騎士和綠軍將搶七，美國球迷：勒布朗-金剛狼-詹姆斯

[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers (3-3) defeat the Boston Celtics (3-3), 109-99, to force a game 7

[賽後]凱爾特人99-109騎士，羅齊爾28+7，希爾20+3，詹姆斯46+11+9，凱爾特人3-3騎士

[–]Trail BlazersOgonGuitarist 190 points 8 minutes ago

[–]Celticscrackdup 41 points 8 minutes ago

As a celtics supporter he is responsible for 90% of my playoff sad memories

凱爾特人球迷：作為一個凱爾特人支持者，他要對我90%的季後賽悲傷記憶負責。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanDoyinYale 9 points 6 minutes ago

I feel you bruh

猛龍球迷：大兄弟我懂你。

[–]CelticsLamarMillerIsCat 7 points 6 minutes ago

I have a ton of respect for him tho.

凱爾特人球迷：不過我也對他有滿滿的敬意。

[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets 65 points 9 minutes ago

LeThanosDidNothingWrong

勒滅霸，理在他。

[–]Nuggetsmohiben 739 points 30 minutes ago

"In time, you will know what it"s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you"re the better team. Yet to fail all the same.

Dread it. Run from it. Elimination still arrives.

And now, it"s here. Or should I say, I am." -LeThanos

總有一天，你們總會明白失敗的感覺。

明明覺得自己才是那支更出色的球隊，卻又絕望地發現自己到了最後還是會面臨失敗的結局。

你可以恐懼，可以逃跑。但淘汰終將會降臨。

而現在，它已經降臨。又或者說，我，已經降臨。

——詹滅霸

[譯註1]。

[譯註1]：改編自《復仇者聯盟3：無限戰爭》的台詞。詹姆斯經常被美國網友比作滅霸。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesRunningTall 467 points an hour ago

[–]WarriorsrNBAModsFuckingSuck 225 points 12 minutes ago

LeBron sacrificed a goat in order to win this game.

勒布朗獻祭了一頭山羊以換取這場勝利。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmisterplinkett 95 points 12 minutes ago

The Salah route

薩拉赫的套路

[譯註2]。

[譯註2]：穆罕默德-薩拉赫帶領埃及國家隊打進了2018年的世界盃決賽圈，他的家庭在世界盃開賽前將獻祭三頭牛為他祈福。

[–]NuggetsBlindManBaldwin 78 points 12 minutes ago

He killed himself?

史上最偉大球員

[譯註3]……他獻祭了他自己？

[譯註3]：goat既有「山羊」的意思，也是「史上最佳球員」的縮寫。

[–][MIA] Josh Richardsonjc-f 25 points 10 minutes ago

Nah, Cedi.

Notice how he suspiciously didn"t get any minutes?

不，他獻祭了切迪。

注意到了沒？切迪-奧斯曼沒拿到任何上場時間，這很可疑。

[–]Jazzpoopdawg4 294 points 17 minutes ago 

We just witnessed LeBron"s leg literally healing itself midgame. That man is gonna play forever.

我們剛剛見證了勒布朗的腿在比賽中途自愈了，毫不誇張。這傢伙要一直打球打到宇宙盡頭了。

[–][BOS] Allan RayAnzaiOne 21 points 11 minutes ago 

Lebron "Wolverine" James.

勒布朗-金剛狼-詹姆斯。

[–]Spursephemeral_speck 66 points 16 minutes ago 

Ikr? I thought the vibranium thing was just a meme...

對吧？之前說詹姆斯的身體是用「振金」[譯註4]打造的，我還以為只是大家在玩梗呢。

[譯註4]：振金是出現在漫威漫畫世界中的一種虛構金屬。最為人所知的用途是製造美國隊長的圓盾。

[–]KnicksWindowSenate 45 points 34 minutes ago

His hairline is his only weak spot.

髮際線是他的唯一弱點。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryBenlee1000- 28 points 10 minutes ago 

This is the injury that put Curry out for a month ffs.

That man is literally a god

勇士球迷：卧了個槽，這可是讓庫里養了一個月的傷。

這傢伙真的就是神一樣。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantLittleTasteOfPoison 100 points 54 minutes ago

LeBron is straight out of a video game. This is 2k, definitely not real life.

勒布朗就像是直接從遊戲里走出來的一樣。這表現不是真的，這絕對是拿2K打出來的。

[–]NBAYourMajesty90 521 points an hour ago

Watching KD and LeBron perform in the 4th on back to back nights really puts into perspective the gap between the two.

在接連兩晚看到杜蘭特和勒布朗的第四節表現，這簡直完美說明他們兩個的差距在哪。

[–]76ersHandRailSuicide1 129 points 18 minutes ago 

Stevens did not gameplan for Love getting concussed. Good on Lue for making that early game adjustment

史蒂文斯千算萬算，沒料到樂福會腦震蕩。盧在比賽開頭的調整做得不錯。 

[–]Celtics0DegreesCalvin 173 points 23 minutes ago

Really threw us for a loop.

凱爾特人球迷：確實打了我凱一個措手不及

[譯註5]。

[譯註5]：此前泰倫-盧曾解釋，科沃爾上場時間減少是因為凱爾特人不上奧傑萊，「打了騎士一個措手不及」。參見《[美國JRs之聲]科沃爾為何不上場？盧表示是因為綠軍沒上奧傑萊》。

[–]ten_inch_pianist 78 points 22 minutes ago

You"re joking, but he did leave Baynes out all game for no apparent reason.

樓上的老哥是在開玩笑，但史蒂文斯這場比賽確實毫無理由地就把貝恩斯摁在板凳上了。

[–]Jackalope0331 21 points 19 minutes ago

We really struggled with rebounds on both sides of the court and put backs. I feel like Baynes is one of our best at pulling down rebounds and he was missed out there.

凱爾特人球迷：我們在攻防兩端都苦苦掙扎於籃板拼搶和補籃得分。我覺得貝恩斯是我們最好的籃板手之一，但需要他的時候他卻不在場。

[–]RaptorsVeryCanadian 91 points 45 minutes ago

46/11/9 3 steals/1 block.

That was a pantheon game out of LeBron. That"s one of the best, clutchest performances I"ve ever seen in an NBA game.

46分11籃板9助攻3搶斷1封蓋。

這是詹姆斯神作中的神作。我看過的所有NBA比賽里表現最出色、最關鍵的一場。

[–]HeatNumber333 1054 points 46 minutes ago

It is absolutely mind-boggling how different these games are when the role players help just an ounce. 18 from Hill and 14 from Green and the Cavs were never in super serious danger.

Regardless, it will take an inhuman LeBron performance in Game 7. In Boston. C"s 10-0 there. No Love. Oof.

角色球員們稍微幫了一把手，比賽就變得完全不一樣了，這真是令人震驚。希爾18分，格林14分，這場的騎士就從未陷於絕境了。

不論如何，勒布朗第7場仍然需要打出超人類的表現。下一場在波士頓。凱爾特人10勝0負的球場。沒有樂福。媽呀。

[–]theatlian 409 points 44 minutes ago

Nance was also outstanding. He"s been good all series, imo, but stepped it up even more today and got more minutes

南斯的表現也十分優秀。我覺得他整個系列賽都打得很好，不過今晚更上一層樓，出場時間也更多。

[–][BOS] Tom Heinsohnanimal_crackers 160 points an hour ago

Fucking Morris just had to give him motivation. He"s had a huge impact since that scuffle.

凱爾特人球迷：MLGBD莫里斯非得給南斯來點額外的動力（上場比賽挑釁南斯），自從他倆干架之後，南斯的作用就一直很大。

[–]KnicksLyin-Don 71 points 50 minutes ago

As a Knicks fan I find practically ever player on your team likable and easy to root for except Morris.

Terry, Tatum, Brown, Al, Smart, Baynes - love em all. But fuck Morris. Love watching him lose

尼克斯球迷：作為尼克斯球迷，我發現其實你凱其實每名球員都很可愛很吸粉，除了莫里斯。

羅齊爾，塔特姆，布朗，霍弗德，斯馬特，貝恩斯——我個個都喜歡。但干特么的莫里斯，我就喜歡看他輸。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonThe_Wavy_Man_ 39 points 42 minutes ago

Personally don"t mind most of the Celtics, but Morris bothers me as well. Guy acts like he"s Larry Bird for being the 4th option on this Celtics team.

騎士球迷：個人而言，我不介意凱爾特人大部分球員的表現，但也是莫里斯讓我心煩。這傢伙只是凱爾特人的第四進攻選擇，演得卻像自己是拉里-伯德一樣。

[–]SupersonicsTEFL_job_seeker 92 points an hour ago

Is Love sure to miss Game 7?

樂福鐵定缺席第七場了么？

[–]76erssensualdrywall 133 points an hour ago

Assuming he has a concussion, I think it"s unlikely that he"ll be cleared by Sunday.

如果他有腦震蕩的話，我不覺得這周日他能恢復出戰。

[–]KnicksVertriv 72 points 56 minutes ago

in a game 7 I"m 100% sure they"ll fudge the tests just put Love in, and he"d be on board

not that I"m saying that"s a good thing

在搶七生死戰里，我100%確定騎士會矇混過關，強行讓樂福能上場，而且我覺得樂福也會願意。

先聲明一下啊，我並不是說這就是什麼好事。

[–]Trail Blazersiheartquokkas 821 points an hour ago 

wow JR snapped and went off for 5 points

哇JR暴發，怒砍5分。

[–]Spursgila-monster 222 points an hour ago 

if only jr smith remembered how to shoot

要是JR-史密斯能想起來如何投籃就好了。

[–][TOR] Jalen Roseniggyazalea 95 points an hour ago 

He hasn』t hit a 3 yet in Beantown all year

他這賽季三分還沒在波士頓開過張呢。

[–]Celticsstephen340 118 points an hour ago 

Watch him go 8/12 from three next game

凱爾特人球迷：等著看他下場比賽三分12中8。

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovexorphz 82 points an hour ago 

That would be very Jr-like

可以，這很JR。

[–]Supersonicsexasperated_dreams 84 points an hour ago 

I think JR and Korver"s shooting will probably be the most important thing g7.

我覺得JR和科沃爾的投射很可能是決定G7結果的最重要因素。

[–]Bullskashmoney36 665 points an hour ago 

I"m sad I"ll never be good at anything in my life as much as LeBron is good at basketball

勒布朗在打球上的優秀程度，我這輩子做任何事都趕不上了。我很憂傷。

[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 738 points an hour ago 

I mean neither will almost everyone ever born in history

然而有史以來的大多數人都是這樣啊。

[–]Timberwolvesright_foot 268 points an hour ago 

I"m so good at jerking off tho

然而我的擼管技術是那麼的強。

[–]TimberwolvesGuy_Fieri_69 112 points an hour ago 

I miiiiiiight be better tho.

我可能比你強一丁丁點喲。

[–]CavaliersLamentably 114 points an hour ago 

so jerk each other off

那你們去互擼對決一番吧。

[–]Nuggetsorangeslash 43 points an hour ago 

It"s annoying that he"s better at basketball than I am at watching basketball.

勒布朗打球甚至比我看球都強，這太惱人了。

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