騎士換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs將全隊YY成同人小說

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騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說

終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」

Cleveland Cavaliers general manager Koby Altman proudly waited outside the visiting locker room after the final buzzer to give LeBron James and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Injured forward Kevin Love yelled out, 「There you go! There you go.」 Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, 「We got an [expletive] squad now.」 And before James hit the locker room door, former NBA great Kevin Garnett hugged him and said, 「Y』all look so different.」

「歸根結底，我很享受和想要贏球、努力打球的人為伴，」詹姆斯說。「我知道我對隊友們的表現要求很高，但我也對自己嚴格要求。在客場之旅中，我們會盡自己所能打好比賽，儘力做好總冠軍的爭奪者，爭取又一個總冠軍。那就是我的心態。」

「At the end of the day, I like being around guys that want to win and work hard,」 James said. 「I know I demand a lot of excellence in my teammates. I demand it out of myself, too. On the road, we are going to play as well as we can and put ourselves in contention to compete for another championship. And that』s my mindset.」

新聞鏈接：騎士在對陣凱爾特人的比賽中煥然一新>>

https://theundefeated.com/features/cleveland-cavaliers-act-brand-new-against-boston-celtics-after-trade-deadline/

[–][WAS] Tom GugliottaPMmePICSofBAGELS 9286 指標 10小時前

This reads like NBA fanfic

這讀著就像NBA的同人小說。

[–]PacersMelliano 1729 指標 10小時前

Exactly what I thought

老鐵我剛想這麼說。

[–]WarriorsBk7 1611 指標 10小時前

I was waiting for the part where they all dropped their towels simultaneously before the steamy shower scene.

我等不及看他們在浴室撿肥皂之前一起脫掉浴巾的場面了。

[–]Hawksbraggpeak 2116 指標 9小時前*

「We got a f-king squad now,」 JR belted again

「咱現在這夥人真TMD像樣，」JR大聲呻吟道。

[–]Lakersoscarveli 1538 指標 9小時前

Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of pleasant surprise.

神射手凱爾-科沃爾露出了驚喜的表情。

[–]CavaliersAStormofSwines 1280 指標 9小時前

K Love said "There you go! There you go!!!"

凱文-樂福說道：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮」

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBrown-Crayon 1132 指標 9小時前

KG hugged LeBron again and said 「Y』all look so different」

KG再一次抱著勒布朗然後說：「你騎...真是變樣了啊」

Lebron repeated "I demand a lot of excellence in my teammates"

勒布朗重複著「我對隊友們的表現要求很高」。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 1092 指標 8小時前

Koby Altman proudly waited to give his new-look team an appreciated fist pounding.

科比-奧爾特曼自豪地等著和他的「煥然一新」球隊的成員們碰個拳。

[–]NBAFloatingB 437 指標 7小時前

"At the end of the day, I like being around guys"

「歸根結底，我喜歡和爺們兒們共處。」

[–]Hawkszneakers 4128 指標 10小時前*

This sounds like a r/nba fan fiction with 0 upvotes and 63 comments in 10 minutes

這聽著像一個NBA論壇上球迷寫的小說，發表十分鐘怒砍0推薦63個評論。

[–][CLE] Daniel Gibsonboogswald 1749 指標 9小時前

「Weehoo!」 said Cedi Osman, the energetic forward.

「要出來了」切迪-奧斯曼說道，一個「精」力充沛的前鋒。

[–][CLE] Andrew Bogut_SotiroD_ 354 指標 9小時前

There is too much focus in this thread to the title but I really suggest reading the article because there are some cool parts in there, specially about trade deadlines and all that. Like those:

騎士球迷：你們太關注這帖子的標題了，但我真心建議你們讀一讀文章，因為裡面有很多精彩的部分，特別是有關交易截止日的那些。像這樣的：

Late on the morning of Feb. 8, Cleveland acquired Hill from the Kings for guard Iman Shumpert as part of a three-team trade. And once a gleeful Hill got the call that the trade was done, he instantly engaged in a victory lap while holding his infant daughter.

2月8日早上的晚些時候，克利夫蘭以後衛香波特為籌碼，操作三方交易換來了國王隊的希爾。然後欣喜若狂的希爾接到電話得知交易完成後，他立馬抱著自己剛出生的小女兒繞著屋子走來走去。

「I had a newborn daughter a month ago,」 Hill said. 「I had my daughter in my arms, feeding her a bottle because she was a big chunky baby. And I get the call from my agent. I lifted the baby in my arms and ran around the house not out of disrespect, but out of excitement for a new opportunity.」

「一個月前我的女兒剛出生，」希爾說。「我把女兒抱在懷裡給她餵奶，因為她是個又胖又壯的寶寶。然後我接到了經紀人的電話。我用雙手把她舉到天上然後繞著屋子走來走去。這不是不尊重（國王），而是對一個新的機會感到欣喜若狂。」

Cavaliers forward Jeff Green called his agent just to make sure he wasn』t next before the 3 p.m. ET trade deadline arrived.

克利夫蘭的前鋒傑夫-格林打電話給經紀人，只為了確認在下午三點的交易截止日期到來時他不是下一個走人的。

「It was crazy. I』ve been part of a trade … , 」 Green said. 「That was crazy. My wife and I were sitting in the house and I was packing because we had a road trip. And I remember going to my bag and I came back, turned on the TV and it was the first trade, Isaiah. Damn. 『Let me text Isaiah.』 Then I got up and walked away for two minutes and [ESPN』s Adrian] Wojnarowski was talking about the I.T. trade and they said, 『Welp, we got another one for Cleveland. Then two seconds later, it was D-Wade. And then I text and said, 『Who』s next?,』 because, you never know.

「這很瘋狂。我也曾被交易過啊。」格林說道。「那太瘋狂了。我老婆和我坐在房間里，我正在收拾東西，因為我們要踏上客場之旅了。我記得自己走到行李旁邊然後走回來，打開電視，然後第一筆交易爆出來了，以賽亞。我的老天啊。『我得給以賽亞發個簡訊。』然後我站起身離開了兩分鐘，然後Woj正在談論IT的交易，接著他們說，『哇，克利夫蘭又做了一筆交易，我們來看一下細節。』兩秒鐘後，韋德的名字出現了。然後我又給韋德發了簡訊，然後我就嘀咕道，『誰是下一個呢？』因為啊，生活就像一盒巧克力，你永遠不知道下塊吃到的是什麼。」

「It was something that happened quick. It was crazy. But I』m happy with the guys we had. I text my agent Roger Montgomery and said, 『What the hell is happening?』 He said, 『It』s been crazy. But I think you』re good.』 By this time, it was almost 3 o』clock, so let』s get in this car and go to the plane.」

「一切發生得很突然，這太瘋狂了。但我很開心我們目前擁有的傢伙們。我給經紀人Roger Montgomery發了簡訊，我說， 『這特么到底發生什麼了？』他說，『一切都太瘋狂了。但我認為你安全了』那時幾乎已經三點了，所以我得快坐上車然後去趕飛機。」

[–]KnicksQuinnett 173 指標 9小時前

Gonna need a picture of George Hill"s big chunky baby.

我想看喬治-希爾嘴裡「又胖又壯的小女兒」的照片。

[–][CLE] Andrew Bogut_SotiroD_ 209 指標 9小時前

[–][PHI] Speedy Claxtonpackimop 173 指標 9小時前

....did I just get blue steeled by George Hill?

…喬治-希爾在對我擺blue steel[譯註1]的動作嗎？

[譯註1]：blue steel是一種拍照的動作，把你的嘴唇撅起來，把臉頰吸到嘴裡，然後再擺個 Surprise 的表情(瞪眼睛，提眉毛)。

[–][UTA] Donovan MitchellThe_Donovan 30 指標 8小時前

I love how he looks like he"s wearing a hospital gown like he just gave birth to that baby.

他穿著病號服的樣子就像是他剛剛生了個孩子一樣，哈哈有趣。

[–][CLE] J.R. Smithrompskee 2141 指標 10小時前

Shout out to Teflon Kevin Love for having players demand a fucking doctors note and then still being on the team when everyone giving him shit got shipped off

騎士球迷：必須要為鍋王凱文-樂福點贊，隊友竟然要求他出示醫生證明，然後當操蛋隊友都走了之後他依舊留在這裡。

[–]Spursomgscottlikewoah 901 指標 9小時前

Maybe it was really was IT.

可能真的是IT哦。

[–]HawksCreazD 959 指標 9小時前

It 100% had to have been either IT or Crowder.

我打包票是IT或克勞德。

[–][POR] C.J. McCollumTheGourmet9 126 指標 7小時前

IT admitted it was him, he just said he was simply asking, rather than accusing.

IT已經承認了，他只說自己是簡單地問一問，而不是控訴。

[–][CLE] J.R. Smithproblynotkevinbacon 838 指標 8小時前

Sure as hell wasn"t Derrick Rose lol

賭五毛肯定不是德里克-羅斯哈哈。

[–]HornetsBOATSANDHOEZ 222 指標 7小時前

Imagine Rose sitting there with a tiny bag of ice on his knee telling Kevin Love to suck it up

想像一下羅斯膝蓋上敷著冰袋坐在那裡讓凱文-樂福忍一時風平浪靜的場景。

[–][UTA] Kyle Korverwartortle87 543 指標 7小時前

Dont take that tone when speaking of Jazz legend D Rose

爵士球迷：提到爵士傳奇羅斯的時候語氣放尊重點。

[–]extremetangerine 112 指標 7小時前

When』s the tribute?

你爵什麼時候給羅斯放致敬視頻?

[–]Lakersonredditatworkagain 374 指標 8小時前

Instead they shipped everybody else off. Those clowns will be on their couches watching Love play deep into the playoffs. Good for Cleveland.

湖人球迷：騎士不但沒有試圖動樂福，而是把所有那些小丑都送走了。現在後者會在沙發上欣賞樂福在季後賽大殺特殺。克利夫蘭做了筆好買賣。

[–]LakersOgenki1978 227 指標 6小時前

Next few days, Kevin Love"s left hand magically heals and he talks about how it just felt better all of a sudden, like a 5" 9" 185 lb weight was lifted off it.

接下來的幾天，凱文-樂福的左手會神奇地癒合，然後他會談到為何如此迅速地長好時說，就像一個1.75米，84公斤重的傢伙[譯註2]從自己身上不翼而飛一樣。

[譯註2]：這裡暗指以賽亞-托馬斯有1.75米高，84公斤重。

[–]WingsLionsTigers 365 指標 9小時前

They traded away locker room cancers while bringing in young, hungry players. Hood, Clarkson, and Nance Jr can finally play some meaningful games for the first time in their career, and on the same team as LeBron, this team is only going to get better. Cavs are right back to the top team in the East, I don"t know how the Cavs front office pulled that off when every team in the league knew they were desperate.

他們交易走了更衣室毒瘤然後帶來了年輕、有饑渴感的球員。胡德、克拉克森和小南斯終於能打一些有真正意義的比賽了（季後賽），並且是和勒布朗同隊啊，這支球隊只會變得更好。

騎士隊重返東部之巔了。當聯盟中的所有球隊都清楚騎士已經被逼到牆角時，我不知道騎管是怎麼實現這些優質操作的。

[–]BullsHidingInMyCubicle 108 指標 8小時前

There was a lot of addition by subtraction this deadline as well. I think basketball has a lot of variability due to momentum and the chemistry of a team and the Cavs essentially fixed the bad mojo in 60 minutes during the deadline.

I also am super bullish on Hood being one of the largest difference makers for the Cavs. He is a 6"7 guard who can probably play the 3 as well. Having George Hill and Hood to start/backup the guard positions is going to be huge on the defensive side, as well as the offensive side of the ball.

「去即是補」也是這次騎士操作的重要部分啊。由於勢頭和球隊的化學反應，我認為籃球有很多的變數，本質上，騎士隊在截止日期來臨前一小時內解開了球隊的封印。

我同樣十分看好胡德會成為改變騎士隊的最大變數。他身高2米03也可以打三號位。讓喬治-希爾和胡德打首發/替補後衛對防守端的影響會很大，在進攻端也是一樣。

[–]TheNinjaPigeon 61 指標 8小時前

Don』t forget about Hill on defense, I think it』s arguably one of the biggest game changers for the Cavs. Teams were just flat out abusing IT.

LeBron can carry a lot of the offensive load, but he can』t do much by himself on D. The Cavs are in much better shape now on that end of the floor.

別忘了希爾在防守端的作用，我覺得他可以競爭騎士隊最重要的比賽改變者之一。小托馬斯還在的時候，其他球隊簡直是懟著他一個人欺負啊。

勒布朗能承擔起一大部分進攻責任，但他不能一個人在防守端做到太多。在防守端，騎士隊現在的陣容比之前強太多了。

[–]Cavaliersyuhanz 38 指標 7小時前

Bruhhh. There was a bunch of possessions in a row in the third quarter where it"s either George Hill showing his excellent individual defense or his rotations that were so on point forcing his teammates to actually follow and rotate properly as well.

It was so goddamn beautiful. Energy and effort is contagious. Even JR Smith is back to his reliable defense and at one point he sprinted towards the corner after they scored because Tatum was ahead of him.

騎士球迷：我的親娘啊。上場凱騎大戰第三節里有一串讓我著迷的事情，喬治-希爾展現出他出色的個人防守以及恰到好處的換防，迫使隊友參與其中並且防守輪轉效果顯著。

這一切太TM夢幻了。能量和努力是會傳染的。甚至JR-史密斯都找回了他靠譜的防守，有一次騎士得分後，JR瘋狂地向後場衝過去，就因為塔圖姆在他身前。

[–]yusbishyus 744 指標 10小時前

It"s easy to be positive when you win. Super interested to see what happens when they drop 2 or 3 straight.

贏球的時候自然皆大歡喜。我對他們連續輸掉兩三場比賽後的樣子超級期待。

[–]CavaliersNorka19 115 指標 9小時前

Doubt they even recover if they lose 2 straight, no one can comeback from that

騎士球迷：我覺得兩連敗之後我騎的這幫人信心就跨了！！！經歷了兩連敗的球隊誰還能恢復過來啊，打擊太大了！樓上你說是不？哈哈。

[–]Cavalierstapk69 650 指標 10小時前

Cavs about to finish the season 27-0

騎士隊接下來一波27連勝結束賽季。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamestmill23 382 指標 10小時前

43-0*

43勝0負（包含季後賽）。

[–][OKC] Kendrick Perkinstopofthecc 417 指標 8小時前

Cavs become so good that they retroactively win all their games and go 82-0

騎士變得超級優秀，逆轉時光，從頭贏下所有82場比賽。

[–]CavaliersWhatsoN0t 403 指標 10小時前

The boys are back. Good week for the Land

騎士球迷：騎士們回來了。克利夫蘭美好的一周。

[–]LakersJayveesac 155 指標 10小時前

Bad for the east

東部的噩夢。

[–]Celticsgamehead36 309 指標 10小時前

Shit I"ll take it if it raises the likelihood of the warriors losing the finals. They must be stopped at all costs

凱爾特人球迷：如果這能增加勇士輸掉總決賽的可能，我能接受。不管如何，請阻止他勇。

[–]CavaliersKayFeldersAlt 180 指標 10小時前

lol from 0% to 3%? I mean, I guess that"s still a raise, not enough for that in ground backyard pool though.

騎士球迷：從0到3%嗎哈哈哈哈？這倒也是概率的提升，但是還是遠遠不夠啊。

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