美JR四年後出獄晃如隔世！庫里第一人？LBJ回騎士了？

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美JR四年後出獄晃如隔世！勇士真厲害，庫里是第一人？LBJ回騎士了？

Wow the Warriors are really good now. Is Stephen Curry the best player in the NBA?

勇士隊現在可是真厲害哦。現如今斯蒂芬-庫里是聯盟里最好的球員嗎？

Just got out of jail recently and I"m trying to catch back up with the NBA. Curry seemed to have an amazing season in 2015-16. His stats look amazing and I saw some highlight videos on YouTube as well. 73 wins is freaking insane.

牢中只數年，世上已千秋啊。NBA也飛速發展得我有些跟不上了。看樣子15-16賽季的庫里奉獻了干破蒼穹的表演。他的數據讓人不敢相信，我也通過油管視頻看了不少他的精彩集錦。單賽季73勝同樣讓人目瞪口呆。

LeBron still looks like he"s putting in work too, but I"m surprised he"d go back to Cleveland. I took a quick look at the roster and it doesn"t look that good, but he"s got K love at least.

老詹看樣子還保持著好狀態，但他又回到了克利夫蘭這一點讓我很意外。我瞅了一眼騎士的陣容名單，有一點點涼，不過至少樂福還在。

[–]Statshelp_TA 11.6k 指標 6小時前

His last posts were 4 years ago...

樓主的上一次發帖在4年前......老哥，穩。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1650 指標 6小時前*

Seems legit.

OP was in a Thai jail for 3 years holy shit

湖人球迷：穩如狗。

樓主在一座泰國監獄裡過了三年吶我的個天。

[–]rizkybizness 823 指標 5小時前

Would explain why he wouldn"t know shit about the outside world.

這就解釋了為什麼他對外界發生的事情屁都曉不得。

[–]NoPatNoDontSitonThat 628 指標 4小時前

Yeah my first thought was, "Most prisoners would hear updates about sports."

But Thailand might be a bit different.

對對，我剛看到這個帖子的時候在想：「大多數的監獄服刑人員應該都能接觸到體育新聞吧？」

如果是在泰國，那可能就因地制宜了。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 223 指標 5小時前

If I got into any non-western jail I"d expect to never leave and probably just take the first way out if ya know what I mean... That shit is scary af

湖人球迷：如果我進的局子不屬於任何西方世界國家的話，那我就不指望能活著出去了。要麼我如果能找到機會就自行了斷了，你們懂我的意思......這些監獄裡的破事實在太嚇人了。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDylanMarshall 116 指標 5小時前

Have you watched "banged up abroad"? I pray I never enter a south american prison.

騎士球迷：朋友你看過《異鄉歷劫》[譯註1]嗎？我向天祈禱這輩子不會被抓進南美國家的監獄。

[譯註1]：《異鄉歷劫》是一部紀錄片形式的電視連續劇。內容側重描寫西方旅行者在世界上某些最危險的地區被捕或遇險，掙扎求生的故事。其內容部分取材於真實事件。也有同名電影。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 265 指標 4小時前

Yep. South America freaks me out man. A lot people from my country go there in their 20s basically just to do drugs and hike and get shit faced. Its like a known thing. And I can"t help but think that going to South America and not knowing the language and seeking drugs is a great way to find yourself in a goddamn Brazilian prison cell getting ass fucked by some neymar lookin dude and his buddies using your ass as a futbol.

Fuck that shit.

之前的湖人球迷：沒錯，想一想南美的監獄我都能嚇得靈魂出竅。我們國家很多二十歲左右的年輕人，樂不顛的都往南美跑，飛飛 葉子看看景，花天酒地醉生夢死。他們彷彿都把這當成了慣例。可我還是覺得，在語言都不通的情況下去南美找樂子嗨，基本就等於給巴西監獄遞交了一張牢房入住申請書。在那個美好的地方你會發現你的菊被一個內馬爾模樣的小夥子東籬採菊，你的花被他的小夥伴們輪流擊鼓傳花。

擦擦擦。

[–]PhilJonesIsTheGOAT 142 指標 4小時前

neymar is way too good looking to fuck you in the ass in Jail sorry bud,

對不住了老哥，如果是內馬爾這個長相，在監獄裡服侍他的人多得恐怕都輪不到你啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 249 指標 4小時前

You say that but you ain"t seen this sweet ass

之前的湖人球迷：大膽！出此狂言，有沒有問過我的蜜♂臀先？

[–]Warriorsraorao 7959 指標 6小時前

either this is legit or this a troll job 4-years in the making. upvotes either way dog.

勇士球迷：要麼這老哥說的一切屬實，要麼他等了4年，就是為了造一個史詩級大水帖。不管真相如何，他都值得我們給個推薦。

[–]MavericksRoughlyTreeFiddy 1970 指標 5小時前

Its weird that this was his first post if its legit. There"s so much other stuff that would be way, way more shocking to someone out of the loop for the last 4 years than sports news.

獨行俠球迷：我覺得有一點奇怪，這個帖是他時隔四年發的第一帖。如果某個人在四年時間裡對世事變遷都不知情，那在體育之外，應該有其他方面的新聞會更加讓他震驚。

[–]LakersApexEngineering 5397 指標 5小時前

Ball is life

湖人球迷：這就是把籃球視為生命啊，TX。

[–][OKC] Wally SzczerbiakKevinDurant_The_GOAT 410 指標 5小時前

we don"t really know how long he"s been back for or how old he is...maybe he got up to date with all the other political news outside of reddit, and is now trying to get up to date with the nba

雷霆球迷：我們都不太確定他從監獄出來了多久，或是他年齡幾何......也許他之前先在其他媒體網站上查看了這些年的社會新聞，現在回歸reddit大家庭來追趕NBA不斷向前的步伐。

[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 219 指標 5小時前

I"d be more surprised about KD joining the Warriors as in two MVPs in the same team as in: "2 MVPs in the same team... could someone ELI5?".

湖人球迷：如果我是樓主我肯定會對KD加盟勇士反應強烈，畢竟這樣的話就是兩名MVP球員同隊了。我估計會說：「一支隊還能有倆MVP？當我五歲小孩兒呢？」

[–][OKC] Wally SzczerbiakKevinDurant_The_GOAT 246 指標 5小時前

if his last posts were 4 years ago and got sent to jail around that time, then it"s possible he never saw Durant win MVP

雷霆球迷：老哥發的上一帖是4年前，如果他也就是在那個時間前後入獄的，那可能他還沒等到杜蘭特贏下MVP呢。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiiddryingpan70 263 指標 5小時前

not knowing what goes on in the nba over the course of a few years is more of a deterrent to crime than prison itself.

76人球迷：是監獄輸了。長期禁止查看NBA新聞，才是犯罪真剋星。

Props on remembering your password.

樓主隔了四年還能記住自己的密碼也是不容易。

[–]SnowBastardThrowaway 41 指標 1小時前

We just wanna know why they locked you up bro!

老鐵我們都想知道你為啥進去了！

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 46 指標 1小時前

i"d prefer not to say, but it doesn"t have anything to do with drugs or prostitution which I see a lot of replies are about

樓主：我真的不是很想說，但是與很多評論里說的不同，真實原因和嫖、毒無關。

[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 144 指標 6小時前

Were you in solitary confinement lol do they not have TVs and newspapers in jail

雷霆球迷：所以樓主你是被單獨關押了嗎？那邊的監獄裡不提供電視和報紙嗎？

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 541 指標 6小時前

i was in a prison camp in Thailand, I got some news but none of it was about sports

樓主：我被關在泰國的一個戰俘營里。小消息倒有，就是和籃球沒什麼關係。

[–]Raptorsjps78 1397 指標 6小時前

Can I ask you what jail is like OP?

How much did you miss and did you ever receive sports news while you were in jail?

猛龍球迷：原諒小弟見識短淺，我能問問監獄裡是什麼樣嗎樓主？

你都錯過了哪些事兒啊，還有在服刑期間你一點體育新聞都沒了解到嗎？

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 2883 指標 6小時前

the US jails are probably better, but I was in Thailand and it was awful, barely got any news or TV time

樓主：美國的監獄服刑條件應該會好些。但我是在泰國身陷囹圄，情況惡劣，聽新聞看電視的時間基本為零。

[–]CavaliersWhyYouReachin 895 指標 6小時前*

I』m going Thailand next month, anything I should know?

騎士球迷：我準備下個月去泰國，樓主有什麼想告訴我的嗎？

[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 3385 指標 6小時前

Don"t do whatever breezyblue did

76人球迷：不管樓主幹了啥，你都別干。

[–]CavaliersWhyYouReachin 400 指標 6小時前

But what if I want to?

騎士球迷：要是我情不自禁呢？

[–]RaptorsAbyss333333 949 指標 5小時前

then do it and get back to us 4 years later

猛龍球迷：那就去策馬奔騰吧，四年後怒發一帖王者歸來。

[–]76ersPhillyfreak5 567 指標 5小時前

「Warriors still good」

76人球迷：（模仿四年後的情景，樓下也是）「勇士隊還是恆強。」

[–]HeatMellothewise 388 指標 5小時前

「Seattle

Still doesn』t have an NBA team」

熱火球迷：「西雅圖！

還是沒有一支NBA球隊。」

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 637 指標 6小時前

It"s really nice! the parks are amazing, food is amazing, and there are some great surfing areas too near the coast if you"re into that. I didn"t really like the city life too much, especially in Bangkok and stuff and the crowds can get rowdy

樓主：泰國挺好的。有園林佳景，也有珍饈美饌。如果你愛衝浪，在海岸附近就有很棒的衝浪點。我不是很喜歡城市生活，比如說在曼谷的話真是熙熙攘攘人聲鼎沸。

[–]MrBulger 130 指標 5小時前

Don"t steal shit. A coworker(who is also a dumbass) had a dumbass friend go to Thailand she stole a tube of mascara and now is facing 6 months in thai jail

My coworker didn"t appreciate when I laughed at that story

別偷東西。我的蠢嗶同事有個蠢貨朋友，她現在正面臨在泰國監獄6個月的有期徒刑，就因為順手牽了一管睫毛膏。聽到這個事我噗嗤就笑了，我同事還有點不開心。

[–]TerrenceJesus8 7148 指標 5小時前*

The Cubs also won the World Series

Some weird shit went down while you were gone

EDIT: oh yeah and Trump is the POTUS

芝加哥小熊隊終於拿到了世界大賽的冠軍

你進去以後的這段時間裡真的發生了很多詭異的事情。

P.S. 忘了說了，我們的第45任總統是川普。

[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 5328 指標 5小時前

leicester fucking city won the premier league too

勇士球迷：特么的萊斯特城居然拿到了英超冠軍。

[–]Cavaliersbenelchuncho 2368 指標 4小時前

5000-1 odds. Might be the least probable thing to happen in sports history

騎士球迷：高達1賠5000的賠率啊。可能是體育史上發生的最小概率事件了。

[–]SupersonicsKenshiroTheKid 569 指標 4小時前

Falcons blowing a lead in the superbowl

亞特蘭大獵鷹隊在超級碗的比賽里大比分領先被翻盤。

[–]New Jersey NetsFrigidevil 284 指標 4小時前

The Astros, Cavs and Eagles broke huge droughts too. 2 of those teams had fans eat shit. That happened.

籃網球迷：休斯敦太空人隊，克利夫蘭騎士隊和費城老鷹隊都結束了球隊歷史上的長期冠軍荒。這裡面有兩隻球隊的球迷（騎士和老鷹）都（在奪冠游 行里）直播吃翔，這是真事兒。

[–][LAL] D"Angelo Russellthreepointcheese 675 指標 5小時前

Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan retired.

Vince and Dirk are probably in their final seasons.

:_(

湖人球迷：科比-布萊恩特和蒂姆-鄧肯都退役了。

卡特和諾維茨基可能在下個賽季也會離開。

:_(

[–]SpursTA_Account_12 349 指標 4小時前

Manu will play forever though.

但是聖安東尼奧的河水逆流而上，阿根廷人會永遠長發飄揚。

[–]76ersTornadoApe 1184 指標 6小時前

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior Samuel Hinkie; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Process?

76人球迷：你聽說過我們的救世主塞繆爾-辛基的傳奇嗎？或是你可知曉聖父，聖子和神聖過程之名？

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 1134 指標 6小時前

not sure what it is but I grew up near Philly, so i"m glad the Sixers are doing well again

樓主：不確定你說的是什麼......但是我從小在費城附近長大，所以我很高興看到了76人的復興。

[–]76ersTornadoApe 689 指標 6小時前

While you"re understandably looking through the top of the standings of the time you missed, a really crazy story was happening at the same time at the bottom of the standings. To put it in as few words as possible, Sam Hinkie took over for the Sixers and basically scrapped everything and kept turning the tank up to 11. He was a wizard with trades and helped us gain a ton of assets while bottoming out in search for potential superstars. This has become known as "The Process" with the popular catchphrase of "Trust the Process" being said by basically every player we sign or draft. The first big asset drafted by us was Joel Embiid who has since nicknamed himself The Process.

層主：當你驚嘆於離開的這段時間裡，優秀的球隊是如何你方唱罷我登場，城頭變幻大王旗的時候，海面下的暗流洶湧才催生了真正不可思議的故事。簡短的總結一下，當辛基接手76人的經理工作後，他果斷地進行了清洗，並把擺爛發揮到了極致。在交易方面他妙手生花，為球隊積攢了非常可觀的資產，也在尋覓潛在超級巨星的任務上不遺餘力。自從我們簽約或者選秀摘得的每位球員都會把「相信過程」掛在嘴邊，大家決定將這段歷史銘記為「過程」。我們通過選秀得到的第一位人傑是喬爾-恩比德，他也因此以「過程」自名。

[–]BreezyBlue[S] 1053 指標 6小時前

ah okay haha that seems ridiculous but pretty cool

I basically spent the last few days looking up players and highlights and stuff. I"m surprised Michael Carter Williams fell off so quickly...I thought he"d be a star

樓主：好的好的。哈哈這些聽起來真的有點扯，但是還是挺不錯。

過去幾天我基本上就在翻看球員信息和他們的高光集錦了。我沒想到邁克爾-卡特-威廉姆斯隕落的如此之快......我以為他會成長為一名球星。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesCrazyFart 408 指標 5小時前

Peak MCW was early 2013-14 MCW

騎士球迷：邁卡威的巔峰期就是2013-14賽季初。

[–]MavericksRoughlyTreeFiddy 737 指標 5小時前

MCW peaked in his first game ever lmao

獨行俠球迷：邁卡威出道首場即巔峰，呵呵噠。

[–]Cavaliersmoodyfloyd 884 指標 6小時前

· what do you know about the shape of the earth?

· did you know in free agency the 2nd best player in the league went to an historic wining team after they knocked him out in the playoffs

· look at the cavs opening day roster this season, and look at the current roster.

· related: the roster is actually pretty damn good, but since you havent been able to watch for 4 years you may just not know the players.

· there is this dude in Milwaukee with a name the average person cannot spell or pronounce that became a beast. soon they will be spooky.

騎士球迷：

· 你認為地球是什麼形狀？

· 你知道聯盟第二好的球員在自由市場上加盟了一支剛剛在季後賽對陣中淘汰了他，並且擁有歷史單季最佳戰績的球隊嗎？

· 看一眼騎士在本賽季開賽日那一天的陣容名單，再瞅瞅現在的。

· 和上一條相關：現在這個陣容其實還挺厲害的。但是因為你4年都沒看過比賽了，可能好些球員你都不認識。

· 密爾沃基有個小伙，一般人都念不出來他的名字，但他現在已經是很出色的球員了。雄鹿的崛起也指日可待。

[–]PistonsCrispyBalooga 2727 指標 6小時前

Do yourself a favor and watch a game by game recap of the 2016 Finals

活塞球迷：精彩生活小貼士：觀看2016年NBA總決賽的比賽錄像，一場都不要落下哦。

[–]Cavaliersburgersarethebest 1301 指標 6小時前

And go through the Post Game Threads to see how the narrative changed for each team

騎士球迷：也務必看一看每一個賽後帖。體驗一下對於這兩隻球隊的風評轉換能有多快。

[–]Knicks_allFallsDown 880 指標 5小時前

"The Warriors" game plan is simple: Find Kyrie Irving and score on him" to

"The Cavaliers" game plan is simple: Find Steph Curry and score on him"

尼克斯球迷：「勇士不用什麼戰術，對位找凱里-歐文然後得分就行了」

變成「騎士不用什麼戰術，對位找斯蒂芬-庫里然後得分就行了」。

[–][SAS] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 631 指標 5小時前

"LEBRON IS A BITCH" to

"LEBRON IS GOAT"

馬刺球迷：「勒布朗就是小碧池」

變成「老詹是歷史最佳」。

[–]westzeta 321 指標 5小時前

Also 2016 WCF finals; I really got a kick out of that series too.

2016年的西部決賽也不得不看；那一輪系列賽我真的感受到了暴擊。

[–]ThunderL0rv- 407 指標 5小時前

It was good.

It was REALLY good.

Then it was not so good.

Then it was REALLY bad.

雷霆球迷：眼看著我起高樓。

眼看著我刷油漆。

眼看著油漆起皮。

眼看著樓也塌了。

[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 2477 指標 5小時前

Damn nobody answered OP"s question. No, Curry is not the best player in the NBA. Still LeBron.

Curry"s 2015/16 season is arguably the best individual regular season in NBA history though.

猛龍球迷：他娘的，你們只顧著水經驗，都沒人正經的回答樓主的問題啊。我來說，庫里還不是NBA的最佳球員，這個位置依舊屬於詹姆斯。

但是一碼歸一碼，庫里在15-16賽季打出了可能是史上最佳的個人常規賽表現。

[–]Lakersfunnyhandlehere 85 指標 4小時前

Perhaps best offensive season in history. All around, it can"t match some others (i.e. the year MJ won MVP and DPOY).

湖人球迷：我覺得應該說是史上最佳的單賽季進攻表演。從比賽的全方面來看，庫里的15/16賽季並不能獨步天下（比如說喬丹同時贏得MVP和最佳防守球員獎盃的那年）。

[–]RaptorsMarkellNelson 509 指標 5小時前

Lebron

KD

Curry

Curry and KD are on the same team with two other all stars, one of which is a perennial DPOY and the other is an all time great shooter.

It』s absolutely insane how stacked they are.

猛龍球迷：我覺得榜單該這樣排：

詹姆斯

杜蘭特

庫里

這榜單上的杜蘭特和庫里目前是隊友。他們隊中還有另外兩名全明星球員，其中一人有實力多次贏得DPOY獎盃，另一人可以躋身歷史最佳射手的行列。

他們的陣容真是好到爆炸。

[–][BOS] Eddie Houseraider_10 268 指標 4小時前

I always found it funny how even if Curry wasn』t godlike from 3, the Warriors would still have the best 3pt shooter in Klay Thompson...

凱爾特人球迷：我早就發現這個有趣的事實了：就算庫里的三分投射沒有日天的效果，金州勇士隊的另一位三分神射克萊-湯普森也不會對老天爺留情的......

[–]RaptorsMarkellNelson 137 指標 4小時前

Yeah man it』s fucked. 2 of the top 3 players in the world. The two best shooters in the world, with KD not far behind. Top 3 defensive player. Insanity.

猛龍球迷：我每次想到這內心就如同嗶了狗。一支球隊，有著世界上最好的前三位球員中的兩個，也有著兩名世界上最好的射手，而且杜蘭特和這兩人也僅僅差之毫厘。還給他們配上一個排在NBA前三的防守球員，美得上天。

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