國檢配音模仿秀：狗年，欣賞一下名人眼中的狗……

最新 02-20

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大家好！我是天津檢驗檢疫局的魏寧。

狗，是人類最忠實的朋友、最親密的伴侶，世界上很多名人對狗都有著很高的評價。今年是狗年，這次和大家談談名人眼中的狗，聽聽他們是如何看待汪星人的。

阿蘭德龍：法國帥哥，電影《佐羅》的扮演者

童自榮：配音演員，曾為佐羅配音

羅徹斯特

英國紳士，

電影《簡愛》的男主人公

邱岳峰

福建省福州市人，生於內蒙古呼倫貝爾，中國最傑出的配音表演藝術家之一。

曾為電影《簡愛》男主人公羅徹斯特配音。

名人論狗

一隻狗帶給人的最大快樂就是，當你對它裝瘋的時候，它不會取笑你，反而會跟你一起瘋。

——山姆·巴特勒

The biggest joy a dog can brings is that when you drive crazy, it will not make fun of you; it will go crazy with you instead.

教養好的狗，最大的願望，是取悅朋友先於自己。

——法蘭西絲

Good-breeding dogs, the greatest wish is to please friends before themselves.

對狗而言，每個主人都是拿破崙，因此狗這麼受人喜愛。

——赫胥黎

For dogs, each owner is Napoleon, so dogs are so popular.

狗的壽命太短，這真的是它們唯一的缺點。

——艾格尼斯

The dog"s life is too short, which is really their only drawback.

我愛孩子，但面對現實吧，你的狗不會在長大後，馬上把你當成仇人般吼叫厭惡。

——芭芭拉

I love children, but please face the reality, your dog will not bellow at you hatefully as an enemy immediately after it grows up.

動物都是智者投胎轉世。幾千幾萬年累積的智慧，滿滿裝在比人類小的軀體里，狗不用言語，它用全身來說話。

——康拉德·勞倫茲

Animals are reincarnation of the wise. Accumulated wisdom for tens of thousands of years fully packed in a smaller body than humans, dogs use the whole body to speak without words.

不曾養過狗的人，很難想像與狗一起生活是什麼樣子；養過狗的人，則無法想像沒有狗的日子該怎麼過。

——卡洛琳

It is hard to imagine what it would be like to live with a dog if you have never raised a dog, and you will not be able to imagine how to live without a dog as for those who have raised one.

它跟主人的關係，像是傳統而古板的婚姻關係，沒有一絲一毫分居、離婚的念頭，從一而終。狗不懂背叛、欺騙與懷疑。

——杜白

Its relationship with the owner is similar with the traditional and old-fashioned marriage without slightest sense of separation and divorce, from beginning to the end. Dogs do not know betrayal, deception as well as doubt.

為其愛犬所寫的墓志銘：狗是披著毛皮外衣的喜悅天使，種公犬來到你的生命中舞蹈，逗你發笑！

——米莉·丘奇

Julie Church"s Epitaph for her beloved dog: Dogs are delightful angels in fur cloaks and they come to your life to dance in life and make you laugh.

當我與愈多的人打交道，我就愈喜歡狗。

——羅曼·羅蘭

When I deal with more people, I like dogs more.

狗是唯一愛勝過你自己的生物。

——溫魯

Dogs are the only creatures who love you more than yourself.

洪荒時代，人類從大自然中選擇了狗，而它也終究沒教人失望，成了自然界中最善解「人」意的動物。

——嘉貝麗·文生

In the prehistoric era, human beings chose dogs from nature, and eventually they did not let people down and became the animals most considerate with humans in the natural world.

養狗是唯一一種金錢能買到的愛。（哦，你，你說什麼？沒什麼，開個玩笑。不，不，你不是開玩笑，你說的是實話對么？沒錯！）

——史塔克

Dogs are the only kind of true love that you can buy with money. (Oh, you, what are you talking about? Nothing! I am just kidding. No, no, you"re not kidding, you"re just telling the truth? That』s right!)

狗兒引領我們進入一個更慈愛、更溫柔的世界。

——哈妮

Dogs lead us into a world with more loving and gentle.

主人的心靈，是埋葬愛犬最好的墓地。

——賓漢·蘭普曼

The owner"s heart is the best cemetery for dogs.

有時我會思索狗為什麼這麼短命的真正原因，我想那必定是因為它們體恤人類，因為如果只認識一隻狗十年或十二年，失去它就讓我們這麼痛苦，那麼假如狗的壽命再加一倍，怎麼得了？！

——史考特爵士

Sometimes I think about the real reason why dogs are so short-lived. I realize that it must be on account of their sympathy with humans. It made us so painful to lose a dog which we have known for ten years or twelve years, then how can we get through with it if the dog』s life doubled.

狗身上有適量的跳蚤並不是壞事，這樣它就沒時間去想自己是條狗了。

——愛·韋斯科特

It"s not a bad thing for a dog to have the moderate amount of flea so it does not have time to think of itself as a dog.

狗愛他們的朋友，咬他們的敵人，和人不同，後者無法純粹地愛，在客觀關係中，總是愛恨交織。

——弗洛依德

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, different from people, the latter can』t purely love, they always love and hate simultaneously in objective relationship.

狗兒對人類近乎饑渴的需求，註定一生命運操控在人手裡。

——彼德·梅爾

Dogs have desperate need from human beings, which is doomed to be controlled by people.

狗真正的天性是天生與他人友善接觸的需要。

——特姆勒

The real nature of dogs is the need to be friendly with others.

對人的愛已經成為狗的本能，幾乎不容置疑。

——達爾文

Love for people has become a dog"s instinct, almost beyond doubt.

狗若愛你，就會永遠愛你，不論你做了什麼事，發生什麼事，經歷了多少時光。

——傑佛瑞麥森

If a dog loves you, it will love you forever, no matter what you did, what happened and how much time went by.

埋在這片土地下的遺體，生前美麗卻不虛榮，強壯卻不傲慢，勇敢卻不兇殘，具備人類一切的美德，卻毫無人性的缺點。這段話若銘刻在任何一個人的骨灰上，必為毫無意義的諛詞；然而對波茲旺恩，一隻狗，卻是最公正的謝辭。

——拜倫

Byron"s praise to dogs: The body buried under this land, was beautiful but not vainglorious in life, strong but not arrogant, brave but not cruel, possessing all the virtues of mankind without humanity"s shortcomings at all. It must be meaningless words, if this passage is inscribed on the ashes of any one person; yet the fairest word for Pottswang, a dog.