雷霆集體低迷，勇士再祭出完美第三節，像給球迷做了場大保健

雷霆集體低迷，勇士再祭出完美第三節，像給球迷做了場大保健

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (46-14) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (34-27) 112-80

[賽後]勇士112-80大勝雷霆，杜蘭特28分，庫里21+9+6，威斯布魯克15+12+7，亞當斯14+7，安東尼14分

[–]CavaliersSomali_Kamikaze 42 指標 20 分鐘前*

As the Warriors retreated back to their locker room, Stephen Curry yelled out, 「There you go! There you go!」 Sharpshooter Klay Thompson gave a look of pleasant surprise. Forward Draymond Green yelled out, 「We got an [expletive] squad now.」 And before Durant hit the locker room door, former Warriors" great Rick Barry hugged him and said, 「Y』all look so different.」

騎士球迷：勇士賽後返回更衣室途中，庫里大喊：「就是這樣！就是這樣！」冷麵狙擊手克萊給了他一個詫異的眼神。前鋒追夢大叫著「我們TM現在有了一支戰隊！」另一邊，在杜蘭特推開更衣室大門之前，球隊名宿里克-巴里給了他一個擁抱，並說道：「你們現在看起來大不相同了」。[譯註1]

[譯註1]改編自騎士大交易後第一場比賽賽後的新聞。

[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 186 指標 15 分鐘前

Paul George tonight

5 points

1-14 shooting, 1-9 3PT

Plus/Minus of -12

1 Technical foul

今晚的喬治：

5分，14投1中，三分9中1.

正負值-12。

怒砍一個技術犯規。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozancontigowater 26 指標 21 分鐘前

1 FG TONIGHT

「今夜，就進一個球。」[譯註2]

[譯註2]改編自喬治廣告「NO OT TONIGHT（今夜沒有加時）」。

[–]LakersJayveesac 4 指標 13 分鐘前

Don"t want him on the Lakers anymore /s

湖人球迷：要不喬治還是你雷留著吧，TX。

[–]WizardsGospelWords 10 指標 15 分鐘前

Paul George was 1/14 from the field (1/9 from three) with 4 fouls and 5 points. Carmelo and Grant were -26 and Abrines was -30. Rough night is an understatement for the Thunder

喬治14中1（三分9中1），還有4個犯規，才得5分。甜瓜和格蘭特正負值-26，阿夫里內斯正負值-30。說雷霆不在狀態都算是便宜他們了。

[–]SpursRequelle 3 指標 9 分鐘前

Abrines either drops 20 or looks like he doesn"t deserve to be on the court. The most frustrating type of player.

阿夫里內斯，要麼上場得個20分，要麼就是讓你覺得「這傢伙怎麼混進NBA的」。真是最大起大落的球員了。

[–]Thundergoochbruise 20 指標 48 分鐘前

He』s had 20 once all season...

雷霆球迷：他這賽季也就一場打出20分的表現……

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonBrownhops 5 指標 13 分鐘前

[–]Pelicanshak091 101 指標 17 分鐘前

Warriors and the 3rd quarter.

Name a better duo.

勇士和第三節比賽。

還有比這個更完美的搭配嗎？

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 54 指標 17 分鐘前

Steph and KD playing in the third quarter

勇士球迷：第三節的庫里和杜蘭特。

[–]packersSB53champs 33 指標 16 分鐘前*

Swaggy and freshly subbed in off the bench

尼克-楊和板凳奇兵。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 22 指標 16 分鐘前

Every halftime break I bet Steve just tells em to stop fucking around lol

賭五毛，每場比賽中場休息的時候科爾肯定都跟隊員說「認真點！別TM瞎搞了」。

[–][SEA] Ray Allentrumandum 179 指標 18 分鐘前

I』ve been in jail for the last 4 years, is Paul George the worst player in the league?

我進去待了四年剛放出來，哪位吊大的說一下，喬治現在咋淪為聯盟墊底球員了？

[美國JRs之聲]美JR四年後出獄恍如隔世！勇士真厲害，庫里是第一人？LBJ回騎士了？

[–]LakersEmNightShyamalan 29 指標 17 分鐘前

I"ve been in jail for the last 80 years, what is basketball?

我進去待了80年剛出來，籃球是什麼？好吃嗎？

[–]Thunderlauralately 7 指標 15 分鐘前

LMAO

but seriously, wtf. He got stupid fouls, didn"t get the shots off...doesn"t mean we can"t win a series against GSW, but this was bad.

雷霆球迷：哈哈哈！

不過說真的，喬治這逗呢？愚蠢的犯規，還怎麼都投不進球……雖然說這不代表系列賽我們就干不過勇士，但這打的也太次了。

[–][DEN] Jamal MurrayPropuhganduh 8 指標 25 分鐘前

Paul George has got to be the most consistently inconsistent player I』ve seen.

喬治是我見過的最不神經的神經刀球員了，沒一場是穩的。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 107 指標 25 分鐘前

Do you remember that post saying PG was shooting better than Steph from three

勇士球迷：還記得之前有一個帖子，說喬治的三分水準已經超過庫里了嗎？

[美國JRs之聲]喬治本賽季投射能力堪比庫里，美JRs：爭冠球隊的完美二當家！

[–]theclownermb 20 指標 15 分鐘前

too add insult to injury after tonight Curry has surpassed PG this season in 3PM, in 13 less games

今兒庫里三分命中數超過喬治了，你現在說這個不是往傷口撒鹽嘛，更別說庫里還比喬治少打了13場比賽吶。

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardStarsam69 2 指標 43 分鐘前

No he didn』t, they both have 191

沒有吧，他倆都是191個三分。

[–]theclownermb 23 指標 42 分鐘前

oh fuck i didnt know PG made one tonight, close enough.

誒喲我去，不好意思不好意思，我的我的，我都忘了今天喬治還進了一個三分吶！

[–][GSW] Stephen Currypatricksimon1 5 指標 20 分鐘前

he is still shooting better % than Steph for this season ..

obviously a bad night for him ..

勇士球迷：這賽季喬治的命中率還是比庫里高的。

只是今天晚上實在是有失水準。

[–]CavaliersBalls_of_Adamanthium 31 指標 26 分鐘前

This was GS best defensive performance this season.

今天是勇士本賽季防守端最出色的一場比賽了。

[–]RaptorsZincHead 59 指標 25 分鐘前

This was a really close game until it wasn"t

這場雙方實力極其接近——直到比賽「咣當」一下突然淪為一邊倒。

[–]Warriorscaramelfrap 18 指標 17 分鐘前

80% of warriors games

勇士球迷：其實80%的勇士比賽觀後感都是這樣的。

[–]SupersonicsMammothMan34 139 指標 26 分鐘前

Totally unbiased, but I think watching the Thunder get blown out was lots of fun.

超音速球迷：我一點兒都不帶有個人偏見昂，能看到雷霆遇到一場潰敗還是很不錯的。

[–]Knicksthreekingmodest101 4 指標 25 分鐘前

Yeah, no bias there. /s

哈，是，真的是「一點兒都不帶有個人偏見」啊，TX。

[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe 20 指標 25 分鐘前

Therapeutic af for warriors fans

今兒這比賽可以說給勇士球迷打了一陣強心劑啊。

[–]WarriorsYourUsernameSucks 9 指標 17 分鐘前

Straight up spa day

勇士球迷：必須的，跟做了大保健一樣舒坦。

[–]theclownermb 17 指標 55 分鐘前

Adams is the best player on the thunder

亞當斯真是雷霆最棒的球員了。

[–]Spurscilinderman 6 指標 40 分鐘前

Obviously he"s not, but whether he"s the most valuable player in OKC it"s debatable at this point. Before you get too crazy, by valuable I mean whose absence is more harmful to the team.

肯定不是啦，不過你如果說「亞當斯是雷霆最有價值的球員」，那倒是有的一說。我話先說明白了省得你誤解，這裡的「最有價值」指的是「如果缺陣對球隊傷害最大」。

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 50 指標 1小時前

The entire game changed when Melo threw down his headband.

比賽在甜瓜扔掉髮帶的那一刻就結束了。

[–][GSW] Andris Biedrinsmattpiv 8 指標 36 分鐘前

"Band down, man down!"

「人在髮帶在！」

[–]Lakersstormpaint 17 指標 59 分鐘前

Yeesh. Well, this is what happens when you have a team as shallow as OKC. It"s already pretty bad when your top scorers aren"t showing up (and that"s an understatement, PG and Westbrook played like absolute shit. Melo did well until the team meltdown in the 3rd but that"s not enough), but it certainly doesn"t help that the only thing you can depend on the bench doing is making it worse. Even with Roberson they were at best a 6-deep team, and with 3 of your top 4 players being streaky as fuck this is even more of a problem. Usually getting destroyed by the Warriors isn"t a red flag, but for a team that pairs up well against them and even played toe-to-toe with them for a good chunk of the game it"s a serious problem.

這就是我們說的雷霆陣容深度太淺導致的問題。球隊頂級得分手沒發揮就已經很不理想了（這還是收著說的，喬治和威少打得跟翔一樣，甜瓜在第三節球隊斷電之前表現還行，但是還遠遠不夠），結果替補上來只會挖坑，那就徹底沒救了。就算羅伯森不傷，雷霆頂多也就算個「六人輪換」的陣容，然而隊里最好的三、四個人還不穩定，實在是太致命了。雖然我們經常說「輸給勇士不算啥」，但是對於一支和勇士同級別的球隊，甚至說是在比賽大部分時間裡能夠針鋒相對的一直球隊來說，這些問題就太要命了。

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