聯盟大手怪比拼：字母哥和倫納德不分上下，博班長著一雙爆頭手！

聯盟大手怪比拼：字母哥和倫納德不分上下，博班長著一雙爆頭手！

The Hand of Giannis AntetokounmpoHighlights

揚尼斯-阿德托昆博的手。

[–]Bucksiso_34 2124 指標 12小時前

That sports science bit on Giannis found that his hands are exceptionally big even for a guy of his size. I think they said his hands would be normal for someone who"s 10ft tall

那期《走進體育科學》就提到了，即使是以字母哥的身高而論，他的手也還是超乎尋常得大。那期節目好像還提到了字母哥的手應當是3.04米身高的人的正常水平。

[–]Warriors Bandwagonshavegilette 1012 指標 11小時前

Giannis isn"t 10 feet tall?

字母哥沒有3.04米高么？

[–]SpursRachelMaddog 672 指標 11小時前

Not yet, but my sources say he"s been training in the taffy section of Willy Wonka" s Chocolate factory this summer stretching himself out.

暫時沒，但我的消息源表示，字母哥這個夏天正在威利-旺卡的巧克力工廠的太妃糖區[譯註1]進行拉長特訓。

[譯註1]：巧克力工廠出自英國作家羅爾德-達爾的兒童文學《查理與巧克力工廠》，裡面的太妃糖伸展室可以將犯錯被縮小的小孩子拉長恢復至原型。

[–]Lakerskultureisrandy 127 指標 9小時前

Same place where Yao Ming was crafted

姚明也是在這兒被製造出來的。

[–]NBApetepostlethwaite 156 指標 11小時前

no but did you know he"s only 22?

他沒有3.04米，但你知道他才22么？

[–]tomwello 179 指標 9小時前

22 ft tall? I"m calling BS!

22英尺（約6.7米）？我覺得這可是瞎扯淡！

[–]Wizardskanyes_god_complex 38 指標 9小時前

Exactly, he"s much taller than that!

就是，他可比這高多了！

[–][GSW] Chis Webberboomyo 72 指標 8小時前

He"s 9"11"... He doesn"t want to be classified as a 10 footer

他有9尺11寸...他不想被歸類成一個10英尺的球員[譯註2]。

[譯註2]：用了杜蘭特虛報身高，從而不想被當作7尺長人的梗。

[–]LakersIllmaticGOAT 152 指標 9小時前

Are his hands bigger than Kawhi and MJ? Kawhi is famous for his hands. It"s even in his logo.

字母哥的手要比萊昂納德和喬丹還大么？萊昂納德可是以大手出名的。他的手甚至出現在他的個人標識里。

[–]RocketsHyperactivity786 302 指標 8小時前

Half an inch larger than Kawhi"s (Giannis is 12 inches, kawhi 11.5). But kawhi is about 4 inches shorter.

字母哥的手比萊昂納德要長1.3厘米（字母哥30.5厘米，萊昂納德29.2厘米）。但萊昂納德要矮上10厘米。

[–]SpursOldArmyEnough 167 指標 6小時前

Took his order at a local smash burger once. Handed him back his change and the 10% of my brain that wasn"t still freaking out about talking to Kawhi Leanord was screaming WTF about the size of his hands.

He ordered his burger with no veggies and an Oreo shake for those curious.

馬刺球迷：我在本地的一家連鎖漢堡店裡接過萊昂納德的點單。我遞給他找回的零錢，我的大腦大部分因為和萊昂納德交談而精神恍惚，剩下正常運轉的10%則在為了他的大手而默默尖叫卧了個大槽。

回應那些好奇的JR，他點了不加蔬菜的漢堡，和一個奧利奧奶昔。

[–]ismokeforfun2 110 指標 5小時前

No vegetables?

My man.

不加蔬菜？

我的哥倫納德。

[–]Celticsezname 28 指標 4小時前

No meat, no cheese

and no vegetables

來一個漢堡，不要肉，不要乳酪，

也不要蔬菜。

[–]MostAwesomeRedditor 19 指標 5小時前

Wait Giannis hands are a FOOT long? Doesn"t even look like it in the gif.

等會兒，字母哥的手有一英尺長？就連動圖裡也看著沒那麼大啊。

[–]Raptorsmrtyson56 80 指標 7小時前

And his penis?

那他的28呢？

[–]CavaliersBenIsLowInfo 32 指標 6小時前

My experience as a gay guy leads me to believe that there is some positive correlation between hand size and penis size. So probably like a 18 incher.

身為一個基佬，我的親身經歷讓我相信手掌尺寸和28尺寸是有某種正相關的。所以字母哥的28大概快有半米長了吧。

[–]NuggetsWeirdRedBeard 46 指標 4小時前

I have big hands. Can"t confirm there"s a correlation.

我有一雙大手。我不能證明正相關存在。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownhenryisyourboss 890 指標 12小時前

Boban Marjanovic for reference

作為參考，這是博班-馬揚諾維奇的手。

[–]Cavaliersthepatientoffret 385 指標 11小時前

re watched 10 times and my brain is still processing. Wtf

回放了10遍，而我的大腦仍然在試圖理解這個事實。我勒個去。

[–]naizarak 653 指標 11小時前

i don"t think you"ve grasped it yet

我不認為你理解透徹了。

[–]Warriorskingsleyzissou23 340 指標 10小時前

lmao my dude could straight crush ray mccallum"s head with one hand

笑哭了，博班老哥可以對雷-麥卡勒姆單手爆頭啊。

[–]Celticsbustedracquet 156 指標 10小時前

Boban "The Mountain" Marjanovic

博班-魔山[譯註3]-馬揚諾維奇。

[譯註3]:《權力的遊戲》中，魔山雙手捏爆紅毒蛇的頭。

[–]LakersnVISIONN 185 指標 11小時前*

Boban"s hands look 10x stronger though. His fingers look thick af that shit is scary.

博班的手看上去比字母哥有力10倍。他的手指看上去厚實得不像話，天啦嚕這太恐怖了。

[–]CelticsGekthegecko 282 指標 9小時前

Boban"s hands were made to crush skulls, Giannis" hands were made to play the piano and tickle people.

博班的手生來是為了捏碎頭顱，字母哥的手生來是為了演奏鋼琴、瘙癢肌膚。

[–]toothMSC 39 指標 8小時前

It would be like shaking hands with a bunch of bananas

和博班握手，大概會像是握住了一串香蕉。

[–]ptwonline 15 指標 7小時前

Giannis" hands look like something from an alien creature design in Hollywood.

Boban looks like he"s related to Andre the Giant.

字母哥的手看上去像是好萊塢設計出的外星生物。

博班的手看上去像是和巨人安德烈[譯註3]有什麼關聯。

[譯註4]：安德烈-勒內-羅西莫夫，通常被稱為巨人安德烈，是世界摔角娛樂（WWE）旗下已故的法國職業摔角選手、演員。他患有肢端肥大症，因而體型巨大，被稱為「世界第八大奇蹟」。

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