西蒙斯右手擲出好球，美國球迷：他是不是應該換用右手投籃
[O"Connor] 本-西蒙斯這記用右手開出的球多漂亮啊，他還用右手寫字，用右手吃飯，用右手傳出縱貫全場的傳球，他80%的上籃和灌籃都用右手，但是，也不知道為啥，他就用左手投籃。
[O"Connor] What a beautifully thrown right-handed first pitch by Ben Simmons, who also writes with his right hand, eats with his right hand, throws full court heaves with his right hand, and 80% of the time lays the ball up and dunks with his right hand, but for some reason shoots lefty.
視頻鏈接：西蒙斯為費城人棒球隊開球>>http://t.cn/R1GO3wY
[–]Sunsbearthefuckdown 258 指標 4小時前
Lmao. That was a nice pitch though.
噗哈哈哈太搞笑了。不過這球擲得很棒啊。
[–]HornetsFlowersInACup 363 指標 4小時前
Someone on twitter made a joke like "who knew Ben could hit something beyond 10 feet"
有人在關於這次擲球的推特上講了個段子，「誰能想到本-西蒙斯能在3米開外的地方命中目標呢。」
[–]WizardsNo_Indication 1185 指標 4小時前
Wonder why he can"t shoot....
就這還有人好奇他為什麼不會投籃呢……（非慣用手投籃）
[–][CLE] Cedi Osmanttgmih 514 指標 4小時前
Lebron is left handed outside of basketball
騎士球迷：除了打籃球的時候用右手，詹姆斯平常是個左撇子。
[–]FrozoneMcNugget 309 指標 4小時前
Bron is ambidextrous
詹姆斯是雙手俱利（兩隻手都同樣嫻熟）。
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownOrangeKookie 580 指標 4小時前
isn"t the correct term cross-dominant?
ambidextrous means he could do everything with either hand
凱爾特人球迷：正確的說法不應該是左右共用么（有些活用左手干，有些事則用右手做）？
雙手俱利的意思是說，不管什麼事情，他的左右手都能做到。
[–]Raptorsmrtyson56 245 指標 2小時前
Yo you mean amphibious.
你是想說他能左右開弓吧。
[–]Minumot 159 指標 4小時前
Why are you being downvoted for using the right term? You didn"t even say it in a rude manner.
為什麼你用詞正確卻被點滅了呢？你的語氣又沒那麼粗魯。
[–]PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE 438 指標 3小時前
Fuck you
（ID：私信我你的首張*河蟹*）：QNMD滾！哈哈！
[–][MIL] Bill ZopfFKJVMMP 52 指標 3小時前
How do you verify that it"s somebody"s first nude, and how many times has the FBI broken down your door looking for child porn?
你是怎麼核實人家發你的是不是她/他的首張*河蟹*，還有，FBI突襲你家搜查幼童毛片多少回了啊，說！
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaGettingLostInDaSauce 139 指標 5小時前
Lebron shoots with his right, but is left handed
詹姆斯用右手投籃，可他是個左撇子。
[–]MavericksDirkDigglerFFL 94 指標 4小時前
I"m left handed when eating/writing/brushing my teeth/bowling/golf, but I throw footballs and basketballs with my right. Feels weird otherwise. Simmons probably experiences something similar.
我吃飯、寫字、刷牙、打保齡球和高爾夫的時候用左手，但是打橄欖球和籃球的時候用右手。不然的話我會感覺很彆扭。西蒙斯可能和我有類似的經驗吧。
[–][BOS] Jayson Tatumpaper_read_murder 26 指標 4小時前
im the exact opposite lol. I eat, write, etc with my right, but shoot basketballs, bowl, and throw stuff with my left.
哈哈，我正好相反。我吃飯寫字什麼的用右手，但是打籃球、保齡球和扔東西的時候用左手。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Balla_new_hopia 149 指標 3小時前
I write and shoot with my right but can use either hand masturbating
我用右手寫字、投籃，但是擼管的時候我兩隻手都可以。
[–]SunsRomo_is_GOAT 63 指標 3小時前
Ah, a man of culture
有品位的男人。
[–]RaptorsDbomboob 9 指標 1小時前
I jerk off with my left hand but write and shoot with my right hand.
Does this fit me?
我擼管的時候用左手，但是寫字和投籃的時候用右手。
我算不算是左右互搏啊？
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPoIIux 3 指標 52 分鐘前
Nah that makes you normal
不，你這個叫正常人。
[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonAvrproX17_Game 2 指標 49 分鐘前
No, you are what we call in the medical field... male.
他這種情況，我們在醫學領域稱為……男性。
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 32 指標 4小時前
It"s clearly working for LeBron though. And LeBron"s shot looks natural, while Ben just looks super awkward and uncomfortable shooting.
不過將場上場下的利好手區別開來對詹姆斯而言還挺管用的，而且他的投籃看起來挺自然的，而西蒙斯的看著就挺彆扭的，投籃時感覺很不舒服。
[–]Supersonicsmercwitha40ounce 20 指標 2小時前
I couldn"t even tell you what Ben Simmons" jumper looks like.
我甚至都沒法跟你形容本-西蒙斯的跳投姿勢是什麼樣的。
[–]NBALeJordanBelfort 638 指標 4小時前
"I would build that thing anew" – Kobe
「我覺得吧，他還是換個新的投籃姿勢吧。」——科比。
[譯註1]
[譯註1][美國JRs之聲]科比覺得西蒙斯可以換個投籃姿勢，美國球迷：趕緊改用右手投籃吧>>
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicBOOOOOiiiiiiiii 143 指標 4小時前
Didn"t Ben dismiss Kobe lol?
哈哈，西蒙斯是不是沒有搭理科比這茬啊？
[–]Rockets BandwagonFramedDig50 170 指標 4小時前
The 76ers have to have noticed this...
76人一定得注意到這點啊！
[–]dontwanttacoboutit 78 指標 2小時前
Lebron, Bird, Westbrook, Gary Payton. All guys that are left handed off the court and shoot right handed. It"s not that uncommon
詹姆斯，伯德，威斯布魯克，加里-佩頓。他們都是右手打球，生活中用左手的。這不是什麼新鮮事兒。
[–]Cavalierswhooligans 40 指標 2小時前
but simmons still doesnt a lot of things on the court predominantly with his right hand...
可是，西蒙斯在場上還是主要用右手來完成大多技術動作的啊。
[–]dontwanttacoboutit 9 指標 2小時前
Look all I"m saying is a dude knows which hand is more comfortable to shoot with. I dribble a lot with my left hand and am a better left handed dribbler when I play. I also pass better with my left. But I shoot right handed. You can be cross dominate even within the different things you do on a basketball court.
你看，我說的這些人，他們都清楚自己用哪只手投籃更舒服些。我運球大多用左手，我打球的時候左手運球會更出色點。我左手傳球也更好一些。但是我用右手投籃。在籃球場上，不同的技術動作，其利好手也會有不同。
[–]Wizardsslowestmojo 37 指標 2小時前
We"re talking about an NBA player that won"t shoot it past ten feet. Seems like he"s not comfortable with either.
我們在討論的這位NBA球員是不會在超過3米遠的地方投籃的。看起來不管用哪只手投籃他都感覺很彆扭。
[–]76ersColeTrickleVroom 13 指標 2小時前
JJ Redick said on his podcast he"s told Simmons to shoot with his right.
76人球迷：JJ-雷迪克在他的播客節目上說過，他告訴過西蒙斯用他的右手投籃。
[–]GrizzliesAntiSharkSpray 211 指標 4小時前
It would be hilarious if they changed his jumpshot to right handed and it somehow gets even worse.
如果教練組把西蒙斯調成用右手跳投，而且投籃竟然還變得更差的話，那可就搞笑了。
[–]hazeleyedwolff 249 指標 4小時前
Not possible.
不可能。
[–]BucksOnlyReadsFirstLine 86 指標 3小時前
Not even as a joke, it isn"t possible to make it worse.
樓上的老哥甚至都不是在開玩笑，是真的不可能更差了。
[–]76ersTheHeliosNebula 30 指標 2小時前
Very possible. He could be shooting like October Fultz
76人球迷：有可能啊。他的籃子有可能變成賽季初富爾茨那樣。
[–]valleymountain 26 指標 2小時前
"I think I was supposed to be right-handed," Ben says. "It"s all natural now."
actual quote from Simmons two years ago. father wanted him to be able to shoot with both hands though, so made him start shooting with his left and he never went back to his right for jumpshots.
「我覺得我之前應該用右手投籃」，本-西蒙斯說，「不過現在都很自然了。」
這是西蒙斯兩年前說的原話。不過，他的爸爸是想讓他能左右開弓，所以就開始讓他用左手投籃的，而在那之後，他就再也沒用過右手跳投了。
[–]76ersGOAT_Redditor 208 指標 4小時前
Tinashe is a snek
76人球迷：Tinashe就是條蛇。
[譯註1]
[譯註1]：Tinashe，美國R&B歌手，本-西蒙斯的前女友。
[–]Warriorscbass_1636 31 指標 4小時前
Why do you say that?
為什麼這麼說？
[–][GSW] Sarunas Marciulionishaidudewhatsup 22 指標 2小時前
What"d she do? They not together anymore?
她幹什麼了？他們分手了？
[–]76ersstr00del 67 指標 2小時前
Yea she was using him for publicity to try and get more in the spotlight. Ben shut that shit down once he realized what was going on.
76人球迷：是的，Tinashe只是在利用西蒙斯宣傳博關注度。在西蒙斯意識到事情的情況後，他便斬斷了這段關係。
[–][CLE] LeBron James5outof7_yes 14 指標 1小時前*
I got you fam https://mtonews.com/ben-simmons-broke-up-with-tinashe-kardashian
我找到了，老哥。新聞鏈接：本-西蒙斯與Tinashe分手>>
[–]Spurs4675029 2 指標 50 分鐘前
Honestly bro I saw that shit coming a mile away, and anyone who follows Tinashe would have told you the same thing. This is the same chick who went on Snapchat and ranted at HER OWN FANS for not supporting her enough by buying her trash ass music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RFlDO4BCM8
說真的老哥，我早就知道這葫蘆里是什麼葯了，而且任何關注Tinashe的人都會這麼說。Tinashe可是上Snapchat跟她自己的粉絲，那可是她自己的粉絲啊，抱怨說這些粉絲對她的支持不夠，買她的垃圾音樂還不夠多。
視頻鏈接：Tinashe抱怨粉絲們不買她的專輯，只在SnapChat上關注她而已>>http://t.cn/R1Gpm0w
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