美國濕乎乎人口普查結果出爐！看看跟大洋彼岸的我們相似度有幾分？

2018 /r/NBA Demographic Survey Results

2018年Reddit的NBA版塊人口普查結果

調查結果完整版（信息圖表）>>

[–]76erspandamaster2 202 指標 3 天前 

Note to self- This sub is full of single Californian dudes

今日反思：咱話題區全是加州的單身漢。

[–]EastWiltAbdulOlajuwon 1225 指標 3 天前 

/r/nba is a north american straight 23 year old white male who is currently single

That was about as easy to predict as the last two NBA chanpionships

如果話題區是個人，那他就是二十三歲的北美白人單身直男。

嗯……這個結果就跟過去兩年的總冠軍一樣，不特么廢話嗎。

[–]Spursgila-monster 539 指標 3 天前 

that has never attended a game lol

馬刺球迷：而且還一次現場比賽都沒看過哈哈哈哈哈。

[–][GSW] Bimbo ColesYoungClint_TrapLord 64 指標 3 天前 

That part was the weirdest shit to me. Over 30% have never attended an NBA game like how?

勇士球迷：對於我來說，關於「去現場看比賽」這個統計的調查結果是最詭異的，超過30%的用戶從來沒去過NBA現場看比賽？鬧呢？

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 210 指標 3 天前 

Shit"s expensive.

湖人球迷：太特么貴了。

[–][GSW] Bimbo ColesYoungClint_TrapLord 58 指標 3 天前 

It is. But never going? A majority of people have been watching for 5-10 years and haven』t shelled out $100 for upper deck tickets even?

勇士球迷：是很貴，但一場都沒去過？大部分人都看了5到10年球，這期間甚至一次都不捨得花100美刀買張頂層球票嗎？

[–]NuggetsRedSoxEatPoop 92 指標 3 天前 

Dude most of this sub doesn"t have a local NBA team...that being said I"ve been lucky enough to travel to see a few games but a lot of people aren"t anywhere close to a team.

掘金球迷：老兄，話題區的大部分人甚至沒有自己的家鄉球隊……不過話說回來，像我這樣已經很幸運了，可以開車去附近的城市看幾場比賽，但有很多人住的地方離NBA球隊很遠。

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 414 指標 3 天前 

And the highest level of ball they』ve played is pick up.

而且話題區大部分人打過最高等級的籃球賽是「野球」。

[–]LakersLeLaker 119 指標 3 天前 

Jokes on them. Im 24

湖人球迷：尷尬了吧，我今年都24歲啦！

[–]SpursSmokeyBare 211 指標 3 天前 

No wonder there are so many experts in this sub. We"re all self-entitled idiots

馬刺球迷：難怪這區里總有那麼多專家，我們都是一群自命不凡的傻B。

[–][LAL] James WorthyCRT_SUNSET 176 指標 3 天前 

I"m almost twice the average age here, married with kids, an ethnic minority, and I played varsity ball way back when. What am I doing here with all these nephews...

湖人球迷：我的年紀是平均年齡的兩倍，已婚有小孩，而且是少數族裔，而且我當年還是校隊y一員……我這一天天地跟你們這群大侄子扯啥犢子呢。

[–]JazzNICOLAWRITES 88 指標 2 天前 

But you a typical r/nba Laker fan. You ain"t a snowflake.

爵士球迷：但你可是一個典型的濕乎乎湖人粉啊。所以你可不是啥稀罕物種。

[–][IND] George HillNABAKLAB 157 指標 3 天前 

There"s more indian/south asians than black people? What?

話題區的印度和南亞球迷居然比黑人球迷還多？什麼情況？

[–]CavaliersElvicioSil 113 指標 3 天前 

WE OUT HERE! in the shadows tho

騎士球迷：俺們印度人報道嘍！平常只是躲在陰影中而已。

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 78 指標 2 天前 

I mean there"s a continent of a billion of Indian people, and Reddit is surprisingly popular in India. Not to mention Indian Americans are more likely to be in Reddit"s typical demographic (eg: young techies in the bay area)

騎士球迷：要知道亞洲大陸上有十億印度人呀，而且Reddit在印度非常受歡迎，還挺出人意料的。更別提印裔美國人更可能是Reddit最典型網民了（灣區的年輕技術宅）。

[–]Lakersdevil_shamdevil 91 指標 3 天前 

Couple interesting results. Five thirty eight estimated 31% of NBA fans are black, but less than 5% of r/nba is black. And it appears Knick fans have all started supporting other teams until they get good again.

湖人球迷：有一些調查結果挺有趣的。538網站曾預估31%的Reddit球迷是黑人，但其實真實比例少於5%。而且，看來在尼克斯重回強隊之前，他們的球迷都去支持其他球隊了呀。

[–]RocketsTheLonelyPillow 110 指標 3 天前 

Remember that reddit is a very small percentage of NBA fans

火箭球迷：別忘了咱們Reddit只佔了NBA球迷的很小一部分而已。

[–]76ersQuan445 462 指標 3 天前 

Jesus fucking Christ only 1k black people lmaoo I』m lonely

76人球迷：我勒個去，只有1000個黑人哈哈哈哈哈，我特么也太孤獨了吧。

[–]ClippersMBR_Awesome 99 指標 3 天前 

We just don』t answer surveys

快船球迷：這只是因為咱們黑人兄弟不愛填問卷而已啦。

[–]Celticsmitmap1 183 指標 3 天前 

We out here fam, I』m a black Celtics fan so the struggle is real lol

凱爾特人球迷：兄弟們都出來報道了！我是凱爾特人的黑人球迷，所以樓上說的孤獨是真的哈哈哈。

[譯註1]

[譯註1]波士頓以愛爾蘭後裔為主，球迷群體白人佔有壓倒性優勢，而且波士頓種族歧視現象較為嚴重。

[–]nvidiashieldplex 210 指標 3 天前 

This is why I get annoyed at the way people speak on here. I feel like everyone is mocking black people because I KNOW they"re all white.

這就是為什麼我很反感各位JR在話題區里說話的方式。從大家的聊天方式中，我感覺各位都在揶揄黑人呢，因為我清楚地知道他們全是白人！

[–]Celticsmitmap1 116 指標 3 天前 

Yeah I feel the same way on this subreddit and r/HipHopHeads is even worse for it. But I don』t care enough to argue so I just ignore most of it and focus on the actual news.

凱爾特人球迷：是啊，我在濕乎乎里也有這種感覺，但嘻哈板塊甚至更誇張。但我也懶得去跟他們爭了，所以我會忽略大部分言論，只關注真正的新聞。

[–]Raptorstakeyababynoharambe 85 指標 2 天前 

fucking r/hiphopheads is the worst for that on any subreddit, it"s so weird reading comments there. r/nba is fine, but r/hhh just makes me feel so weird whenever I see the comment section. "bruh nikki got a fat ass idk if i can handle that my n"

猛龍球迷：TMD嘻哈板塊絕對是所有分區里模仿黑人說話風氣最嚴重的，那裡的評論讀起來都賊怪的。濕乎乎還好，但是每次我看到嘻哈區的評論區都讓我覺得很尷尬，諸如「俄日，麻辣雞的肥臀我這個nigga好像hold不住啊，real，respect，peace，love」。

[–]76ersbveezy 571 指標 3 天前 

95% of this sub is straight, but you would never know that without looking at this survey.

76人球迷：咱這95%的球迷都是異性戀啊……但是你要是光看帖子的話，絕對想不到有這麼多。

[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 56 指標 3 天前 

The majority of this sub has not come out of the closet yet

勇士球迷：大部分人還沒出櫃而已。

[–][LAL] Josh HartNaciremaBlack 240 指標 3 天前 

I"m 95% straight the other 5% is Oubre Jr and Dev Booker

湖人球迷：95%的時間裡我是直男，剩下的5%留給了布雷和德文-布克。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 44 指標 3 天前 

No Kyle Korver? What is wrong with you

爵士球迷：居然沒有科沃爾？你腦子壞掉啦？

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantNiueyueDuankuKoujiao 79 指標 3 天前 

As a mostly straight male, nah Kyle Korver doesn』t do it for me.

Jaylen Brown is the most stylish player in the NBA, and is attractive as a person which carries more weight than say Oubre who has a beautiful face but is otherwise less charismatic.

作為一名多半時間是直男的球迷，emm科沃爾不是很對我味。

杰倫-布朗是NBA里最潮的球員，而且他作為一個人比烏布雷這樣的更有魅力。烏布雷雖然有著一張漂亮的臉蛋，但在其他方面不如布朗加分。

Carmelo』s Smile, CP3』s Eyes are all better than the entirety of Kyle Korver

Joe Ingles is a stud

Gordon Hayward wouldn』t be noteworthy if he wasn』t large, and is trash.

Klay buys his facial hair from party city.

Dame looks alpha as fuck.

安東尼的微笑，保羅的雙眼都比科沃爾整個人好看。

英格爾斯就是種馬男。

海沃德如若不是因為身材壯碩根本不值一提，他的長相沒有可取之處。

湯神的面部鬚髮是從party city

[譯註2]

那兒買的。

利拉德看起來攻氣十足，man爆了。

[譯註2]：Party City是美國一家專售派對用品的連鎖零售店。

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseGascho 206 指標 3 天前 

That Male to Female Ratio

這（懸殊的）男女比例啊。

[–]WarriorsTheMemingLurker 163 指標 3 天前 

I guess that"s why we"re all nephews and not nieces

勇士球迷：所以我們都是大侄子不是大侄女嘛。

[–]Psychic_rock 103 指標 3 天前 

Except for clippers fans.

除了快船球迷。

[–][DET] Richard Hamiltonyarrine11 82 指標 3 天前 

And even then I』m willing to bet at least half of the girls were guys joking

活塞球迷：就算這比例已經很誇張了，我敢打包票這女球迷里有一半是男生裝的。

[–][WAS] Brendan HaywoodPerfection_Merchant 454 指標 3 天前* 

Man I』m like an absolute outlier.

48 years old

Black

Married

PhD

Watched NBA for 20+ years

Played at a college level

Been to 60+ NBA games

奇才球迷：天我發現自己就是個異類。

48歲，黑人，已婚，博士，關注NBA超過20年，曾是大學校隊一員，去過60多次現場看比賽

Y』all so different

你們真是變樣了哈。

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[–]MavericksBuzzedBlood 257 指標 2 天前 

Bruh I"m pretty sure you just an outlier in life. Congrats on being athletic, in love, and smart as hell.

老兄，我很肯定你在生活中也是個異類吧。恭喜你可以同時擁有運動能力，真愛和聰明的頭腦。

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 70 指標 2 天前 

I guess that"s a.....fucking squad you got there.

湖人球迷：這……你這隊真TMD像樣呀。

[譯註3]

[譯註3]終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」

[–]Knicks TankwagonTrillBarton 92 指標 2 天前 

smell a humble brag 

尼克斯球迷：嗅到了一絲謙虛炫耀的味道。

[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 48 指標 1 天前 

Can you be my dad

火箭球迷：這有個兒子您收么？

[–][WAS] Brendan HaywoodPerfection_Merchant 27 指標 1 天前 

I have four kids, I』m sorry.

奇才球迷：我有4個小孩了，不好意思。

[–][MIL] Toni Kukoctsavorite4 127 指標 3 天前 

54.83% single

I"m shocked

54.83%的球迷單身。

我好驚訝呢！

[–]Trail BlazersNurkicFuckMePlease 98 指標 3 天前 

54% of us are single yeeesh

I got a date lined up this weekend so hopefully i"m not in this boat anymore soon

開拓者球迷：我們中有54%的人單身，耶！耶……

我這周末有一個約會，所以希望我能很快下船吧。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-JeffersonExpulsure 59 指標 3 天前 

Make that single percentage lower, friend.

籃網球迷：為降低單身比率做出點貢獻吧朋友。

[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 37 指標 3 天前 

Hope Nurkic is gentle

猛龍球迷：希望努爾基奇可以溫柔點。（那位開拓者球迷id為努爾基奇請日我）

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 39 指標 3 天前 

I"m rooting for you, friend.

爵士球迷：朋友加油啊！

[–]WizardsInternetBecause 244 指標 3 天前 

To the 1026+ ladies: Sup?

1026位女球迷們，你們好呀！

[–]76ershumblewatertribe 111 指標 3 天前 

There are more people on this sub with doctorates than are women

濕乎乎博士比女球迷還多……

[–]Spursgila-monster 291 指標 3 天前 

imagine being the only person who said formula 1 was their favorite sport

唯一那個選了F1作為自己最愛運動的人該作何感受……

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 69 指標 3 天前 

Was it really just 1? For me it looks like 17 did, but I』m on mobile so that could make it appear weird for me.

公牛球迷：真的只有1個人選嗎？我這邊看起來像是有17個啊，不過我是用手機看的所以可能有誤。

[–][LAL] Cedric CeballosCelalT 66 指標 3 天前 

it"s 17.

湖人球迷：是17個人。

[–]CelticsMarcusNotSmart 113 指標 3 天前 

Why do ya"ll love Instagram so much

為什麼你們都那麼喜歡Instagram？

[–]EastWiltAbdulOlajuwon 170 指標 3 天前 

Lotta ass to look at on that site

有翹臀可看唄。

[–]WarriorsARealKoala 61 指標 3 天前 

Yeah Twitter for news and sports, Instagram for TnA

是的，推特是用來看新聞和體育的，ins是為了*河蟹*。

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