安東尼也願去騎士！火箭球迷快要憋炸了，尼克斯球迷想要籃網簽

安東尼也願去騎士！火箭球迷快要憋炸了，尼克斯球迷想要籃網簽

[Wojnarowski] Carmelo Anthony has expanded the list of teams with which he"d accept a trade -- including the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Woj：安東尼已經擴大了自己的心儀下家範圍——包括騎士。

[–]RocketsJamesHardenWasRobbed 157 指標 1小時前

oh.

火箭球迷：哦。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownhenryisyourboss 259 指標 1小時前

Rocket fans now have erectile dysfunction

火箭球迷要陽痿了吧。

[–]RocketsJamesHardenWasRobbed 42 指標 1小時前

Our blue balls just fell off.

火箭球迷：我們憋得發青的儲精球掉在地上摔得稀碎！

[–]Spurs Bandwagonjayhovah- 19 指標 1小時前

how long did the "nofap until we get melo" thing last?

老哥，你的「甜瓜不來我就不擼」宣言持續了幾天啊？

[–]Rocketsfree_reezy 21 指標 1小時前

I was still going. It"s been 51 days...

看到這條新聞之前我還在堅守陣地呢，都51天了…

[–][PHO] Devin BookerOnPhyer 10 指標 59 分鐘前

Might as well stick with it

還不如就這麼戒了呢。

[–]Lakers BandwagonNarstyHobbitses 6 指標 43 分鐘前

Carry it all the way to the Playoffs. The new hardest road.

一路戒到季後賽，新版最艱難的路。

[–][NYK] Chris Copelandbootum 68 指標 1小時前*

?People say the warriors are so overpowered but the cavs are about to add their second member of the Knicks superteam

尼克斯球迷：人們都說勇士天賦溢出，可是騎士現在是要引進第二位尼克斯超級球隊的成員了啊哈哈哈。[譯註1]

[譯註1]羅斯、安東尼、鉑金、諾阿的四人組之前被reddit笑稱為超級戰隊。

[–]Knicks BandwagonSaucy_Totchie 14 指標 43 分鐘前

Cavs can field an all-former Knicks lineup. Rose, Shump, Smith, Melo, Frye. If the Cavs win a championship, well so do the Knicks and I"ll take that.

尼克斯球迷：騎士可以擺出前我尼球員陣容。羅斯、香波特、JR、甜瓜、弗萊。如果騎士今年贏了總冠軍，這也有我尼的功勞。

[–]MavericksZnelli96 55 指標 1小時前

So LeStaying confirmed?

所以詹姆斯確定留隊了？

[–]CavaliersWalter_Sobchak07 91 指標 1小時前

Nah fam, keep your paws off that Brooklyn pick.

騎士球迷：別打我們籃網簽的主意。

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 76 指標 1小時前

Trading the Nets pick for Melo would be peak LeGM

用籃網簽交易來甜瓜將會是詹經理的巔峰操作。

[–]ImWorking4Millions 96 指標 1小時前

Would also be the dumbest move ever

也會是有史以來最愚蠢的操作。

[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 31 指標 1小時前

Unless LeBron agrees to stay

除非詹姆斯留隊啊。

[–]Knicksurabeach 47 指標 1小時前

still dumb but ill take it

尼克斯球迷：還是蠢，但我接受這個報價。

[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 34 指標 1小時前

I think a top 5 pick is easily worth Melo + keeping LeBron

如果能得到安東尼並留下詹姆斯，我覺得前五簽是完完全全值得的。

[–]Knicksthreekingmodest101 56 指標 1小時前

If we tank and trade Melo to get the Brooklyn pick I"ll die of laughter and masturbate until my balls fall off.

尼克斯球迷：如果我們下賽季擺爛，並且成功用甜瓜換來了籃網簽的話，我會大笑著精盡人亡。

[–]Nuggets BandwagonPeanutJelly3 25 指標 1小時前

knowing your luck, the nets would probably make the playoffs

別高興的太早哦，就尼克斯這幾年的霉運來看，你們擺爛的話搞不好事與願違，誤打誤撞著進了季後賽。

[–]CavaliersWalter_Sobchak07 13 指標 1小時前

I will take one Kistap Porzingus, however?

騎士球迷：不過要是鉑金能來的話，籃網簽也不是不能動。

[–]KnicksFCantante 15 指標 59 分鐘前

you"ll get Melo and a slice from Pizza Suprema and you"ll like it

尼克斯球迷：沒鉑金，就甜瓜，我再免費贈送你Pizza Suprema的一小塊匹薩，愛要要不要滾。

[–]CavaliersWalter_Sobchak07 11 指標 54 分鐘前

The whole pie and we can talk.

騎士球迷：要是一整塊披薩的話，我們還有的談。

[–][WAS] Kelly OubreWitNicky 47 指標 1小時前

I was expecting a list of team names

擴大範圍…結果就一個騎士。

[–]Nets BandwagonSwoah 23 指標 1小時前

Yeah wtf. He was willing to go to Cleveland before. So now we』re right back to where we were in the early summer.
對啊，這tm都哪跟哪啊。安東尼一開始就願意去騎士，所以我們現在又回到這個夏天的開始階段了？

[–][PHO] Tyler Ulisthekidboy 19 指標 1小時前

Hasn"t the Cavs always been on the list, I coulda sworn I saw a post maybe a month ago saying he"d be interested in going to Houston or Cleveland

騎士難道不是一直就在甜瓜的心儀下家名單上嗎？我發誓一個月前我在濕乎乎上看到過一個帖子說甜瓜願意去火箭或者騎士。

[–]HeatFs316 42 指標 1小時前

I"m not dealing with this shit again

又來了。

[–]Kingssactownproud 19 指標 1小時前

WHY WE F5

刷新鍵按起來。

安東尼也願意去雷霆：

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 110分 49分前

Russ, PG and Melo

I"m sure everything will turn out OK

威少，泡椒、甜瓜。

我確定一切都會變好的。

[–][CHA] Baron DavisHello_Dawl 35分 50分前

Yup, three cats who want to be the man without the cushion of being best friends off the court.

可不嘛，這三個傢伙都爭強好勝，在場下都不是彼此的朋友。

[–]OKC HornetsTheJoshTipton 35分 47分前

They definitely are pretty friendly off the court... what else would make Melo include us? Him and Russ have been chilling lately, I don"t get this narrative that no one likes Russ

雷霆球迷：他們在場下都非常友好，是什麼讓甜瓜想加入我們？他和威少最近還一起玩耍來著，我可不覺得威少那麼不討人喜歡。

[–]Nuggets BandwagonPeanutJelly3 38分 44分前

Everyone loves Russ wtf. He hangs out with Lebron and Rose as well.

弄啥嘞？大家都愛大威少，他還和詹姆斯、羅斯一起浪了呢。

[–]CavaliersDontrell 46分 55分前

Presti gonna finesse more east coast stars for pennies on the dollar smh

普雷斯蒂（雷霆總經理）這是想用更多零錢換到東部的整錢（全明星）呀。

[–][OKC] Nick Collisonhomefree122 9分 38分前

In Presti We Trust.

雷霆球迷：總經理，我們就信普雷斯蒂。

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