騎勇輸總決賽後各得一個MVP，克利夫蘭尼克斯隊只待安東尼！

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騎勇輸總決賽後各得一個MVP，克利夫蘭尼克斯隊只待安東尼！

[Charania] Derrick Rose has committed to sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers and completed his physical exam today.

羅斯已經完成體檢，同意與騎士簽約。

[–]Nets BandwagonRor1997 1191 指標 1小時前 

Derrick Rose and LeBron James being teammates in Cleveland

Joakim Noah would be fucking pissed if he weren"t so rich thanks to Phil Jackson

羅斯跟詹姆斯一起在克利夫蘭打球。

要不是多虧了禪師的慷慨解囊，諾阿現在估計氣吐血了吧。

[–]TimberwolvesDrWolves 342 指標 1小時前 

Who are you kidding? Noah is probably pacing back and forth in his room at this news as I type

開玩笑吶？就我打字這會功夫，諾阿現在可能已經在屋子裡焦慮地走來走去了。

[–]Bullsehs4290 251 指標 1小時前 

Imagine telling someone 6 years ago that Rose and Lebron would team up in Cleveland lol.

要是有人六年前告訴你羅斯和詹姆斯會在克利夫蘭聯手。

[–]Warriors Bandwagonshavegilette 345 指標 1小時前 

And that they wouldn"t even be favored in the finals.

而且還不是冠軍頭號爭奪者。

[–][LAL] Steve NashSRDeed 167 指標 54 分鐘前 

Like at all

不僅不是冠軍頭號爭奪者，是完全跟冠軍頭號爭奪者搭不上邊。

 [–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 2778 指標 1小時前 

Warriors lose finals ... Add an MVP

Cavs lose finals ... Add an MVP

勇士輸了總決賽，招來一個MVP。

騎士輸了總決賽，也招來一個MVP。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonexect4500 151 指標 1小時前 

It"s an arms race.

掰手腕大戰。（譯者註：arms race本意為軍備競賽，之所以如此翻譯請見下條）

[–]Lakersjon_snow_jones 823 指標 1小時前 

That"s good, because I don"t think Rose has knees at all

很好。因為我知道羅斯已經沒有膝蓋了。

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisdweiss19 782 指標 1小時前 

Memes aside this is really good for the cavs. He should be huge in the playoffs this year.

認真的說，騎士這一引援是很不錯的。他可以在季後賽發揮重要作用。

[–]Celticsward0630 [+1] 218 指標 1小時前 

Assuming he plays in the playoffs.

前提是他得能打季後賽。（註：即保持健康）

[–]BullsThe_Dok 853 指標 1小時前 

haha im dead inside forever haha

公牛球迷：我的心已經死了。

[–]BullsAngrymanager 453 指標 1小時前*

I"ll be one of the Bulls fans who is happy for the guy, got over the Lebron hate when he left the Heat. Rose is finally gonna get his shot. He deserves it.

Lebron I swear you bring Rose to the Promised Land so help me god.

edit. I also just realized Korver and Rose are reunited. Omg

公牛球迷並不是都很不願意看到這一局面，我就是那個為羅斯感到高興的公牛球迷，詹姆斯回歸騎士的時候我就不恨詹姆斯了。羅斯現在終於有機會再次證明自己，這是他應得的。

勒布朗！上帝保佑你帶領羅斯成功來到應許之地。

修改：我才意識到科沃爾和羅斯再次團聚了，天啊。

[–]BullsBackAlleyPrisonRape 72 指標 1小時前 

Idk I think it all depends on if he"s the 6th man or if he ends up starting if the Cavs trade Kyrie. If he ends up starting that might not be so great. You"re basically getting an older, more injury prone Kyrie that can"t shoot nearly as well.

That being said, he put up solid numbers last year and if he were to come off the bench he would be a huge help.

他能不能發揮重要作用還是取決於他是第六人還是首發。如果他最後是首發控衛，情況可能不妙，他基本上就是一個更老的，更容易受傷，投籃很差的歐文。

但是，如果他打替補的話，去年大家也見到了，他的數據還是可以的。

[–]_go_fuck_y0urself 578 指標 2小時前 

from a superteam to a superteam

羅斯從一支超級球隊來到了另一支超級球隊。

[–]LakersJayveesac 328 指標 1小時前* 

He joins JR Smith, Derrick Williams, José Calderon, Channing Frye and Iman Shumpert as ex-Knicks who are on the Cavs current roster

JR史密斯、德里克威廉姆斯、卡爾德隆、錢寧弗萊和香波特，這些騎士球員以前都在尼克斯打過球。

[–]_go_fuck_y0urself 97 指標 1小時前 

we all know who should be next

我們也都知道下一個前尼克斯球員會是誰。（注，暗指安東尼）

[–]Supahflii 362 指標 1小時前 

BAH GAWD THAT"S AMAR"E"S MUSIC

女士們先生們，歡迎斯塔德邁爾！

[–]Grizzlies Bandwagonnuke-the-moon 361 指標 1小時前 

get him in bron"s hyperbaric chamber stat

快把他放到詹姆斯的高壓艙里！

[–]WarrenAlaCarte 93 指標 1小時前 

Will probably tear something getting into it.

羅斯進到高壓艙的過程中可能都會撕裂點什麼。

[–]NBAKD_is_a_snake [+1] 1169 指標 2小時前 

2009-2016 MVPs all on two teams

2009-2016年所有的MVP都集中在兩支球隊中（騎士和勇士）。

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