費城樹廣告牌招募老詹，美JRs：這陣容進總決被勇士橫掃
費城樹廣告牌招募LBJ，美JRs：76人這陣容應該能進總決賽被勇士橫掃了
[Rovell] A Philadelphia-based company put up three billboards on highway to downtown Cleveland this morning saying that city wanted LeBron. Here they are in order.
[Rovell]今天早晨，一家費城的公司在通往克利夫蘭市區的公路上放置了三塊廣告牌，寫著費城需要勒布朗-詹姆斯。下面是這三塊廣告牌先後出現的順序。
#完成過程
#費城需要勒布朗
[–]WizardsLastRedCoat 832 指標 7小時前
Adam Silver has fined the city of Philadelphia $500,000.
費城由於涉嫌招募詹姆斯被亞當-肖華罰款50萬美金。
[–]LakersDJ_Mbengas_Taco 356 指標 7小時前
湖人球迷：Report: Adam Silver has also fined Sam Hinkie $100k
同時Sam Hinkie[譯註1]也被肖華罰款10萬美金。
[譯註1]:Sam Hinkie是前76人隊總經理。
[–]SunsTheeSpencer 197 指標 5小時前
Tom Brady suspended 4 games
湯姆-布雷迪因此禁賽四場。
[–]Rocketseros_omorfi 46 指標 5小時前
Magi Johnson also found to be guilty of tampering, will be fined $500k.
魔術師也被發現涉嫌引誘勒布朗加盟，將被罰款50萬美金。
[–]76ersdlandis13 28 指標 4小時前
Magic was complicit when he saw those billboards go up and did nothing to stop it. He"s gonna have to learn eventually.
76人球迷：NBA官方：魔術師和費城串通一氣，當他看到那些廣告牌掛起來的時候並沒有出手阻止。他總有一天會吸取教訓的！
[–]wahoo87 72 指標 8小時前
More competitive than cities bidding for new Amazon HQ.
這特么...比各個城市搶著求亞馬遜的新總部進駐還要激烈呢。
[–]Bullspiercem16 991 指標 8小時前
Three Billboards outside Cleveland, Ohio
俄亥俄州克利夫蘭市外的《三塊廣告牌》。
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettmufflermonday 339 指標 8小時前
The city of Cleveland responds: 「Get Out」
克利夫蘭全城上下：「《滾》（《逃出絕命鎮》)」
[–]KnicksTheAdamMorrison 39 指標 7小時前
He refers to his time in Miami as The Florida Project
勒布朗將自己在邁阿密效力的時光比作弗羅里達計劃（《弗洛里達樂園》）
[–]Raps_in_6ix 27 指標 7小時前
I hear he"s been working on his moves in The Post recently.
我聽說他最近正練習低位（《華盛頓郵報》）的動作呢。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantIceCreamPirate 23 指標 6小時前
I heard The Shape of Water is loosely based on his and Wade"s relationship
我聽說《水形物語》的劇情是大體建立在勒布朗和韋德的關係基礎之上呢。
[–]MisterHibachi 430 指標 8小時前
LeBrontoPhilly
君臨費城？
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 460 指標 8小時前
i didn"t know it until just this second but i also want there to be a big lebron to toronto movement so LeBronto can be a standalone thing.
76人球迷：看到樓上的發言我才發現我還想要「勒布朗駕臨多倫多」的招募活動，這樣「雷霸龍多（倫多）」就會是一個獨立的熱詞了。
[–]kr613 132 指標 8小時前
LeBron on the Raptors would be fucking amazing.
詹姆斯去了猛龍就叼炸天了。
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 213 指標 7小時前
The LeBronto Raptors
76人球迷：多倫多雷霸龍隊
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 17 指標 6小時前
Let"s be honest here. Lebron to any team in the top 8 in the East would probably make them into the favorites.
However, I think 76ers and Bucks are probably the best choice since they are good yet still have lots of upside/youth to nullify his own decline. 76ers because LBJ will probably still be "the man" and he"s likely to win the FMVP if they chip. Bucks because Giannis+LBJ are one of the few counters to Curry+KD in the league and the Bucks roster can counter GSW small ball pretty well, but Giannis will have to be the man on that team for them to win.
認真地講，勒布朗的加盟能讓東部前八的任何一個隊成為爭冠熱門。
然而，我認為76人和雄鹿隊才最可能是勒布朗最好的下家，因為這兩支球隊已經足夠好了，並且隊中還有許多還在不斷進步的球員和年輕球員，從而彌補勒布朗的下滑。如果勒布朗選擇76人的話，他依然會是球隊的絕對核心，並且如果76人奪冠，他很有可能得到fmvp。選擇雄鹿的原因主要是字母哥和勒布朗可以組成聯盟里少數可以對抗庫里和KD的組合，並且雄鹿的陣容可以有效抗衡勇士隊的小球陣容，但是字母哥必須成為那個扛著球隊前進的人。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvingdailycrossover 301 指標 8小時前
Damn, Cleveland let them put it up there too
凱爾特人球迷：我去，克利夫蘭居然就這麼默許他們把廣告牌立那兒了？
[–]CavaliersDeiVias 390 指標 8小時前
People don"t turn down money.
騎士球迷：誰會和錢過不去呢？
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvingdailycrossover 112 指標 8小時前
I remember last year, there was a Thunder restaurant that turned down the Warriors
我記得去年有一家雷霆隊的餐廳拒絕了勇士進店就餐。
[–][GSW] Wilt ChamberlainBRCitizen 169 指標 8小時前*
Only cause the Thunder all ready had reservations
勇士球迷：老哥你搞錯了，那僅僅是因為雷霆早就預定了這個餐廳。
[–]icewaternolemon 57 指標 4小時前
That"s actually even better.
"this is Kevin"s favorite restaurant in okc. Let"s book it up when the warriors come to town"
如果是這樣的話就更棒了。
雷霆球員：「這是KD在俄克拉荷馬最愛的餐廳，嗯，那咱就趕在勇士作客鵝城前把這家餐廳包下來吧。」
[–][CLE] Shaquille O"Nealgameismyname 41 指標 6小時前
Uhh, the billboard owner sold the advertising space.
騎士球迷：額，是那幾塊廣告牌的主人把廣告位賣出去了啊，正常的商業交易。
[–]frugalNOTcheap 30 指標 5小時前
And the city of Cleveland didn"t pass an emergency ordinance saying they couldn"t
然而克利夫蘭竟然沒有出台一條緊急條例來限制這樣的事發生？
[–]76ersgambinohandlebars 613 指標 8小時前
Sigh. Unzip
76人球迷：哎，可以拉下褲鏈釋放一下我的喜悅了。
[–]76erslardbiscuits 80 指標 8小時前
Hey man. His people were checking out Inter-Ac schools out on the Main Line last week.
Get ready.
76人球迷：嘿老哥，勒布朗團隊上周才來費城的Main Line查看Inter-Ac學校的情況呢。
準備迎接勒布朗吧！[譯註1]
[譯註1]模仿湖人球迷。
[–]Heateudezet 20 指標 7小時前
Honestly, if I were Lebron, I"d check some schools in Orlando or Phoenix, just to fuck with people and check the reactions.
講真，如果我是勒布朗，我就故意去奧蘭多或者菲尼克斯調查一下當地學校的情況，就為了逗逗這幫捕風捉影的球迷，看看他們能搞出啥大新聞來。
[–]KnicksSmalllyBiggs 594 指標 8小時前*
"LeBron drives in the lane, gives it to Simmons, Simmons behind the back, passes out to Embiid for three. Embiid shoots, the buzzer soun--HE MAKES IT! The shot counts! Philadelphia makes the basket as time expires!"
"And with that, the score will settle at 137-106 in favor of the Warriors, who have the swept the 76ers in this game 4 of the 2019 Finals."
尼克斯球迷：「勒布朗突破進禁區，將球傳給西蒙斯，西蒙斯背傳給恩比德，恩比德出手三分，恩比德投了！蜂鳴器響起，他！投！進！了！三分有效！76人隊在時間走完之前投進了球！」
「比分定格於137-106，勇士隊取得勝利，以4：0的比分獲得2019年總冠軍。」
[–]76erskevbot1111 300 指標 8小時前
Sounds good to me honestly
76人球迷：說實話，我可以接受。
[–]KnicksSmalllyBiggs 51 指標 7小時前
I know what you mean, I"d be happy to just make the Conference Finals
尼克斯球迷：老哥我懂你，我的主隊能夠進分區決賽我也會開心炸了。
[–]76ersthefirstnerlens 203 指標 7小時前
funny way of spelling playoffs.
76人球迷：回復樓上的尼克斯球迷，老哥能把「季後賽」三個字拼寫成「分區決賽」，也是有趣。
[–]KnicksSmalllyBiggs 52 指標 7小時前
For the next two months we can still say we were there more recently than you were
尼克斯球迷：我尼球迷還有兩個月的時間可以用「俺們上次進季後賽比你費更接近於現在」拿你們開涮。
[–]76ersInboardPG 209 指標 8小時前
Damn no Fultz ????
76人球迷：卧槽，這廣告牌里沒給富兒子留首發位置啊？
[–]76erscharliedarwinsfather 193 指標 8小時前
im just glad they respected Dario enough to know he"s earned that starting spot
76人球迷：我很高興設計廣告牌的參與者足夠尊重沙里奇，知道他已經靠自己的努力掙得了首發鐵飯碗。
[–][PHI] T.J. McConnellHesi_Pull-up_Timbo 28 指標 7小時前
Legit question, who would Kelle start over in this lineup? As much as I want to say RoCo, we paid mad money for him and he"s a very good defender even if his shot has been falling off.
76人球迷：真心求問，如果詹姆斯來了，富爾茨能擠掉誰進入首發陣容啊？雖然我想提名科將軍，但是咱可是給了他大合同，並且他還是一個很好的防守者，儘管他的投射在退步。
[–]76ersInboardPG 39 指標 7小時前
I could see Fultz starting at PG, with Simmons at the 4. Dario would make for a killer 6th man off the bench. I"d imagine we won"t manage to keep Redick so we start RoCo at the 2.
76人球迷：我覺得富爾茨會打首發控球後衛，西蒙斯打四號位，沙里奇當第六人的話一定會成為一個殺手的。我覺得我們留不住雷迪克，所以還是讓科溫頓打二號位首發吧。
So we have Fultz/Covington/James/Simmons/Embiid, with great bench pieces in Dario, TJ and Holmes. This all relies on Fultz not busting and Covington returning to form. We could potentially have the best defense in the league.
所以，如果詹姆斯來，咱的首發陣容就是：富爾茨/科溫頓/詹姆斯/西蒙斯/恩比德，板凳上坐著像沙里奇、TJ-麥康奈爾和里喬恩-霍姆斯這樣的優秀拼圖。不過前提是富兒子別水掉+科溫頓找回狀態。我們很可能憑藉這個陣容成為聯盟中防守最棒的球隊。
I"d say we have like a 2% chance of this ever happening. There are so many factors at play here that make this nigh impossible; keeping all of these players while adding LeBron is highly unlikely. But if this happens... oh boy.
不過，這個概率大概是2%。影響因素太多太雜了，所以可能性幾乎為0。在留住所有這些球員的情況下招攬勒布朗沒什麼可能性。但是如果真成真了...我的天，讓我接著YY下。
[–][PHI] Robert CovingtonNittanyLion15 22 指標 6小時前
I"d like to see Simmons-Fultz-Covington-James-Embiid tbh but I doubt LeBron is willing is to play the 4 even tho I think he"d be best there. Saric as a super 6th man is definitely ideal tho, you"re right, similar in a role to Odom on those Lakers teams is what I envision.
76人球迷：說實話我很期待看到西蒙斯/富爾茨/科溫頓/詹姆斯/恩比德這樣的首發陣容，儘管我覺得勒布朗打四號位是最棒的，但是我不覺得他願意打四號位。讓沙里奇扮演超級第六人角色的想法是很理想的。樓上說得對，在我的YY中他可以扮演奧多姆當年的角色。
[–]PistonsjbOOgi3 226 指標 8小時前
LeBron, Simmons and Embiid on the same team. That"s a cakewalk to the finals in the east
勒布朗，西蒙斯和恩比德同隊：輕而易舉進入總決賽。
[–]BullsxSepulcherx 159 指標 7小時前
It』d be a good legacy/career longevity move for Lebron too. Go to a super young team with talent so he wouldn』t have to carry the whole workload.
去76人也有助於提高勒布朗的歷史地位、延長他的職業生涯。去一個超級年輕的，充滿天賦的球隊打球，自己就不用每一場都滿負荷扛著球隊前進了。
[–]CavaliersButterAndEggMan 69 指標 5小時前
That』s what they said when he came back to the Cavs with Kyrie, Dion and TT.
騎士球迷：這也是當勒布朗回歸那支有歐文，韋特斯和TT的騎士隊的時候人們說的話啊。
[–]76ersHelreaver 104 指標 4小時前
Got a championship out of it. So it kinda worked out that time.
76人球迷：勒布朗在那支球隊奪得了一個冠軍，所以那次還算成功啦。
[–]MavericksDirkNowitzkisWife 58 指標 7小時前
It』s pretty obvious I think that Simmons, Embiid, Covington, Sarid, Fultz with a decent bench (which they have with TJ, Holmes etc) is better than what he came to in Cleveland. A top 12 player and arguably a top 25 player, and Simmons will Be a top 20 player next year. They』ll probably win 46 games this year. That could be 55-60 with Lebron
很明顯。我認為西蒙斯，恩比德，科溫頓，沙里奇和富爾茨的首發外加幾個優秀的板凳球員（TJ-麥康奈爾和里喬恩-霍姆斯等人）比當時勒布朗回歸的那支騎士隊陣容好得多，一個聯盟前12的球員和一個大概是聯盟前25的球員（西蒙斯明年就可能是聯盟前20的球員了）。這支76人隊伍今年很可能贏下46場比賽。如果勒布朗下個賽季能夠加盟的話，那麼就能贏下55-60場了。
[–][WAS] Kelly OubreDarkbobman1 33 指標 6小時前
If he signed a 4 year deal with philly, he could be the third best player on the team by year 4
如果勒布朗和76人簽4年合同的話，那在合同的第四年詹姆斯可能會是76人的三當家啊。
[–]Mavericksarg061000 12 指標 6小時前
They desperately need perimeter shooting though.
可這樣的話，76人還是缺少外線投射能力啊。
[–]76ersRhaegarizard 78 指標 6小時前
And ring chasing shooters would line up for that vet minimum.
願意領老將底薪的追逐戒指的射手會在費城外排成長隊的。
[–]ColdWorldGotHotter 37 指標 6小時前
LeBron effect + Philly effect + process effect ? Shit Y』all may get KD to join Bron
勒布朗效應+費城效應+過程效應？卧槽你們或許能把KD招來輔佐勒布朗，TX。
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