度過史上最強休賽季後，常規賽將更精彩，西部一超多強大混戰！

度過史上最強休賽季後，常規賽將更精彩，西部一超多強大混戰！

This is, hands down, the most excited I have ever been for the NBA season to start!

最激動人心的NBA賽季馬上就要開始啦！

The West is absolutely stacked, and will be so much fun to watch. Golden State, Houston, OKC, SA, Minnesota...can"t wait for the bloodbath.

Also looking forward to watching the Cavs figure out their lineups and nut on the Celtics opening night.

西部真是太迷人了，肯定會特別好看。勇士、火箭、雷霆、馬刺、森林狼，我都等不及看他們浴血奮戰了！

同樣很期待騎士會在揭幕戰中擺出怎樣的陣容對抗凱爾特人。

[–]Nets BandwagonNetsBandwagonFan 830 指標 16小時前

The Cavs vs Celtics opener really does feel like Christmas.

騎士vs凱爾特人的揭幕戰就像過聖誕節。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonMrDingus20 301 指標 16小時前

Christmas game when IT returns will feel even more like Christmas.

當小托馬斯在聖誕大戰中復出，那才像聖誕節。

[–]Nets BandwagonNetsBandwagonFan 218 指標 16小時前

Bonus if IT is wearing elf shoes.

沒準兒有彩蛋呢，比如小托馬斯穿精靈皮靴。

[–]Rockets Bandwagonsean85 72 指標 11小時前

And Lebron dyes his beard white. Ho ho ho b*tches.

Obviously JR will have a red nose.

然後詹姆斯把鬍子染成白色。吼~吼~吼。[譯註1]

顯然，JR還會帶個紅鼻子。

[譯註1]：「國外慣用的，模仿聖誕老人的笑聲。」

[–]Spurs Bandwagongrungygarcia 52 指標 10小時前

might have red eyes too

可能還有紅眼睛。

[–]Wizardsireddit270 91 指標 16小時前

I feel like DRose is gonna go off in that game and make everyone forget about IT
我覺得羅斯會在揭幕戰中爆發，讓人徹底忘掉小托馬斯的。

[–][CHI] Jimmy Butlerklobbermang 129 指標 15小時前

Rose is going to dunk and I am going to die.

羅斯一定會在比賽中暴扣，而我會看得爽死。

[–]Heatcquinn32 210 指標 13小時前

so will rose

你能看得爽死，羅斯也能把自己扣死。（諷刺羅斯膝蓋）

[–]Nets BandwagonNetsBandwagonFan 11 指標 1 天前

I hope so. Really want to see him have a great year.

我也希望羅斯在揭幕戰中綻放。真的想看他打出一個完美的賽季。

[–]Lakers_TIMBER_ 544 指標 13小時前*

This summer was the GOAT and it gave us reasons to be excited (my updated list):

Paul George traded to OKC

Chris Paul traded to Houston

Gordon Hayward signs with the Celtics

Jimmy Butler traded to Minnesota

Isaiah Thomas traded to Cavs

Kyrie Irving traded to Celtics

Derrick Rose signs with Cavs

Rudy Gay signs with the Spurs

Avery Bradley traded to the Pistons

Phil Jacks*河蟹*d

David Griffin fired as Cavs GM

Tim Hardaway Jr."s Massive contract with the Knicks

Sham vs. Woj reporting battles

Paul Pierce retires as a Celtic

Hoodie Melo

Jamal Crawford signs with the Twolves

Carmelo waives no-trade clause and gets traded to OKC

Dwayne Wade reaches buyout with CHI and signs with Cleveland

Kevin Durant"s multiple Twitter accounts.

Kobe becomes the first player in NBA history to have two numbers retired.

China Klay

這真是史上最棒的休賽期，這給了我們充足的理由去期待新賽季：

保羅喬治被交易至雷霆、保羅被交易至火箭、戈登-海沃德簽約凱爾特人、吉米-巴特勒被交易至森林狼、小托馬斯和歐文互換東家、羅斯簽約騎士、魯迪-蓋伊簽約馬刺、布拉德利被交易至活塞、菲爾-傑克遜被炒、騎士經理大衛-格里芬被炒、小蒂姆-哈達威大合同簽約尼克斯、Sham和Woj的消息戰、皮爾斯以凱爾特人身份退役、連帽衫甜瓜、克勞福德簽約森林狼、甜瓜放棄交易否決權前往雷霆、韋德被買斷後加入騎士、杜蘭特推特小號、科比成為首位退役兩個號碼的球星、中國克萊。

[–]CelticsHorsNoises 117 指標 9小時前

You forgot about hesi pull-up jimbos and the 400 3s challenge.

你忘記了「hesi pull-up jimbos」[譯註2]和400三分挑戰。[譯註3]

[譯註2]：「hesi pull-up jimbos是杜蘭特誇讚富爾茨的話，由於晦澀難懂而成為了一個梗。」

[譯註3]：「內容為『你被鎖在體育館裡，投中400個三分才能出來，你能活下來嗎？』的挑戰。」

[–][NYK] Tracy McGradyyoloqueuesf 2 指標 4小時前

if we"re talking about hesi pull-up jimbos, we should include the 8:30am

既然說到杜蘭特，那就更不能忘了8：30起床的梗。txtx  [譯註4]

[譯註4]：「杜蘭特說自己每天八點半起床，第一個到訓練館。」

[–]RiffRaff0625 205 指標 13小時前

Upvoted. But my friend please dont forget ..

U BUM

給層主點贊。但朋友你也別忘了這個——

「你傻啊！」。[譯註5]

[譯註5]：「前段時間詹姆斯力挺庫里反對特朗普時說的話。」

[–]weems13 3 指標 9小時前

U misspelled Jamal Crawford U BUM

你剛才把克勞福德的名字拼錯了你傻啊。

[–]Nuggetssleepydogg 3 指標 1 天前

Seeing it listed out like that is almost dizzying. What an offseason.

看這個列表真讓人頭暈。我們經歷了一個怎樣的休賽期啊！

[–][POR] Detlef Schrempfstupid_sexyflanders 168 指標 16小時前

Mark your calendars guys, Blazers home opener, Tuesday October 24th, Meyers vs. Boogie showdown.

開拓者球迷：記好日子兄弟們，10月24日星期二，開拓者主場的揭幕戰，邁耶斯-倫納德和考辛斯的決勝時刻。[譯註6]

[譯註6]：「邁耶斯-倫納德曾和考辛斯在場上互相推搡，兩人最終都得到技術犯規。」

[–]76ersTmwill87 13 指標 13小時前

I"m more excited for the Embiid vs Boogie Ass slapping contest round 2

76人球迷：我更期待恩比德和考辛斯的第二輪拍屁股競賽。[譯註7]

[譯註7]：「兩人曾在場上互相拍屁股開玩笑。」 

[–]Anti_Thon 165 指標 16小時前

I"ve had this erection for the last 72 hrs tbh

為了這個新賽季我都硬了72個小時了！

[–]dailycrossover 74 指標 16小時前

Is it as big as the Eiffel Tower?

你的小兄弟現在是不是和埃菲爾鐵塔一樣大？

[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 10 指標 16小時前

mourning wood to mourn Hugh Hefner

晨勃一下悼念休-海夫納。[譯註8]

[譯註9]：「休-海夫納是色情雜誌《花花公子》的創始人，於2017年9月28日去世。」

[–]Brewval904[S] 6 指標 16小時前

RIPenis

安息吧28。

[–]Spursifuckwithit 81 指標 16小時前

I』m just glad you included our guys in there.

My biased opinion: can』t wait to see what Kawhi will do this year 

Unbiased: I』m probably going to watch every OKC game this year with that lineup

馬刺球迷：真高興大家還沒忘了我們。

主觀的想法：等不及看看我們的小卡今年能做點兒什麼了！

客觀的想法：沖著雷霆的陣容，他們的比賽我可能一場都不會錯過。

[–]Brewval904[S] 29 指標 16小時前

Of course! You can never count out the Spurs. Basketball nirvana resides in SA

當然了！永遠都不能忽略掉馬刺。聖安東尼奧是個籃球聖地。

[–][SAS] Marco BelinelliChiliConChaos 29 指標 16小時前

My dad has been doubting the Spurs and telling me they』re too old since I was in 7th grade. I』ll laugh in his face when Tony Parker gets the MVP and Ginobili gets another 6MOTY.

在我7年級的時候我爸就跟我說馬刺太老了，他覺得他們不行了。等著看帕克拿到MVP，吉諾比利再拿個最佳第六人，到時候我去嘲笑他。

[–]Brewval904[S] 18 指標 16小時前

Pop could win 50 games with the ITT Tech Nicians. And yeah Tony Parker and Manu will be solid again this year, even at ages like 36 and 40. 10 years of minute restrictions will do wonders for longevity

波波維奇帶15個碼農都能拿50勝[譯註9]。就算帕克36歲、馬努40歲了，他們今年肯定還是很穩。十餘年限制上場時間的保護對延長球員的職業生涯絕對有奇效。

[譯註9]：「層主將Technician分開成Tech Nician，寫成類似人名的形式，指代碼農們。」

[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoEnergyiskinG 15 指標 1 天前

Lmao first sentence

哈哈哈哈哈樓上第一句話逗死我了。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookH3rQ133z 7 指標 13小時前

Love u bb, i always root for spurs first when im not cheering on OKC. There is absolutely nobody that i can hate on your roster and pop is the goat. Having said that, if we cant take out the warriors in playoffs this year, I need it to be Kawhi and Pop. Thanks, bb.

雷霆球迷：愛你寶貝。我不給雷霆加油的時候就會第一時間去給馬刺加油。我真的無法去討厭你們陣容中的任何一個人，波波維奇又是史上最偉大的教練。我之前說過，如果我們不能在今年季後賽中擊敗勇士，那麼我會希望看到倫納德和波波維奇擊敗他們。謝謝你。

[–]LEDONGDESTROYER 545 指標 14小時前

Cleveland vs Warriors

22 seconds left on the clock in the 4th quarter.

Lebron starts his drive from the top of the key.

Durant and Green collapse

Lebron Dishes it out to Love

Love drives, dribbles, posts up on Klay Thompson

Love step-back, pump-fake. Outlet pass to IT

12 seconds left on the clock.

IT looks up and its KD.

IT Hesitates

BronBron Sets a screen

6 Seconds left

IT turns the corner, passes it to Lebron,

Rose sprints in from the wing past Iggy

Lebron no looks to Rose.

Rose leaps in the air and slams it home with 0 on the clock.

Warriors win 142-111

騎士vs勇士

第四節剩餘22秒

詹姆斯從弧頂啟動

KD和格林包夾

詹姆斯傳給樂福

樂福持球，低位單打克萊-湯普森

樂福後撤步，假動作，傳給外線小托馬斯

此時剩餘12秒

小托馬斯觀察，防守人是KD

他猶豫了

詹姆斯上前擋拆

此時還剩6秒

小托馬斯轉移到底角，傳給詹姆斯

羅斯繞過尼克楊從側翼切入

詹姆斯不看人傳球給到羅斯

羅斯起飛，壓哨大力灌籃

太精彩了!

最終勇士142-111騎士。

[–]Rocketsmomo_anus 51 指標 13小時前

Nothing will ever beat that tbh

唔，這劇本再好不過了。

[–]weems13 141 指標 1 天前

Enjoy the ride, cuz we know the destination.

享受過程吧，我們都清楚結果會是什麼。

[–][HOU] Clint Capelaclutch-city2k15 49 指標 16小時前

I was in the shower yesterday and realzied that the 17-18 Warriors will be better than any of their teams in the past few years. No matter what other teams do, nobody is beating them as long as this core stays together.

昨天我冼澡的時候想到，17-18賽季的勇士將比過去幾年的勇士都要強。不管其他球隊如何，只要勇士的核心陣容還在，那麼他們就是不可戰勝的。

[–]LakersLevelHeadedFan 75 指標 16小時前

Probably true. But why worry? We can all bitch and moan in June when GS makes another 15-1 death March through the playoffs. Might as well enjoy what the next 6 months is going to bring us: new stars emerging, new inter-team dramas yet to unfold, new memes and posterizations right around the corner. It"s going to be very, very fun!

多半是這樣。但那又如何呢？明年六月我們可能會為季後賽中勇士打出的又一個15勝1負大屠殺而捶胸頓足。但不妨看看接下來的六個月會為我們帶來什麼吧：新星的誕生、新的球隊宮斗戲、新的表情包和貼圖。這些都一定會非常非常精彩的！不是嗎？

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