庫里被高樓嚇癱，杜蘭特躺槍！水花樂不思美，化身水花主義戰士！

運動 07-24

美國JRS之聲

Stephen Curry was paralysed with fright after doing three push-ups (streamable.com)

庫里癱瘓（嚇的），在做完三個俯卧撐之後

[–][NJN] Nenad KrsticTheLetter_Eight 3270 指標 11小時前

SHIT, is Steph curry at Pearl Tower in Shanghai? OH MAN I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE TODAY BUT MY PARENTS CHANGED THEIR MINDS AND WANTED TO GO TOMORROW...

媽蛋，斯蒂芬-庫里是在上海的東方明珠么？天吶我本來今天打算去的，但我父母改了主意，他們想明天再去...

[–][TOR] Alvin WilliamsJotabonito 2104 指標 11小時前

That"s what you get for listening to your parents

這就是你聽爸爸媽媽話的代價。

[–]Raptorsibuprofen-naproxen 74 指標 10小時前

No, this is the CCTV Headquarters in Beijing... definitely not Shanghai. I"ve been to both Oriental Pearl, SWFC and Shanghai Tower. Shanghai Tower doesn"t have a glass floor IIRC and the other two below don"t look like that.

不，這是北京的CCTV總部...絕對不是上海。東方明珠，上海環球金融中心還有上海中心大廈我都去過。如果我沒記錯，上海中心大廈沒有玻璃地板，而另外兩棟樓不長這樣。

[–]Nets BandwagonSelfDeprecating 349 指標 12小時前

KD was paralyzed with fright before doing one bench press.

杜蘭特只用做一個卧推挺舉就能嚇到癱瘓了。

（杜蘭特當年在新秀聯合試訓是唯一一個沒能舉起84公斤杠鈴的運動員）

[–]76ersWentzToAlshon 70 指標 10小時前

KD was paralyzed before doing one bench press.

杜蘭特只用做一個卧推挺舉就真的癱瘓了。

[–]Warriorspatricksimon1 11 指標 11小時前

New meme material incoming #ChinaSteph

新的玩梗素材出現了 #中國斯蒂芬

[–]NBAFookThaMaywetters 16 指標 11小時前

Are we ever going to get #IndiaCurry????

我們有沒有用過 #印度咖喱？？？？

[–]Warriorsbravesabo 1375 指標 12小時前

Here comes China Steph

來中國了嘿斯蒂芬。

[–]Bullsxj23z 643 指標 12小時前

is klay still chilling there? Lol

克萊是不是還在那裡浪呢？哈哈哈

[–]Warriorsbravesabo 958 指標 12小時前

Yep, and he not coming back fam.

對的，而且他不打算回家了。

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irving2016Winner 357 指標 11小時前

we finally have our chance. Now to get Kyrie back on LePlan

騎士球迷：我們終於迎來良機。現在是時候把歐文重新拉回到勒布朗的計劃中了。

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 61 指標 8小時前

Stephen and Klay will live double lives.

Splash Bros in USA.

Splash Comrads in China.

斯蒂芬和克萊會過起雙面生活。

美國的水花兄弟。

中國的水花主義戰士。

[–]KnicksAvianSlam 30 指標 10小時前

He is back in America.

克萊回美國了。

[–]Vlados33 88 指標 9小時前

Probably came back just to pack some bags that were left

他回來可能只是還有些行李沒打包完。

[–]Spursjustalemontree 3 指標 8小時前

He"s gonna average 37 a quarter in the CBA.

他會在CBA一節拿到37分的，平均每節37分。

[–]CavaliersNaywe 753 指標 12小時前

They don"t call him the skyfucker for nothing

他們不是平白無故叫他庫日天的。

[–]NBAFookThaMaywetters 87 指標 11小時前

skyfucker @ skyscraper.

日天庫在摩天樓。

[–]Pacersdshake10 26 指標 9小時前

I have never heard anyone call him that, but I think it fits

我從來沒聽過任何人這麼叫過他，但我覺得這很合適。

[–]Warriors__BlackSheep 25 指標 9小時前

Down votes, huh. Anyways, apparently it"s a translation of his nickname. Meaning is something along the lines of he keeps getting better and fucking his previous "ceiling"

有人投反對，哈。這顯然是他綽號的翻譯啊。含義大概是出自他一直在進步，日穿了他之前的「天花板」。

[–]WarriorsT3CAT3 2 指標 6小時前

Huh I always thought because he launches the ball from half court and the ball fucks with sky

哈哈我之前一直以為這綽號來自他半場就把球發射出去，然後任由籃球日穿球館上空。

[–]Hawksduhpolan 1351 指標 12小時前

Read the first 4 words and had a heart attack lol

讀了前四個字，然後嚇到心臟病發作了，哈哈。

[–]KingsPs3FifaCfc95 174 指標 8小時前

OP knew exactly what he was doing.

樓主顯然是故意這麼搞的。

[–]Raptors Bandwagoncaptainyakman 324 指標 10小時前

That was not cool. I actually felt my stomach begin to drop.

這可不好玩。我真真切切感覺到我的胃開始下垂了。

[–]NBAiBigBoyBrian 165 指標 7小時前

Damn how slow do you guys read lol

卧槽，你們這幫傢伙讀東西是有多慢啊哈哈哈。

[–][GSW] Ian Clarkcallmecatalyst 22 指標 6小時前

OP is a fucking dickhead for that shit.

I say we ban OP. FOR LIFE.

樓主這麼做真是要搞事情。

我建議我們把他小黑屋。永久了。

[–]JazzS0PES 323 指標 11小時前

I wonder how the world would react if that glass didn"t hold and he fell hundreds of feet to his demise

我很好奇，如果玻璃不堪重負，庫里從百米高空掉落，那世界會做何反應。

[–]Thunderemunety 527 指標 10小時前

Steph would be the 2pac of the NBA. 20 years from now kids will be posting asking if he was really that good or did people only say he was good because he died.

庫里會成為NBA版的2pac（美國著名說唱歌手，去世時年僅25歲）。20年後，小朋友們會發帖問庫里是真的出色，還是人們僅僅因為他英年早逝而誇他出色。

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallTuneHD 172 指標 10小時前

Top 10 anime death

可以排進卡通死法前十名了。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durantshanetrey5 67 指標 10小時前

That"s cause for war in my book.

在我的字典里這意味著宣戰。

[–]BBQ_HaX0r 7 指標 8小時前

Chinese probably like Steph more than we do!

然而中國人大概比我們更喜歡庫里！