比原版還棒的NBA版權游出新，看看你能get到幾個梗？

Game of Zones - S5:E1: "A Golden Summer"

NBA版《權力的遊戲》第五季第一集：金州夏日

觀看地址：【虎撲字幕組】NBA權游S05E01！勇士季前回顧：西部豪強與我何干，傷病才是最大隱患！

[–]CavaliersAminElHassavag 519 指標 3小時前

Lol that Klay scaffolding comment is a callback to this random street interview.

哈哈哈，湯普森對腳手架的評論就是這個隨機的街頭採訪的梗。

[譯註1]

[譯註1] [美國JRs之聲]克萊-行走的表情包-湯普森被隨機採訪，記者竟然不知他身份！

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesrzpieces 253 指標 2小時前*

These videos are operating on a higher plane of thinking than me. I always think I"ve caught all the jokes but then I go in the comments and there"s a bunch of side ones I missed

Edit: Oh god they had Nick Kerr as the artist"s servant

這些視頻的真的太會玩了，腦洞比我大多了。我總是認為我找到了所有的梗，但當我看完評論後又發現，好多笑點被我錯過了。

編輯：真會玩兒，他們讓尼克-科爾當藝術家的僕人。

[譯註2]

[譯註2]尼克-科爾全名是尼古拉斯-科爾，是勇士隊主教練史蒂夫-科爾的兒子。但Nick Kerr的發音（連讀起來）與Nigger（黑*鬼）極其相似，被Reddit網友瘋狂調侃，這裡是一個追溯到美國內戰前期的歷史+種族自嘲梗。

[–][PHI] Allen IversonEuroStep0 344 指標 4小時前

lmao Kerr and Klay as "The creation of Adam"

笑死了，科爾和湯普森COS了名畫《創造亞當》。

[–]NBAJaySpike 88 指標 4小時前·

Is Kerr passing Klay a blunt?

科爾在遞給湯普森一支麻煙？

[–]Cp3thegod 40 指標 3小時前

Joint

準確地說是純麻。

[譯註3]

[譯註3]Blunt和Joint的區別是雖然兩者的外觀都很像煙，但Blunt是用煙紙卷麻，而Joint則是用稍微正常的紙來卷。克萊-湯普森曾在大學時代被指控攜帶大麻，他的麻梗也是Reddit最為人所熟知的一個梗。而科爾承認自己在治療腰傷期間會藉助大X麻來幫助自己減輕疼痛，並推薦NBA在未來引入大X麻治療法。

[–]LakersNarstyHobbitses 189 指標 3小時前

Venus KD had me going

維納斯-杜蘭特秀的我頭皮發麻

[–]Warriorstoothbud 57 指標 3小時前

at least they gave him pecs lol...i dont think he actually has any

勇士球迷：至少他們給他畫了胸肌哈哈哈......他明明胸部一點肌肉都沒有。

[–]Jaysta99 37 指標 3小時前

Yeah I agree he must have no pecs, and I hope to God he doesn"t start posting a bunch of shirtless pics or anything to verify that. Cause nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wants to see that, right guys? Sweats

同意樓上，他肯定沒有胸肌，真希望他不會發布一張光膀子的照片或任何事情來驗證此事。因為沒有人，我是說沒！有！人！想看他的胸，對吧各位老哥？- -|||

[–]sanomafangster 1223 指標 4小時前

"I got a bad feeling about him" -Patrick McCaw

「我對他，總有點不祥之感呢。」—帕特里克-麥考 

[–][TOR] Chris BoshiPharoh 461 指標 4小時前

thats some dark humour lol

這有點黑色幽默啊哈哈哈。

[–]Rocketsstack24 38 指標 4小時前

That was the best part of this one.

這段是本期最大亮點。

[–]jeremy9931 199 指標 4小時前

That just had to be a late add lol

絕對是臨時加的哈哈哈。

[–]Celticsjtiss 83 指標 3小時前

Probably, crazy how they can put things in so quickly, id assume they started making this episode quite a bit earlier

很有可能，他們應該是很早之前做好了這一集，那他們編輯的速度的確是夠快的。

[–]General-Kn0wledge 70 指標 3小時前

The South Park team is able to crank out 22 minute episodes once a week for like 8 weeks at a time. I gotta give them props though for being flexible and changing some stuff up on the fly

《南方公園》的團隊可以每周製作一集22分鐘的節目，連續做上8周。不過他們很靈活，會時不時地跟住時事熱點加以修改，這一點必須要給他們點個贊。

[–]nike_storm 13 指標 1小時前

A buddy of mine who was close with Stone and Parker told me of that if they ever finished a day or two before it aired, they"d fly everyone to Vegas

我有個朋友和Stone和Parker（南方公園製作人+編劇）很熟，他告訴我，如果他們在播放前一兩天就做完了節目，他們全組人員會打個飛的去拉斯維加斯玩。

[–]ThunderChrowanWestbrook 415 指標 4小時前

"Sending a raven of me pelvic area" lmaooo

「我的襠部飛出了一隻烏鴉」哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]76erszmose 153 指標 3小時前

"Bit me right on the tip of the pelvic area" man they did Draymond bad ahahha

「出來的時候還在我弟弟上咬了一口」他們要把格林玩壞了啊哈哈哈

[–]jeremy9931 495 指標 4小時前

I fucking died when Patrick came up to read Vince Carter"s news. Steve"s face was priceless.

麥考讀文斯-卡特的消息時，我TM要笑死了。科爾的表情也非常搞笑。

[–]HoodedNinj4 110 指標 4小時前

He"s just got a bad feeling about him!

麥考只是對卡特有不祥之感而已呀！

[–]CavaliersHeritodos 630 指標 3小時前

Patrick McCaw opens the raven letters because ya know, caw caw.

麥考負責打開烏鴉信，因為你懂得，caw caw~

[譯註4]

[譯註4]Caw在英文中意為烏鴉的叫聲，與McCaw名字中的 "Caw"發音近似。

[–][ATL] John CollinsLukeup12 160 指標 3小時前

oh shit i just realized this lmao                   

我了個草！我才意識到這也是個梗，哈哈哈。

[–]CelticsUpvoteIfYouAgreee 224 指標 4小時前

Roasting all the western teams

凱爾特人球迷：把所有的西部球隊都黑了個遍。

[–]WarriorsCTRL_ALT_PWN 123 指標 3小時前

I did not expect that response from Kerr.

勇士球迷：我還真沒預料到科爾會這麼回復。

[–]Timberwolveswise_comment 30 指標 1小時前

Frankly, I"m just happy to be included

森林狼球迷：說老實話，我只是很開心我的主隊終於被提及了。

[–]Cavaliersbby_gem 268 指標 4小時前

Bro I"m Dying

Steve Kerr just hitting the pipe not very concerned until his players start making him worry by doing dumb shit after the credits roll

老哥我快笑死了，

史蒂夫-科爾抽著大煙對外面的一切都毫不擔心，轉眼間在結尾字幕滾動時他的隊員就幹了些蠢事開始讓他擔心了。

[–]HuskiesBlueWhatBlue 104 指標 2小時前

It"s so nicely done. I"m sure they finished the episode a while ago before all the injuries and so the sentimentwas definitely still "Warriors champs not worried." But then they added all the injuries off-screen with only voice-over and it"s so nonchalant because the injuries kept piling up out of nowhere.

猛龍球迷：這集做的不錯啊。我相信他們在所有傷病出現之前的一段時間就完成了這一集，所以主旋律肯定還是「勇士總冠軍，完全不擔心」。但隨後他們將所有的傷病通過配音加到了視頻結尾里，語氣輕描淡寫，因為這些不斷增加的傷病出現的莫名其妙。

[–][PHI] Allen IversonEuroStep0 51 指標 4小時前

Durant"s facepalm after McCaw brings news about Vince Carter is hilarious

麥考帶來關於文斯-卡特的消息之後，杜蘭特的捂臉太搞笑了。

[–]Spurswjfeng 108 指標 3小時前

Furkan Korkmaz lmao

富爾坎-科爾克馬茲哈哈哈。

[–]76erskarmadontcare44 6 指標 1小時前

Can someone explain I"m whooshin here

76人球迷：有誰來科普一下嗎？這裡我有點暈。

[–]76ersGolfninja 24 指標 1小時前

A rookie on the sixers who barely gets playing time. Not really a whoosh but you should know him, he"s on your team.

76人球迷：一個剛加入76人的新秀，他幾乎沒有時間上場。不是什麼大事，但你應該認識他啊，就是你主隊的人。

[–]76erskarmadontcare44 22 指標 1小時前

Oh i just have the 76ers flair because i want to be processed.

I use to root for the Sonics

76人球迷：哦，我掛76的人主隊是因為我也想要成為過程的一部分。

我以前是超音速的球迷。

[–]Cavaliersviniribeiro 575 指標 4小時前

Bron as a demon in the painting. LMAO

騎士球迷：老詹在壁畫裡面是個惡魔，哈哈哈哈。

[–]MavericksWestandClear 112 指標 3小時前

A lot of detail put into his physique there...

他的身材真是被雕刻得細緻入微啊……

[–][PHI] Chasson Randletopper4444 70 指標 1小時前

Javale"s rat tail made an appearance when the painter messed up due to the shaking scaffolding

當畫家因腳手架的晃動弄髒了畫作時，麥基的鼠尾辮就出現了。

[–]WarriorsAttackBastion 34 指標 1小時前

The painter was defensive coordinator Ron Adams.

勇士球迷：這名畫家就是勇士隊的防守助教朗-亞當斯。

[–]RaptorsSoulCakeMonkey 276 指標 4小時前

I"m honestly more excited for this series than i am for the final season of game of thrones.

NBA版權游比最後一季的真正的HBO《權力的遊戲》更加讓我期待啊。

[–]Celticsdesmedt26 132 指標 3小時前*

That whole plot of getting "evidence" last season was just so dumb. It"s really apparent where they"re struggling off book. Everything seemed contrived and convenient in ways that pushed the plot towards an end game that the earlier seasons never really had to worry about.

上一季獲得「證據」的整個情節都非常智障。很明顯，劇組離開了書就開始掙扎了。一切都很做作、都是為了一個他們想好的結局刻意服務的。最早的幾季根本就不必這麼歇斯底里地寫啊。

[–][PHI] Ben SimmonsTrustTheProcess92 62 指標 3小時前

Yea I still enjoyed the season a lot (loot train battle was amazing) but some of the writing was awful. That whole storyline and the Sansa/Arya/Littlefinger story were so bad. GRRM would absolutely have never written that. Or at least wouldn"t have written it that way

是的，我仍然很享受這一季（巨龍火燒蘭尼斯特軍隊那一段太棒了），但是部分劇本寫得也太差了。珊莎/ 艾莉亞 / 小指頭的故事情節都非常糟糕。馬丁老爺子（原著作者）是絕對不會寫那種劇情的，或者最起碼他絕對不會那麼寫。

[–]Nets Tankwagonkevln02 37 指標 3小時前

Petyr Baelish went from plotting the assassination of kings to reigniting a sibling rivalry.

小指頭最早是策劃暗殺國王的大棋黨，後來他的格局就降低成了挑撥離間姐妹之前感情。

[–]PelicansLeeHarveyMozgod 10 指標 3小時前

GoT has completely fallen off a cliff after Season 4. The only characters I find still somewhat interesting are Hound, Theon, and Tyrion sometimes

權游在第四季後質量就大幅度下滑了。僅有的幾個我覺得還有點意思的角色就是獵狗，席恩和小惡魔了。

[–][MEM] Zach Randolphteejaymmk 18 指標 2小時前

Man poor Tyrion. His character is so uninteresting now.

可憐的小惡魔。現在他這個角色被寫得無聊透頂。

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