RP守恆定律而論，美球迷熱議今年總決賽騎士和勇士誰的詛咒更多？

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RP守恆定律而論，美球迷熱議今年總決賽騎士和勇士誰的詛咒更多？

A rundown of all the curses regarding the NBA Finals (self.nba)

NBA總決賽詛咒的一次大總結

ESPN洋溢詛咒：ESPN洋溢在預測總決賽勝者的正確數上是6中0。今年他預測勇士將會拿下NBA總冠軍。

馬刺詛咒：從2008年起，每一隻淘汰了馬刺的球隊都會在下一輪輸球。

阿拉巴馬詛咒：詹姆斯還從來沒在阿拉巴馬沒有拿下當年全國冠軍的情況下奪過冠。

吐司機詛咒：在湯普森給那個吐司機簽名後，勇士還是27勝0負。這是騎士必須要打破的一個詛咒。

樂福還從來沒輸掉過一個季後賽的系列賽：這個我怎麼能忘了。

我有忘掉了哪些么？你們覺得有什麼詛咒會被打破？

PS：那些我漏掉了的

詹姆斯領跑聯盟兩分球命中數排行的詛咒：詹姆斯只有在常規賽領跑了聯盟兩分球命中數的情況下才能奪冠。今年他沒能領跑。

詹姆斯總決賽贏球規律：現在詹姆斯在總決賽里比賽的結果有個規律，負負勝勝負負勝。這意味著接下來會是一場勝利。

詹姆斯在奇才打進季後賽的時候從來沒有贏下過總決賽。

奧尼爾的詛咒：1984年後的每支冠軍球隊都有一名跟奧尼爾做過隊友的球員。今年騎士有詹姆斯，勇士有馬特巴恩斯所以這條詛咒今年不會生效。

從2014年開始每支冠軍球隊都會有一名澳大利亞球員。這條詛咒成立的時間還太短，所以效力不會很強。

Stephen A. Smith curse: SAS is 0-6 in predicting the winner of the Finals (Source). He predicted the Warriors will win in 7 this year (Source).

San Antonio Spurs Curse: Every Western team that eliminated San Antonio since 2008 lost in the very next round (Source).

Alabama Curse: LeBron James has never won a Championship if Alabama doesn"t win the National Championship that year (Source).

Toaster curse: The Warriors are now 27-0 with Klay Thompson since he signed u/RDollaz"s toaster (Source). This is a curse that the Cavs have to overcome.

Kevin Love has never lost a playoff series: How could I forget this one?

Am I missing any? What curse do you think will be broken?

Edit: The ones I missed:

LeBron leads league in 2 pt field goal curse: LeBron James only wins the Finals if he leads the league in 2 point field goal makes during the regular season. He has not led this year. (Source, thanks /u/HottestDude)

LeBron Finals win pattern: So far Lebron"s finals outcomes had a pattern of LLWWLLW. This suggests an upcoming W (thanks /u/HottestDude).

LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs. (/u/haidfs_a )

The Shaq Curse: Every NBA Champion since 1984 had a player who was teammates with Shaq at some point in time. This year has LeBron and Matt Barnes so this curse will not take effect this year. (/u/Foi_ )

Since 2014 every championship team has had an Australian player: This curse may be too new to take too much effect. (/u/kewroad )

[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 521 指標 1 天前

LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs.

詹姆斯在奇才打進季後賽的時候從來沒有贏下過總決賽

[–]76ersRisuna23 230 指標 1 天前

My God that"s the equalizer

這不是給別的詛咒中和掉了。

[–]Lakersthe_far_yard 139 指標 23小時前

Goodness me. It"s an invisible Wall

天啊，這不是一堵看不見的沃爾（牆）么

[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 72 指標 1 天前

I"ll also add that he"s only won the championship when Barack Obama was president. And when Fran?ois Hollande was president of France.

還有詹姆斯只在奧巴馬在任的時候拿到過總冠軍，而且奧朗德還一直是法國總統。

[–]PelicansLouLouis 66 指標 1 天前

To counter that, Golden State has never won a championship with Mike Pence as the Vice President. Checkmate

為了抵消掉這條的效力。勇士在麥克彭斯（現任美國副總統，今年剛上任）當副總統的時候還從來沒拿到過總冠軍。反將一軍。

[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 33 指標 23小時前

The Warriors haven"t won the NBA finals since David Bowie died

勇士在DavidBowie去世後（去年）還沒贏過NBA總決賽。

[–]KnicksFoi_ 114 指標 1 天前

The Shaq "Curse"?: If your team doesnt have a player who played with Shaq you wont win/ If your team does have a player that played with Shaq your chances are way higher. (since 1984)

奧尼爾的詛咒：如果你的隊里沒有跟奧尼爾做過隊友的球員你就贏不了。如果你的隊里有跟奧尼爾做過隊友的球員，那奪冠的概率就高了。

[–][TOR] Delon Wrightredsnake1377 163 指標 1 天前

both teams have a shaq teammate. lebron and matt barnes

兩支隊里都有奧尼爾的前隊友，詹姆斯和巴恩斯。

[–]CavaliersNaywe 125 指標 1 天前

Well i guess that just means they"re both gonna win.

我猜這意味著兩支球隊最後都要贏球了唄。

[–]NBAI_love_supreme 66 指標 1 天前

The Shaq connection is necessary but not sufficient for a win.

奧尼爾這條只是必須存在，但不意味著有就一定會贏。

[–]Raptors BandwagonNotamouselover 182 指標 1 天前

Lebron and Tom Brady have never won in the same season.

詹姆斯和湯姆布雷迪從來沒在同一個賽季奪冠。

[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoOmnimark 76 指標 1 天前

I mean, LeBron and I haven"t won in the same season either. You"re just coupling two relatively infrequent occurrences.

我看，詹姆斯和我也從來沒在同一個賽季奪過冠呢，你這就是把兩件本來發生頻率都不高的事情強行拼湊到一起罷了。

[–]theresistance69 380 指標 1 天前

Toaster is not a curse, it is a blessing.

吐司機那條不是個詛咒，而是保佑。

[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 229 指標 1 天前*

Actually. THE TOASTER IS A LIE

We have misunderstood it"s powers. We all assumed that since they have been winning, that it is a blessing, but we were wrong. It is a great and powerful magical object being used to destroy the Warrior"s enemies.

Of their last 28 games, 20 have came against playoff teams. Only 4 of those teams have had all 5 of their starters. 8 of them were against non-playoff teams.

實際上吐司機這是一個謊言。

我們都曲解了它的能力，因為他們一直在贏球，所以我們都把它當作是保佑了。但我們都錯了。他實際上是一個強大有魔法的物體用來摧毀勇士的對手的。

他們最後的28場球里，20場對陣的是季後賽球隊。只有四場比賽，勇士的對手湊齊了自己的首發五虎。而其餘有八場比賽，對陣的是最後的非季後賽球隊。

[–]MagicQolx 43 指標 23小時前*

LBJ won championships in years that ended in consecutive prime numbers (2012 * 2013) and the product of those two previous prime numbers (2016). 2017 might be triple bonus for him because 7, 17, and 2017 are prime numbers. The pattern also suggests LBJ may win in 2019 (next consecutive prime #) and 2021 (3 * 7 = 21). His last Finals victory could be as late as 2027 (next prime # after 2017; LBJ will be 41 - a prime number).

詹姆斯之前拿到的冠軍是在年份最後一個數字是連續的質數的時候（2012，2013）以及最後一位是他們的乘積的年份（2016）.2017年可能對他來說是三重利好，因為7，17，2017都是質數。這個規則還顯示詹姆斯可能會在2019年奪冠（就是接下來的連續質數收尾年）以及2021年（3*7=21）。他的最後一次總決賽贏球可能會一直到2027年才出現（2017年後面的下一個質數，詹姆斯到時候會是41歲了—又是一個質數）

[–]okaycoolokaybool 32 指標 21小時前

you put too much time into this

老鐵你這費心了。

[–]Philipo1985 12 指標 1 天前

How about the Kendrick Lamar album pattern? That deserves some mention

還有Kendrick Lamar的規律呢？這也該提一下

[–]76ersMarcheesio 2 指標 1 天前

What is that one?

這是哪個？

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonSnorlax_spiritanimal 22 指標 1 天前

It looks like the year after Kendrick Lamar releases an album Lebron will Win the finals

就是每次Lamar放出一張專輯，接下來的一年詹姆斯就會贏下總決賽。

[–]Mavericks BandwagonCark_Muban 81 指標 1 天前

My friends predictions are on par with SAS, actually even worse. It gets to the point where he will call a shot, and it always misses. He predicted the warriors would win in 6.

So my friends curse, SAS curs, and the Spurs curse? My god, is that the unholy trinity for the warriors

我朋友的預測跟ESPN洋溢差不多，甚至還要更過分一點。到了有時候他會猜投籃進不進，而且每次都猜錯的地步。他預測勇士會6場贏球。

所以我朋友的詛咒，ESPN洋溢的詛咒，還有馬刺的魔咒？天啊，這對於勇士真是不幸三連擊呀。

[–][GSW] Zarko Cabarkapasathyyyy 87 指標 1 天前

The Cubs just broke the worst curse of all time a few months after Leicester fucking City won the premier league and a few days before a cheeto became president of the United States. I just dont feel like past curses apply to this unprecedented bullshit going on in the world

芝加哥小熊在萊切斯特城奪冠幾個月後，以及一個長的像奇多的人當上美國總統之前，剛剛打破了歷史上最大的詛咒之一。所以我覺得這些過去的詛咒不能適用於現在發生的這些前所未見的事情。

[–]WarriorsKingbuji 44 指標 23小時前

the cavs winning before was the start of the bullshit btw.

順帶提一句，騎士奪冠實際上是這些扯淡事情的開頭。

[–]Pistons BandwagonChouzard 57 指標 22小時前

In terms of chronology, Leicester won the league in May of 2016 so they should be considered the starting point. But if we go to February 2016, that"s when Leo DiCaprio finally won an Academy Award.

時間而論，萊切斯特城在2016年五月奪冠，所以他們應該被視作是這一切的開始。但是如果我們把目光拉到2016年的二月，從萊昂納多迪卡普里奧終於拿到奧斯卡說起。

[–]WarriorsKingbuji 26 指標 22小時前

ok so I can blame Leo for this shit then.

行，所以都怪小李子唄。

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