人生毒雞湯,只看王爾德
王爾德,出生於愛爾蘭都柏林。他是早期英倫最大的段子手,寫作擅長抖機靈、不要臉、自戀,尤其擅長寫毒雞湯。
1.To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
愛自己是終身浪漫的開始。
2.I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.
我喜歡自言自語,因為這樣節約時間,而且不會有人跟我爭論。
3.To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
生活是世上最罕見的事情,大多數人只是存在,僅此而已。
4.Everyone is born king, and most people die in exile.
每個人生來都是君王,但大多數在流亡中死去。
5.Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
過自己想要的生活不是自私,要求別人按自己的意願生活才是。
6.There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
生活中只有兩個悲劇:一個是沒有得到你想要的,另外一個是得到了你想要的。
7.It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
只有膚淺的人才不會以貌取人
8.When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one"s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what would calls a romance.
愛,始於自我欺騙,終於欺騙他人。這就是所謂的浪漫。
——戀愛總是以自欺開始,以欺人結束。


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