威少賽前抬杠記者為比賽蓄力，美JRs：雷霆太大隻勇士吃不消

運動 02-08

記者賽前採訪威少如何對待打勇士，威少：「你猜我回啥」記者：「好？」威少「不不不，你猜我回啥？我怎麼對待？」記者：「你每場比賽都一樣努力」

Reporter asks Russ how he approaches the Warriors game. Russ: 「what』s my answer?」 Reporter: 「probably just yes.」 Russ: 「No, no, no. What』s my answer? How do I approach it? What』s my answer.」 Reporter: 「you play every game the same way.」

威少賽前接受採訪>>

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[–]buckleup4kobebryant 799 指標 9小時前

He walked off as soon as he said "You play every..."...

he knew the shot was going in.....no need to see it swish.

「你每場比賽……」，威少聽了個開頭就走了。

純爺們從不回頭看爆炸啊。

[–]chrisrodm 1971 指標 10小時前

guy has zero chill lol. even posterizing reporters.

暴扣已經滿足不了他了，都開始對記者動手了

[–]klawhileonard 382 指標 9小時前

WESTBROOK COCKS IT BACK

威少回噴騎臉啦

[–][OKC] Kendrick Perkinstnevs 2279 指標 10小時前

TBH Russ could just say "What"s my answer" to every question our reporters ask him.

雷霆球迷：說實話，我雷記者的每個問題威少都可以這麼回答

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[–][CLE] Kevin LoveDontrell 1046 指標 10小時前

Having sex with Russ must be an ordeal.

騎士球迷：跟威少啪啪啪估計挺無聊的吧。

[–]Pelicanserldn123 1147 指標 10小時前

"You do missionary every time"

Walks off

鵜鶘球迷：「你每次只用普通體位。」

姑娘轉頭就走。

[–]CelticsChodeChokey 231 指標 6小時前

Girl: 「Russ can we try a new position tonight?」

Russ: 「What』s my answer」

凱爾特人球迷：菇涼：「威少咱們能不能今晚試試別的姿勢？」

威少：「你猜我回啥」

[–]klawhileonard 222 指標 9小時前

This is what r/nba thinks of after watching a Russ interview apparently

所以看完了採訪後你們滿腦子都是這種想法啊。

[–]BullsBJ_Fantasy_Podcast 84 指標 8小時前

Not even surprised. Just find any thread that mention Ricky Rubio or Serge Ibaka.

公牛球迷：這算啥啊。你去瞅一眼任何和盧比奧或者伊巴卡有關的帖子吧

[–]RocketsBeastage 139 指標 7小時前

Ibaka: "47 year old snake dick"

Rubio: "soooo cute"

Lowry: "mmmm what a thicc ass mmmm"

Some weird shit get repeatedly posted and upvoted here by a seemingly large

contingent of ppl.

火箭球迷：伊巴卡的帖子：「47年的巨蛇28」

盧比奧的帖子：「盧比奧好可愛啊！」

洛瑞的帖子：「肥臀嘖嘖嘖」

這裡老有這種詭異的帖子，還有一群人點贊

[–][GSW] Matt Barneslikekoolaid 77 指標 8小時前

Nothing sus about mentioning how cute Rubio is. He』s like an anime drawing. He』s like if Polly Pocket had a boyfriend in the NBA.

Serge on the other hand....(eggplant emoji)

勇士球迷：說盧比奧可愛有什麼錯！長得跟動漫人物一樣！波利口袋如果有個在NBA打球的男友那就是他了。[譯註1]

伊巴卡的話。。。?? ?? ??

[譯註1]波利口袋，類似於芭比娃娃的女生玩具，美國80-90年代的流行玩具

[–]Raptorsthisisme5 145 指標 8小時前

See it"s the shit like this that we"re talking about

猛龍球迷：看到沒，樓上這番話就是我說的典型。

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[–]LakersMyAdonisBelt 353 指標 10小時前

Damn that was pretty funny. Sometimes I love Russ sometimes he frustrates me. But this is great.

湖人球迷：威少這也太逗了。我對他也算是又愛又恨了，但這次他幹得真不錯

[–]Warriorslolathon234 200 指標 9小時前

Man, I wonder what KD would be like if he had Westbrook"s intensity/attitude. He"d probably score 50 points in the first half of his 1st game and then suffer a career ending injury trying to dunk over the opponents entire team from the FT line

勇士球迷：威少的性格和拼勁給KD那就好玩了啊。估計他第一場比賽就能半場拿50分，然後下半場想從罰球線同時隔扣對面5個人的時候受傷，直接生涯報銷。

[–]Thunderthetrain23 115 指標 8小時前

Ironically enough... this almost happened a couple years ago. In an OKC vs GSW game. In Oracle.

KD put up like 30 in the first half and was looking like he was going for 70, then suffered an injury right before halftime and was knocked out for a few weeks.

雷霆球迷：幾年前類似的事還真發生過。是場雷霆客場作戰勇士的比賽。

KD上半場就飆了30分，估計是奔著70去的，結果半場結束前直接傷了，還休了幾周。

[–]Thundertreemeista 41 指標 7小時前

That season was such a bummer.

雷霆球迷：那個賽季可惜了啊。

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[–][BKN] Jeremy Lintajemniczyptak 88 指標 9小時前

There』s not many players for whom I truly believe that but Russ really does bring the full force of his hate and musculature to every game

籃網球迷：我覺得聯盟里永遠這麼全力以赴打球的還真沒幾個，威少可以算一個

[–]Hawkswhat_the_mess 499 指標 10小時前

I』ll never be as cool as Westbrook

老鷹球迷：我是永遠不會像威少這麼酷了。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantbelieveINCHRIS 188指標 9小時前

It』s easy when you the current MVP and you have a savage approach to just about everything

湖人球迷：如果你是現役MVP而且對一切都好狠的話其實還蠻容易這麼酷的

[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 184 指標 9小時前

I mean he definitely couldn"t pull off his attitude if he was a bad baskeball player

勇士球迷：這性格如果球技爛的話肯定是沒戲了。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanTypeM 229 指標 9小時前

Imagine some scrub pulling up in a Westbrook outfit and talking this kind of shit to reporters he would be a laughing stock.

猛龍球迷：如果一個渣渣穿著威少品味的衣服對著記者懟怕不是要被笑死。

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[賽後]雷霆125-105勇士，威少34+9+9，喬治38+5+6，安東尼傷退，杜蘭特33+6

[Post Game Thread] The Oklahoma City Thunder (31-24) defeat the Golden State Warriors (41-13), 125 - 105

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[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 151 指標 16 分鐘前

威少表情包+1。。你們兩隊千萬要在季後賽碰上啊。

這是個汰漬廣告[譯註2]

[譯註2]模仿今年超級碗上汰漬的廣告

騙你的啦

格林表情包+1

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[–]Raptors905UserNotFound 88 指標 13 分鐘前

圖片文字：

圖一：如何成為一個出色的裁判

圖二：1）吹好哨

2）別XJB吹

圖三：MMP，我要是看過就好了。

[–]Pelicanshak091 35 指標 14 分鐘前

r/nba: "REF YOU SUCK, REF YOU SUCK"

鵜鶘球迷：看完比賽的JR：裁判太菜了

[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 20 指標 12 分鐘前

Well they did

雷霆球迷：是挺菜的

[–]packersSB53champs 3 指標 12 分鐘前

Especially the chick

尤其是那個女裁判

[–]Thunderlacrorear 38 指標 14 分鐘前

That was the worst officiated game I』ve ever seen

雷霆球迷：這是我看過的吹得最爛的比賽了

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[–][BKN] Mehmet OkurMisterBellic 172 指標 11 分鐘前

[–][OKC] Nick Collisonhomefree122 99 指標 12 分鐘前

2-0 versus the Warriors this season. Both blow outs. Coincidence??

雷霆球迷：這賽季打勇士2-0了！全都打花了，是巧合吧？

[–]LakersJayveesac 51 指標 10 分鐘前

The Thunder"s length are causing a lot of problems for Golden State

湖人球迷：雷霆太大隻勇士有點吃不下去啊。

[–]ThunderAhmedCrackerJack 70 指標 9 分鐘前

Length of dicks? Because PG long dicked Zaza and KD tonight

雷霆球迷：28的大隻？今天喬治干爆了KD和帕楚里亞啊。

[–]Knicksthreekingmodest101 25 指標 12 分鐘前

Zaza 5 fouls in a row. LMAO fucking trash.

尼克斯球迷：渣渣今天連續5個犯規啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–][GSW] Baron Davisjetveritech 17 指標 10 分鐘前

Not a lot of Warrior fans will agree with me but that"s a problem if I"ve seen one

勇士球迷：看起來是個問題，可惜大部分勇士球迷不這麼認為。

[–][OKC] Domantas SabonisIncaseAce 8 指標 7 分鐘前

Maybe our defense is actually pretty good.

雷霆球迷：也許我們的防守是真好。

[–]Lebrongame6 39 指標 12 分鐘前

Somebody get Avery Bradley on the Thunder

快把布拉德利送到雷霆去吧。

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[–]ThunderTheBreakingBadPizza 97 指標 12 分鐘前

I do not understand this team

雷霆球迷：這隊真迷。

[–][OKC] Domantas SabonisIncaseAce 26 指標 9 分鐘前

Lose 4 straight to teams without their best players(some)

Beat the warriors in Oracle

Nope

雷霆球迷：對面球星有傷的隊我可以連輸四場

滿員勇士的客場我偏要贏

沒毛病

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 28 指標 10 分鐘前

nobody does but I can"t wait for the post season. When the pace grinds ya"ll will capitalize

猛龍球迷：誰都看不懂，但是季後賽可好玩了啊。節奏慢下來的時候雷霆就抓住機會了

[–]ThunderSupercyclone20 72 指標 15 分鐘前

No Melo, no Robes, no problem.

Reminder that Klay and Dray were both voted in over PG as All-Stars.

Abrines made more 3』s than Curry.

Obligatory - Westbrook is easy to guard.

Discussion question: how did the refs do?

Just kidding they sucked.

雷霆球迷：沒甜瓜，沒羅伯森，沒問題。

克萊和格林可是全明星得票都超過PG的全明星啊。

阿夫里內斯的三分進的比庫里還多。

哦對了，「威少可好防了」

那麼問題來了：裁判今天發揮怎麼樣？

別問，好狠。

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[–]Warriorsnon13 66 指標 12 分鐘前*

Steven Adams is like the perfect anti-Warriors center: offensive rebounding, elite interior defense, fairly agile.

Iggy has been trash for too long and it"s kind of worrying. He provides literally no offensive value except as a back-up ball handler. And his defense is ok but nothing elite.

Honestly, imo, today"s GSW turnovers were mostly from elite OKC defense rather than just careless from GSW"s end. Paul George played stifling defense

Carmelo twisting his ankle actually helped OKC. He is clearly a black hole on offense and I"m confident the Warriors would"ve attacked him on defense every chance they could get.

勇士球迷：亞當斯這樣的中鋒真是勇士剋星啊。能拿進攻籃板，內線防守賊6，速度還挺快。

伊格達拉除了能作為替補持球以外進攻端已經廢了。防守端已經沒有以前那麼厲害了。他最近變菜的時間太長了，有點嚇人。

有句講句，今天勇士的失誤大部分都是因為雷霆防的好，不是勇士沒重視。泡椒的防守好狠。

甜瓜崴了腳踝其實是因禍得福。進攻端他有點球權黑洞，而且防守端還能被勇士重點針對。

[–]Rocketsjmbourn45 7 指標 8 分鐘前

Kinda glad Iggy decided to stay with the Warriors and only use the Rockets as leverage he looks horrible now.

火箭：現在一看，伊格達拉只是用火箭來跟勇士抬價真是太好了，這傢伙現在好菜。

[–]Rocketsgmann2k10 9 指標 10 分鐘前

Off-season was like being in the matrix. We dodged hella bullets.

火箭球迷：我們休賽期跟學了凌波微步一樣，躲了好多麻煩事啊。

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[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 15 指標 15 分鐘前