詹姆斯打滿48分鐘，美國球迷：詹姆斯讓美言和讚賞都顯得蒼白無力
LeBron James played the entire 48 minutes of the game
勒布朗-詹姆斯在G7打滿了整整48分鐘。
[–]Timberwolvespuckallday 1622 指標 54 分鐘前
People really thought Lebron was gonna let his team lose game 7 lol
人們還真以為勒布朗真會允許自己的球隊在G7輸球呢，天真。
[–]Timberwolvesnaithrowaway 414 指標 51 分鐘前
Admittedly it got close a few times but the king refused to fail in the end
不可否認，騎士這場有幾次差點就掉入深淵了後，但最後詹皇還是拒絕失敗。
[–]Heatlanzaio 48 指標 44 分鐘前
Rosier said "not on my watch."
羅齊爾：「有我在你休想輸。」
[–][POR] Geoff PetrieTheGourmet9 268 指標 37 分鐘前
JVG and Mark Jackson kept criticising him for not posting up and going to the basket every time in the third quarter and couldn"t seem to understand why that is. When he"s playing every minute for basically 2 straight games in his 15th year and has to get through the entire 4th quarter
傑夫-范甘迪和馬克-傑克遜不停的在第三節批評老詹沒能低位造殺傷並攻擊籃筐，但他們似乎根本沒意識到老詹為什麼沒這麼做：職業生涯第十五個賽季的詹姆斯不但連續出場了兩場比賽的每一分鐘，而且即將打滿第四節。
[–]Raptorsrealsomalipirate 191 指標 36 分鐘前
Mark Jackson"s commentary is probably the worst possible advertisement to any GM in the league.
馬克-傑克遜就這解說水平還想找到下一份教練工作？這要是自我推銷，總經理直接就打道回府了。
[–]New Jersey Netsvblade2003 51 指標 24 分鐘前
Forward LeBron James yelled out, 「There you go! There you go.」 Sharpshooter LeBron James gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard LeBron James yelled out, 「We got an [expletive] squad now.」 And before James hit the locker room door, former Sonic Jeff Green hugged him and said, 「Get me a huge contract too."
前鋒勒布朗詹姆斯大聲喊道：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮！」神射手勒布朗-詹姆斯的臉上帶著一臉歡愉的驚喜。後衛勒布朗-詹姆斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣！」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，前超音速球員傑夫-格林狠狠地擁抱了他：「也給我一份大合同唄。」
[譯註1]
[譯註1]改編自:[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」
[–]Lakerswhatjever 110 指標 1小時前
Ty Lue ultimately made the decision.
盧指導最終還是祭出了終極戰術。
[–]Knickstheonlyoptionistopoo[??] 540 指標 54 分鐘前
Ty Lue did what he had to do
盧指導做了他該做的。
[–]Supersonicskevread 153 指標 51 分鐘前
Sit there and let Lebron coach?
明牌託管？
[–]JuzBlu 361 指標 49 分鐘前
Ty Lue actually coached well this series, I hate this narrative.
盧指導這個系列賽的調控其實非常到位，別再無腦黑他了。
[–]Messiahhh 84 指標 47 分鐘前*
If the only way you can be successful is if the best player in the world plays for 41-48 minutes a night your ability to coach well should be questioned.
當你的成功秘訣是讓聯盟第一人每場打個41-48分鐘，你的執教水平很難不被質疑。
[–]JuzBlu 264 指標 46 分鐘前
Or you have a cast of bums who do not have the cohesion needed to consistently win.
可是騎士其他的角色球員凝聚力不夠，穩定性不足以取勝啊。
[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisDakkan10 54 指標 43 分鐘前
Is it his fault that role players don』t want to hit any shots? They played well the second half but first they were atrocious and they were horrible every game on the road this series. Plus he has no Kevin love so lebron has to play 48. Would you rather have Jordan Clarkson leading the unit with lebron on the bench in an elimination game?
角色球員們就是沒法投進球這事兒總不能賴盧指導吧？誠然，角色球員們在下半場找回了感覺，但上半場他們簡直辣眼，而且這個系列賽每個客場都非常糟糕。其次，騎士陣中還缺少了凱文-樂福，所以詹姆斯必須得強上48分鐘。你難道更願意讓勒布朗呆在板凳上休息，然後把生死戰帶隊的任務交給喬丹-克拉克森呢？
[–]CavaliersJayang 36 指標 52 分鐘前
Clutch double timeout in the 4th, allowed Lebron to rest up for the final stretch of the game
騎士球迷：第四節盧指導連續叫了兩個暫停，幫我詹贏得喘息的時間。關鍵操作。
[–]Supersonicsrcuosukgi42 20 指標 37 分鐘前
Defeinitely one of the smartest coaching decisions I"ve seen Ty Lue make.
這是我見過的盧指導叫出過的最好的戰術之一。
[–][GSW] Patrick McCawStuBenedict 228 指標 57 分鐘前
At some point, he outshines any use of hyperbole and tires out any possible description. I"m deeply impressed by this human being.
勇士球迷：有些時候，勒布朗真的讓所有美言和讚賞都變得蒼白，怎麼會有這麼優秀的人啊？！
[–]Raptorsdjammz 53 指標 40 分鐘前
This. So much this. I"ve run out ways to describe his greatness on a daily basis. We are so privileged to watch this phenom in our life.
猛龍球迷：這句話真說到我心坎兒上了！我也曾為了描述勒布朗的偉大而皓首窮經卻不可得。真的，有幸見證這樣一位歷史級球員是我們的幸運。
[–][PHI] T.J. McConnellsto_248 321 指標 59 分鐘前*
There』s deadass a 50% chance LeBron is not human
勒布朗不是人類接近實錘。
[–]WizardsMothman91 297 指標 59 分鐘前
LeDurable
勒耐艹。
[–]HeatAlallah 199 指標 56 分鐘前
my bum ass can』t even run on the treadmill for 5 minutes how this dude play 48?
我甚至沒法在跑步機上堅持5分鐘，這個男人是怎麼打滿48分鐘比賽的？
[–]Raptors BandwagonBasketballHighlight 79 指標 48 分鐘前
Do you spend 1 mill on ur body each year?
這個問題你每年給自己身體充100萬刀就能解決。
[–]jennahazeass 51 指標 45 分鐘前
Like that would help. Lebron is just a freak but also extremely determined
這個問題你充錢也不能解決。勒布朗不但是天賦異秉的怪獸，同時也是一個超級有決心的硬漢。
[–]SnowdensOfYesteryear 33 指標 22 分鐘前
If you spend 1mil on your body every year and you can"t run 5 mins on a treadmill, you might need to fire your trainer.
如果你每年給你身體充100萬刀你還不能在跑步機上堅持超過5分鐘，你可能需要請你的訓練師吃魷魚了。
[–][CLE] Zydrunas IlgauskasAPF429 134 指標 54 分鐘前
Game 100, year 15, game 7 of the ECF, 33 years old. Played. Every. Minute.
騎士球迷：33歲，生涯的第15個賽季，第100場季後賽，東部決賽第七場。打，滿，全，場。
[–]CavaliersThatDaveyGuy 232 指標 59 分鐘前
He』s gonna eat so many oranges on the way home
騎士球迷：回家路上詹姆斯得多吃點橘子了
[譯註2]
[譯註2]：在本賽季季後賽第一輪對陣步行者的搶7，比賽來到第三節最後時刻的時候，詹姆斯因為體力不支從而早早的就回到了更衣室，第三節抽筋這也是詹姆斯職業生涯的第一次。第四節詹姆斯便回到了替補席，這時詹姆斯已經在替補席上吃起了橘子。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 81 指標 50 分鐘前
The Cavs should just carry him out at this point since he carried them
凱爾特人球迷：現在，是時候讓騎士眾將背他回家了，畢竟詹姆斯一直在背著他們前進。
[–]Supersonicsrcuosukgi42 44 指標 38 分鐘前
One of the Cavs would get injured trying to pick him up, and LeBron would have to give him a piggyback out the door instead.
「賽後，一名騎士球員在扶起詹姆斯的過程中受傷，勒布朗不得不反過來馱著他走出了更衣室。」
LeBron James has now clinched a Finals appearance in 8 consecutive seasons
勒布朗-詹姆斯連續第8年闖入總決賽
[–][POR] Shareef Abdur-Rahimgrahamtasticj 113 指標 1小時前
Who the fuck is this guy. Unreal
為什麼會有這麼不真實的人存在啊？！
[–]SunsSportsMasterGeneral 505 指標 1小時前
Remember when people were making LeBron no ring jokes lol
還記得當年人們拿勒布朗無冠說事的時代嗎，hhhh。
[–]SupersonicsPhudiMar 189 指標 56 分鐘前
Played less then 20 regular season games with this roster too
同時，騎士常規賽只適用這套班底打了不到20場球。
[–]HuskiesImTrang 88 指標 33 分鐘前
Its like a shitty sport movie where a guy pick random guys on the street and they go all the way to National.
這簡直像那種狗血體育電影：男主隨便在街上挑了幾個人，然後帶著他們一路殺向全國冠軍。
[–]HeatNumber333 78 指標 49 分鐘前
I genuinely wonder if people are going to forget about those days. Maybe not since it"s so well documented(plus tied to his legacy of leaving Cleveland), but MJ for a time period was regarded as a scorer and that"s all can"t win in the playoffs because he kept getting his head caved in by the Celtics and Pistons. NO ONE remembers that nowadays.
我估計人們其實會漸漸忘了當年詹姆斯無冠時的生涯。這也許不會吧，畢竟現在的數據記錄保存的實在太完好完整了（同時詹姆斯還有這決定1.0這樣一個註定會長存人們心間的事件）。但是，一度接連被活塞與綠軍送回家的喬丹，也曾被人視作一個無法在季後賽取得突破的純得分手。只不過，現在根本沒有人提起這些。
[–]IDontRegreddit 34 指標 46 分鐘前
Yeah it was crazy that MJ was viewed as such a ball hog/chucker back then. Lots of narratives about not being a winner too. As for the old days of LeBron, I"m sure most people will forget but it"ll be brought up similarly to what this comment thread is now - someone will just bring up "Hey at the time it wasn"t quite like that," but a lot of revisionist history will happen.
是的，這讓人想到了當年喬丹被輿論指責為球場黑洞以及無法成為一個贏家時的瘋狂年代。至於勒布朗的舊光陰，我很確定大多數人們都會忘記那段歲月，但當有人突然提起：「嘿，曾經勒布朗也不總是這樣一帆風順的」的時候，人們又會想起來一些事實，但是到那個時候我想會有很多篡改歷史的評論會出現。
[–]SpursBarncore 44 指標 50 分鐘前
"LeChoke"
馬刺球迷：大家曾叫詹姆斯為「隱身詹」
And now he"s the most productive elimination game player ever
然後他現在成為了史上生死戰產出效率最高的球員。
[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 53 指標 48 分鐘前
Some franchises have to develop around the draft, go into rebuilding for half a decade for a CHANCE to get to the CONFERENCE finals.
Lebron takes a team that was reassembled midseason to the Finals.
Absolutely unreal.
有些球隊僅僅為了一個進入分區決賽的機會，就需要圍繞選秀囤積天賦，整整重建四五年。
而詹姆斯帶著一隻幾乎是賽季中期全員重組的隊伍走進了總決。
這簡直難以置信。
[–]cenobite363 48 指標 1小時前
LEBRON. YOU THIEF. YOU STOLE MY HEART.
「詹姆斯，你個小偷！你偷走了我的心！」
[譯註4]
[譯註4]：ESPN巴西解說員上場比賽在詹姆斯連續投中兩個後撤步三分時的激情解說。
[–]LakersStarved-Nutritionist 174 指標 51 分鐘前
The last time LeBron wasn"t in the Finals, my daughter hadn"t even been born yet. She"ll be turning 8 this summer. That honestly blows my mind.
Her entire life so far, there have been 2 things guaranteed: taxes and LBJ in the Finals.
湖人球迷：上次勒布朗沒進總決賽的時候我的女兒都還沒出生呢！而今年夏天她就要八歲了，我感到我的大腦有些不能接受這一切。
可以說對她的整個一生而言，只有兩件事情是板上釘釘雷打不動的：交稅和勒布朗進總決。
[–]Rockets Bandwagonroyalfreshness8 254 指標 1小時前
lebron and the finals. name a more iconic duo
總決配老詹，呼吸般自然。
[–]QueenJamesKingJordan 733 指標 1小時前
Is there anyway to change your user name on here? Asking for a friend
ID為「皇后詹姆斯，國王喬丹」的用戶：我舍友托我問問大家，知道怎麼改自己的用戶名嗎？
[–]KnicksWealthier_nasty 376 指標 1小時前
The queen is the more versatile chess piece so you』re good my man
在國際象棋里皇后是一個比國王更加全面且功能多樣的棋子。所以大兄弟，你的ID沒問題！
[–]CavaliersTooManyCookz 126 指標 1小時前
Check, mate.
騎士球迷：將，軍。
※比原版還棒的NBA版權游出新，看看你能get到幾個梗？
※火箭勇士賠率領跑聯盟，贏了香車會所，輸了下海乾活？
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