亞馬遜只是隱藏了員工苦難的沃爾瑪

My kids are accusing me of having a "Favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don"t really like any of them.

我的小孩總說我偏愛某一個孩子，這可太搞笑了，因為我不喜歡他們中的任何一個。

——stewie123

Good ... A gorgeous girl hugs you.

Bad... You get an erection.

Worse...You realize it』s not yours.

Worst...Now you"ve got an erection!

好——一個美女抱了你。

壞——你感覺什麼東西硬了。

更壞——原來不是你硬了。

最壞——然後你硬了。

——Weaverdog

A Paki taxi driver in Rotherham said to the teenage girl in his cab, "You"re the second pregnant girl I"ve driven home tonight."

"I"m not pregnant," she laughed.

"You"re not home yet," he replied.

羅瑟勒姆的一名巴基斯坦裔計程車司機對車上的少女說：「你是我今晚送回家的第二個懷孕的女孩。」

「我沒懷孕啊。」她笑著說。

「你還沒到家呢。」他回道。

——Stallion

#百度羅瑟勒姆有驚嚇

I"ve bought some really cheap handguns and automatic rifles from America.

Their "Back to school" sales are awesome.

我從美國買了一些非常便宜的手槍和自動步槍。

他們的「返校季促銷」可真划算。

——Stallion

生活總是如此意想不到

這兩天要屏蔽一部分人了

所有人都需要快樂

Just do it

至今都不相信已經快到5月份了，我覺得今天才剛1月116日。

——TheWeirdWorld

Men may never know the pain of childbirth, but women will never know the pain of finding out the child they"ve been raising isn"t their own.

男人可能永遠無法感受到分娩的疼痛，但女人也不會了解發現自己一直在給別人養孩子的痛苦。

——The_Prodigal_Pariah

Amazon is just Wal-Mart but with the workers" misery hidden from view.

亞馬遜只是隱藏了員工苦難的沃爾瑪。

——angoleiroc

Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.

孩子不停問「為什麼」其實是在用蘇格拉底方法激發大人的辯證思維。

——Spaadaj

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