從現在穿越回2012年，你會講哪些NBA奇事讓當時的球迷驚掉下巴？

從現在穿越回2012年，你會講哪些NBA奇事讓當時的球迷驚掉下巴？

You have traveled 5 years back in time to the 2012 offseason, what could you tell NBA fans to absolutely blow their minds?

假如你穿越回到2012年休賽季，你會跟NBA球迷分享哪些未來發生的意想不到的事？

Could you imagine being told back in 2012 that a team of Lebron James, Kevin Love, and Derrick Rose with another 25+ PPG player would be by far the second best team in the league?

Or that KD is the villain of the league and our only hope is our hero Lebron James?

如果在2012年時候有人告訴你，一支由詹姆斯、羅斯、樂福還有一個場均得分25+的球員組成的球隊只是聯盟第二好的球隊，你會相信嗎？

或者那時候別人告訴你，杜蘭特未來會成為聯盟的反面教材，NBA擊敗他的希望只能寄託於我們的英雄勒布朗-詹姆斯，你會不會覺得這個人瘋了？

[–][DET] Ben Wallacemynameisjake7 221 指標 13小時前

A California team wins a championship...that aren"t the lakers.

一隻加州球隊贏得了總冠軍，但不是湖人隊。

[–][MIA] Dion WaitersKUZGUN27 257 指標 12小時前

Obviously the Kings with their young core of DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, and Hassan Whiteside.

你要那時候告訴我是除湖人以外的加州球隊的話，我肯定以為是國王啊。國王擁有考辛斯，小托馬斯，大白邊組成的年輕的核心陣容。

[–]CelticsHorsNoises 66 指標 7小時前

Hassan becoming a monster is another one. He was awful until he made it to Miami.

白邊脫胎換骨變成野獸級球員是另一個比較瘋狂的預測。在到邁阿密之前，他簡直糟透了。

[–][CHI] Taj Gibsonthezachman16 50 指標 6小時前

What wouldn"t shock me is telling me that the Kings had 3 top All-Stars on their team at once and would miss the boat on all of them.

你知道穿越回五年前說什麼事不會讓我驚訝嗎：國王手握三個全明星球員卻不珍惜，都給想辦法送走了。

[–]WizardsShammgodandManatMU 44 指標 12小時前

I would"ve just thought it was the Clippers. 2012 was the first season Blake & CP3 were together. Figure they upgrade from VDN and they"re square in contention.

你如果跟我說是湖人以外的加州球隊的話，我當時會覺得是快船。2012年是格里芬和保羅在一起打球的第一個賽季，我猜他們最終會換一個比維尼-德納格羅更好的教練，然後步入總冠軍爭奪者的行列。

[–]_patrickshannon 1119 指標 14小時前

I"d tell them that OKC just reached their peak

我會告訴他們：雷霆已經步入自己的巔峰了。

[–]Netstotsnotbiased 285 指標 13小時前

Yeah, this is probably the craziest

同意樓上，這可能是最瘋狂的事兒。

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerSpuuunkymonkey 190 指標 13小時前*

Nah not really i think the best thunder was when they almost beat the 73-9 warriors in playoffs

不，不，我真的認為季後賽差點擊敗常規賽73勝9負勇士的雷霆才是巔峰雷霆。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesnewunnavi 129 指標 12小時前

Probably true. I think "peak" as in furthest along in the playoffs

也許你說的對，但是我認為「巔峰」二字的含義應該是季後賽中走的最遠。

[–]Grizzliesvikes23 221 指標 10小時前

Saying the Warriors would break the Bulls win record is craziest for me.

Considering this was the state of the franchise

對於我來講，說勇士將打破公牛常規賽贏球記錄才是最瘋狂的。

考慮到勇士那時候的狀況是如此令人唏噓：

http://grantland.com/features/how-annoy-fan-base-60-easy-steps/ [譯註1]

[譯註1]比爾-西蒙斯2012年的一篇關於勇士的報道：勇士從1974-1975賽季奪得總冠軍，淪落到如今（2012年）主場被噓。

[–]Netsj_cruise 94 指標 6小時前

"The 2011 Warriors eked out 36 victories and earned themselves yet another lottery pick (Klay Thompson, picked 11th). The best thing that happened to them that summer? The lockout! "

Nope, it was drafting Klay Thompson.

原文中的話：「2010-2011賽季勇士吭哧癟肚地取得了36場常規賽勝利，這為他們帶來一個樂透簽（克萊-湯普森，11順位被勇士選中）。然而在那個夏天發生在勇士隊身上最好的事情是什麼呢？是停擺。」

西蒙斯你錯了，發生在勇士身上最好的事是選到了克萊。

[–]Warriorsmriching3 18 指標 5小時前

Funniest part is still how everyone felt about the bogut trade. Ellis turned out to be just ok and bogut the guy that they couldn"t live without (see: 2014 series vs the clippers and 2016 finals)

最搞笑的莫過於當時人們對博古特愛麗絲這筆交易的看法。原來蒙塔-埃利斯才是對於勇士來說可有可無的那個。博古特對勇士來說太重要了，沒有他，勇士是贏不了系列賽的。（參考2014年對陣快船的季後賽以及2016年的總決賽）

[–][CHI] Chris DuhonTundraaa 859 指標 14小時前 

donald trump is president

特朗普將成為美國總統。

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidVenomyze 222 指標 14小時前

This would be the most shocking actually

這的確是最令人震驚的事情。

 [–]flairupbitch 82 指標 14小時前

Warriorss win 73 and Russian Westbrook averaged a triple double

勇士常規賽取得73勝，俄羅斯-威少場均三雙。[譯註2]

[譯註2]該用戶把威少的名字打錯了。

[–]Knicks Bandwagonthed3al 81 指標 13小時前

I would love to see Russ play for the Russian national team

威少為俄羅斯國家隊出戰確實會挺有趣的。

 [–][PHI] Joel EmbiidVenomyze 254 指標 14小時前

Kevin Durant, former MVP, has joined the Warriors after Stephen Curry won back to back MVPs and having one of the most impressive offensive seasons ever. Also the Warriors won 73 games....but then lost in the finals. It would all sound totally ridiculous

凱文-杜蘭特未來會拿到MVP，然而，在庫里連續兩年贏得MVP，完成了史上最震撼的賽季之一後，杜蘭特加入了勇士隊。另外，勇士將在常規賽取得73勝的戰績，但是沒有拿到總冠軍。所有的這些事兒聽起來都那麼荒謬。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesnewunnavi 88 指標 13小時前

Even now it all sounds ridiculous to think about

現在想起來還是那麼荒謬。

[–]ThunderBlistersonmytoes 39 指標 12小時前

It would be even more unbelievable if he mentioned the 3-1 comeback

如果層主還提到了雷霆在季後賽三比一領先勇士的情況下被逆轉的話，杜蘭特的加盟就更難以置信了。

[–]KnicksJoetheshow1 292 指標 13小時前

That Steph Curry plays his way into Top 5 PG of all time conversation.

庫里將邁入歷史前五控衛的行列。

[–]Timberwolvesamit-kaufman 74 指標 13小時前

Woah that"s one of the crazier ones

這個在當時聽起來確實很瘋狂。

[–]SunsLocalGunfighter 63 指標 8小時前

It would take some serious "get off my lawn" nostalgia to rank five all time point guards ahead of Curry

庫里在控衛位置上才排歷史前五？一個人得厚古薄今到失了智的程度才能把五個控衛排到庫里前面。

[–]Bullsgaelicsteak 59 指標 7小時前

Not saying they"re all necessarily ahead of Curry, but you could certainly make an argument for the following:

Magic Johnson

John Stockton

Isiah Thomas

Oscar Robertson

Bob Cousy

Steve Nash

我倒不是說我列的這些人必須排在庫里之前，但是他們確實有資格：

魔術師約翰遜

約翰-斯托克頓

伊賽亞-托馬斯

奧斯卡-羅伯特森

鮑勃-庫西

斯蒂夫-納什

[–]ImSterling 10 指標 8小時前

I think he"s the second best.

我認為庫里排名第二。

[–]CavaliersLargeTeethHere 27 指標 8小時前

Better than magic, Stockton, and CP3? His career isn"t even over yet. And not winning 1 finals MVP? We are talking about the greatest points of all time. Curry will be high up but please don"t say second best right now.

比魔術師，斯托克頓，保羅好？庫里還沒退役，而且他目前不是一個總決賽MVP都沒有嗎？我們談論的可是史上最偉大的控衛們啊。庫里的排名會比較高，但現在不能說他排名第二。

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 56 指標 7小時前

Yes, I already rank him above Stockton and CP3. He has two MVPs, is already the greatest shooter of all time, and was the leader of the greatest regular season team in NBA history and one of the great three year runs in NBA history. His peak is already higher than Stockton"s or CP3"s and it"s been a substantial peak.

Sure, he hasn"t won a finals MVP but Stockton and CP3 haven"t even won a ring. The only point guards of the past 40 years to win Finals MVP are Tony Parker, Magic Johnson, and Isiah Thomas.

是的，就現在我已經把他排到斯托克頓和保羅的前面了。他有兩個MVP獎盃，也是史上最偉大的射手，是NBA史上最偉大常規賽球隊的領袖，他所率領的勇士這三年的表現也是在NBA歷史上排得上號的。他的上限已經比斯托克頓和保羅高了，而且他一直保持在一個很高的水準上。

當然，他還沒有贏得總決賽MVP，但是斯托克頓和保羅連一個總冠軍戒指也沒有。過去40年中贏得總決賽MVP的控衛是托尼-帕克，魔術師約翰遜，還有伊賽亞-托馬斯。

[–]Cavaliersheelydon 183 指標 14小時前

The earth is flat.

地球是平的。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantcurkowski 33 指標 12小時前

Ok Kyrie, we know its you

歐文小號？

[–][TOR] Chris Bosh12-apg 100 指標 14小時前

Golden State will have three consecutive 67+ win seasons and win 2 championships in 3 years

勇士隊將連續三年取得至少67勝。而且在這三年內，勇士還贏得了兩次總冠軍。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantcurkowski 54 指標 12小時前

The fact that they lost in year when they had most wins of that three year span is unbelieveable.

這三年中，勇士常規賽勝場最多的那年恰恰是勇士與總冠軍失之交臂的那年。太難以置信了。

[–][TOR] Jonas ValanciunasDavidKirk2000 55 指標 11小時前

All the teams that hold the wins record in the four major North American sports leagues didn"t win the championship that year. Its not THAT unbelievable.

在北美體育的四大聯盟中，保持勝場紀錄的球隊都沒有在當年取得冠軍。這並不是那麼難以置信。 

[–]Netsaydee123 294 指標 13小時前

Like everything lol so much has happened.

The Warriors become and unstoppable force, and they broke the 72-win record set by the Bulls. Stephen Curry becomes an all-time great and is unanimously voted MVP after one of the greatest seasons ever. Kevin Durant joins the team. That guy Draymond Green who was just the 35th pick becomes a top 10-15 player.

其實穿越回去說啥都挺難以置信的。

勇士變得不可阻擋，打破了公牛保持的72勝的紀錄，在這個偉大的常規賽後，庫里成功當選史上第一位全票MVP，步入了歷史級名宿行列。杜蘭特隨即加入了勇士隊。格林，一個35號秀居然變成了聯盟10-15位的頂尖球員。

James Harden is traded to the Rockets and become a top 5ish player. Chris Paul eventually joins him in Houston.

哈登被交易到火箭隊之後變成了聯盟前五左右的球員，保羅最終也加入火箭隊。

The Lakers get Steve Nash and Dwight Howard, but they don"t do anything. Kobe"s career is basically ended by an Achilles tear.

The Hornets rename themselves the Pelicans, and the Bobcats retake the Hornets name.

Russell Westbrook averages a 30-point triple-double.

Kawhi Leonard becomes a top 5 player.

湖人得到了納什和霍華德，但是他們沒有起什麼作用。由於腳踝撕裂，科比的職業生涯基本宣告落幕。

黃蜂隊改名為鵜鶘隊，重新起名的山貓隊叫黃蜂隊。

威少常規賽場均30分+三雙。

倫納德成為聯盟前五球員。

The Nets and Celtics agree to a trade that ends up being one of the worst in the history of sports for the Nets.

Deron Williams regresses to the point that he"s out of the NBA in five years (he was 28 at the time and coming off of an All-Star season averaging 21 and 9).

網隊和凱爾特人的交易最終成為了體育史上最糟糕的交易之一，籃網把自己坑慘了。

德隆的狀態急劇下降，將在五年內淡出聯盟。（2012年的時候他28歲，那個賽季他迎來大爆發，全明星級別的表現，場均21分9助）

Derrick Rose is never anywhere close to being the same player.

LeBron James returns to Cleveland and wins a championship by beating the 73-win Warriors team I talked about earlier.

Paul George from Indiana becomes a huge star and eventually is traded to the Thunder after Kevin Durant leaves.

德里克-羅斯再也達不到他曾經的水準了，甚至連MVP的邊都沾不到了。

詹姆斯重回騎士，總決賽擊敗了我剛才講的那支常規賽73勝的勇士，為騎士贏得了一個總冠軍。

保羅-喬治在步行者隊成長為巨星，最後被交易到了杜蘭特離開的雷霆隊。

[–]Nuggets Bandwagon12aragon 286 指標 12小時前

LeBron James returns to Cleveland and wins a championship by beating the 73-win Warriors team I talked about earlier.

That really just sounds like a movie rather than reality

「詹姆斯重回騎士，總決賽擊敗了我剛才講的那支常規賽73勝的勇士，為騎士贏得了一個總冠軍。」

這真的像電影故事一樣。

[–]NBAeddie442 122 指標 11小時前

I really think that this story will age incredibly well. Beating the team with the reg season record in the finals, down 3-1, having returned to Cleveland and lost the year before, it truly does sound like fiction.

我真的覺得，詹姆斯重回騎士後的歷程會隨著時間的推移被人當作佳話傳頌。詹姆斯在總決賽擊敗了書寫常規賽歷史紀錄的球隊，1:3落後翻盤，第一年輸給勇士後成功復仇。聽起來的確像小說一樣。

喜歡這篇文章嗎？立刻分享出去讓更多人知道吧！

本站內容充實豐富，博大精深，小編精選每日熱門資訊，隨時更新，點擊「搶先收到最新資訊」瀏覽吧！

請您繼續閱讀更多來自 美國JRs之聲 的精彩文章: