盤點球員尷尬事：庫里秀肌肉回頭就被放倒，霍華德當記者面尬聊

盤點球員尷尬事：庫里秀肌肉回頭就被放倒，霍華德當記者面尬聊

各位JRs見過球員們在場上或場下做過最尷尬的事兒是什麼？

大家最好能提供一下鏈接什麼的。

我覺得最尷尬的事兒莫過於庫里在對陣快船的比賽中完成了上籃然後怒秀肌肉，之後的防守回合里他被前來擋拆的小喬丹撞倒在地。（如配圖）

當然，我們也不能忘記丹尼-格林發布的在柏林大屠殺紀念碑前的愚蠢自拍。

 What"s the cringiest thing a player has done on or off the court?

Try to include links if you can.

My vote goes to Steph Curry flexing after a layup VS the Clippers, then running into a DJ screen.

Of course, we can"t forget about Danny Green and the Holocaust

[–]Celticsrebirthandrecover 214 指標 4小時前

Dwight Howard denying to the media that he attempted to have SVG fired literally right after Stan told the media that it was true.

德懷特-霍華德向媒體否認了他試圖讓球隊炒掉教練斯坦-范甘迪，而就在這之前，大范告訴媒體這是事實。

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 61 指標 3小時前

Omg that press conference. Poor Stan

我的天老爺一想起來那個新聞發布會我就渾身起雞皮疙瘩。可憐的大范。

[–]Celticsrebirthandrecover 28 指標 3小時前

Yeah but on the plus side... it was pretty hilarious

沒錯，但是從看熱鬧的角度來說，還是挺滑稽的。

[–]WarriorsVP_Linda_Green 50 指標 3小時前

[–]Supersonicslady-grinning-soul 28 指標 3小時前

One of the most awkward videos I"ve seen. Dwight putting his arm around SVG and acting all smug with the journalists while berating their "sources", jesus

這絕對是我看過最尷尬的視頻之一了。德懷特用胳膊摟住大范，然後在記者們面前裝出笑容，一副吊吊的嘴臉，否認記者們的「線報」，真是尷尬絕了。

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 23 指標 3小時前

The best part is when he gets Jameer Nelson"s attention as if to say "hey look at me lol"

Fuck Dwight

最精彩的部分就是當他喊了一嗓子賈米爾-尼爾森，好像在對他說「嘿，看我這兒哈哈我這鬧呢」

去你的霍華德。

[–]CavaliersCavsDaddy 276 指標 4小時前

Holy fuck that Danny Green one is awful

我擦嘞，丹尼格林這個真是糟糕透了。

[–][SAS] Tony ParkerLocalPharmacist 56 指標 3小時前

[Danny Green and the Holocaust]

My new band name.

【丹尼格林和大屠殺】

我已經給我的樂隊想好新名字了！

[–]RocketsTheBrownMamba1997 133 指標 3小時前*

#holocaust lmaooooooo

「#大屠殺 笑死人了哈哈哈。」

[–]GrizzliesDazed___Confused 28 指標 3小時前

What"s he doing?

格林當時腦子裡想的是啥啊？

[–]RamiiNoodles 128 指標 3小時前

It one time lol

人的一輩子得做一次這件事啊，哈哈哈哈。

[–]WarriorsVP_Linda_Green 61 指標 3小時前

he had too

他也必須去做這件事啊。

[–][POR] Steve BlakeUrinetosh 46 指標 3小時前

????YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM????

「你知道的，我必須要對他們做這件事。」[譯註1]

 [譯註1]丹尼-格林在柏林大屠殺紀念碑前自拍並配文：「你知道的，我必要這樣做一次，哈哈哈#大屠殺」

[–]ThunderTyrone_Lue 165 指標 4小時前*

Ricky Davis shooting at his own basket to get a triple-double

Bonus: Primo Pasta hilarious dunk attempt

里基-戴維斯為了得到三雙的數據往自己的籃筐上投籃！

上個福利：「義大利飛人」巴尼亞尼的隔人暴扣。

[–]Sunsnotouchmypeterson 36 指標 3小時前

Westbrook nods

威斯布魯克欣慰的點了點頭。

[–][HOU] Kostas PapanikolaouAkkuron 17 指標 2小時前

Nah, Westbrook might like his triple-doubles, but he"s a master at getting them. This is the exact opposite of Westbrook, Ricky has no idea how to get a damn rebound.

火箭球迷：不是吧，威斯布魯克可能對三雙數據有著執念，但是他的確是個拿三雙數據的大師。而這一點裡基-戴維斯就相形見絀了，他完全不知道該怎樣抓下一個該死的籃板。

[–][CLE] Kevin LoveLeKing_James[S] 8 指標 3小時前

Andray Blatche again

說到刷三雙，就不得不提這個男人了：安德雷-布拉奇。

[–][WAS] Tom GugliottaPMmePICSofBAGELS 18 指標 4小時前

Andray Blatche"s entire life during his Wizards stint

奇才球迷：布拉奇在奇才隊效力期間的全部精華都在這兒了。

英文鏈接：布拉切為自己招妓辯解：她穿的不像妓X女啊。還有其他精彩黑料>>

https://deadspin.com/5963625/she-was-not-dressed-as-a-prostitute-and-other-highlights-from-the-time-andray-blatche-invited-two-radio-hosts-to-tell-him-how-awful-he-is

[–][OKC] álex Abrinesthuggyt 60 指標 4小時前

Adam Morrison awkwardly high five-ing a guy on the other team

亞當-莫里森尷尬地和對手擊掌。

[–]LakersAmiibo_Dallas 55 指標 2小時前

Adam Morrison came about 4 years too early for his inherent meme-ness to be properly appreciated.

湖人球迷：亞當-莫里森真是生錯了時代啊！晚上個四年，他這個造梗機器就會被人民群眾們所賞識了！

[–]Lakersdingofarmer2004 14 指標 2小時前

My god. The Morrison memes would be mana from the gods

湖人球迷：圍繞莫里森衍生出的梗絕對會橫掃互聯網。

[–]PelicansConsumedAM 163 指標 4小時前*

Curry missing every shot for cancer charity

庫里在為Craig Sager的癌症基金會募捐時投丟了所有的球。

[–]Kingssactownproud 61 指標 3小時前

Still feel like it was a terrible idea to have him do this like it』s some layup for him.

我還是感覺讓庫里投中場三分是個很糟糕的主意，人們是不是覺得庫里投中場三分和上籃一樣容易啊？

[–]CavaliersAreYouASmartGuy 49 指標 3小時前

exactly

I know its fucking Steph Curry but a halfcourt shot is still fucking really low percentage.

沒錯。我知道這是歷史級神射手庫里，但是從半場位置投籃的命中率還是相當低的啊。

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 22 指標 3小時前

I was watching this with my dad, every time he missed my dad exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" Louder and louder. Poor Steph

我當時和我老爹一起看的直播，每次庫里投丟了之後我爹就喊「耶穌奶奶個腿的！」聲音還越喊越大。可憐的庫里啊。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamessilkkthechakakhan 49 指標 3小時前

Lmao I can』t watch this again

哈哈哈哈我真的不能再看這個了！

[–][GSW] Wilt ChamberlainAMarsalisPosey 21 指標 3小時前

Lmaooooo this shit hurts.

勇士球迷：啊哈哈哈哈，看這視頻真扎心。

[–]Mane9867 74 指標 3小時前

Curry actually was missing on purpose because he』s anti-sager and anti-sager bimbo wife since they』re both scumbags

庫里其實是故意投丟的，因為他討厭Sager和他的妻子，因為他們都是人渣，TX。

[–]Hawksjeanralphiosuppertim 30 指標 3小時前

And also pro-cancer

而且庫里支持癌症哦，TX。

[–]BullsAestheticMoves30 93 指標 4小時前

Michael Ruffin throwing the ball in the air only for Morris Peterson to send it to OT

邁克爾-魯芬把球扔到半空中，結果莫里斯-皮特森接住了球然後扳平比分，將比賽拖入加時。

[–][WAS] Caron Butler360Angel90 11 指標 3小時前

Why must you bring these terrible memories back lmao

奇才球迷：這是造了什麼孽，你為啥要喚醒我們這段糟糕的記憶！

[–]ktsai1102 16 指標 3小時前

and the Raptors won it

最騷的是，猛龍最後贏了這場比賽。

[–]Raptorsdcarson10 13 指標 1小時前

It hurt them in the long run. Had Washington won, the Raptors would have faced them in the playoffs and Arenas and Butler or Jamison were both injured. Instead they faced a hot New Jersey team and Vince feasted on his former team for the first round upset (which most experts were predicting anyways). If Mo Pete doesn"t hit that shot, the Raptors are at least in the second round that year.

猛龍球迷：其實這場勝利從長遠的角度來說傷害了我們。如果讓奇才贏球的話，猛龍就可能在季後賽面對他們了，而且奇才的阿里納斯和巴特勒（或者是賈米森）都受傷了。然而我們最後面對的是新澤西籃網，文斯-卡特在首輪血虐老東家（大多數專家也是這樣預測的）。如果皮特森當時沒有投中這個球，那猛龍這一年至少是能進入季後賽第二輪的。

[–]Lakersgizayabasu 321 指標 4小時前

KD and Twitter.

當然是KD和他推特上的那些破事兒了。

[–]RocketsHakeemTheDreamShake 123 指標 4小時前

Everything Kevin Durant does on social media

不只是推特啊，是凱文-杜蘭特在社交網路平台做的所有事兒。

[–]ParkBaller13 56 指標 4小時前

I think the Instagram stuff was worse

還是覺得他在Instagram上做的事情更沒有下限。

[–]zargggggg 15 指標 3小時前

What"s the Instagram stuff?

老哥講講，發生啥事？

[–]ParkBaller13 111 指標 3小時前

Basically he called a 15 year old a bitch 20 times, told him to give up on basketball, and berated him for living with his mother.

It was later discovered that that account belonged to kd when his brother tagged him in a family photo at the beach.

基本上是他管一個15歲的孩子喊了20多次「婊砸」，讓他放棄打籃球，然後還用他和媽媽一起住來取笑他。

後來人們發現這個賬戶是屬於杜蘭特的，因為有一次在海灘上的家庭合影里，他兄弟給他加了標籤。

[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 50 指標 3小時前

he went after a highchooler who was shitting on him on instagram.

在Instagram上KD被一個高中生噴了，然後他就找到那個高中生的賬號噴了回去。

[–]Cooljo 72 指標 3小時前

"Your little ass ain"t playing varsity, u better start rapping lmaooo"

Not gonna lie that shit"s hilarious.

「你個小渣渣連大學校隊都進不去，還是去當個說唱歌手吧哈哈哈哈哈」

不得不說，這句話還是很戳我笑點的。

[–]RaptorsMasai-Ujiri 50 指標 2小時前

It』s funny but it』s a near 30 yr old posting after winning finals mvp. He』s so insecure.

的確是很搞笑，但這是個快30歲的成年男子在贏得總決賽MVP之後發的東西。他真是太缺少安全感了。

[–][BKN] Mehmet OkurMisterBellic 230 指標 4小時前

文字大概內容就是微博和朋友常見的勵志雞湯文，詹姆斯在跟鏡子中的自己對話。

[–]Timberwolvesminneapolisboy 58 指標 3小時前

LeAngst

勒焦慮。

[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 59 指標 4小時前

Hahahaha

哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]Celticspvx_ 20 指標 3小時前

Yikes

辣眼…

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 33 指標 4小時前

SHEESH

嘖嘖。

[–][DET] Darko MilicicCHARLESBRINK 17 指標 3小時前

lmao so corny

哈哈哈這雞湯文有點土的啊。

[–]BullsTheLonelyRedPanda 23 指標 3小時前

Really just anything LeBron posts on social media

勒布朗在社交媒體上發布的東西都很讓人尷尬。

[–]Cavaliersaznhoopster 8 指標 2小時前

Corniest dude alive, sometimes it can be funny though

騎士球迷：勒布朗絕對是地球上最老土的人了！但是有時候這也挺有趣的。

[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 49 指標 3小時前

When you"re the greatest in the game I guess you"re allowed to be the cringiest too lol

當你是最出色的籃球運動員時，我猜你是有權利成為尬出天際的人哈哈哈哈。

[–]Lakerssheeeeeez 8 指標 2小時前

The funniest part is that he had someone else (his wife) take the picture for him lol

這張圖最秀的是勒布朗讓別人（他的老婆）拍下的這張照片，哈哈哈哈哈！

[–]RaptorsTreChomes 7 指標 1小時前

"Savannah move over to the right... No I can still see you. Ok good. 1 second let me make the face."

「薩瓦娜你往右邊稍微挪一點…這樣不行我還是能看到你。Ok，這樣就可以啦。稍等一下，讓我擺出個酷酷的造型哈。」

[–]TheParquetPosse 52 指標 4小時前

Ray Allen"s weird ass tweet

雷-阿倫和他那個巨特么詭異的推特。

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonthe_great_brandini 16 指標 3小時前

aw god dude that shit was so cringy

哎呦我的天啊，那可是真的尷尬。

[–]CelticsAdolfOliverNipplez 11 指標 3小時前

I was looking for this once I read the title. Definitely belongs in the NBA Social Media Hall of Fame, along with the Deandre Jordan Emojis and Draymond Green"s dick.

當我看到這帖子的標題我就在找看有沒有人提到雷-阿倫的這事兒。這絕對應該入選NBA社交媒體名人堂，和小喬丹的Emoji表情大戰以及德雷蒙德-格林的丁日一起入選。

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 9 指標 3小時前

Link?

老鐵給個鏈接唄？

[–]TheParquetPosse 56 指標 3小時前

"I"m getting there. When u masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue" he tweeted this. I"m guessing he meant to dm someone.

「我就快要到那兒了。當你自慰的時候想像一下我的舌頭或者你的*河蟹*，然後再想像一下我的丁日和舌頭。」他發了這個。我猜他應該是要私信給別人的。

 https://deadspin.com/5433821/ray-allen-is-having-some-issues-with-twitter

[–][NYK] Dikembe MutomboStupidScientist 2 指標 3小時前

This is the one social media related incident I can believe was actually caused by a hacker

每次名人社交媒體上出事都往黑客上賴，但這次我真的覺得是黑客乾的。

[–]KnicksThePassionOfKristaps 10 指標 4小時前

Oh he was hacked? I thought it was a DM that was accidentally tweeted

哦？他賬號被黑了嘛？我覺得是想發私信結果不小心發成了推特。

[–]RaptorsMasai-Ujiri 17 指標 3小時前

it was a DM lol. Dude fucked up

肯定是想發私信啊哈哈哈哈。老哥玩兒脫了。

[–]jeorjhejerome 17 指標 3小時前

Anthony Davis" video in College is pretty disturbing

安東尼-戴維斯大學時期和隊友玩♂游♂戲的這個視頻還是讓人感到不適的。

[–]MavericksLoneMav 9 指標 3小時前

Michael Beasley rubbing Anthony Tollivers(?) Knee as if it were his own

邁克爾-比斯利揉安東尼-托利弗的膝蓋那次，就彷彿後者的膝蓋長在自己身上一樣。

[–]TimberwolvesTB7_aka_StopNPop 9 指標 4小時前

The Doug Christie saga

道格-克里斯蒂那檔子事。

[–]CBCN 4 指標 1小時前

Wasn"t there a poster on r/nba years ago who unearthed the fetish porn video Christie made with his wife?

Found it!

好幾年前在Reddit論壇里看見過一個帖子，那個樓主無意間挖掘到了克里斯蒂和他老婆一起拍攝戀物癖的*河蟹*？

我找到啦！

鏈接：美國JR發帖哭訴自己的人生被一個片子毀了：克里斯蒂被老婆當馬騎，如揮鞭縱橫沙場>>

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/4q66ef/i_have_a_repressed_memory_of_former_sacramento/?st=JD9FBREN&sh=3e6344b2

[–]Grizzliestrump_2-0_1-6 168 指標 4小時前

Draymond flexing and yelling and one after making a wide open layup with no one around

德雷蒙德-格林在空無一人的情況下上空籃命中，怒秀肌肉並且大喊「加罰！」

[–]KnicksWillConway2016 70 指標 4小時前

Carlos Boozer every time he made a layup lol

卡洛斯-布澤爾每次完成上籃的樣子哈哈哈哈！

[–][TOR] Chauncey Billupslivelaughloaft 49 指標 3小時前

AUUUGHHHHHH AND ONE FUCK

「啊啊啊啊！2+1！草！」

[–]LakersCutLonzosHair2017 141 指標 4小時前

Paul Pierce pooped his pants during the Finals.

湖人球迷：保羅-皮爾斯在總決賽的時候拉褲子了。[譯註1]

[譯註1]皮爾斯2008年總決賽曾上演被輪椅推下球場後王者歸來的情節，但後面有人猜疑看起來那麼嚴重的傷病根本不可能前一秒痛苦欲絕後一秒活蹦亂跳。並推出了NBA歷史上最有意思的陰謀論之一：皮爾斯實際上是拉褲子了，跟工作人員聯合演了齣戲去廁所換褲子。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideErectusPenor 69 指標 4小時前

He also posted a .jpg of an emoji on twitter

皮爾斯還在推特上發了張emoji表情的jpg格式圖片。

[–]Timberwolvesminneapolisboy 64 指標 3小時前

Gobert"s response never gets old

戈貝爾的回復亮了。

（圖片中文字：保羅-皮爾斯剛剛是用掌機發的推特吧哈哈）

[–]TheParquetPosse 40 指標 4小時前

What about losing by 39 in the finals to the guy who pooped his pants?

在總決賽輸給拉褲子的人39分感覺如何？

[–]Lakersnice_kitchen 39 指標 3小時前

Yeah no he pooped his pants dude

湖人球迷：還好吧，畢竟他拉褲子了哈哈。

[–]Pistonsholographic_meatloaf 20 指標 3小時前

This kid I went to middle school with shat his pants while going up for a layup in gym class. 15 years later he runs his own business and is VERY successful. I think he even just had a kid with his super hot wife, according to facebook.

I still only refer to him as the kid who shit his pants, so take that as you will 

我中學的時候跟一小孩打球，他上籃的時候拉褲子了。15年後的今天，他有了自己的事業而且非常非常的成功。看他的Facebook我覺得他和他熱辣性感的老婆應該剛有了孩子。

但是我還是會稱他為拉褲子的小孩，所以，你們知道大庭廣眾下拉褲子是什麼概念了吧。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 46 指標 4小時前

Twitter and KD

推特和KD。

[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 103 指標 4小時前

Almost everything that comes out of Kyries mouth

凱里-歐文嘴裡說出的每一句話。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 7 指標 4小時前

Steph Marbury eating vaseline.

史蒂芬-馬布里吃凡士林。

[–]CBCN 3 指標 1小時前

While streaming himself doing it live.

He also came on a show live while high and started taking about how he felt "close" to his sister. It was some wierd shit.

還是直播吃凡士林哦。

老馬還有一次呼高了上節目，開始說與自己的妹妹是多麼的「親密」。真的有點兒怪異。

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