勇士橫掃騎士完成衛冕，美國球迷：騎士毫無鬥志

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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors sweep the Cleveland Cavaliers, 108-85, to become the 2018 NBA Champions.Post Game Thread

[賽後]勇士108-85騎士，庫里37+6，杜蘭特20+12+10，詹姆斯23+7+8，勇士橫掃奪冠

[–]CelticsMarch1st 1196 指標 17 分鐘前

If you told me this is how the playoffs would end at the beginning of the season I would"ve said yeah that makes sense.

凱爾特人球迷：如果，你在賽季初告訴我今年季後賽的結局會跟我們今天看到的一模一樣，我會說……你這不廢話嗎

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 149 指標 13 分鐘前

I would have casually agreed and made a template comment about how I"m tired of the same 2 teams in the finals

黃蜂球迷：我會很隨意地附和一下這個觀點然後給出一個已經陳腔濫調的評論：又是騎勇兩隊在總決賽相遇，我真的看厭了。

[–]Cavaliersnumber90901 30 指標 10 分鐘前

I would have said "Wow, I can"t believe this Cavs team made it to the finals"

騎士球迷：我會說，哇，我不敢相信騎士居然能打到總決賽。

[–]CelticsMarch1st 5 指標 5 分鐘前

No, before the beginning of the year it wasn』t really known they』d be that bad. It was only really halfway through the season when people thought they might be in trouble, and after the trades people relaxed again.

凱爾特人球迷：不，這個賽季開始前我們都不知道騎士原來有這麼糟糕。是到了賽季過半的時候人們才開始覺得騎士今年有點麻煩，而在中期交易後人們心態才又開始放鬆。

Still hard to believe the Pacers were a score and a half away from beating them the first round in game 7.

還是難以置信步行者差點就在第一輪搶七里贏了騎士。

[–]Bullsbears2267 2192 指標 19 分鐘前

See you all next year for the NBA Finals between the Eastern Lebrons and the Golden State Warriors

公牛球迷：明年東部勒布朗隊VS金州勇士隊總決賽再見啦，各位老鐵們！

[–]YoungJebediah 468 指標 15 分鐘前

But what if Lebron goes to the Rockets? Will they just cancel the Eastern conference playoffs?

要是明年勒布朗去了火箭怎麼辦？聯盟會不會直接取消東部季後賽啊？

[–]RocketsSgtSlaughterEX 283 指標 12 分鐘前

They"ll cancel the Eastern conference.

火箭球迷：他們會直接取消東部分區。

[–]LakersMolestingLester 91 指標 18 分鐘前

*Celtics

湖人球迷：凱爾特人了解一下。

[–]Sad_Bruce 64 指標 16 分鐘前

*Celtics with Lebron

幫樓上修正一下，應該是招攬來詹姆斯的凱爾特人。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 391 指標 21 分鐘前

https://imgur.com/KYMJZ3W

雷霆球迷：

[–][BOS] Marcus Smartadamjm99 155 指標 20 分鐘前*

The greatest picture of all time, change my mind

edit I changed my own mind

凱爾特人球迷：泰倫盧那張照片是歷史最佳圖片，不服來辯。

我改主意了，是下面這張，不服來辯。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korverkajkajete 106 指標 59 分鐘前

I am quite close on betting on a Rockets Boston finals.

If LBJ leaves the east and Boston gets back Hayward and Irving there is no way they dont reach the finals.

騎士球迷：我現在有點想賭明年凱爾特人和火箭會師總決賽了。

如果勒布朗離開東部，凱爾特人有海沃德和歐文回歸的話，凱爾特人明年不進總決賽就說不過去了。

[–]NBAsunglao 94 指標 56 分鐘前

The Rockets simply can"t afford Lebron. This is the thing people are ignoring about the Warriors superteam, the stars have to align perfectly for it to happen.

火箭根本負擔不起詹姆斯的薪水。人們總會忘了這點：勇士能組成今天的超級球隊是佔盡了天時地利人和。

[–]PistonsSeverelyNocturnal 531 指標 1小時前

This was easily one of the worst NBA finals ever. No amount of money in the world should convince Lebron to come back to Cleveland. Kevin Love needs to get the fuck out of there too and demand a trade.

活塞球迷：今年的總決賽真是有史以來最難看的了。再多的錢也無法留住勒布朗呆在騎士了。樂福也需要趕緊逃離這裡請求交易。

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonpipe-it-up 206 指標 1小時前

First game was crazy until JR

騎士球迷：第一場比賽打得很瘋狂，直到JR……

[–]Timberwolvesmartintee 38 指標 55 分鐘前

3rd game was good for awhile too until the Warriors completely pulled away towards the end.

森林狼球迷：第三場也是激烈了一段時間……直到勇士在關鍵時刻決定收割比賽。

[–]Trail Blazers12panther 190 指標 1小時前

LeSweep

開拓者球迷：勒橫掃。

[–]packersSB53champs 98 指標 1小時前

LeRaptor"d

勒猛龍式橫掃。

[–]LakersPM_ME_AZNBOOBIES 63 指標 1小時前

Lebroom James

湖人球迷：勒布掃-詹姆斯。

[–]drakevibes 91 指標 2小時前

Don"t let this distract you from the fact that the 1st seed Raptors were swept by the guys that just got swept

別被4-0這個比分掩蓋了東部頭號種子猛龍正是被這支騎士隊橫掃的這一事實。

[–]CavaliersXenongamerLP 1459 指標 1小時前

Hey guys just wanted to say it was fun being in the spotlight for the short time being. See you in 30+ years.

騎士球迷：大傢伙，我想說在這段時間內可以得到大家關注真的很有趣，我們三十年後見吧。

[–]LakersHighlyBaked0 360 指標 1小時前

Maybe yall get to draft Bronny Jr and Bron comes back to win a chip with his son

湖人球迷：或許你騎可以通過選秀拿下小勒布朗，然後勒布朗就會回歸騎士和他兒子一起拿個總冠軍。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 3037 指標 1小時前

Man, I really fucking hate watching these Cavs. They need a reset badly, their culture is just awful for a team that has been a consistent contender. No fight whatsoever.

尼克斯球迷：唉，我是真的很煩看到現在這支騎士隊。他們現在急需一次重整，作為一支連續幾年的爭冠球隊，騎士的球隊文化真的很糟糕。毫無鬥志。

[–]NBAdesperateforahope 1406 指標 1小時前

For a game that very well could be Lebron"s last game in Cleveland...

Truly depressing for the crowd and the team and fans everywhere to witness such a broken spirit game

這很有可能是詹姆斯在克利夫蘭打的最後一場比賽……

結果全隊毫無鬥志跟蔫了的茄子一樣，無論是現場的觀眾、騎士本身還是世界各地的球迷，看了都會很堵得慌吧。

[–]Heatcolourofinfinity 708 指標 1小時前、

Man, I know it can be deflating playing the Warriors but you"re at HOME in an ELIMINATION game. And yet, there felt like there was no hunger, no fight, no desperation

熱火球迷：我知道要跟勇士對陣確實會讓人很泄氣，但騎士可是在主場啊，而且還是一場即將面臨被淘汰的比賽。可是即使是這樣，整支隊伍並沒有對勝利的渴望，沒有戰鬥的勇氣，也沒有孤注一擲的精神。

[–]meatbag11 117 指標 1小時前

We all know the fight left the team the moment JR forgot the score. Series was done.

在JR忘記比分那一刻開始，我們就知道戰鬥的精神已經和這支球隊無緣了。這個系列賽在那一刻已經結束。

[–]Warriorsisayhialot222 597 指標 2小時前

KD: "Curry, I only got 20 points tonight so you locked in for FMVP"

Curry: 「Bruh, you got a fucking triple double"

KD: "Oh. For real? ??"

勇士球迷：KD:「庫里，我今晚就拿20分，這樣你就鎖定FMVP了。」

庫里：「老兄，你特么拿了三雙。」

KD:「哦，真的嗎？ssssssss」

[–]LakersHighlyBaked0 80 指標 2小時前

LMAOO

湖人球迷：紅紅火火恍恍惚惚。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-JeffersonExpulsure 385 指標 57 分鐘前

Swaggy P finally got a ring with Iggy

尼克楊終於和Iggy一起拿到了戒指。

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[譯註2]：Iggy是尼克楊的前女友，但這裡指的是伊格達拉Iguodala。

[–]BullsImRBJ 495 指標 2小時前

Forward Kevin Love yelled out, 「There he goes! There he goes.」 Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of the utmost sadness. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, 「Hope you enjoy your new [expletive] squad now.」 And before James hit the private jet door, new Lakers teammate Lonzo Ball hugged him and said, 「It"s about that time」

公牛球迷：前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿了憂愁。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「希望你在新的球隊里過得[TMD]開心。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，他的湖人新隊友朗佐-鮑爾擁抱了他然後說：「是時候離開了。」

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[譯註2]：這裡引用了reddit上有關騎士的同人文。鏈接：[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>>

[–]MavericksTheSwiftLancer 43 指標 2小時前

Can"t be a post game thread without one of these!

獨行俠球迷：沒有這條評論，這就不是賽後帖了！

[–]Raptorsharrisonguord 156 指標 2小時前

JR ready for Game 5

猛龍球迷：JR已經準備好G5了！

[–]tie_knee_p_p 72 指標 2小時前

JR is gonna be at Oracle in three days wondering where everybody is at.

三天後，JR出現在甲骨文球館，尋思其他人都去哪兒了。