訓練在一分鐘內就完成了。我以效率著稱。

[–][MIA] Chris BoshStuntdawg5 26 指標 20小時前

Fuck, I am doing it the wrong way. I shoot until I make it. In and out in about... 6 hours.

日，我說的呢，原來我打開方式不對。我是一直投到投進第一個為止。所以我的訓練大概花了六個小時。

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseCarbonFlavored 303 指標 22小時前

Joel Embiid』s comment

when you start your mycareer and buy tons of VC

喬爾-恩比德在底下評論了。

當你玩生涯模式並且買了一大堆VC點[譯註5]

[譯註5]在2K遊戲中用於升級球員，此處指恩比德認為杜蘭特和庫里就像遊戲bug。

[–][MIA] Chris BoshTphrlee 94 指標 20小時前

With this year"s 2k not even VC can save you from being ass lol.

2K今年這個水平，你買VC幣都沒卵用。

[–]RaptorsAprilsMostAmazing 48 指標 19小時前

missing open lay ups like you play for the 76ers

上籃都咣咣地打鐵，好像你是76人球員一樣。。[譯註6]

[譯註6]指此前曝光的76人球員訓練中連續上籃、投籃不進，相關內容戳我

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerBigStick19 309 指標 23 小時前

Anti-76ers

勇士和76人就像是硬幣的兩面，一面百發百中，另一面咣咣打鐵。

[–]CavaliersPootieTooGood 26 指標 19小時前

I prefer the multiplicative inverse, 1/76ers

我更喜歡用乘法逆元的說法，也就是，「七十六分之一人」。

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramHolyRomanPrince 91 指標 23小時前

Everytime somebody asks "does this get the Cavs closer to the Warriors?" remember that IT and Jae Crowder will be considered human ball racks to these guys.

總是有人問：「騎士簽了XXX，這樣能讓騎士更接近勇士一點嗎？」先動腦子想想吧，小托馬斯或者克勞德，面對勇士這群人，會被像「人體碰碰球」那樣折磨的。

[–][ORL] Elfrid PaytonRitersBloque 92 指標 21小時前*

Rose + Wade as well.

And once KD+Steph sit down, you can bring Swaggy and Omri out, both of whom are great catch and shoot guys. Oh, and either Dre or Livingston will be distributing. Have I even mentioned Klay and Green?

This Warriors team is straight up illegal. They literally have everything covered from top to bottom. You could argue that their weakness is maybe rebounding and TO"s, but they can stay at league average and still coast. Pure. Filth.

還有羅斯和韋德。

等杜蘭特和庫里下場休息的時候，還能換上尼克楊和卡斯比，這倆都是很棒的接球投選手。哦，對了，還有伊戈達拉和利文斯頓來充當組織者。我甚至還沒提克雷和格林呢。

這支勇士tmd就是違法的。勇士從上到下所有位置所有方面都面面俱到，應有盡有。你也許可以說他們的籃板和失誤是弱點，但是他們這兩項能達到聯盟平均水平，而且依然能橫掃全聯盟。說真的，我要報警了。

[–]BullsItypeRandomWords 57 指標 20小時前

Even in terms of rebounding, steph was destroying the boards in the finals

其實就算是從籃板來說，庫里在總決賽就是個籃板狂魔。

[–]KingsBoxcar-Mike 24 指標 19小時前

more than TT, which is just silly.

搶的比特里斯坦-湯普森還多，這世道太tm瘋狂了。

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