九牛一毛！湖人花50萬美元和喬治調情！湖人離崛起已不遠？

九牛一毛！湖人花50萬美元和喬治調情！湖人離崛起已不遠？

[Charania] The Los Angeles Lakers have been fined $500,000 for violating anti-tampering rules.

Charania: 因違規接觸保羅喬治，洛杉磯湖人被聯盟罰款50萬美元。

[–]RocketsZemulon 1596 指標 7小時前

Most expensive phone call ever

有史以來最貴的一通電話。

[–]Lakers BandwagonRock_Hard_Dick 731 指標 7小時前

Most expensive wink ever

有史以來最貴的一個媚眼。

譯者註：魔術師之前在脫口秀上表示他雖然不會對喬治說什麼，但是他會對喬治拋個媚眼的。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 560 指標 7小時前

They always said Magic had a million dollar smile.

We now know the valuation of a wink is 50% of a smile

他們都說魔術師的笑容價值百萬。

現在我們知道了，魔術師媚眼的威力是笑容的一半。

[–]Nuggetsduckduckmeow 2831 指標 7小時前

Wrist = Slapped

這處罰…湖人不過是被輕輕的打了屁股下而已。

[–][TOR] Amir Johnsonmegatronical 534 指標 7小時前

More like poked

戳了下屁股吧。

[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeDeadDay 293 指標 7小時前

"Mmm... naughty dirty sexy Lakers. Time for spankings"

「我的淫X盪小湖人，把褲子脫下來，打屁股時間到嘍！」

[–][PHO] Leandro BarbosaPunctualPolarBear 118 指標 7小時前

500k from the Lakers as a whole is so little compared to the potential of getting PG

50萬美元在獲得喬治的可能性面前簡直不值一提。

[–]Lakersmambamentality81 53 指標 7小時前

even if we don"t 500k for that chance, STILL WORTH IT

湖人球迷：就算我們最後得不到喬治，花50萬美元嘗試一下也是值得的。

[–]gyrossandwhich 142 指標 7小時前

They"ll make that back in Paul George jersey sales the first day.

喬治來湖人後的第一天湖人就能賣球衣掙出50萬美元來。

[–]Lakersgoldenmightyangels 206 指標 7小時前

I"m so traumatized and I"m so glad that tampering will no longer exist /s

湖人球迷：哎呦我好受傷哦，以後誘拐球員的事再也不存在了，太好啦！TX

[–]LakersMajorButthurt 154 指標 7小時前

Well, I mean:

Per league: "The investigation did not reveal evidence of an agreement or understanding that the Lakers would sign or acquire Mr. George."

湖人球迷：看仔細了，「調查中沒有證據顯示湖人跟保羅-喬治在加盟方面達成了協議或共識。」

[–][GSW] Kelenna Azubuikegetsituated 111 指標 7小時前

If the NBA really gave a shit about tampering, they would have taken away some draft picks.

如果NBA真的在乎球隊誘拐球員的話，他們就該剝奪一些選秀權。

[–]Lakers_Cowboys 63 指標 6小時前

Yeah you"re right, I say they take away our 2018 1st round pick.

湖人球迷：嗯你說的對，拿走我們的2018年首輪簽吧！

[–][WAS] Jason Smith_bonzibuddy 2038 指標 7小時前

if they still get PG in the end, WORTH IT

如果湖人最後還是能得到喬治的話，這筆罰款交的值。

[–]LakersMajorButthurt 886 指標 7小時前

This will just be considered a down payment.

就把這50萬美元看成定金好了。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 256 指標 7小時前

Hell, use it as a recruiting tool. "We want you in LA so badly we were willing to put up half a mill just to discuss it"

不如直接把它看成招攬球員的手段：「你好，湖人期待著你的加盟，我們願意付出50萬美元的代價跟你聊會天。」

[–]CelticsDontWorries 331 指標 7小時前

And then the Lakers become good again. And a darkness falls over /r/nba

凱爾特人球迷：得到喬治後湖人就重新崛起了，Reddit又要被黑暗籠罩了。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonjace_supreme 261 指標 7小時前

Winter is coming.

湖人球迷：凜冬將至。

[–]Lakers_w0rdsmith 184 指標 6小時前

It"s already here

凜冬已至。

[–]MavericksPilot_G3 662 指標 7小時前

The death of the big market

50萬美元？天吶，一個大球市就此隕落。

[–]Lakers BandwagonDongsquad420BlazeIt 396 指標 7小時前

Idk how we"re gonna survive as a franchise without that 500k. Could be a death sentence.

湖人球迷：沒了這50萬美元，我們可怎麼活啊。這不等於宣判我們死刑嗎。

[–]76ersmasontyler908 822 指標 7小時前

That"s like 1/2579035903190 Mozgov money

這跟莫茲戈夫的合同比簡直是九牛一毛。

[–][CLE] Matthew DellavedovaSCMAD 1054 指標 7小時前

And The Warriors should be given a 5-year postseason ban since they are in the same state and therefore are an accomplice to the crime

騎士球迷：因為勇士跟湖人共處加州，他們一定是同謀，勇士應該被禁止參加未來5年的季後賽！TX

[–]NCAAComplianceOffice 137 指標 6小時前

That sounds about right to us...

沒毛病。

[–]Warriorsdjfivenine11 210 指標 7小時前

According to the ESPN article.

The league said the punishment stems from contact between Lakers general manager Rob Pelinka and George"s agent after the NBA had already warned the team about tampering following Lakers president Magic Johnson"s nationally televised comments about George on April 20.

So the league asked them to stop, and they said "nah bitch, do something."

ESPN的文章中提到：「聯盟稱，在4月20號魔術師上全國直播的脫口秀髮表關於喬治的評論後，NBA已經警告過了湖人，但是湖人總經理佩林卡還是跟喬治的經紀人有違規接觸，NBA故做出處罰決定。」

看來NBA告訴湖人停手吧，湖人直接說：「我就不，小bitch，有本事罰我啊？」

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