戈登-海沃德為打遊戲催著給女兒冼澡，人帥錢多老婆美，人生贏家

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戈登-海沃德為打遊戲催著給女兒冼澡，人帥錢多老婆美，人生贏家

Gordon Hayward Just Wants Play Video Games (streamable.com)

視頻：戈登-海沃德只是想玩兒遊戲

Hayward: Hey, what re you doing? Let s go.

Wife: Go where?

Hayward: To do bath time!

Wife: Why? So you can play video games?

Hayward: Yes……

海沃德：嘿，幹嘛呢？走吧。

妻子：幹什麼去啊？

海沃德：該去給她們冼澡澡了！

妻子：為什麼？這樣你就能玩遊戲了？

海沃德：是啊……

[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardcpt_america27 4988 指標 11小時前

TO DO BATH TIME!!

I died hahaha

該去冼澡澡了！！

真是笑死我了。

[–]TimberwolvesVcm721 3013 指標 11小時前

He seriously sounded like a difficult teenager talking to his mom there.

講真，他聽起來就像是個執拗的少年在那兒跟他老媽說話一樣。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 2239 指標 10小時前

Just shows NBA players are just like us except jacked, tall, and multimillionaires

NBA球員和我們一樣的，除了他們肌肉爆炸，個子很高，還都是百萬富翁。

[–]76ersBoshasaurusChris 1198 指標 10小時前

so just everything that makes someone fuckable? great.

唯一的三項把妹利器我們全特么沒有！我 操！

[–][BOS] Rajon Rondobmac3 325 指標 10小時前

Well except for, you know, personality?

額，別忘了，還有性格啊。

[–]New Jersey Netsauzrealop 886 指標 9小時前*

That』s a myth. No one is clamoring to fuck that fugly obese chick with a good personality. That smoking hot chick with no personality everyone wants to fuck. I think the same is true with guys but I have no clue.

別逗了。沒人會對又丑又胖但是心靈美的姑娘有性趣的。長得好看但是沒啥內涵的姑娘後面可排著長隊呢。我覺得這道理反推到男性身上也一樣，不過我沒什麼根據啊。

[–]PortuguesMandalorian 655 指標 8小時前

Eh. That s true for really ugly girls but some average looking girls become much more attractive than hot girls when their personality is amazing.

嗯。對於實在是太丑的姑娘，這麼說沒錯。但是那些長相平均水準但是性格人品一級棒的姑娘可就比那些辣妹更有吸引力了。

[–]LakersChaotic-Catastrophe 127 指標 10小時前

And married to smoking hot babes

還娶了個美到冒泡的老婆。

[–][IND] Chris Copelanddaymanxx 187 指標 10小時前

they got engaged when she was still in high school lol

哈哈，他老婆還在高中的時候他倆就訂婚了。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 258 指標 10小時前

Dude totally fit in in Utah, smh Gordon why did you leave

爵士球迷：海沃德真是完美適合猶他這地方啊！你為啥要離開我們啊！[譯註1]

[譯註1]猶他為摩門教徒聚集地，思想很傳統保守，白人比例很高。

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallTuneHD 134 指標 9小時前

He left one white guy city for another

他從一個白人城市到了另一個白人城市。

[–]LakersChaotic-Catastrophe 54 指標 10小時前

I m pretty sure Gordon was still tall, athletic, and gorgeous in high school. The millionaire thing was just an added bonus.

我很確定海沃德在高中的時候就這麼高，這麼健壯，這麼帥了。富翁的頭銜只不過是個加分項。

[–]Ovar9002 145 指標 9小時前

Current Gordon Hayward looks like he stole High School Gordon Hayward s girl.

現在的戈登-海沃德看起來就像他把高中時的戈登-海沃德的女友給撬走了似的。

[–]ThunderTonyStarksLazySusan 76 指標 10小時前

Lebron and Westbrook married their highschool and college sweethearts respectively, mad respect.

雷霆球迷：詹姆斯和威斯布魯克分別和他們高中跟大學時的摯愛結婚。我無比的尊重他們！

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonIanicRR 369 指標 11小時前

My GF is Hayward in this situation. She tapes her shows like This is Us and Greys so she s always pestering me to get our daughter ready for bed so she can watch in peace haha.

Joke s on her though, my daughter is apparently allergic to sleep this week.

我女朋友就像是海沃德視頻里的海沃德一樣。她會把節目，像是《我們這一天》還有《實習醫生格蕾》用錄像帶錄下來，所以她老是催我去哄閨女睡覺，然後她就能安靜地看電視了，哈哈。

不過她的想法泡湯了，我們的閨女這周很抗拒睡覺。

[–]Clipperscata1yst622 168 指標 10小時前

She tapes her shows

What year is it?

「她把她要看的節目用錄像帶錄下來。」

這都什麼年代了。

[–]Lakers-LeChiffre- 1246 指標 11小時前

Wonder if he plays Nba2k as himself

你們說他會不會在玩兒2K的時候用自己？

[–]Bullsidontknow_whatever 896 指標 11小時前

He would have been super disappointed every year as 2K made him look like an anorexic teenager.

Like, 2k17 Hayward is pre-Serum Steve Rogers and 2k18 Hayward is Captain America.

之前他每年都會超失望的吧，2K里他就像是個得了厭食症的竹竿青少年似的。

好比說2K17里的海沃德就像改造前的史蒂夫-羅傑斯，到了2K18里他變成美國隊長了。

[–]Spursxasum0x 323 指標 10小時前

2k15 Hayward legit looks like someone else entirely

2K15里的海沃德看起來完全像是另一個人。

[–]Celticssaeedg1377 263 指標 11小時前

He said he s not a big fan of 2K actually. In terms of sports games, he said he likes playing FIFA more

他說過事實上他並不是2K的忠實粉絲。在體育遊戲里，他更喜歡玩兒FIFA。

[–]CelticsMatto_0 232 指標 10小時前

Yeah I imagine as an expert on actual basketball, playing 2K is probably kind of disappointing. Probably doesn t even feel like the same game to him.

嗯，我想作為一個在現實中籃球的專家，打2K可能會有點兒讓人失望吧。也許對他而言，就不是一碼事兒。

[–]BulletsWallStar206 194 指標 10小時前

Kd mainly plays 2k. Fifa is just a better game

杜蘭特就常玩兒2K。FIFA確實是更好的遊戲。

[–]x00x00x00 125 指標 10小時前

Football Manager is the best sports sim

Holy shit have I and a lot of people I know sunk some real time into it

足球經理是最好的體育模擬遊戲。

天啊，我和很多我認識的人都花了好多時間在這上。

[–]Warriors BandwagonAmasero 172 指標 10小時前*

Yep he plays League of Legends, he was in the top 2-3% (plat)

I believe last year, and he still plays.

He was just at the NA finals in Boston like 1month ago. For League of legends

沒錯，他打英雄聯盟，他曾打到過前2-3%（鉑金段位）。

我記得是在去年，而且他還在玩兒。

好像一個月前他還在去了波士頓的英雄聯盟北美總決賽。

[–]Bullssnowcone_wars 120 指標 9小時前

He actually said while he was casting that he d fallen back to silver, getting rusty not playing much and all. Seemed rather embarrassed about it actually haha.

事實上，他說過，因為不怎麼玩兒掉到了白銀，手都生了，就基本不怎麼玩兒了。而且看起來他真的對於掉段這事兒不太好意思啊哈哈。

[–]Celticsbac0nologist 272 指標 11小時前

is he playing with himself? isn t that against the bible?

啥啥啥？他擼啊擼？這不是違反《聖經》的要求么？

[–]WestBamaborn97 103 指標 11小時前

I too play games with my dick

我也會跟我的二八一起玩兒。

[–]RaptorsBowieScorvat 1535 指標 12小時前

They re closer to us than we think

他們比我們想的要離我們更近。[譯註2]

[譯註2]杜蘭特原話：「我比你們想的離你們更近。」

[–]Celticsward0630 772 指標 11小時前

Literally. There are probably dozens of alt accounts for players and coaches on here.

毫不誇張，論壇里可能有許多球員和教練的小號呢。

[–]Anti_Thon 1716 指標 11小時前

lol KD, you aren t slick even tho you re a

（回復樓上）哈哈杜蘭特，我一眼就看出是你了。你雖然是蛇，但是你可不夠狡猾呀。

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 747 指標 11小時前

lol KD, you aren t slick even tho you re a

Replying to your own alt post with your other alt KD?

move, .

你雖然是蛇，但是你可不夠狡猾呀。

（回復樓上）唱三簧呢杜蘭特？蛇蛇蛇！

[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 125 指標 10小時前

I wonder how many times they get downvoted for having actual insider knowledge.

Like I m imagining Gordon in the days leading up to his decision commenting, like, "I don t know guys - I think Gordon might really want to go to Boston instead of Utah, I think he really liked their presentation." and getting downvoted to hell

我想知道，他們因為在濕乎乎發布真正的內部消息反而被點滅了有多少次。

比如，我就想像，海沃德在正式做出決定之前到濕乎乎上發帖說「我不知道啊大兄弟們。我覺得海沃德可能真的想去波士頓而不是留在猶他，我認為他真的喜歡凱爾特人的招募」，然後就被點滅成狗了。

[–]EUwestPlayer 24 指標 11小時前

100% guaranteed. My father is well known in my country and I have seen him countless times comment on online newspapers.

我保證是百分之百。我爸在我們國家很出名，我無數次在網路報紙評論欄中看到過他的回復。

[–]76ersTheHeliosNebula 35 指標 8小時前

Can I have some money

能給我充點話費嗎

[–]KrankShift 554 指標 12小時前

LET THE MAN PLAY HIS VIDYA GAMES!!!

讓這位老哥玩 自 己 的 游 戲！！！！！

[–]Celticsbreak1289 160 指標 10小時前

this has got to be the most relatable thing this subreddit has with a pro nba player

這可能是在濕乎乎里和一名職業NBA球員最有共鳴的事兒了吧？

[–][PHO] Steve NashcooReey 268 指標 11小時前

he is big LoL fan right ?

他是名英雄聯盟死忠是吧？

[–]BroJo23 271 指標 10小時前

yep, and unfortunately for him the biggest esports tournament in the world starts at 3 in the morning...

是的，倒霉的是世界上最大的電子競技錦標賽是在凌晨3點開始的……

[–]MagicArexBawrin 1083 指標 11小時前

How the fuck does he have time to play video games with those two little ones? And he s rich, and his wife s hot. And I m just sitting here fapping.

他是怎麼在有倆那麼可愛的小孩兒的情況下還能有時間玩兒遊戲的？他又有錢，他老婆又那麼性感。而我只能坐在這兒擼。

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 1157 指標 11小時前

My dude you too can have a hot girl and play video games as long as you are one of the best athletes on the planet and get paid millions of dollars to play your sport. Not too complicated.

兄弟，你也能坐擁辣妹，手打電動。只要你是世界上最好的運動員之一，拿著百萬美元打球就成。沒那麼複雜。

[–]Celticsward0630 373 指標 11小時前

Gordon Hayward could have 0 basketball skills and he d still be set for life with those looks as somebody s trophy husband. I mean, damn.

哪怕海沃德完全不會打球，他也能靠臉傍個富婆，過得像現在一樣。我特么對我的人生失去信心了。

[–]Lakershoopaholik91 520 指標 10小時前

Well without the money he may never have become that attractive. People underestimate how good any guy can look in peak physical condition, with the nicest clothes and a good hair stylist.

要是沒錢的話，他可能永遠不會變的像這樣有吸引力。人靠衣服馬靠鞍，大伙兒低估了在好衣服好髮型的加成下，一個人的外表能好到什麼地步。

[–][BOS] Jordan Crawfordunitythrufaith 77 指標 10小時前

he was ugly in college so there is still hope for me right?

他在大學的時候丑著呢，所以我這樣的還是有機會的對吧？

[–]Celticsvagrantwade 265 指標 11小時前

He apparently doesn t have much time thats why he wants to hurry up and do bath time with the girls.

他似乎沒太多時間，所以才著急給女兒們冼澡吧。

[–]CelticsFunkBucketBlasterAss 55 指標 11小時前

Seriously.

I ve got two wee ones and between them and the wife it s not even worth playing video games. I get like an hour to myself everyday.

說真的。我有倆小孩兒，他們和我老婆在我身邊時我根本想都不想遊戲的事。我每天也就大概一個小時能自由支配自己的時間。

[–]Celticsbeachedwolf 78 指標 10小時前

Man you need to manipulate shit a little better. My kids are in bed by 7 and I stay up til midnight. That s 5 hours a day 7 days a week. Plenty of time for wife and vids.

老哥那你需要對這些瑣事再處理的好點兒。我的小孩兒們7點上床，我到半夜12點才睡。一天五小時，一周七天。大把大把和老婆與遊戲溫存的時間啊。

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