大帝招募字母哥，美JRs調侃：罰款50萬，遣返回喀麥隆
大帝招募字母哥，美JRs調侃：罰款50萬，遣返回喀麥隆
Giannis: "Embiid told me to trust the process and come play for Philly "
字母哥：恩比德告訴我要相信過程，把天賦帶到費城。
「他告訴我應該相信過程，去費城打球，」阿德托昆博笑著說道，「我的反應就是笑了笑。」
新聞：字母哥透露全明星期間恩比德曾招募他：他要我相信過程>>
字母哥還說他不相信他自己會在洛杉磯打球，因為這個城市太瘋狂了...他還說他很享受回到密爾沃基的感覺，很感激能夠在這樣一座聚光燈沒有洛杉磯那樣充足的城市打球。「我永遠無法想像自己會在洛杉磯打球，」阿德托昆博說道，「在那邊待個兩三天還行——那裡的一些東西有些太瘋狂了。」
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"He told me I should trust the process and come play for Philly," Antetokounmpo said with a chuckle, drawing a laugh. "That was my reaction — I just laughed.」
Also Giannis says he can never see himself play in LA because its too crazy...
He also appreciates the comfort of playing in a city where the spotlight isn"t as bright as Los Angeles. 「I could never see myself being out there," Antetokounmpo said. "It』s great for two, three days but it』s a little bit — things are going a little bit crazy.
[–]RaptorsRun-RMW 4063分 15小時前
BREAKING NEWS: Embiid fined 500k and sent back to Cameroon for tampering
頭條：恩比德由於違規引誘字母哥，罰款50萬，現已被遣返回喀麥隆。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1274分 15小時前
When Cameroon is sending their basketball players, they aren"t sending their best
喀麥隆向外輸出籃球運動員的時候可不是輸送的好貨啊！[譯註1]
[譯註1]特朗普曾表示"When Mexico sends its people, they aren"t sending their best."（墨西哥往外送人的時候送的可不是啥好人） 。不過這種句式在美國流傳已久。該用戶在這裡是調侃特朗普的移民政策。
[–][PHI] Dario SaricTuraisk 556分 14小時前
They have better players than Embiid still in Cameroon?
76人球迷：大膽刁民，喀麥隆還有人比大帝更好？
[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 290分 14小時前
How about this Cameroonian prince
猛龍球迷：這位喀麥隆王子怎麼樣。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 205分 14小時前
Pascal "Skinnier Biyombo" Siakam
帕斯卡爾-苗條版比永博-西亞卡姆
[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 111分 14小時前
Hes got much better hands than Bismack "Butterfingers Stonehands" Biyombo
猛龍球迷：他可比俾斯麥-黃油手-比永博靠譜多了好吧
[–]76erscygodx 699分 15小時前
Embiid and Simmons recruiting left right and center lol
76人球迷：恩帝和西帝在各個地方都招攬賢才，民之大幸啊！
[–]76erseljefe56 617分 14小時前
were good at center. left and right were definitely still recruiting though
76人球迷：大統領（中鋒）的位置不用招了，側翼的御前侍衛可以再來一些。
[–]76ersDawk320 43分 14小時前
Embiid is center, Simmons is left and right.
76人球迷：我支持一帝論，西蒙斯就是大帝最好的御前侍衛。
[–]76ersbhikshoe 84分 13小時前
But if we』re being honest, Simmons is mostly right.
76人球迷：實話實說，西蒙斯還真不能自立為帝。
[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 1519分 15小時前
Cant wait to see the Simmons-Dario-LeBron-Giannis-Embiid lineups.
等不及看到西蒙斯-沙里奇-勒布朗-字母哥-恩比德一起首發了！
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 721分 15小時前
Average height would be like what- 6"10/6"11?
平均身高兩米一？
[–]HeatSeikalysTurnTables 867分 15小時前
Damn i think Lebron would be the shortest of everyone in that lineup.
我靠，勒布朗是這套組合里最矮的。
[–]Kingsuptoolate712 794分 15小時前
LeBron would also be the best shooter in that lineup. Floor Spacing Cringe.
勒布朗也是這裡面最好的射手，空間拉不開啊。
[–]76ersSalted_Caramel_Memes 742分 14小時前
You won"t need shooting when you can just hand the ball off over people"s head... all the way down the floor
76人球迷：當你可以直接隔扣對手的時候，還投什麼籃？衝到禁區把球往筐里放就完事兒了。
[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 468分 14小時前
76ers to become MonSTARS confirmed.
76人可以每場比賽上演空中大灌籃了。
[–]NetsBasedGodProdigy 506分 15小時前
That would be quite the fucking trio right there. Best shooter being the 7"2 monster would be funny tho
這三人組也太可怕了吧（恩比德-西蒙斯-字母哥），不過最好的射手是那個兩米一八的大個子有點搞笑。
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 316分 15小時前
Embiid/Giannis/McConnell scarier than the Conjuring 2
恩比德+字母哥+麥克康奈爾的組合會比《招魂2》更恐怖。
[–]76ersIncepticons 122分 14小時前
Is the conjuring 2 worth seeing if I liked the first and I"m also a bit of a bad boy but with a sensitive side I only let people see in my most vulrenable of moments?
《招魂2》值得一看嗎，我喜歡第一部，但我是那種玻璃心的壞壞男孩，只讓別人看到我最容易受傷的那面，嚶嚶嚶。
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 47分 14小時前
It"s really damn scary lol.
emm...這電影還是很恐怖的。
I"m the same way I have to watch some Jokic or Lonzo highlights first before any horror movie
其實我也是這種壞壞男孩，每次看鬼片前我都必須看一些約老師或者球哥的集錦。
[–]Heatxanborghini 274分 15小時前
In West Philadelphia, where Ben Simmons plays
yo yo，在費城西部，本-西蒙斯打球的地方。
[–]76ersmcnip 281分 14小時前
on a kangaroo was where he spent most of his days
來自澳大利亞，袋鼠和他有一個家鄉。
[–][SAC] Vince Cartermdvbb 130分 14小時前*
Boxin" out, shootin", and dribblin" all cool
搶板投籃運球他樣樣都強。
[–]76ersLjwinter85 127分 13小時前
Dropping sweet dimes to every Process Trustin』 fool
讓相信過程的人知道贏球的爽。
[–]Spursheyyitsmike 100分 12小時前
When a couple of Colangelos, they were up to no good
但有科朗吉洛一家，他們肚子里全是壞水。
[–][PHI] Robert Covingtongulfwang 111分 15小時前
he told the same to Porzingis after he missed that exit meeting last season
76人球迷：在上賽季波爾津吉斯缺席那次球員會議後，恩比德對他說了一樣的話。
[–]Bucksjeebus224 14分 11小時前
I was really hoping to see KP in Philly, that would have been quite a sight
我這很多希望波神來費城，那多麼美好啊。
[–][LAL] Stanislav Medvedenkototo04 535分 15小時前
Can Magic get a refund on that fine now
湖人球迷：魔術師的罰款現在能退不。
[–][BOS] James Youngwalterdog12 170分 15小時前
Jokes and memes aside, you do know why he got fined and coaches/players that have done the same thing haven"t right?
咱先不玩梗，你們都知道魔術師為什麼被罰款吧？教練和球員做了和魔術師一樣的事情但是他們沒事啊，這裡面的原因你們清楚吧？
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeBronn_Bronn 72分 13小時前
Players and coaches can"t actually offer contracts. GMs/Presidents can.
教練和球員不能真正的提供合同，球隊經理和主席們可以。
Plus the players doing the recruiting can get traded themselves. Like IT was.
而且球員在招募了別人後自己可能反被交易，像小托馬斯那樣。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNotARealPenguinToday 299分 14小時前
My fav player just said he could never see himself playing for my fav team. Day = ruined, might as well soak my cereal until it"s soggy now
湖人球迷：我最愛的球員剛剛說他不可能來我最愛的球隊，美好的一天被毀了，我會把我所有的麥片都泡在水裡泄憤的。
[–]CelticsCurlingPornAddict 143分 14小時前
Hey, the Lakers could always move back to Minneapolis!
凱爾特人球迷：別傷心哥們，湖人隨時可以搬回明尼阿波利斯！
[–]TimberwolvesKickerofTale 224分 13小時前
Where there are actual lakes.
那裡有實實在在的湖啊。
[–]Timberwolvesholaquetaltio 172分 13小時前
Or jazz can move away from utah, where they don"t allow music.
爵士也可以搬離猶他，那個屯有什麼音樂細胞可言。
[–]CelticsCurlingPornAddict 92分 13小時前
I don"t think a King has ever step foot in Sacramento
我不覺得薩克拉門托來過任何一個國王。
[–]Lakersdurktrain 43分 13小時前
這是他第一次來。
[–]NBAnomad80 159分 14小時前
Sixers are the team that is one elite star player away from making an unstoppable lineup.
76人屬於那種只差一名巨星就能排出無可阻擋的陣容的球隊。
[–]76ersImmynimmy 104分 14小時前
Lebron pls
76人球迷：那個詹姆斯，四缺一就差你了！
[–]colosusx1 29分 13小時前
In two years though, not next year. Once Fultz gets back in the swing of things and gets to the level we all think he"s capable of. And in that couple years, Simmons will be able to develop his 3 point shot and demand respect from that distance. I don"t think Lebron would wait around for a year, he got finals to make. Maybe Kawhi next year doe.
可能需要兩年，明年還不行。需要等到富爾茨擺脫掉投籃姿勢的困擾，重新回到陣中，達到我們所期待的水平的時候。到了那年，西蒙斯會開發出三分能力，並在遠投中獲得尊重。我不覺得勒布朗會等到那年，他可不想缺席每一年的總決賽。不過小卡明年可以期待一下。
[–]76ersImmynimmy 19分 13小時前
Kawhi"s injury is kind of scaring me.
76人球迷：小卡的傷可是有點可怕的啊。
[–][PHI] Nick Youngbladeofdeceit 96分 13小時前
We』ve never been scared of injury before!
76人球迷：我們可從來沒被傷病驚嚇過呢！好怕怕啊！
[–]76ersoverlordYeezus 14分 12小時前
Our doctors are the best! /s
76人球迷：那當然得歸功於我們最好的醫療團隊了！TX
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