庫里老婆再懷孕，美JRs：真是超遠致導，千萬別學科比

庫里老婆再懷孕，美JRs瘋狂調侃：真是超遠致導，千萬別學科比

Ayesha Curry announces pregnancy on Instagram

艾莎-庫里在Instagram上宣布了她懷孕的消息。

[–]Cavalierswouldstillsmash 1340 指標 8小時前Wtf are we just going to sit here and ignore the fact that Steph Curry had SEX??? WITH HIS WIFE???

MLGBD什麼玩意？庫里交媾了！！！而且是跟他的老婆！！咱們就要放任不管嗎？！！還有沒有王法！！

[–][UTA] Andrei Kirilenkothelandan 515 指標 7小時前

LeBron vociferously denies this.

勒布朗極力否認此事。

[–]Warriorshamster4sale 281 指標 5小時前

I won"t believe Steph had sex until I hear it straight from LeBron.

不是勒布朗親口說的我不信。[譯註1]

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[–]Warriorsmanisier 93 指標 6小時前

So much for the good Christian act smh

什麼虔誠的基督徒啊，看來都是演的！世風不古啊。

[–]ryeoldfashioned 48 指標 5小時前

Missionary okay tho. Lights off of course.

不過傳教士姿勢是可以的。前提是必須關上燈。

[–]TheGreatMehMay 114 指標 7小時

Gross

好噁心哦！

[–]SpursBoogiePelicans 83 指標 7小時前

Getting pretty tired of this dude"s scandals

已經對庫里的醜聞感到厭倦了！NBA第一惡童。

[–][PHO] Devin BookerKeefJerky 769 指標 8小時前

Wardell the 3rd

起名叫沃德爾三世吧！[譯註2]

[譯註2]庫里是二世。他的老爹，前NBA球員戴爾-庫里自然是一世。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 254 指標 8小時前

Call him Tre, breaks his dads 3 point record.

給他孩子命名特雷吧，然後讓他打破他爹的三分球紀錄。

[–]ThePlaceboJunkie 51 指標 8小時前

Ankles too

還要超越自己老爹晃斷腳踝的數量。

[–]fatkamp 308 指標 7小時前

He has a Condom, DECIDES NOT TO USE IT, CURRY FROM WAY

DOWNTOWN

他有避孕套，決定不用，庫里超遠精確致導！！[譯註3]

[譯註3]原文是he has a timeout, decides not use it. （有暫停卻不用）改編自庫里2015-16賽季絕殺雷霆那場的解說詞。

[–]WarriorsAnon_y_mous[S] 1545 指標 9小時前

#CurryFor3

#庫式日天三分球。

[–]LakersDetectivePapaya 782 指標 8小時前

BANG!

一發入魂！

[–]WarriorsAdamJensensCoat 226 指標 7小時前

BANG! OH WHAT A SHOT FROM CURRY!!

一發入魂！庫里射出了多麼偉大的一球！！

[–][ORL] Anfernee HardawayNativeCabanaKing 141 指標 5小時前

BANG! OH WHAT A SHOT FROM CURRY!!

Ayesha Curry, 2018

一發入魂！庫里射出了多麼偉大的一球！！

——艾莎-庫里，2018。

[–]Warriorsjohnnygrant 60 指標 5小時前*

And another Curry drive straight to the basket, Puts it in!

Ayesha Curry, 2018

庫里又來了一次長驅直入，直搗龍泉！

——艾莎-庫里，2018.

[–]LeBronte 43 指標 6小時前

COCKBLOCKED BY JAMES!!!!!

勒布朗從天而降魔龍出世送上一記無情蓋帽！！！！

[–]76erstheeheadman11 1129 指標 8小時前

congrats on the sex

恭喜庫里完成交媾。

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryIamBlackistani 322 指標 8小時前

Especially with Ayesha feet.. steph is lucky man

尤其是配上阿耶莎的玉足…庫里真是個幸運兒。[譯註3]

[譯註3]庫里承認他有戀足癖，經常讓艾莎發她腳的照片。

[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 929 指標 7小時前

The guys fuckin her feet and he still manages to shoot in a load from deep, Steph Curry is something else

庫里的雞兒在摩擦她的腳時還能一發入魂直取敵軍將領首級，史蒂夫-庫里可能是另一個星球來的怪物。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryYung_Parolo 591 指標 9小時前

I hope its a boy this time so we can keep the Curry tradition in the NBA

我希望她懷上的是個男孩，這樣我們就能看見庫里家族的血液在NBA里繼續流傳下去了。

[–]WarriorsRealbanie 300 指標 8小時前

his name better be Stephon

他名字最好是叫做史多芬。

[–]CookLove 109 指標 8小時前*

If their father was a beast in the NBA, the son never becomes as good or better. If the father was average, or just good enough (never had at least one All-Star appearance), the son tends to be better. A lot better. It』s sort of this weird trend that happens with NBA guys and their sons.

Steph is a beast, so it』s a HIGH probability his son won』t be nearly as good if he plays basketball.

在NBA里自古虎父出犬子。但老一輩如果只是個普普通通的球員（一次都沒進過全明星那種），他們的兒子卻都打得比自己好。感覺這都快成了NBA中的玄學。

庫里的水平大家都懂的，所以他兒子如果打籃球的話有很大可能達不到他爹的水平。

[–][GSW] Chris Mullincortesoft 36 指標 5小時前

Ummmmmm, what about the Mannings?

Dad is a 2 time pro bowler, both sons are probably hall of famers.

Bobby Bonds was a 3 time all star, Barry is one of the best ever.

Cecil and Prince Fielder, both multi time all stars. Both hit over 50 homers in a season, and both interestingly hit exactly 319 career home runs.

Bobby Hull, considered one of the best ever, his son Brett was a multi-time all star.

Dale Earnhardt and Jr, both very successful.

Grant Hill"s dad was a star football player. Ken Norton was an amazing boxer, and Jr was a three time pro bowler.

Emmm，那你怎麼說曼寧家族呢？

老爹進過兩次NFL全明星，而兩個兒子大概率都會進名人堂。

博比-邦茲進過三次全明星，他的兒子巴里是最好的棒球手之一。

塞西爾-菲爾德和普林斯-菲爾德，父子倆都多次入選過全明星。都在一個賽季打出過50次全壘打，更有趣的是整個生涯父子倆都一共打出了319此全壘打。

博比-赫爾，冰球界的歷史最佳球員之一，他的兒子布雷特-赫爾也是個多次入選全明星的選手。

戴爾-恩哈特和他的兒子也都是非常成功的賽車手。

格蘭特-希爾的老爸也是個橄欖球明星。肯-諾頓是個非常厲害的拳擊手，他的兒子是個三次入選全明星的職業橄欖球手。

[–][LAC] Darius Mileslynchedlandlord 27 指標 7小時前

shareef looks pretty good now tho

謝里夫-奧尼爾現在看起來還不錯啊。[譯註4]

[譯註4]謝里夫-奧尼爾為沙克-奧尼爾的兒子

[–]CookLove 64 指標 7小時前

Yeah, but he』s in high school. A player with size and athleticism should be good in high school. It』s the NBA I』m talking about.

是不錯，但他現在還是在高中啊。一個有他那樣塊頭和運動能力的球員在高中怎麼都能叱詫風雲。我現在說的可是NBA啊。

[–]DingusMcCringus 10 指標 5小時前

i mean, it』s not that weird. you』re just saying that the better a player is, the less likely it is that another player will come along that is better than them. likelihood of a player being better than mj? low. likelihood of a player being better than a bench warmer? higher. it』s not like some strange phenomenon, it』s basic probability

我是說這其實沒有這麼奇怪。層主你說一個球員越強，那他後代比他還強的幾率就越低。想一想如果老爹是喬丹那水平，兒子超過他的幾率有多少？那簡直低的可怕。但如果只是成為一個比飲水機球員更好的幾率？那可高了去了。所以這跟本不是什麼玄學，這只是基本的概率學。

[–][GSW] Patrick McCawOwerperg 409 指標 9小時前

Damn even his sperm his accurate AF

我去，連他的精子都射的這麼准。

[–]CavaliersI_LIKE_BASKETBALL 165 指標 8小時前

Well technically he"s shooting like 0.000001% on this one.

嚴格來說，其實他的命中率是0.000001%。

[–][HOU] Goran Dragicmoreyball 112 指標 8小時前

but what』s his TS%?

但他的真實命中率是多少呢？

[–]Celticsbustedracquet 321 指標 8小時前

True Sperm %

真實「命中」率。[譯註5]

[譯註5]True Shooting%（真實命中率）和True Sperm%（真實精子命中率）的英文簡寫都為TS%。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrambobberr 326 指標 9小時前

Pls be a boy

拜託了一定要懷的是個男孩啊。

[–]Warriorsfuryousferret 402 指標 9小時前

Adam Silver saying the same thing.

亞當-蕭華默默點了個贊。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 244 指標 9小時前

LeBron James Jr vs Steph Curry jr is the next rivalry

小勒布朗-詹姆斯和小史蒂芬-庫里將會是下一對宿敵。

[–]Pelicans1ManArmyGohan 228 指標 9小時前

Lil Bron might be out of his prime when this Curry reaches his

小庫里進聯盟的時候小勒布朗可能都已經是巔峰晚期了。

[–]Rocketssammieman91 278 指標 8小時前

Implying that the LeBron family have finite primes.

樓上的老哥不懂球了，勒布朗家族的巔峰是自動續費的好吧。

[–]CelticsNE_ED 90 指標 9小時前

Curry keeps shooting for that boy I see

嗯我看懂了，庫里是非要射出個兒子不可啊。

[–]NBATuneHD 53 指標 8小時前

I"d be so mad if I was an athlete that couldn"t get a son lmao I hope Kobe has one

如果我是運動員，沒兒子的話我也會氣得要死的。唉，想想嘮嗑都是淚。

[–]Wizardsireddit270 74 指標 8小時前

I』m not even an athlete and I』ll be lowkey salty if I don』t have at least 1 son

我都不是運動員，但如果我要是沒最起碼一個兒子的話，我其實會相當不滿意的。

[–]CelticsMartin5hkreli 256 指標 9小時前

That"s awesome. All their babies are mad cute. I was an ugly goblin when I was a kid.

棒棒噠。他們的孩子都可愛的要死。我小時候可是丑的像個小哥布林。

[–]PelicansDrewBreesNumbaNine 570 指標 9小時前

Youre still ugly though

你現在不還是一樣丑。

[–]CelticsMartin5hkreli 261 指標 8小時前

tbh you"re 100% right lmao

雖然很扎心，但我卻無力反駁。

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