Reddit的NBA板塊活躍度到全站第二，為何這麼火？

大家都愛NBA，Reddit的NBA板塊活躍度上升到全站第二，為什麼這麼火？

r/nba is the 2nd most active subreddit

Reddit的NBA板塊活躍度全站排名第二

圖表標題：最活躍的版塊（按照2018年2月的發帖量排序）

[–][BKN] Vince CarterLiaM_CS 5406 指標 10小時前 

Half of them are KD so does it even count?

論壇一半都是KD的小號，這排名又有啥意義，TX。

[–]Celticsjaeraket 1381 指標 9小時前*  GOLD

Hey now, we get Klay in here sometimes too!

Edit: hi klay!

誰說的，有的時候克萊也會來的！

編輯：說克萊克萊到，你好啊！[譯註1]

[譯註1]該評論及下方的關於克萊的評論均被打賞了，Reddit關於克萊的帖子經常會被大量打賞。參看

[美國JRs之聲]終於輪到湯神了？野生克萊瘋狂讚賞自己球迷時被美國JRs捕獲！

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 2240 指標 9小時前 GOLD

Klay? Love the guy he"s great

克萊？太愛這哥們了，很不錯的一個人。

[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 1869 指標 9小時前 GOLD

Klay is the type of guy I"d run across the street just to high five

克萊就是那種我願意一路小跑穿過馬路去擊掌的人。

[–][DET] Rick Mahornfelix39 1038 指標 8小時前* GOLD

I』d really enjoy giving Klay a firm handshake.

Edit: Holy shit I love you Klay thank you

我和克萊穩穩地握個手就很滿足啦。

編輯：我的天，感謝克萊老闆的打賞，愛你哦~

[–]FemtoG 50 指標 6小時前 

I"ll let you guys in on a little secret. The reddit gold gifting for Klay started as a joke from one of Klay"s friends at WSU. When the friend showed Klay the response, he couldn"t get enough of it, so he told the friend to just gold anyone who posts about him and log all the comments and he"ll recompense the friend at the end.

我給各位透露一個小秘密。論壇里關於克萊的帖子經常被打賞這件事，起初是克萊在華盛頓州立大學的一個朋友開的玩笑。當這個朋友把回復給克萊看了之後，克萊看得是欲罷不能。於是他讓這個朋友給每個關於他的帖子都去打賞，並且把評論記錄下來，他自己會掏錢來補償朋友的。

So every once in awhile, Klay"s friend will send Klay a doc filled with a bunch of comments that Klay enjoys reading and laughing and reflecting at, and then they ballpark the # of comments and Klay throws some money his way as an expense claim.

所以每隔一陣子，克萊的朋友會給他發送一份內含關於他的各種評論的文件，克萊很享受讀這些評論，對不同的評論反應各異，經常笑得合不攏嘴。最後他們大概估計一下統計了多少評論，克萊會給這個朋友一些錢，作為報銷經費。

[–]RaptorsWaswereV2 1968 指標 10小時前 

If you remove all the comments that are filled with homo-erotisism they"re like 15th

要是去掉了所有那些GayGay的哲學♂評論，估計排名也就第15左右吧。

[–]Raptorsdeleted-user 345 指標 9小時前 

Get rid of the "Nephew" replies that follow and it"s down to 100th.

要是把那些在哲學評論後玩「外甥」梗的評論去掉，穩穩地掉到100名。[譯註2]

[譯註2]」DELETE THIS NEPHEW」是Reddit中BlackPeople Twitter板塊的一個梗，一條用戶發了一條「誰系安全帶誰是傻X，我們黑人就該放飛自我！」類似的話語，然後他的舅舅在該推特上發了一張自拍並配上文字DELETE THIS NEPHEW！（「趕緊把這個刪了，外甥！」）

[–]WarriorsSiege-Torpedo 136 指標 9小時前 

This sub is gayer than r/gay. It makes me so erect.

這個板塊比Reddit同志板塊還要Gay,搞得我28梆硬。

[–][DEN] J.R. SmithElishaOtisWasACommie 1158 指標 10小時前 

I love Jimmy Butler. I love his name, I love the shape of his body, I love the way he plays. I eat a lot of boiled eggs and lift weights to try and be like this guy but I can"t. There are 6 grams of protein in an egg but I can"t eat enough to get big like him. Nice round muscles. 

我愛吉米-巴特勒，我愛他的名字，愛他的身形，愛他打球的方式。我每天吃很多煮蛋，堅持擼鐵，想要成為他那樣，但是我並不能。每個煮蛋里只有6克的蛋白質，我吃多少也不能像他那樣強壯，嘖嘖，那漂亮的圓滾滾的肌肉。

They"re smooth too, like the waves of lake superior on a calm day. When I was a kid I ate big eggs to be hot like Glenn Robinson, and I got some great results, some of the roundest muscles in my class, but these days I"m looking at 6 eggs a day and it"s not good enough to pop Jimmy style muscles out my scrawny arms ever since dad left.

他的肌肉線條還有一種絲滑的質感，就好像平靜的蘇必利爾湖湖面上的波紋一般。當我還是個孩子的時候，我每天都吃好幾個大大的煮雞蛋，想要成為格倫-羅賓遜那樣的猛男。我當時也取得了一些成果，長出了班上最圓滑的肌肉。但是現在，自從吉米爸特勒離開後，我每天吃6個蛋，卻還是不能在我孱弱的胳臂上長出吉米那樣的肌肉。

[–]BullsVenerableHate 342 指標 10小時前 

The rise in faux incest porn and Jimmy becoming everyone』s father probably aren』t coincidental.

現在假裝亂X倫的片子充斥A片市場、所有人還管吉米-巴特勒叫爸爸，是巧合嗎？我看不是啊。

[–]Raptorsbukkake_my_prostate 97 指標 10小時前 

I wanna do Giannis. I think he"s great. he"s classy, funny, a little older but still hot, knows hoops and chills with cool black guys. I wanna do stuff with him real bad

我就想和字母哥來一發。我覺得他很棒，他很有格調，又風趣，雖然歲數大一些，但還是很帥，還會打球，和一幫很酷的黑哥哥一起玩。我真是好想和他做一些羞羞的事情啊。

[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 690 指標 10小時前 

Because the other subs don"t let you circlejerk Lonzo

我們之所以排這麼靠前，是因為其他版塊不允許天天給球哥開會啊。

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 125 指標 9小時前 

Wouldn"t be surprised if Lonzo drives a good 5%-10% of the sub content. If he has a good game, Lakers fans and Lonzo supporters are all over it but when he has a bad game, the anti-Lonzo commenters are out in force.

如果球哥貢獻了這個版塊5%-10%的內容，我是一點都不會吃驚的。他打了一場好球，湖人球迷和球哥粉絲就一陣猛吹，如果他發揮不佳，那球黑就大軍出動了。

[–][PHI] JaKarr Sampsonreggie9000 544 指標 10小時前 

Big if true, r/nba is quietly having an MVP caliber season.

如果這個統計沒錯，那還真是個挺不錯的成就。NBA版塊這賽季悄悄地打出了MVP級別的表現啊。

[–][BOS] Gordon Haywardgarnaches 278 指標 9小時前 

Somebody has to go injure r/AskReddit

快來人弄傷第一名的問答（類似bxj）版塊！

[–]Thundercookies50796 1477 指標 10小時前 

Makes sense since there are nba games basically every day from November to may

這排名不無道理，從11月到5月，基本每天都有NBA比賽啊。

[–]rjcarr 238 指標 8小時前 

Starting mid-October now. And then every other day through most of June.

現在更是提前到十月中旬就開賽了，而且六月的大部分時間內也基本上隔一天就有一場比賽。

[–]Fili_G 176 指標 6小時前 

This sub during the off season is easily just as entertaining too

更別提這個版塊在休賽期更是不遑多讓，也許還更有趣呢。

[–]CelticsgoryIVXX 138 指標 6小時前 

There is no off season! Ball is life!

休賽期?不存在的！籃球就是生命啊！

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 871 指標 11小時前 

We shit post with the best of them

看來各位都是在和水帖界精英中的精英同場競技啊。

[–]ClippersGlobalist_Nationlist 306 指標 10小時前 

Some of the absolute best shit posting comes from this sub.

I"m constantly amazed.

這個論壇產出了不少最佳水貼。

我是經常能被老哥們的創造力震撼到的。

[–]primelbj 2410 指標 11小時前 

Probably because there』s always something to watch or talk about. Even in the off-season. It』s why I enjoy the NBA so much

大概是因為NBA總有內容讓你去看去討論吧，即使是在休賽期也是如此。這就是為什麼我這麼熱愛NBA了吧。

[–]Thunderbewarethegap 1370 指標 10小時前 

And even if there isn』t, somebody』s gonna shitpost. Sub never dies.

沒錯，而且就算沒啥新聞，總有人會水一下，這版塊永遠不消停啊。

[–]TimberwolvesIslandSparkz 256 指標 10小時前 

Best sports subreddit tbh

港真，最佳體育版塊應該沒懸念。

[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaSHOULDVEPAIDTHEFINE 192 指標 9小時前 

I"m a fairly new NBA fan, and this sub is probably the biggest reason why

我算是一個比較新的NBA球迷，這個版塊也許是其中最重要的原因了。

[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange 165 指標 9小時前 

I"ve always been a huge NBA fan, and this sub is the biggest reason why I"m even on reddit

我一直以來就是NBA的一個鐵粉，這個版塊是我上Reddit的最重要的原因了。

[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 271 指標 9小時前 

i like basketball. i also like memes. and i have a slightly homo side. so /r/nba is a perfect fit for me

我喜歡籃球，也喜歡玩梗，而且我還有那麼一點喜歡小哥哥的傾向。這個版塊對於我來說可以說是完美適配了。

[–][NOP] Rajon Rondoahwjeez 142 指標 11小時前 

I for one am really, REALLY surprised we beat r/nfl for that

不知道各位如何，我是真的真的很驚訝我們版塊比NFL版塊還要火。

[–]Bucks03040905 122 指標 11小時前 

They』re in the offseason

他們還在休賽期啦。

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonlordthreezus 196 指標 10小時前 

According to my friend , r/nfl is just a bunch of old guys actually discussing. While the other day, i saw a comment about lebron wearing nothing but a bag of popcorn

據我的朋友說，NFL版塊就是一群大齡球迷認真地討論比賽而已。而咱們NBA板塊呢？我舉個例子吧：前兩天，我在我們版塊看到了一條評論，是關於勒布朗啥都不穿，只披著一袋子爆米花的。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantnini1423 101 指標 10小時前 

I"d wager that the average age of r/nfl is a few years older than that of r/nba. That probably helps keep the shitposting down, but I think their mods are generally more strict about it, anyway.

我預計NFL版塊的平均年齡是要比NBA版塊的長上幾歲的，這確實減少了水帖的量，但我認為那邊的管理員的尺度也確實更加嚴格一些。

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 48 指標 10小時前 

We have a lot of discussion just like any subreddit, but there is also a ton of bullshit and funny stuff. Also remember it is harder to have as much funny stuff happen since the NFL has so many fewer games and only 3 nights a week. The NBA has highlights and bloopers literally every night.

我們和別的版塊一樣，也有很多正常的討論。但是我們這裡還會有成噸的亂七八糟的搞笑內容。同時別忘了，NFL比賽要更少，每周就三天有比賽，是不可能有像我們這樣多的搞笑事件的。NBA基本上每天都會產出集錦和花絮。

[–]Pacerspitchingkeys 42 指標 10小時前 

In my experience, /r/nba is a lot more lax which I think everyone can appreciate. It generates more activity and usually gives us content that we want. The funnier posts here are hit or miss for the /r/nfl mods. It"s definitely a more serious sub.

以我的個人體驗來說，NBA版塊確實氣氛更輕鬆一些，相信各位也有同感。這種氣氛會帶動人們參與進來，帶給我們需求的內容。NFL版塊的管理員更多的是寧可錯殺，絕不放過的心態。所以我們這邊一些相對更搞笑的帖子到了那邊估計發不出來，NFL版塊絕對是個更嚴肅一些的地方。

Plus, for a long time /r/nfl didn"t even allow posts for highlights as they were all supposed to submitted as comments to the single weekly highlights thread. They might still do that, but I could be wrong since they have official highlight posts now. Regardless, that really turns me off since I don"t want to go to a thread and search through comments to find replays.

此外，很長一段時間內，NFL版塊甚至不允許發一些比賽的集錦帖子，因為他們要求這些帖子以評論的方式發到他們的每周集錦總帖里去。他們也許還在這樣做，但是我也可能是錯了，因為他們現在有官方集錦貼了。不管如何，這點讓我很不滿意，因為我不想為了看回放，而去一個總帖里的各種評論中搜索。

I think /r/nba is a much better community. Plenty of youngins to deal with, but I have a lot more fun here.

我認為NBA版塊是一個更好的社區，雖然也有不少小學生，但是我還是很享受其中的樂趣的。

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