怎樣反擊懟人秀優越？跟著《生活大爆炸》的謝爾頓學學，他有哪些蠢萌賤賤的金句？

One cries because oneis sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.

一個人哭，是因為這個人感到悲傷。我哭，是因為其他人都太蠢了，這讓我很悲傷。

No, no I"m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once.

不，不，我在聽。只是我需要一點時間，來處理這麼多愚蠢的信息。

I never said that you"re not good at what you do. It"s just that what you do is not worth doing.

我從來沒有說，你並不擅長於你所做的工作。只是，你做的事情根本不值得去做。

Interesting. You』re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

有意思，你害怕昆蟲和女人。七星瓢蟲（Ladybugs）應該會把嚇成神經病吧

Howard: You know, I"m really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.

Sheldon: Why?

Howard: Once you"re fluent, you"ll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

你知道嗎，我很開心你決定開始學漢語了。

為什麼

因為你一旦學流利了，你就有10億人可以去煩他們了，而不是我一個。

Sheldon: I can"t give a speech.

Howard: No, you"re mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can"t do is shut up.

我不能去演講。

不，你錯了。你總是在演講。你沒法做的是閉嘴。

I"m not crazy; my mother had me tested.

我沒瘋，我媽帶我測試過。

嗯，他媽媽也覺得他是個瘋子

Hard as this may be to believe, it』s possible that I』m not boyfriend material.

儘管這令人難以置信，但的確有可能，我並不是一塊男朋友的料。

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