蘭多夫持有大 麻？為養老合同拼了，離開灰熊秒變監獄模式！

蘭多夫持有大 麻？為養老合同拼了，離開灰熊秒變監獄模式！

Zach Randolph Reportedly Arrested for Marijuana Possession with Intent to Sell

新聞報道扎克-蘭多夫被捕，因持有大X麻數量過多構成售賣的嫌疑。

[–]Nets BandwagonBasedGodProdigy 2717 指標 9小時前 

"intent to sell" in other words... he just had a lot of bud on him lol

「有售賣的嫌疑」，換句話說他只不過是持有大量的貨而已。

[–][MIL] Ish Smithwisconsinpackers 921 指標 9小時前* 

Weeds a lot cheaper if you buy in bulk

大量買就便宜得多。

[–]Wolves BandwagonGrease_the_Witch 158 指標 9小時前 

seriously. above an ounce is felony level, and I can"t imagine buying anything less than a pound at once if I had millions of dollars

說真的，持有大X麻多於一盎司就是重罪級別了，我要是百萬富翁，我都無法想像買的時候少於一盎司。

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheAnonymousUsername 150 指標 9小時前 

Except if you get caught with a pound you"re fucked. Also it takes a long ass time to go thru a pound. And weed is easy enough to get there"s no point in buying that much unless you"re gonna sell it. I highly doubt he bought more than like a QP

不過你要是被抓到持有一磅大X麻的話你就完蛋了。而且抽完這重量的貨需要花費很長的時間。除非你要賣，否則沒有意義一次買那麼多，因為現在很好買。我都嚴重懷疑蘭多夫買的貨夠不夠四分之一磅。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDivisibleZero 110 指標 8小時前 

I"m sure it"s a lot easier to go through when you have NBA friends.

NBA球員那麼多狐朋狗友呢，花不了挺長時間就能抽完。

[–]dupontcircle 53 指標 9小時前 

Yeah even if they charge him good luck convincing a jury a guy with an 8-figure salary was selling pot on the side.

嗯，就算警方要起訴他，說服陪審團一個年收入8位數的人還需要賣大X麻來掙外快是不太可能的。

[–][NYK] Phil JacksonShadysLadiesParty 903 指標 9小時前 

You leave Memphis for a couple months and look what happens

這才離開孟菲斯幾個月啊就搞事。

[–]Grizzliesdwheat1 189 指標 10小時前

People leave Memphis and they get into trouble. This place is just a shining oasis in the middle of a vast wasteland that is the United States.

灰熊球迷：人們一離開孟菲斯就會陷入麻煩，這兒是美利堅這一大片荒地中間的一片耀眼的綠洲。

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramHolyRomanPrince 670 指標 9小時前* 

Memphis PD has actual shit to do. I was going to school a few years back and the police pulled up next to me while I"m putting the finishing touches on a blunt. I freeze up, he looks at me, laughs and drives off. I asked an off duty cop about it and she said that if that tried to run down every petty possession in Memphis they"d run out of tickets.

孟菲斯警察是有正經事乾的（不會去抓別人私藏大X麻）。幾年前我正開車去學校，停車的時候警察也停在旁邊，不湊巧的是我那時候正在抽，快抽完了。我嚇得一動不動，那個警察看看我，大笑著開走了。之後我跟一個下班了的警察說了這件事，她說如果他們在孟菲斯對每一個大X麻持有者都開罰單的話，列印室紙都不夠了。

[–][OKC] Kevin Durantpenguinsgestapo 43 指標 9小時前 

Memphis resident. Can confirm. People smoke weed on their porch in all neighborhoods and nobody cares.

Memphis PD to short staffed to worry about that.

我是孟菲斯居民，我可以作證樓主說的是對的。

人們在家門口的門廊前就抽起來了也沒人管，孟菲斯警察人手不夠，不會為這種事操心的。

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliIamgonnarookyou 935 指標 10小時前 

Get that money ZBo

蘭多夫老哥掙錢不要命啊。

[–]WarriorsSharksFanAbroad 2129 指標 9小時前 

Tryna turn that 2-year, $24,000,000 deal into a 2-year, $24,000,080 deal. #KeepTheHustle

蘭多夫想要把自己兩年2400萬美元的合同升級成兩年2400萬零80美元的合同，太拼了。

[–][HOU] Tracy McGradyvy2005 104 指標 10小時前 

Nothing wrong with a vet getting one last paycheck in

老將掙最後一份養老合同，沒什麼錯！

[–]Lakersfriskydongo 1036 指標 10小時前 

Doesn"t intent to sell just mean that he had above a certain amount?

不過有售賣的嫌疑只是意味著他持有的數量高於一定的標準吧？

[–]Bulls BandwagonLiquidgoldvelveeta 269 指標 10小時前 

possession with intent to sell is one of the most bs charges there is

這是最傻B的指控之一。

[–]RaptorsZincHead 349 指標 9小時前 

Well that"s dumb

太蠢了。

[–]sammyboy24 576 指標 8小時前 

Wait, a policy involving Marijuana and it"s dumb?!

等等，一條關於大X麻的政策竟然是愚蠢的？萬萬沒想到啊。TX

譯者註：美國對於大X麻的一些離譜的條例被廣為抨擊。

[–]WarriorsIamtheonedontweigha 348 指標 9小時前 

He separated the marijuana out into little baggies and marked each one with a bright orange price-tag sticker.

This of course wasn"t enough to incriminate him, but the cardboard sign he was holding that read "Marijuana for Sale by Owner. 20% OFF!" certainly was.

蘭多夫把這些貨都分裝到小袋子里，並用橘色價標貼上。這當然不夠把他抓進去啦，但是當時蘭多夫手裡舉著個牌子，上買寫著：「賣大X麻啦，我不是販子我是這些貨的主人，打八折！」。一定是這樣。

譯者註：以上的一切都是YY

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliIamgonnarookyou 203 指標 10小時前 

Gives a new meaning to grit n grind

「堅忍不拔自強不息」又多了層含義。

譯者註：其為灰熊的口號。

[–][NYK] Baron Davisthemariokarters 547 指標 10小時前 

Once a Jailblazer, always a Jailblazer

一日入拓，終生囚徒。

譯者註：此處為對二十一世紀初的開拓者jailblazer（監獄開拓者隊）的諷刺。

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 484 指標 10小時前* 

V E T E R A N P R E S E N C E

老

將

的

力

量！

[–][GSW] Stephen Currythelawofreflection 124 指標 10小時前 

Lmao imagine if they arrested Vince for that too

哈哈哈想想他們要是也因持有大X麻把卡特也抓了的話會是什麼樣。

[–]LakersX-Craft 105 指標 9小時前 

"I"ll dunk over your entire family when I get out"

卡特：「你等我出來的，我要在你全家頭上扣籃。」

[–][MEM] Marc GasolSoaringEagle43 320 指標 10小時前 

I"d try to get arrested too if I had to play for the Kings

我要是給國王打球的話我也得試試怎麼把自己送進去。

[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 66 指標 9小時前 

Vlade probably handed him a duffel bag as soon as he got off the plane.

"You"re gonna need this."

蘭多夫一下飛機，迪瓦茨可能就衝上前去塞給他一包貨了，並語重心長地說道：「歡迎來到薩克拉門托，你會需要這個的。」

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonStephCurryToTheCavs 58 指標 10小時前 

Why is it so hard for those guys to not have drugs on them? Are they really so stupid that they"d risk a dream career for that?

這些傢伙出門不帶毒就這麼難嗎？他們就這麼蠢嗎？願意冒失去一個完美職業的風險？

[–]KingsKF43 145 指標 10小時前 

Can"t make a hoe a housewife

狗改不了吃屎。

[–]Timberwolvesfreddie_tibbs 41 指標 10小時前 

zbo has been trappin for years now... this is nothing new.

蘭多夫已經玩麻多年了，這也不是什麼新鮮事了。

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