庫里巧妙回應杜蘭特對UA的言論，美球迷瘋狂調侃腦洞大過黑洞！

庫里巧妙回應杜蘭特對UA的言論，美球迷瘋狂調侃腦洞大過黑洞！

Curry on KD"s swipe at UA: 「This is nothing that is going to put a wrench in the locker room...But when it comes to what I"m trying to do with Under Armour, and what the Curry brand means and what Under Armour basketball means, that statement does not ring true at all.」

庫里回應杜蘭特對UA的爭議言論[譯註1]：「這不會在更衣室內造成裂痕...但當涉及到我和安德瑪的致力合作，以及庫里品牌、安德瑪籃球的意義，這些言論是完全不準確的。」

[譯註1]：在8月底比爾-西蒙斯的博客節目上，杜蘭特曾表示「沒有孩子想穿著安德瑪的球鞋打球」，而庫里為安德瑪的當家代言球星。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideErectusPenor 2027 指標 8小時前

Lol Warriors should trade KD to OKC for Paul George to eliminate locker room issues.

哈哈哈勇士應該把杜蘭特交易到雷霆換取保羅-喬治，從而一勞永逸地解決更衣室問題。

[–]Thunderbloodmonk3 644 指標 7小時前

That"s the plan, it"s the only way to defeat the Warriors.

雷霆球迷：這是一盤大棋，這是擊敗勇士的唯一途徑。

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 58 指標 6小時前

"Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you."

So all we have to do is send PG, Popovich, and Lebron to Golden State. 

"永遠都要讓你的敵人迷惑。如果他們從始至終猜不透你的打算、看不清你的為人，你的下一步動向就永遠不會暴露。有時，若想迷惑敵人，上上策是行無目的之事，甚至於己不利之事。"

所以，我們只需把喬治，波波維奇和勒布朗送到金州就行了。

[–]Timberwolvesagreatdane 29 指標 6小時前

Chaos is a ladder

混亂不是深淵，混亂是階梯。

[–]coznester 10 指標 5小時前

Is this Sun Tzu Art of War?

——《孫子兵法》？

[–]wvufan44 25 指標 5小時前

Littlefinger from Game of Thrones

——小指頭，《權力的遊戲》。

[–]Bullsgrandtheftbuffalo 335 指標 7小時前

Imagine KD and Westbrook teaming up. That would be unbelievable, definitely a title favorite right?

想像一下杜蘭特和威斯布魯克組隊。這簡直美如畫，絕對是一支爭冠熱門球隊，對不？

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheAnonymousUsername 250 指標 7小時前

They would need one more star to matchup with the warriors, Harden maybe?

他們需要再添一名球星來對位勇士，哈登行不行？

[–]Raptorsone-eleven 150 指標 6小時前

Ugh I"m tired of all these manufactured superteams. It shouldn"t count unless you drafted the team.

啊，我煩死這種人為捏造的超級球隊了。這不能算數，除非你是選秀選中的這支球隊。

[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 126 指標 6小時前

gotta add some rim protection

還得再來點兒護框能力。

[–]jzaudi 198 指標 6小時前

Will Serge Ibaka do?

塞爾吉-伊巴卡行不行？

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheAnonymousUsername 153 指標 6小時前

Sure imagine if he was in his prime too

可以的，想像一下假如他也在巔峰期的話。

 [–][TOR] Sonny Weemswikiman2001 104 指標 6小時前

What if we added some veteran experience? Lets say... Kendrick Perkins

我們再追加一些老兵經驗怎麼樣？比如說...肯德里克-帕金斯。

[–]Hawkscementdranka 50 指標 6小時前

Gotta have a good playmaking point guard when Westbrook hits the bench. An Eric Maynor of sorts?

還得有個擅於組織進攻的控衛，填補威斯布魯克下場休息的時間。來個像埃里克-梅諾這樣的？

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmrdhood 85 指標 5小時前

Alternatively Reggie Jackson could do, maybe

或者雷吉-傑克遜可能會勝任，沒準兒。

[–]SpursElCidVargas 25 指標 5小時前

I will never get tired of this

我這輩子是玩不膩這個了。

[–][DET] Avery Bradleyyarrine11 817 指標 9小時前

KD with the twitter shade in 3...2...1...

Seriously tho, Curry even says this won"t affect them and that they"ve talked it out so it"s probably fine

距離KD在發推懟人還有3...2...1...

不過嚴肅地說，庫里甚至還明說了這不會影響到他們，而且他們已經把話說開了，所以這大概沒啥事了。

[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin[S] 612 指標 9小時前

Nah he only said there wouldn"t be a wrench in the locker room. That means WE GON SEE SOM TWITTER BEEF

不，他只說了這不會在更衣室里造成裂痕。這意味著我們在推特上要有一場好戲看啦！！！

[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 316 指標 9小時前

There"s no wrench in the locker room if Steph kicks KD out of the locker room

KD TO ATL CONFIRMED

熱火球迷：如果庫里把杜蘭特踢出更衣室，那更衣室里就不會有什麼矛盾了。

杜蘭特加盟老鷹已坐實。

[–]HawksiTrejo 155 指標 8小時前

HARDEST ROAD

老鷹球迷：最艱難的路。

[–]HawksHeyec 38 指標 8小時前

Wait, I"ll take him, but why us?

老鷹球迷：等會兒，我接受他來，但為什麼選中我們？

[–][ATL] Tracy McGradybananaislands 79 指標 8小時前

Somehow KD always wants to go to the Hawks in 2k (always when I don"t play with the Hawks)

老鷹球迷：不知為何，在NBA2K遊戲里，杜蘭特總是願意往老鷹跑（特別是在我沒選老鷹的時候）。

[–]HawksHeyec 42 指標 7小時前

To play with HOF Dwight, and All Star Jarrett Jack.

當然是為了去和名人堂巨星霍華德，全明星賈萊特-傑克大神打球呀。

[–]BullsCudder_Buddy 49 指標 7小時前

2 hours later....

[Charania] The Golden State Warriors have agreed to trade F Kevin Durant to the Oklahoma City for G Russell Westbrook.

兩小時後...

Charania爆料：金州勇士同意將鋒線凱文-杜蘭特送至俄克拉荷馬雷霆，換取後衛拉塞爾-威斯布魯克。

[–]Thunderphilleferg 25 指標 3小時前

We would riot.

雷霆球迷：我們會鬧個天翻地覆的。

[–]WizardsNamboman 13 指標 7小時前

Drama is good for business, I"m sure they"re going back and forth in private about what they"re going to put into the public, knowing it"ll drive sales for each of them

戲劇化情節對生意有好處，我很確定庫里和杜蘭特在私下裡來來回回討論過要給外界拋出什麼料，心裡清楚這會同時提升他們各自品牌的銷售額。

[–][CLE] Iman ShumpertUnbiasedExpert 465 指標 9小時前

You"re absolutely right, no need for locker room drama, Steph, just don"t pass him the ball and they"ll quickly learn the value of the brand.

騎士球迷：斯蒂芬，你說的對極了，完全不需要什麼更衣室鬧劇，只要別把球傳給杜蘭特，他們就能很快意識到你品牌的價值了。

[–]Warriorslolathon234 520 指標 11小時前 

If history is any indicator, that means Durant will only play 8 more years in Golden State

如果歷史能重演，那就意味著杜蘭特在金州勇士只會再打8個賽季了[譯註2]。

[譯註2]：杜蘭特在雷霆及雷霆前身超音速共效力9個賽季。

[–][SAS] Jonathon Simmonsblackjesus78 128 指標 6小時前

The last season they played together Westbrook had assisted Durant more than any other player had assisted anyone else in the league

在並肩作戰的最後一個賽季里，威斯布魯克給杜蘭特傳出的助攻數，比聯盟中其他任何球員給任何球員的都要多。

[–]SpursThehelloman0 99 指標 6小時前

Yup... IDK why people act like Westbrook is this crappy teammate

對的...我不知道為什麼人們表現得就像威斯布魯克是那個糟糕的隊友一樣。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durantshanetrey5 171 指標 9小時前

Someone photoshop a marvel civil war poster to have KD and Steph on opposite sides, with Klay looking confused in the middle, with an anta logo on his shirt. This shit is hilarious.

誰來PS一張漫威的美國內戰海報，KD和斯蒂芬各佔一邊，克萊一臉懵逼地站在中間，T恤上還有個安踏的商標。這可是真他喵的歡樂無窮。

[–][CHI] Lawrence FunderburkeSim888 555 指標 8小時前

[–]lMarshl 77 指標 7小時前*

This is the greatest offseason in history of sports

這是體育史上最偉大的休賽期。

[–]Raptors BandwagonYnnad00 23 指標 7小時前

ESPN: Curry on KD"s UA comments "This is.... ...going to put a wrench in the locker room"

ESPN報道：庫里回應杜蘭特對UA的評論：「這...會在更衣室內造成裂痕。」

[–]Knicks Bandwagonsexycadbeast 136 指標 9小時前

Remember the time Kobe Bryant ratted out Shaquille O"Neal"s side chick?

This is the Warriors version of it.

THE END OF AN ERA IS COMING.

記得當年科比的那句「沙克也上了」么？

如今便是這事的勇士版本。

一個時代的終結馬上就要來臨啦。

[–]Timberwolvesali_924_ 78 指標 9小時前

PISTONS WILL BEAT THE WARRIORS IN 5 IN 2019 FINALS JUST LIKE THEY DID 15 YEARS AGO VS THE LAKERS

活塞會在2019年總決賽里5場擊敗勇士，就像他們在15年前對陣湖人所做的那樣。

[–]Pistonsrevolutionary_1 5 指標 6小時前

YES!!!

活塞球迷：太特么對了！！！

[–]Westlazypugfilms 305 指標 8小時前

I feel bad for curry

One year of Durant and everyone is acting like Durant needed to save the warriors

The warriors blew a 3-1 lead that they win 90% of the time. Curry is the reason the warriors team is where it"s at

我替庫里感到不甘。

杜蘭特來了一年，一切就跟是杜蘭特必須拯救勇士於水火似的。

勇士是在手握90%勝率之際搞砸了一次3-1的領先。但庫里是把勇士帶到被逆轉之前高度的關鍵。

[–]Warriorstoothbud 151 指標 7小時前

2 rings 2 mvps a quarter billion in the bank

I think curry is doing fine

2枚戒指，2個MVP，銀行里躺著2億5000萬美元。

我覺得庫里日子過得還不錯了。

[–]HornetsMisterGoldenSun 100 指標 9小時前

KD is pretty much right on Nike being the coolest. But I think the generous way to interpret this could be:

Players will mostly go to a school where the shoe company is whatever they wore on their club team. UA doesn"t sponsor that many teams but Nike does. So most of the top players are going to gravitate to a Nike school just based on statistics.

KD說耐克是最酷的，這其實挺對的。但我覺得更友善的闡述方式應該是：

球員們在青少年俱樂部穿著一個品牌的鞋，他們就更可能升學到擁有相同球鞋贊助商的學校。安德瑪沒有像耐克那樣贊助那麼多俱樂部。所以僅僅基於數據，大部分頂級球員會青睞耐克贊助的學校。

[–]Raptors Bandwagonadomanski 105 指標 9小時前

KD"s shot at Under Amour was completely uncalled for.

KD對安德瑪的開火可是完全意料之外的。

[–]CavaliersDoubleDew 143 指標 9小時前

KD doing a lot of things were uncalled for... 

KD做的很多事情都是意料之外的...

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