火箭大屠殺，雙控衛相得益彰丨籃網要進季後賽？騎士被安吉坑了？

火箭大屠殺，雙控衛相得益彰丨籃網要進季後賽？騎士被安吉坑了？

[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (2-0) defeat the Shanghai Sharks, 144-82 in the preseason.

[賽後]上海82-144火箭，周琦8+3，保羅11+12，阿里扎18+10

[–]MVB2017 10 指標 9 分鐘前

You already know Zhou was talking mad shit in Chinese to the opposing team

雖然我聽不懂，但周琦好像用中文狂飆垃圾話啊。

[–]MagicYoung_macadamia 1 指標 剛剛

Fuckin broke bois lol

周琦：「哈哈你們這幫窮B。」TX

[–]Trail BlazersJBEastman 4 指標 11 分鐘前

Well that was a mess, a slaughter on a basketball court

籃球場上的屠殺啊！！！

[–][POR] Jusuf Nurki?Kazekid 2 指標 9 分鐘前

Sharks kept it close

大鯊魚也沒差多少嘛。

[–]76ersBenFuckinSimmons 2 指標 12 分鐘前

Would have been an easy win for the Sharks if Jimmer was on the court

要是寂寞大神打的話，上海大鯊魚還不手拿把攥的？

[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 7 指標 11 分鐘前

Nick Minnerath with the casual -59.

尼克-明納拉斯正負值-59…

[–]Bobcatsfuck--the--celtics 5 指標 7 分鐘前

what"s more impressive is S. Yuchen was +2 in 15 minutes in a 62pt loss

someone sign this man

更牛逼的是施宇晨，62分的慘敗，自己上了15分鐘，正負值竟然是+2！

趕緊簽下這個小夥子！

[–]RocketsZemulon 3 指標 8 分鐘前

Harden"s jumper is broke

火箭球迷：哈登的跳投完了。

[–]Knicksthreekingmodest101 7 指標 10 分鐘前

47 assists on 55 field goals WTF???

55次投籃命中，47次助攻？這TM的是什麼。

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 5 指標 9 分鐘前

2 point guard life, and yall thought their assists would take a dip playing together SMH

火箭球迷：雙控衛時代到來了！你們還覺得哈登保羅在一起打球助攻會有所下降呢！

[Post Game Thread] The Magic (1-1) defeat the Mavericks (2-1) 112-89.

[賽後]小牛89-112魔術，戈登17+10，丹尼斯史密斯13分

[–]SpursSutale 13 指標 4小時前

I bet you Dennis smith"s butt jiggles so fucking much when you slap it. Mm. Wow. Daddy

我打賭，你要是打丹尼斯-史密斯的屁股，那兩坨小肉一定會晃得很有彈性的。哎喲好有畫面感。

[–][ORL] Earl BoykinsTkinzel517 7 指標 51 分鐘前

AG4ASG

魔術球迷：戈登全明星！

[–]SpursAustin222 2 指標 37 分鐘前

Weird seeing Simmons in a Magic jersey, hope he does well there

本-西蒙斯被交易到魔術了？挺怪的，祝他一切安好。

[Post Game Thread] The Brooklyn Nets defeat the Miami Heat, 107-88

[賽後]籃網107-88熱火，林書豪16+3+4，泰勒約翰遜23+9

[–]New Jersey NetsCastor1234 47 指標 43 分鐘前

We"re no joke. We"re like the Spurs without the talent.

籃網球迷：我們可不是鬧著玩的，我網就是沒有天賦的馬刺！

[–]76ersWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 15 指標 42 分鐘前

or popovich. or the big ol women

或者沒有波波維奇、沒有大胖妞的馬刺。[譯註1]

[譯註1]巴克利多次調侃聖安東尼奧的女人全是大胖妞。

[–][NYK] Chris Copelandbootum 1 指標 22 分鐘前

Essentially a better version of the present-day hawks

就算加強版老鷹唄。

[–]NetsJayden1204 21 指標 50 分鐘前

Who we gonna blowout next?

籃網球迷：我們下一場虐誰？

[–]Nets BandwagonJavaleMcGee123 32 指標 51 分鐘前

I understand why the Warriors are so hated

籃網球迷：為什麼大家都恨勇士，我今天懂了。

[–][NJN] Caris LeVertMisterBellic[S] 26 指標 52 分鐘前

I know that this is the preseason, and I don"t want to overreact, but

NETS 8TH SEED HYPE TRAIN

籃網球迷：我不想一場論，但是

季後賽小火車開動嘍！

[–]New Jersey NetsDMKarwoski 11 指標 51 分鐘前

We coming for you LeBron

籃網球迷：詹姆斯你準備好了嗎！

[–]Netsaydee123 26 指標 46 分鐘前*

Second game in a row where RHJ looks like he"s taken a real step forward. Very exciting.

Also, Allen looks like he can get real minutes in the regular season.

籃網球迷：朗戴-霍利斯-傑弗森連續兩場比賽都展現了自己的進步。我很激動。

另外，就這場表現來看，阿倫-克拉布到了常規賽能有充足的上場時間的。

[–]Cavalierslegodmanjames 28 指標 47 分鐘前

TRADE THE PICK NOW

騎士球迷：趕緊交易掉籃網簽！！！

[–]New Jersey NetsDMKarwoski 8 指標 41 分鐘前

Danny Ainge playing 4D Monopoly

丹尼-安吉果然深謀遠慮。

[–]CelticsJaysonToJaylen 1 指標 21 分鐘前

I"m gonna laugh my ass off if you guys end up getting a late lottery pick and a dude with a broken hip for Kyrie Irving

凱爾特人球迷：要是騎士最後發現自己交易歐文換來的是一個靠後的樂透簽和一個破屁股，我就要笑死了

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