科勒-卡戴珊男友之隊如果都處於巔峰，放在如今NBA什麼水平？

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科勒-卡戴珊男友之隊如果都處於巔峰，放在如今NBA什麼水平？

Khloe Kardashian has dated enough basketball players to make a starting lineup, how well would the Kardashian lineup do if every player was in their prime. (self.nba)

科勒-卡戴珊約過會的球員已經足以湊成一支球隊首發陣容了，如果所有人都同處於巔峰狀態，卡戴珊之隊會有多強？

PG: Rashad McCants

SG: James Harden

SF: Rick Fox

PF: Lamar Odom

C: Thristan Thompson

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Also welcome to the offseason!

控衛：拉沙德-麥坎茨

分位：詹姆斯-哈登

小前：里克-福克斯

大前：拉馬爾-奧多姆

中鋒：特里斯坦-湯普森

漫漫長草期，歡迎大家一起來嗨！

[–]CelticsSquimJim 1049 指標 10小時前

harden is an MVP candidate, Thompson is an offensive rebouding machine, fox was an excellent defender, odom was 6th man of the year, and mccants is rashad. so i could see them in the playoffs

凱爾特人球迷：MVP候選人哈登，前場籃板機器湯普森，防守專家福克斯，年度最佳第六人奧奧多姆，麥坎茨是大屌男（rashad美國俚語為此意），這陣容進季後賽妥妥的。

[–]gengarsquad 664 指標 9小時前

"mccants is rashad" lmfaoooooo

「麥坎茨是大屌男」，笑尿了

[–]AashyLarry 237 指標 10小時前

"Is a point guard」

麥坎茨是控衛

[–]Wolves BandwagonSharcbait 159 指標 10小時前

After watching him on the Wolves for a while, ehh calm down on that claim. This team would be much better off with Harden running point and McCants standing around hoping for a loose ball to bounce to him.

森林狼球迷：在看到麥坎茨在森林狼的表現後，還是別說得那麼肯定吧。讓哈登打控衛會好得多，麥坎茨站旁邊等著撿球就行。

[–][TOR] Milt PalacioCorky_Ramirez 241 指標 9小時前

People sleep on how talented young Odom was, I believe that he was an all-star calibre player for a significant portion of his career.

猛龍球迷：人們對奧多姆的印象仍停留在他年輕時的傲人天賦，我認為他在職業生涯相當長的時間內都保持了全明星水準。

[–]76ersBirdRights 152 指標 9小時前

would be even more valued in today"s game

76人球迷：奧多姆在當今NBA中的價值會更大

[–]Bullsim_not_not_white 112 指標 8小時前

A fantastic modern 4

公牛球迷：他會是一個很牛逼的現代大前鋒

[–][HOU] Luis Scolawiggles97 986 指標 10小時前

Rick Fox smashed too? Damn that dude is everywhere.

休斯頓球迷：里克-福克斯也插了一腿？尼瑪這傢伙真是無處不在啊。

[–]TimberwolvesTheTrenchMonkey 574 指標 10小時前

I actually was more surprised she was able to land Fox. That is a gorgeous man.

森林狼球迷：我很驚訝卡戴珊怎麼能釣到福克斯的，福克斯也算個美男呢。

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 436 指標 8小時前

I"m actually kinda disappointed in Rick for this. He is way out of her league. Look at the other ladies he"s been with.

湖人球迷：事實上我對福克斯多少略感失望，卡戴珊配不上他的。看看他之前約會過的那些美女們吧。

[–][UTA] Rudy Gobertbakdom146 348 指標 8小時前

Maybe she"s a cool chick once you get to know her? I don"t know why you"d assume NBA players can"t look past someone not being a 10. They can get their dick wet whenever but you don"t fall in love with one of the chicks who hang out in hotel lobbies trying to get an NBA player. Ya"ll are shallow as hell.

爵士球迷：當你了解卡戴珊之後可能會覺得其實她也挺酷的。我不知道你為什麼覺得NBA球員會非滿分妹子不約。他們隨時都能約到炮，但肯定不會愛上這些在酒店大廳等著和NBA球員上床的骨肉皮的。你們啊，還是太膚淺了。

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 246 指標 8小時前*

Rick Fox has dated and been married to super models and actresses. He ain"t dating those lobby thots like Big Baby. Khloe Kardashian is a reality TV star whose body and face are half silicone at this point and who comes from a celebrity-crazy family. If he wanted to date a girl with a cool personality then date a normal girl.

湖人球迷：福克斯和很多超模和演員約過會甚至結過婚。他不會像大寶貝格倫-戴維斯那樣和那些酒店大堂女約會的。科勒卡戴珊是個電視真人秀明星，出生於一個瘋狂明星家庭，臉和身體里有一半都是硅膠。要是福克斯想和一個人品好的姑娘約會的話，還是去找個正常的女生吧。

[–][CLE] Eric Snowggghhhhhh 130 指標 8小時前*

Man, Khloe is hot as fuck and she is also rich on account of her own money so you don"t have to worry about her poking holes in your condoms and acting a fool every time she sees Lebron.

Everyone is a person at their core, even celebrities.

really guys?

騎士球迷：哥，科勒既風騷自己又有的是錢。所以你不用擔心跟她搞了一炮就會被纏上，也不用擔心她每次見到勒布朗都會一臉花痴。

他們本質上都是人，明星也不例外

哥，是這樣么？

[–]WarriorsBayAreaHusker 62 指標 7小時前

She"s rich and supposedly kinky. She might not be as attractive as some of her sisters, but she also comes off as more low maintenance than them, lol. Give and take.

勇士球迷：她很有錢而且據說還有些怪癖。也許她沒有她們家族其他幾個姐妹那麼有吸引力，但是她相對比較好搞定啊，哈哈。畢竟有得就有失吧。

[–]Spurs Bandwagonbryark 182 指標 7小時前

I really genuinely do not find khloe kardashian physically attractive, and reading you describe her as hot as fuck surprised me

馬刺球迷：我完全搞不懂科勒卡戴珊哪裡長得好看了，而且你說她風騷也讓我覺得不可思議

[–]CelticsSnaffuuu 152 指標 9小時前

NBA champ, smashed a Kardashian, owner of the meme dream team, dudes got a good life

凱爾特人球迷：NBA總冠軍，搞過卡戴珊，meme dream隊老闆，福克斯這傢伙真是人生贏家啊。

[–]Lakersbrandoi 181 指標 10小時前

I could see them making the playoffs as a low seed.

湖人球迷：我覺得這個陣容應該能搭上季後賽末班車。

[–]RocketsLebron_Jameson 145 指標 10小時前

Harden would drag them to the 8th seed

火箭球迷：哈登有能力把他們帶到分區第八的

[–]Celticssahsan10 72 指標 10小時前

Higher than that IMO. This team is better than this year"s Houston.

凱爾特人球迷：在我看來他們排名應該不止第八，這支球隊比今年的火箭更棒

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonHottestDude 41 指標 10小時前

Don"t sleep on our bench. We"ve had 8 players that could start since acquiring Lou Will.

火箭球迷：別忘了我們的板凳深度，得到路威後我們有8名球員擁有先發實力

[–]Celticssahsan10 17 指標 9小時前

Yeah true, but hard to compare when this team doesn"t have a bench. I do think these 5 in their primes is better than Houston"s starting 5 this year

凱爾特人球迷：沒錯，沒有替補球員的話很難對比。但我還是覺得這5個人巔峰期比今年火箭的先發陣容要強。

[–][BOS] E"Twaun Moorepokexchespin 9 指標 8小時前

Yeah, Odom alone is probably better than any of harden"s teammates. Now if only this team had bev

凱爾特人球迷：是的，光是奧多姆就比哈登今年身邊任何隊友都強了。要是有貝弗利就好了

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartArtravus 22 指標 9小時前

Who"s on this bench? Do they not get one?? Has Khloe Kardashian dated even more basketball players???

So many questions! Offseason ahoy!

凱爾特人球迷：替補都有誰？沒選替補么？就沒有其他和科勒卡戴珊約會過的nba球員了？

這麼多的問題，啊哈這才是長草期嘛！

[–]Celticssahsan10 84 指標 9小時前

Bench should be other Kardashian NBA players. KRIS HUMPHRIES COME ON DOWN

凱爾特人球迷：板凳可以是和卡戴珊家族其他成員約會過的NBA球員啊。亨弗里斯，對，說的就是你，快到碗里來。

[–]MagicRhinoBiscuit 25 指標 8小時前

I put Humphries at PF, move Odom to SF and Harden to PG, boot Mccants out of the starting line up. Then I blow my head off

魔術球迷：我會讓亨弗里斯打大前鋒，奧多姆打小前，哈登打控衛，把麥坎茨踢出首發。哎，真讓人頭疼

[–]HeatKOBE-WADE 203 指標 11小時前

First of all, Harden would definitely be playing on-ball instead of McCants. Secondly, what even is prime Rashad McCants? He balled out at UNC but did he play long enough in the NBA to have a prime?

熱火球迷：首先，這支球隊的主控絕對是哈登，而不是麥坎茨。其次，拉沙德-麥坎茨的巔峰是個什麼鬼？他出身北卡沒錯，可就他在NBA的那點時間也能有什麼巔峰期？

[–]Celticssahsan10 259 指標 10小時前

In 2008 he had a 15/3/2 season on 45/41/75 splits.

凱爾特人球迷：2008年，他以45%／41%／75%的命中率場均轟下15分3板2助

[–]Magicultranonymous11 128 指標 10小時前

Much better than I would"ve guessed/remembered.

魔術球迷：喲，這比我想像／記憶中的強多了哎

[–]Warriors Bandwagonsop1232 161 指標 10小時前

I would replace TT with Khloe at the 5

勇士球迷：我會用科勒卡戴珊代替湯普森打中鋒

[–]Bullspimpcakes 50 指標 8小時前

Big butts get rebounds.

公牛球迷：想搶到籃板，屁股得夠大才行

[–]dirtymiike95 31 指標 8小時前

That ass could box out anyone

她那肥臀在籃下與任何人卡位都不怵的。

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