單打喬將加盟火箭如虎添翼，美JRs：等不及看火勇拼殺了

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單打喬將加盟，火箭如虎添翼，美JRs：等不及看火勇的全力拚殺了！

[Wojnarowski] Joe Johnston commits to signing with Rockets on Monday when waivers clear

喬-約翰遜承諾在周一買斷完成後加盟火箭，Woj報道。

[Charania] Sources: The Houston Rockets have emerged as leaders to sign Joe Johnson after he completes buyout with Sacramento.

消息人士透露，在喬-約翰遜與國王完成買斷後，休斯頓火箭領跑對他的爭奪，Charania報道。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmt52 1152 points 6 hours ago

I really hope Rockets and Warriors meet full strength in the playoffs, would be a hell of a series

我真心希望火箭和勇士能以完整的陣容在季後賽對撞，這輪季後賽會像火星撞地球一樣的。

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 829 points 6 hours ago

I really hope the nuggets knock out the warriors in the first round so we don"t even have to face them. Do it for Deke!

火箭球迷：我真心希望掘金在第一輪就把勇士放倒，這樣我們就連勇士的面都不用碰了。就當是給穆托姆博一個面子吧[譯註1]！

[譯註1]：穆托姆博在1991年被掘金選中，並曾帶領掘金上演黑八奇蹟，在季後賽擊敗頭號種子西雅圖超音速。而火箭則是穆托姆博效力的最後一支球隊。

[–]Rocketsjheezecheezewheeze 332 points 5 hours ago

Would love to see nuggets- warriors, thunder-warriors and then rockets-warriors

火箭球迷：我很想看掘金對勇士，雷霆對勇士，然後火箭對勇士。

[–]Wizardsburninator3343 258 points 5 hours ago

Lmao of course you would

哈哈哈你是火箭球迷啊，你當然想看這個了。

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 238 points 5 hours ago

He then forgot rockets-raptors

火箭球迷：然而他忘了總決賽的火箭對猛龍。

[–]Wizardsburninator3343 95 points 5 hours ago

I don"t think you guys realize how dope it"d be if the Raps won the title this year. They"re so so much fun to watch rn

我覺得你們這幫傢伙沒意識到，如果猛龍今年能贏下總冠軍會有多帶感。現在看他們打球實在是太享受了。

[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 145 points 5 hours ago

Rockets Raptors is the finals we all deserve

猛龍球迷：火箭猛龍總決見，我們的努力都配得上這個。

[–]Thundershastrinihar602 50 points 5 hours ago*

I feel like the thunder could beat the warriors but then I dont think they can beat the rockets, would be too gassed and rockets have too much firepower and the thunder don"t play the same against the rockets as they do against the warriors.

雷霆球迷：我有種感覺，雷霆能擊敗勇士，然而我不覺得他們能戰勝火箭，會太精疲力竭，而火箭的火力又那麼強勁。再說了，雷霆打火箭不會像打勇士那麼來勁的。

[–]LakersChuy_3 59 points 3 hours ago

why would they be gassed after 4 games?

雷霆直接四場就橫掃了，何談精疲力竭啊？TX

[–]Netslazypugfilms 396 points 6 hours ago

This ain』t a scene it』s a god damn arms race

這不是過場表演，這一場特么的軍備競賽[譯註2]。

[譯註2]：出自打倒男孩樂隊（Fall Out Boy）的歌曲。

[–]RocketsAndreAggiesi80 35 points 4 hours ago

Gimme some Tony Allen please

火箭球迷：請給我再上一道托尼-阿倫，謝謝。

[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 36 points 7 hours ago

Man, we have way too many good players on our team now. No ones gonna get the minutes they deserve. Tarik Black is probably gone after his best game of the season too

火箭球迷：媽呀，我們現在隊里有太多太多好球員了。他們的上場時間會被迫壓縮的。同時，塔里克-布萊克剛剛打出他的賽季最好比賽，怕是馬上就要離隊了:(

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 23 points 6 hours ago

Nah black and nene will keep alternating as back ups for us and I kinda like it. Not everybody may play every game but with our vets they all stay keyed in and healthy

火箭球迷：不，布萊克和內內都會作為我們的內線輪換替補留隊的，我覺得這挺好。不是每個人每場比賽都有出場機會，但有老兵們在，他們全都能保持專註、保持健康的。

[–]RaptorsButtsmuggler69 183 points 6 hours ago

It"s interesting that the rockets are such an iso heavy team considering Dantoni traditional offense

火箭現在成了一支單打比重如此之大的球隊，再想想德安東尼以前常用的進攻套路，這會很有趣的。

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 137 points5 hours ago

Kinda what makes it so scary. Almost everybody has the ability to score one on one and if a player gets too committed just find the cutter or open man. Plus our screens wreck havoc on defenses

火箭球迷：這可以說是火箭的可怕之處了。幾乎隊里所有人都有一對一得分的能力，如果一名球員被防得太死，把球交給切入的或者空位的球員就行。另外，我們的擋拆對防守殺傷巨大。

[–]RaptorsDaPhoToss 66 points 5 hours ago

Exactly, last year it kinda felt like the Rockets were a one-trick pony but this year they』re so much better with a lot more in their arsenal while still keeping the same identity

說到點子上了，上賽季的火箭有點像是一招鮮，然而這賽季他們大幅補強，武器庫里的花樣多了不少，卻依然保持了球隊整體的一致性。

[–][LAL] D"Angelo Russellthreeangelo 68 points 4 hours ago

I think it helps that Chris Paul』s midrange game is so good. We all know the midrange is the least efficient shot in itself but having one of the best ever at it really unlocks a dynamic offense for the whole team

我覺得克里斯-保羅逆天的中距離投射對火箭也大有幫助。我們都知道中距離投籃效率最低，但當你有一個歷史頂級的中距離投手在陣中時，你就解鎖了整個球隊的動態進攻。

[–]Rocketsmedical_cat 74 points 5 hours ago

Midrange is only inefficient in the long term. Down one with 5 seconds left it doesn』t matter that a 3 is worth more than 2. Chris Paul shooting a midrange pull up is probably our best shot at that point

火箭球迷：中距離只是在放眼長遠時效率低下。落後1分且比賽只剩5秒時，沒人會在乎3分比2分更有價值的。在這種情形下，保羅的中距離跳投會是我們的最佳選擇。

[–]cuddlebby 8 points 4 hours ago

Or James Harden shooting a step back midrange pull up

或者哈登來一個中距離後撤步跳投。

[–]SpursModsEmbezzleMoney 663 points 7 hours ago

Who is Joe Johnston

喬-約翰斯頓是哪位啊[譯註3]？

[譯註3]：原文標題誤把「喬-約翰遜（Joe Johnson）」拼成了「喬-約翰斯頓（Joe Johnston）」。

[–][BOS] Larry Birdokoloshipapokokoshi 139 points 7 hours ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Johnston

喬-約翰斯頓是一名美國電影導演，以前曾擔任過特效指導。著名代表作有《侏羅紀公園3》、《十月的天空》以及2011年的《美國隊長》等片。

[–]SpursModsEmbezzleMoney 120 points 7 hours ago

"The Rocketeer (1991)"

1991年，他導演了《火箭手（The Rocketeer）》。

[–][DET] Ben WallaceHelmet_Touch_ 18 points 5 hours ago

How perfect that the director of The Rocketeer is signing with The Rockets

《火箭手》的導演簽約火箭，這會是多麼完美啊。

[–]RocketsLowKeyE0915 120 points 7 hours ago

Anyone saying he』s been trash and won』t do well with us take this into consideration: he was with D』Antoni with the suns so he』s gonna be comfortable, we have a way of rejuvenating veterans (and role players careers), we have a great medical staff, and our team maximizes iso efficiency because of all the spacing. IM FUCKIN HYPE!!

火箭球迷：任何說喬-約翰遜是個融入不了火箭的辣雞的人，都應該想想：他在德安東尼的那支太陽待過，那時他如魚得水，我們有辦法讓老兵（和角色球員）煥發第二春，我們有優秀的醫療團隊，而且我們能拉開空間，讓單打的效率最大化。不管你們說什麼，反正我已經嗨爆了！

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 90 points 7 hours ago

Most of this sub was too young when joe was on that suns team to remember what a beast he was in that system.

這個論壇上的人畢竟還太年輕，不知道當年約翰遜在太陽體系里是一頭何等殘暴的野獸。

[–]RocketsLowKeyE0915 35 points 7 hours ago

Bro I remember vividly. I』m ecstatic if he』s even half of that. His role isn』t gonna be major but he can definitely be a deciding factor down the stretch of games.

火箭球迷：老哥我可還記得清清楚楚。他要是能有當年狀態的一半，我就要狂喜亂舞了。他不會負責挑大樑，但他絕對可以成為比賽的決定因素。

[–]ThunderJohnCavil 23 points 7 hours ago

It"s just a roll of the dice. He might be washed up, but if he gets hot one game then it"s all worth it in the playoffs. You always wanna sign these types of hit and miss guys if you"re a contender.

這就跟搖骰子看運氣似的。他可能已經不復當年，但只要他季後賽能爆發一場，那就穩賺不虧了。這樣狀態起起伏伏但易燃易爆炸的傢伙，總是會受到爭冠球隊歡迎的。

[–]RaptorsRaptorer 389 points 8 hours ago*

So, we have an answer to the question of who』ll take tee last shot when the game is on the line

Harden

Chris Paul

Joe Jesus ??

猛龍球迷：所以，對於比賽最後誰來最後一投這事兒，我們可算有了個答案。

哈登

保羅

喬-約翰遜爸爸??

[–]Kingszeriloa 774 points 8 hours ago

Will Isolation Joseph even break their rotation in the playoffs?

然而單打喬能在季後賽擠進火箭的輪換么？

[–]NetsNYG10 84 points 6 hours ago

He』ll play 30 seconds at the end of games and average 4 points

他會每場結束時打個30秒鐘，然後場均4分的。

[–]Thunderlacrorear 400 points 8 hours ago

He』s good for at least one playoff win a year so that would be huge for them

他沒那麼糟，他每賽季至少還能幫球隊拿下一場季後賽勝利，這對火箭意義重大。

[–]CelticsIanCaesars 103 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, I don"t get Rockets fans whining about it. He was good in playoffs last year, he can clicks in this year too.

是啊，我不懂為何火箭球迷對此牢騷滿腹。他去年季後賽打得不錯，他今年也沒問題的。

[–]Rocketsrisinglotus 142 points 8 hours ago

There are Rockets fans complaining about it?

火箭球迷：牢騷滿腹？還有這事？

[–]NBAkonyinsertyearhere 37 points 8 hours ago

We already knew this, Shams!

Shams你太遲了，我們早就知道啦！

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