詹姆斯身體素質變態，轉行統治橄欖球？也許能擔任足球門將
詹姆斯身體素質變態，轉行能統治橄欖球？也許還能擔任足球門將
「正式宣布：我將招募@勒布朗-詹姆斯來匹斯堡鋼人隊征戰2018賽季。勒布朗在NBA已經獲得了所有的榮譽，如果他來NFL並且帶領匹茲堡奪得一次超級碗，勒布朗將會是史上最佳的運動員！#勒布朗加盟匹茲堡」—匹茲堡鋼人隊外接手朱朱-史密斯舒斯特。
"Announcing my official campaign to recruit @KingJames to the Pittsburgh Steelers for the 2018 season. LeBron has done everything in the NBA. He can be the best athlete EVER if he makes the move to the NFL and wins a Super Bowl with Steeler Nation... #LeBronToPittsburgh" -Juju Smith-Schuster
[–]CavaliersCloaca__Maxima 300 指標 6小時前
"The Steelers have cut WR Juju Smith-Schuster to make room for Lebron James"
次日，匹茲堡鋼人隊宣布：「球隊決定裁掉外接手朱朱-史密斯舒斯特，從而為簽下勒布朗騰出空間，TX。」
[–]Trail BlazersAH81IsAClassAct 70 指標 3小時前
If Danny Ainge ran them
那鋼人隊的總經理肯定叫丹尼-安吉。
[–]BucksFlightoftheConcorder 8 指標 1小時前
Well that is $1M down. Just another $29M to go.
好吧，現在騰出來100萬了，只再需要2900萬了呢。
[–]LakersNoahFHewitt 510 指標 6小時前
An NBA without LeBron would feel so different
沒有勒布朗的NBA，就全變味了。
[–][LAL] Kermit WashingtonSilkBroaway 372 指標 6小時前
Better mentally prep, it"ll happen before you know it. Probably not super duper soon, but one day you"ll look back and be like "How has it been 4 years since LeBron left?"
還是提前做好思想準備吧，說不準哪天（勒布朗離開）就突然成真了。或許不會是最近這段時間，但是那天總會來的。未來當我們回首的時候會感覺：「勒布朗怎麼都離開NBA四年了呢？」
[–]niggysmallz 271 指標 5小時前
me IRL thinking about Kobe
我想起科比時的表情：:( 他竟然退役了...
[–]Kingschampiyawn 141 指標 4小時前
me IRL thinking about Kobe
國王球迷：我想起科比時的表情：:) 哈哈他終於退役了！
[–]PistonsSignificantChapter 57 指標 4小時前
Cavs fans yelled out, 「There he goes! There he goes.」 Eastern Conference teams gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Demar DeRozan yelled out, 「We got an [expletive] chance now.」 And before James hit the locker room door, /r/nba hugged him and said, 「Y』all look so different.」
騎士球迷高喊著：「走你！走你！...哎真走了？？我不是這個意思啊！」；東部球隊露出了又驚又喜的表情。後衛德羅贊興奮地叫著：「咱們現在這機會真[嗶]像樣啊！」；當詹姆斯離開克利夫蘭的更衣室之前，全體JRs擁抱了他說，「你們可真是變樣了啊」[譯註1]
[譯註1][美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說：
據克利夫蘭記者報道（戰勝凱爾特人後）：終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」
[–]Celticsward0630 884 指標 6小時前
Imagine how much worse LeBron"s life would be if he had chosen football over basketball, and I say that as a hardcore Pats fan.
凱爾特人球迷：我建議大家想像一下，假如勒布朗當年選擇橄欖球而不是籃球，他的職業生涯會變得多麼糟糕啊！哦大家不要誤會我的意思，我是波士頓愛國者隊的鐵杆球迷，我的暢想絕對跟我的凱爾特人球迷身份沒有任何關係...沒有任何關係！
[–]FrozoneMcNugget 707 指標 6小時前
More injuries, less popularity, no goat conversation, terrible.
他會受更多的傷、有更低的人氣、還不會被納入「歷史最佳」的討論，真是太慘啦。
[–][WAS] Tomas SatoranskyTriggerman2 466 指標 6小時前
Less money too
賺的錢還少好多呢。
[–]Bullsjkure2 447 指標 6小時前
Oh! And a functioning brain past the age of 50!
還有就是，如果詹姆斯當時選了橄欖球，那他過了五十歲後也就基本告別自行車和手錶了。
[–][WAS] Tomas SatoranskyTriggerman2 156 指標 5小時前
This is the biggest thing that would keep me from playing football even if I had the talent, no way it"s worth it given what we know now.
贊同樓上。即使我有橄欖球天賦，我也不會選擇這條道路的。考慮到我們現在了解的有關（慢性腦部損傷的）信息，橄欖球的職業生涯性價比太低了。
[–]MavericksMysteriagant 112 指標 5小時前
Same. No way I"m letting my kids play either. Shit is dangerous
說的好啊！我也絕不會讓我的孩子們打橄欖球的！這玩意太危險了。
[–]MavericksDTX41 132 指標 4小時前
wow, look at these pussies everybody. My kids are playing Football, Roller Derby, and Hockey just to show all your kids how big of pussies they are. Typical Millenial propaganda participation trophy bullshit. /s
天哪，瞧瞧這些軟蛋們說的話。我孩子不僅打橄欖球，還玩競速旱冰和曲棍球呢，相比之下你們的孩子也太慫了吧！你們是典型的千禧年出生、膽小怕事、只求混個參與獎而且屁話連篇的人吧！
——來自所謂的「硬漢」父親。
[–]76ersjustaboywithadream 64 指標 4小時前
Psh just entered my kids into an inter dimension, to the death, fighting tournament. Grow a pair, snowflake.
哼哼，一群軟蛋能不能別這麼娘們唧唧的？這算什麼？橄欖球暴力又怎樣？我已經給我的孩子報名角斗場格鬥了，既論輸贏也決生死，跨維度的戰鬥！
——來自更頭鐵的「硬漢」父親。
[–]MavericksDTX41 40 指標 4小時前
Yeah well my kids gonna start drinking at 8! Gotta drink the weakness out of his system!
太對了，我要讓我孩子8歲就開始喝酒！一直喝到他不再有一丁點軟弱！
——來自頭鐵度爆表的「硬漢」父親。
[–]PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE 20 指標 4小時前
Football is going to fall off a cliff in ten years when the "post concussion" generation reaches playing age. It will definitely still be one of the most popular sports in the US, but it"s not going to be the invincible juggernaut it has been these last two decades (and is a testament to just how big it is that I can say it will fall off a cliff and still be fucking huge).
我覺得，橄欖球運動將在不出十年里斷崖般衰落的。到那個時候，了解橄欖球的腦震蕩效應的這一代就到了打球的年齡。不可否認，它還會是美國最受歡迎的運動之一，但是絕對不會像這20年里那樣所向披靡、無人可擋了（我這段話彷彿間接說明了，橄欖球到底有多受歡迎，這個產業斷崖一樣衰落之後還TM會是那麼龐大）。
[–]believeinbenning 50 指標 6小時前
no team would give lebron 30 mill in the nfl
NFL沒有隊伍能給勒布朗3000萬年薪的。
[–]Kingsjsmk23 93 指標 6小時前
The Browns would like a word with you
克利夫蘭布朗隊有話要說。
[–]yoyowatup 69 指標 4小時前
Browns would immediately sell out tickets. Merchandise sales would be insane. He would probably single handedly double their value.
（要是簽下勒布朗）布朗隊能瞬間把票賣光，周邊產品銷售也會瘋長。勒布朗會只手把球隊價值翻番的。
[–]WarriorsEverybodyHatesKevin 16 指標 5小時前
Could be in the goat conversation still
勇士球迷：勒布朗選擇橄欖球同樣有可能成為歷史最佳。
[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwongoat0 29 指標 5小時前
lebron wouldn"t be the goat of football
勒布朗不會成為橄欖球歷史最佳的。
[–]WarriorsEverybodyHatesKevin 59 指標 5小時前
I mean you"re welcome to assume that, but I don"t think we have any evidence of it. He"s an absolute freak of nature in terms of athleticism, I"d think he"d at least have the tools to be as good as any TE or WR in history.
勇士球迷：我覺得吧，你要是單純YY我沒意見，但是我並不認為這麼說是有依據的。勒布朗在運動能力方面可是個十足的怪物，至少他具備成為NFL歷史上優秀的近端鋒和外接手的一切資質吧，不比任何一個人差。
[–][BOS] Paul Piercecliff_smiff 47 指標 5小時前
People talk about gronks amazing athleticism at his size, at about the same size I think Lebron makes gronk look like a donkey, relatively. Different sports I know, and I』m not very big on football, but just looking at speed, agility, footwork, coordination I think Lebron wins hands down, no contest.
人們總愛討論羅布-格隆考斯基[譯註2]的身材里蘊藏的驚人運動天賦，而勒布朗和他差不多體格，對比之下格隆考斯基彷彿像一頭驢。我知道籃球和橄欖球是不同的體育項目，以及我也不是很喜歡橄欖球。但是看看速度、敏捷性、步法和協調性等方面，不用比我都知道勒布朗更優秀，毫無疑問的好吧。
[譯註2]：羅布-格隆考斯基，NFL歷史上最優秀的近端鋒之一，身體強壯，接球能力出眾，身高1.98米、體重240斤。
[–]WarriorsEverybodyHatesKevin 14 指標 5小時前
Agreed! I』m not trying to say be 100% would be a goat level player. But I think it』s pretty logical to say that it』s possible that could be the case
勇士球迷：同意！我並不是說勒布朗成為歷史最佳級別的球員是板上釘釘的，但我認為這麼說不僅符合邏輯，而且是很有可能的。
[–]Whatsdota 21 指標 4小時前
I"ve always thought Gronk is one of the least athletic looking super athletic players. I feel like he runs like an oaf. Might just be me but his movements just look unnatural sometimes idk. Obviously he"s super athletic and a beast TE but like you said, LeBron seems more athletic in every way possible.
我總認為格隆考斯基是所有超級運動員里看起來運動能力最差的那一類。我覺得他跑起來好像是個笨蛋一樣。或許只有我這麼認為，但是他那些動作經常看起來很不自然啊。顯然，他身體極其強壯並且是一個野獸般的近端鋒。但是如同樓上所說，勒布朗在任何可比的方面都看起來更強。
[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 8 指標 2小時前
probably from the concussions
可能他是因為腦震蕩後遺症吧，TX。
[–]Joe_Namath_ 2 指標 2小時前
Less popularity? A regular NFL regular season has higher ratings than the nba finals.
Less money for sure. GOAT depends on the position considering he is a generic freak he might have made a terrific TE or edge player.
Still it』s a better life overall in the NBA than the NFL.
不那麼受歡迎？一場普通到不能再普通的NFL常規賽比賽就能比NBA總決賽收視率高啊。
是，確實球員賺的錢更少。能不能成為歷史最佳取決于勒布朗打算把他的怪物般天賦帶到哪個位置，他可能會成為個很棒的近端鋒或者是邊路球員。
比來比去，在NBA的生涯還是比NFL好。
[–]RocketsSharpieman20 7 指標 1小時前
LeBron is way more famous in the USA than 99.5% of NFL players, and I really don"t think he"d be in the top 0.5% of NFL players in popularity.
勒布朗在美國比99.5%的NFL球員更受歡迎，但我認為，如果他當初選了橄欖球，他還是到不了那0.5%的人氣。
[–]Lakersflyflyypizzapie 9 指標 2小時前
Yes, less popularity. The NBA is substantially more popular around the globe, and it"s way easier to market NBA stars with shoe companies and stuff. I don"t see commercials for a Tom Brady signature shoe. Hell, Madden used NBA players to promote its own game lol.
Do you think people in China know or care who Tom Brady or Levon Bell are? LOL. More countries exist than just the US, dude.
回復層主：你沒看錯，人氣就是要下降。NBA現在在全球明顯更受歡迎，而且現在NBA的球星們輕輕鬆鬆就能和球鞋公司簽約、市場化地推廣產品等等，我可從沒見過湯姆-布雷迪的簽名鞋拿來賣啊。靠，《Madden》（NFL）遊戲以前還找過NBA球員去推廣呢。
你想啊，中國的球迷真會關心湯姆-布雷迪和萊翁-貝爾到底是誰嗎？老兄，醒醒吧，世界上可不止美國一個國家啊。
[–]mythsandlies 5 指標 1小時前
Shit I live in the US (but am foreign) and I don"t know who Levon Bell is.
I can vouch that in Europe, no-one knows or could possibly give less of a fuck about any NFL players. They"ve heard of Tom Brady and they mostly know him for being Gisele"s husband. The NBA is slightly more popular but it"s not like there are many players who are household name. MJ is still the most popular/known basketball player, though people who play basketball (and that is a large number of people) obviously know a lot more of the elite players today.
靠，我一個住在美國的外國人就不知道萊翁-貝爾是誰。
我可以對在歐洲的情況作擔保，那裡根本沒人會在意和關心任何橄欖球球員。他們聽說過湯姆-布雷迪多半因為他老婆，吉賽爾-邦辰[譯註3]。NBA在歐洲會稍微受歡迎一點，但是也沒有哪個球員的名字能達到家喻戶曉的水平。雖然現在越來越多人在打籃球、當代的精英球員也更為人所熟知，但喬丹仍然是最受歡迎和最知名的籃球運動員，
[譯註3]：吉賽爾-邦辰，巴西超模，演員，曾為維多利亞秘密簽約天使。
[–]CavaliersKayFeldersAlt 65 指標 6小時前
Terelle Pryor was ranked 39th in his recruiting class for basketball. I wonder how his life would have panned out if he went that way instead. Obviously you have to go football when you are the number overall recruit, but still. He is obviously a solid NFL receiver now, but you gotta wonder with a dude that was that transcendently athletic.
泰雷萊-普賴爾在他那屆籃球運動員里排在39名，我很好奇如果選擇籃球他的人生會是什麼樣。不過，要是一個人在橄欖球總評里排在更前列的時候，選擇橄欖球確實是很正確的選擇，但還是令人遐想啊。他現在是個很靠譜的接球手，但是你總會幻想如此一個不世出的運動員選擇了不同的道路會是什麼樣。
[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 48 指標 6小時前
39th in your recruiting class doesn』t even mean he was sure fire to make the nba. In fact that would make him quite a long shot, no?
排39名可不代表著他肯定能進NBA呢。而且事實上排39名意味著你很有可能是進不去的啊。
[–]Bullsrandomlurker2123 25 指標 4小時前*
He would be the single greatest offensive weapon to ever play the game, hands down. They talk about Gronk as being a freak and nearly unstoppable, Lebron is 2 inches (or more) taller, and 15lb lighter, Lebron is more athletic in every single aspect plus I assure you, better hands.
毫無疑問，勒布朗會成為最獨一無二、強大的進攻武器。人們總說格隆考斯基是個怪物並且無法阻擋，勒布朗比他還高5厘米多、輕7公斤，所以勒布朗在各個方面都更強，P.S.，還有一雙更好使的手呢。
They talk about NBA players making great TE"s, Jimmy Graham made a pretty damn good one and he couldn"t make it in the NBA if he wanted to, you take the best NBA player and have him switch to the NFL, he would absolutely work. Lebron, at his age would still be a bigger offensive threat than anyone in the NFL by a huge margin.
人們總愛說NBA球員要是想的話都能成為很棒的近端鋒，如果你把最好的NBA球員換去NFL，他肯定能打出點名堂的。像勒布朗，雖然他現在已經33歲了，他還是比任何一個NFL球員都有更大的進攻威脅，而且這差距還不是一丁半點的。
He"d be 5 inches taller than the tallest DB, good luck trying to out jump him, or box him out for the ball. I"ve said it before and said it again, even at age 40 he could be a situational NFL player in the redzone and still succeed, he should do it.
勒布朗會比最高的防守後衛高13厘米左右，祝他們跳得比勒布朗高、爭球時順利地把他擠開吧！我曾經強調過現在也再說一遍，即使勒布朗40歲了他還會是個在紅區[譯註4]里有著現象級表現的NFL球員，他真該試一試，會成功的。
[譯註4]：紅區，指橄欖球場端前區18米的區域。每當進攻方推進到這個區域時，勢必會發生一場惡戰。在這裡雙方不讓寸土，激烈交戰。
[–]Lakersjocko695 16 指標 4小時前
Gronk is heavier than James and pretty fast with a 4.68 40. SI wrote an article where James claimed to run a 4.6 40 which would be the 3rd fasted at the NFL combine for Tight ends. He definitely has the height and athleticism. It would be cool to see him try though.
格隆考斯基比詹姆斯重，速度還很快，37米4.68秒。體育畫報寫過一篇文章，詹姆斯在文中聲稱自己只需要4.6秒，這可是能排到NFL聯合體測里近端鋒的第三快啊。勒布朗絕對有足夠的身高和身體素質，能看到他去嘗試打橄欖球就太棒了。
[–]Bullsrandomlurker2123 13 指標 4小時前
Lebron at his heaviest back in Cleveland/Miami was easily 285, but you"re right he"s definitely not now, he"s more like 250 now and Gronk is 265
勒布朗最重的時候快259斤了。但你說的對，他現在可沒那麼沉，大概227斤吧，格隆考斯基是240斤。
[–]Celticseceuiuc 77 指標 6小時前
I would be way more impressed if LeBron dominated soccer.
勒布朗要是還能統治足球界我會更佩服他的。
[–]gtisgreatandunited[S] 52 指標 6小時前*
Speaking of soccer Lebron actually has a stake in Liverpool.
說起足球，勒布朗可是利物浦的股東呢。
[–]Raptorsgarynevilleisared 48 指標 5小時前
Liverpool
He said dominated....
利物浦和統治足球界不能出現在一個句子中。
[–]FrozoneMcNugget 32 指標 6小時前
Imagine a 6"8" 250lb beast chasing you all over a field, Fucking up your toes and shins
想像一個2.03米、227斤的怪物全場追著你跑，踩爛你的腳趾頭和脛骨。
[–]Raptorsgarynevilleisared 28 指標 5小時前
More like freak 6』8 athletic GOALIE who can block every shot. Serious he could be one of the greatest shot stoppers with his coordination and athleticism. Someone else has to kick though lol
更像是一個2.03米的，能TM擋出去每個球的守門員。嚴肅地講，他能憑藉出眾的協調性和競技能力成為最棒的門將之一。但是可能得找別人來開大腳啊，TX。
※76人最孤獨的改革者，他在流放中等待被召回
※努爾基奇噴考辛斯根本不硬只會假摔，那到底誰能入選假摔一陣？
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