終極鍵盤俠之戰！若讓你去打NBA，能拿什麼數據，美球迷怎麼吹的？

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終極鍵盤俠之戰！若讓你去打NBA，能拿什麼數據，美球迷怎麼吹的？

How many points, assists, rebounds, etc do you think you could average if you played a whole season? (self.nba)

你覺得你如果去打NBA，你場均能拿多少分多少助攻多少板？

Im talking you have the most minutes on any team of your choice and the minutes cannot be lowered no matter how bad you are

How successful would the team be adding you?

就是說你在你自己任意指定的球隊里，得到了最多的上場時間，還有不管你打得有多爛，都不會被降低出場時間。

得到你的球隊將取得多大的成功？

[–][BOS] James Youngwalterdog12 22 指標 4小時前

I still think the best course of action if you had to play the most minutes on your team, would just be to sucker punch or violently tackle the other team"s best player the moment the game starts.

You"re ejected, and now the other team"s player is out for at least a little bit, maybe even the entire game. Your team can now play with 5 legit NBA players for the next couple games while you"re suspended, as well as play the opposing team now without their best player. As soon as you"re back... Sorry whoever"s next.

Yes it"s a god awful thing to even suggest and it"s an absolutely shitty thing to do, but it"s probably the best course of action in this imaginary hypothetical world where I had to play 35+ minutes a game.

我覺得如果你是球隊里上場時間最多的球員的話，最好的結果可能就是，你從比賽的第一分鐘開始，就胖揍或者兇狠的抱摔對面隊伍里最強的哪個球員。

這樣你會被驅逐，然後那名球員會最少下場一小段時間，可能整場都不在出戰。你的球隊就可以趁著你停賽，用五個正宗的NBA球員上場打球，同時這場還可以對陣失去頭牌的對手。只要你解禁復出，那真是不好意思了，下一個是誰揍誰。

這種建議確實很不厚道，做起來也是令人噁心。但是我覺得如果在一個我要上場35+分鐘的平行世界，這肯定是最好的情況了就。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 7 指標 4小時前

This is right. Any of us playing would be gassed as fuck after 2 minutes of playing. We"d never be able to stay in front of our man even if we only played defense and they"d attack any of us every single possession. If an NBA team really wanted to win and any redditor was playing... said Redditor would be in cardiac arrest after a quarter. I don"t care how much you go to the gym or run a day... it"s not nearly enough to compete against these world class athletes that have been working out and running 24/7 their entire lives.

I would average .01/.0001/0 in 36 minutes easily.

沒錯，我們隨便誰上去打兩分鐘都會累成皮皮豬。想要我們一直站在我們要盯防的人面前？不存在的。他們一定會每次球權都進攻我們這一點的。如果任何一直NBA球隊想要帶著一個JR贏下比賽。就先假設JR不會打一節之後就進心臟病房。我不在乎你一天去多久健身房或者是跑多少步……很明顯都不足以支撐你跟一周7天，一天24小時都在鍛煉在跑步的世界級運動員對抗。

我場均36分鐘里狂砍0.01+0.0001+0倒是很輕鬆

[–][BOS] Jae CrowderUndrArmr 5 指標 4小時前

The only problem with this plan is assuming that any of us could do anything to harm an NBA player. If I tried to tackle Lebron he wouldn"t notice and I"d end up in hospice.

這個計劃的唯一問題就是先假設我們能夠傷害到NBA球員，如果我去嘗試抱摔詹姆斯，他估計還沒注意到我，我就要去重症病人收養所了。

[–]ctye85 3 指標 3小時前

Lol, he"s still human. A forearm to the throat as he runs by or sets a screen would do the same to him that it would do to you or me.

Man this feels evil...

哈哈哈，但他怎麼說都還是個正常人，他跑步前進或者是擋拆的時候隨便一胳膊打在脖子上，對他和你我造成的影響是一樣惡劣的。

媽呀我好邪惡

[–][POR] Shareef Abdur-Rahimgrahamtasticj 9 指標 4 天前

If I played for an entire season with solid minutes? I could get you 3 points and a couple rebounds. People on here always say 0 everything. If you were a successful high school player and can shoot a three? You"d be open throughout the game, if you shot 5 a game and made one?

You could also go off and hit two, shit maybe three wide open threes in one game. After 82 games, I"m sure I would have at least 3 points and 2 rebounds a game. Probably 7 turnovers and a garbage shooting percentage to go along with it

如果我一整個賽季都有穩定的時間？我可以得到3分再加幾個板。論壇上的大家總說啥都是0，但如果你是一個成功的高中球員還會射三分呢？可能你整場都是空位，如果你場均射5個然後進了一個呢？

或者你也可能手風順進了倆，要是整場都是大空位說不定還能進三個呢。82場比賽後，我很確定最少場均3分2板。可能還有7次失誤加上非常難看的投籃命中率。

[–]RaptorsBowieScorvat 8 指標 4 天前

Problem is most of us are not successful high school players.

關鍵問題是我們大多數都不是成功的高中生水平。

[–][GSW] Draymond GreenVersaceSandals 4 指標 4 天前

I don"t think you understand the gap between just being regular rec league players and being in the NBA, or even just being a average college player.

我不覺得你真正了解一個普通高中聯賽球員和NBA球員的差距有多大，甚至是個一個普通的大學球員之間的差距有多大。

[–]Pelicansirrationalportions 3 指標 4 天前

We would be the worst team in the NBA, unless I get killed before the season ends. The moment Lebron runs into me, I die. I"m thinking I get two points a game on maybe 10% FG%, if they leave me wide open 100% of the times, probably an assist every ten games or so, and a lucky rebound every three or four games.

我如果賽季結束前沒被打死，我們就會是聯盟最爛的球隊。詹姆斯撞向我的一瞬間，我就掛了。我覺得我場均能拿兩分，可能命中率就10%。如果他們100%放空我，可能每十場比賽有個助攻吧，3，4場比賽還能撿個運氣籃板。

[–]Trail Blazersloveandmonsters 3 指標 4 天前

If I took Kobe amount of shots per game, I"m sure one would go in by mistake.

All season I mean.

如果我場均有科比的出手，肯定能混進去一個。

我是說整賽季。

[–][OKC] Steven Adamslegendariusss 3 指標 4 天前

Probably about 4 points. For the year. Maybe 10 rebounds that fell to me by chance for the whole year. 0.5 apg since they"re pretty generous with that. Maybe go wth some of that 2k shot clock cheese. And then about 5 fouls a game because that"s all I"d be useful for

可能得個4分？我是說整個賽季，可能整賽季還會撿到10個籃板。場均0.5個助攻因為這個還是比較好拿的。說不定還會有一些2k壓哨的福利球。哦還有場均5個犯規，因為這是我唯一能起到作用的地方了。

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 32 指標 4小時前

0.1/1/0.5 in 36 minutes

場均36分鐘0.1+1+0.5

[–]Warriorsuntouchable765 46 指標 4小時前

Ha you ain"t that good calm down.

冷靜一點你才沒這麼強。

[–][MEM] Bryant Reevespreme1017 10 指標 4小時前

with 30 to 40 turnovers

砍下0.1+1+0.5的同時送出30-40個失誤。

[–]TimberwolvesVANY11A 1 指標 4小時前

Nah. Even playing 36 minutes you probably wouldn"t they the ball more than 20 times a game. Wouldn"t get the ball enough to turn it over that much.

不存在的，即便是你打了36分鐘，你估計場均也不會觸球超過20次。肯定沒這麼多機會讓你失誤。

[–][ATL] Josh ChildressTittyBoyTellEm 5 指標 4小時前

I"m thinking around .38/1(just because if I"m on the team my teammates almost have to shoot it if I get a pass off to them)/.7(never know how the ball will bounce). Definitely 0 blocks, probably .06 steals off sheer luck. This is all if I"m averaging major minutes haha

我覺得場均0.38分+1次助攻（因為我的隊友基本處於我把球給他們就要射出去的狀態）+0.7（誰也猜不準球要怎麼彈呀）。絕對0個蓋帽，但是運氣好應該能拿到0.06次搶斷。這些都是我上場時間大把時候的情況。

[–][LAC] Darius Mileslynchedlandlord 10 指標 4小時前

A ton for the opposing team

能幫對面得10000分

[–]jordank94 2 指標 4小時前

I actually lol"d

我真的笑出聲了。

[–]RaptorsShlongus 3 指標 4小時前

You guys are selling yourselves short. I truly beleive I could get 2 points a game, 3 assists a game and 0.1 rebounds. I"m bound to get to the line 2-3 times if I play the whole game plus a flukely lay up in every game. Assists would be easy just pass to best shooter on the team and he would Hopefully hits a couple.

你們都看低自己了，我真的覺得我場均能得2分，3個助攻，還有0.1個籃板。如果我打滿整場，我肯定會站上罰球線個兩三次，再撿漏上個籃。助攻很簡單，我就給隊里最好的射手一直傳球，希望他能投進幾個吧

[–]NuggetsSkrong 3 指標 3小時前

You"re not scoring 164 points in the NBA bro. lol

哈哈哈哈，朋友，你進NBA才得不了164分。

[–][LAC] Corey MaggetteRIPGrantland 2 指標 4小時前

Am I allowed to chuck deep as hell 3"s? Cuz, I might make one if I get 30 attempts.

我能射超遠三分么？因為我射30個就可能進一個。

[–]76ersShesNot18BRAH 5 指標 4小時前

Put me at the 3 on the Warriors. Only play about 20 minutes but they"re only when Steph, Klay, Draymond and KD are on the floor with me. I"m sure I could nail about 2 open mid range jump shots a game and average an assist or 2. So I"m gonna go with 5/2/.5 on 27/15/62 shooting splits.

把我放到勇士的3號位，只打20分鐘，但是只跟庫里，湯普森，格林和杜蘭特一起上場。我很確定我場均能進兩個空位中投，然後還有一兩個助攻。所以應該是場均5+2+0.5，命中率大概27%+15%+62%。

[–]CavaliersDmvill1 5 指標 4小時前

0 for all. If anyone says anything else, they are full of shit

全部數據為0，如果有人不是這個說法，那他們就是在吹牛B。

[–]Nidzo_888 1 指標 4小時前

2.2 pts per game like Lavar.

跟球爸一檔，場均2.2分

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