倫納德將復出，季後賽馬刺更可怕，火蜜刺蜜心情冰火兩重天

倫納德準備復出，季後賽馬刺更可怕，火箭馬刺球迷的心情冰火兩重天

[Wojnarowski] ESPN reporting with @mikecwright: Spurs star Kawhi Leonard has returned to San Antonio to resume working out with team. There"s hope of a March return.

[WOJ]ESPN報道：馬刺球星科懷-倫納德已經回到聖安東尼奧重新開始與球隊合練，有望在三月復出。

[–]RocketsCWG4BF 600 指標 3小時前 

well, fuck.

火箭球迷：日。

[–]TimberwolvesOnePieceAce 734 指標 2小時前 

Imagine Kawhi and the Spurs eliminate Harden and the Rockets AGAIN in the playoffs. r nba would melt down. Harden and CP3 will never live it down

想想吧，倫納德和馬刺隊要是在季後賽再次把哈登和火箭隊送回家，整個論壇估計要炸了，燈泡估計得心理陰影一輩子。

[–]SpursHtotheIZZO- 589 指標 2小時前 

Oh I have

馬刺球迷：你以為我沒想過這事？

[–]klawhileonard 90 指標 2小時前 

That reminds me I have to go buy more tissues

馬刺球迷：哦你這倒提醒我了，我該多備點紙巾...嘿嘿。

[–]WarriorsJinxsLover 30 指標 2小時前 

and lube

哈哈別忘了備點潤滑油。

[–][GSW] Draymond GreenMacDerfus 43 指標 1小時前 

Jeez, your nose must be really stuffed.

勇士球迷：潤滑油？我勒個去，你的鼻子是有多堵啊。

[–]Spurs_19911118 84 指標 2小時前 

That matchup is going to age me 20 years regardless of who wins

馬刺球迷：不管誰贏，每看一場刺火大戰我都得老個二十歲。

[–][SAS] Robert HorrySweatycocks 47 指標 2小時前 

Fully healthy and with enough reps we are a better team than last year. So is Houston. But they have playoff stalwart and championship tested coach Mike Dantoni on their side, and we just have that pop guy.

It comes down to how many reps our big 4 of Dejounte, Rudy, Kawhi and LMA get.

馬刺球迷：要是全員健康而且磨合足夠的話，我們比去年要出色。火箭隊也是。但是他們擁有邁克-季後賽小鐵牛-總冠軍淬火者-德安東尼，而我們這邊就有一個糟老頭子波波。

關鍵是怎麼磨合好我們的無敵四巨頭默里，蓋伊，倫納德和阿德。

[–]RocketsAgent_Michael-Scarn 33 指標 2小時前 

I am so scared of this and thats why I want to get the 1 seed and havea Spurs-OKC 3-6 matchup or get the 2 seed and have OKC and SAS at 4-5

火箭球迷：我最怕的就是這個，所以我特別希望我火西部第一，然後第三馬刺和第六雷霆首輪干一波，或者我火第二，馬刺雷霆第四第五，總之越晚碰到他們越好。

[–][WAS] Otto PorterLan_Hikari 14 指標 2小時前 

You think CP3 would leave if y"all lost to the Spurs?

你火要是再輸他刺，保羅摸不著西決地板會不會走人啊？

[–]Rocketsmysterious-fox 69 指標 2小時前 

He"s not going to leave a 60+ win team that has his bird rights.

火箭球迷：離開一支60+勝場還擁有他鳥權的球隊？保羅肯定不幹。

[–]SupersonicsFinestMilkSteak 49 指標 3小時前 

The West is absolutely ridiculous if he returns and will probably have the 3 best teams in the NBA

西部太太太狂野了！要是倫納德回歸，全聯盟三支最好的球隊就都在西部了。

[–]WarriorsJinxsLover 44 指標 2小時前 

What else is new lol

多新鮮呢哈哈哈。

[–]WarriorsAcro2142 42 指標 2小時前 

Sorry rockets bros but if Kawhi returns and the Spurs make playoffs I』m more scared of them. I』ve seen angry playoff spurs before, it』s not fun.

勇士球迷：火箭老鐵們對不住了，要是倫納德回歸，馬刺在季後賽里會更加可怕。我見過季後賽狂怒模式的馬刺隊，那可一點都不好玩。

[–]TimberwolvesOnePieceAce 337 指標 3小時前 

Crazy how they kept pace as 3rd seed without him. West playoff race is even more interesting now

沒有倫納德還堅挺在西部第三，太瘋狂了。西部季後賽排位大戰越來越有意思了。

[–]76ersTheHeliosNebula 44 指標 1小時前 

Pop is a miracle worker.

這都要歸功于波波-點石成金-維奇。

[–][POR] Damian LillardCletus_Starfish 34 指標 1小時前 

Seriously. No other coach could have done that with the roster he was working with and all the injuries and whatnot.

沒毛病。沒有哪個教練能帶著這麼一波球員克服這麼一波傷病還能打出這麼一波戰績的。

[–]LakersRobpd22 1747 指標 3小時前 

We got a fucking squad now. –Pop

波波：咱們現在這個隊真特么帶勁！[譯註1]

[譯註1][美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說

[–][LAL] Nick Youngasharifa24 388 指標 3小時前 

We got a [expletive] squad now. -Pop

波波：咱們現在這個隊真*河蟹*。

[–][GSW] Jason Richardsonnativesfcommie 640 指標 2小時前 

I"ve got my [expletive] quad now

Kawhi

倫納德：咱現在這個大腿真*河蟹*。[譯註2]

[譯註2]squad和quad僅一個字母之差。

[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 303 指標 2小時前 

"What up big fella"

Kawhi to quad

倫納德：哎呀大腿兄弟，咋的了？

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingLeKing_James 233 指標 2小時前 

"YA YA HEY"

Quad to Kawhi

大腿：丫丫嘿！[譯註3]

[譯註3][美國JRs之聲]原聲呈現：詹姆斯指揮防守，庫里風騷打招呼，聽球星互動太搞笑

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 246 指標 3小時前 

FUCK YEAAAAA WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS????

馬刺球迷：爽啊我日！都不知道手放哪裡好了！

[–][BKN] Jarrett AllenExpulsure 170 指標 3小時前 

place them on your wiener

緊握雞兒吧。

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 59 指標 3小時前 

THEN WHAT?

然後呢！

[–][BKN] Jarrett AllenExpulsure 169 指標 3小時前 

rip it off and wave it around

掐住扯斷。隨風揮舞。

[–]bigmac3d 58 指標 2小時前 

[–]Celticsward0630 130 指標 3小時前 

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

凱爾特人球迷：別啊，傳聞滿天飛的時候多好玩啊。

[–]Wizardscshaxercs 117 指標 3小時前 

The most drama that Spurs had in a while…

馬刺有段時間沒有這種肥皂劇了吧…

[–]Spurs Bandwagonmainvolume 112 指標 3小時前 

Nonexistent drama. All parties in that "drama" have said that nothing is wrong. It"s just ESPN being ESPN.

馬刺球迷：肥皂劇？不存在的。所有「參演人員」都說連個毛線問題都沒有，是ESPN在那自導自演自嗨而已。

[–]SpursChardIsSoHard 71 指標 2小時前 

No idea why you"re being down voted. I read the same shit today, both Kawhi and his Uncle met with the team and reported they had absolutely no issues with the team whatsoever.

馬刺球迷：不明白你為什麼被滅。我今天也看了那些報道，倫納德和他叔叔和球隊會面了，說他們跟球隊之間一點問題也沒有。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 847 指標 3小時前 

No that can"t be right. Stephen A is a very dear friend of Kawhi"s uncle and told me that he hates the Spurs.

不不不你說的怎麼可能對呢？史蒂芬-A-史密斯和倫納德他叔叔可是超級大密友好伐？他親口告訴我倫納德超討厭馬刺隊的！

[–]klawhileonard 339 指標 2小時前 

Pop finally remembered his system reset password

馬刺球迷：波波終於想起他的系統重啟密碼了。

[–]BullsQueso_Rs 170 指標 3小時前 

Spurs: "We can rebuild him. We have the technology.」

馬刺隊：「對他進行重塑。我們有這個技術。」

[–]SpursAzAfAr28 81 指標 2小時前 

They had to get some vibranium from wakanda

馬刺球迷：那得從瓦坎達找點振金回來吧。

[–]klawhileonard 56 指標 2小時前 

Kawhi: 「I nevah freeze」

小卡：「我從來不凍。」

[譯註4]出自電影《黑豹》的台詞。

[–]SpursWhi_Whi 381 指標 3小時前 

But didn"t he hate the team and most certainly be gone in the summer?!?!?

馬刺球迷：嗯？？不是說他厭惡球隊然後夏天必定離隊嗎？！！誰說的出來走兩步啊。

[–]klawhileonard 132 指標 2小時前 

Celtics fans on suicide watch

馬刺球迷：多關愛你身邊的凱爾特人球迷吧，他們可能要跳樓了。

[–]Celticsscarecrowbar 114 指標 2小時前 

We are? Shit were we expecting to get Kawhi?? How did I miss that

凱爾特人球迷：啊是嗎？我凱球迷之前有YY過倫納德？？我怎麼錯過的呢？

[–]Raptorsneobowman 68 指標 3小時前 

What a shockingly quick turnaround.

嘖嘖，反轉來得太快就像龍捲風。

[–]SpursWhi_Whi 54 指標 3小時前 

Some of the local SA media and a portion of Spurs fans hypothesized that Pop"s presser last week was more of a message to let Kawhi know that you"re either with us or you"re not, make up your mind with this injury. Looks like the Klaw got the message...then again it"s the Spurs so it"s all just speculation.

馬刺球迷：聖安東尼奧當地一些媒體和一些馬刺球迷假定波波上周接受採訪時更像是在給倫納德遞話，讓他知道，要麼留下要麼走，總之針對傷病問題趕緊做決定。看起來小卡明白了…但是這是馬刺隊，這些都是猜測。

[–]SpursHtotheIZZO- 85 指標 2小時前 

Doesn"t really seem like Pop"s MO to send Kawhi a very public, yet slightly subliminal, message

馬刺球迷：給倫納德公開遞這麼一句有點隱晦的話？看起來不像是波波的風格啊。

[–]SpursWhi_Whi 26 指標 2小時前 

He doesn"t do it often but he"s done public messages that were aimed at the team before. I recall something similar in 2010 when Manu got hurt for the year. Hell, his Zaza rant was probably a subliminal message to let Kawhi and the team know that he"s got their back.

馬刺球迷：他不常這麼做，但是他曾經這麼干過。我記得2010年吉諾比利因傷賽季報銷的時候就發生過類似的事。而去年他對扎扎的行為大罵一番也大概就是在告訴倫納德和球隊，他永遠在背後支持他們。

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