綠軍新秀為避免遲到直接住在球館旁，美網友：離單位近該遲到還是遲到

[Forsberg] Robert Williams said he just got a place right next to the Celtics new practice facility. 「Two-minute walk, said Williams who laughed and added, 「Can』t be late!」

羅伯特-威廉姆斯說他剛在挨著凱爾特人新訓練館的地方找到了一個住處。「走路兩分鐘就到」，威廉姆斯笑著說，然後補充道，「不可能遲到！」

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[–]SunsShirleythepirate 2391 指標 9小時前

I have a coworker who lives less than 5 minutes from work. He』s late all the damn time.

我有個同事，住的地方離單位不到5分鐘。照樣特么成天遲到。

[–][WAS] Wes UnseldTheSalmon25 952 指標 8小時前

In elementary school, the kid that lived across the street from school was the most consistently late. Never super late, but you could tell that his family didn"t really get out the door until class started.

在小學，住學校對面的那個小朋友是最常遲到的。從來不會遲到太久，但是你能看得出來他們一家在上課鈴響了以後才出家門。

[–]sugahfwee 422 指標 7小時前

I had a classmate in high school who literally lived behind school. It was like a 5 minute walk but she was 20-30 mins late every day. people will always be late somehow

在高中時我有個同學就住在學校後面。走路差不多也就5分鐘吧，但是她每天都晚來20到30分鐘。這樣的人總會找到遲到的理由的。

[–][WAS] Wes UnseldTheSalmon25 669 指標 7小時前

You get lulled into thinking you can get up and walk there immediately, but you forget that getting ready also takes time.

住得近的人總是錯誤地認為自己能立刻起床走到目的地，但是他們忘了，拾掇拾掇自己也是要花時間的。

[–]HeatBellBilly32 182 指標 7小時前

That would make sense but you"d think after being late so many times you"d realize you might need to leave a little earlier.

這麼講似乎有些道理，但是你想想，遲到了這麼多次後，你總得意識到自己可能得早點出門了吧。

[–]_srm 150 指標 7小時前

Well tbf missing highschool classes isn"t seen as a big deal by highschool students.

這個吧，講道理，在高中生眼裡，錯過一堂課真算不上什麼大事兒。

[–]Sullan08 67 指標 5小時前

My senior year I didn"t have a first or last period, so max length was 9-2. I still regularly skipped my first period and PE which was after lunch. Shit i couldn"t even be bothered to spend 5 hours a day at school like half the time lol. Almost anyone who"s late is doing it on purpose for sure.

我高三的時候沒上過第1節或者最後1節課，所以最多也就從9點呆到過下午2點。我還經常翹掉午飯後的第1節課和體育課。哈哈，我在學校經常都呆不了5個小時那麼久。幾乎所有遲到的人都是故意的。

[–]CelticsTeh_Animal_Lover 45 指標 4小時前

Oh definitely, my senior year I didn"t even bother setting an alarm anymore at one point. I just woke up whenever, showered, then went to school. Best year ever.

嗯，是這樣的，我上高三的時候，有段時間我壓根就不費那個勁兒定什麼鬧鈴了。我就是睡到自然醒，沖個澡，然後上學。人生中最爽的一年啊。

[–]CelticsJaylenBGOAT 51 指標 4小時前

If I consistently missed class without a valid excuse I"d be suspended back in high school how tf do you guys just skip class

要是我一直在沒有正當理由的情況下缺課的話，我會被學校停課的，你們TM到底是怎麼做到直接曠課還不用擔責任的啊。

[–]LakersMono789 2646 指標 9小時前

Late people can always find a way to be late.

遲到的人總能找到方法遲到的。

[–]ReverendLoveboy 763 指標 9小時前

Yo coach I can"t find my right sneaker don"t tipoff without me

哎呀教練，我找不到我右腳的鞋了，我到之前別跳球啊。

[–]Lakersositola 483 指標 9小時前

Yo coach, I"m waiting on this uber eats, I"ll be there in like five

哎呀教練，我在等外賣呢，我差不多5分鐘後到。

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanCavsDaddy 114 指標 9小時前

Yo coach I"m awake but I don"t wanna get out of bed, I"ll be there soon

哎呀教練，我醒了，但是我不想起床。我馬上就到啊。

[–]76ersAColdNightInMaine 78 指標 9小時前*

Story of my fucking life man, I got an apartment that"s like a 10 minute walk from my work so I literally only need to wake up like 20 minutes before I need to be there, so everyday I set alarms for like 530,540,545 and every fucking day they"ll wake me up but I cannot force myself outta bed until like 555. I don"t know what the fucks wrong with me.

這就是我特么人生的寫照啊。我住的地方離我單位走路差不多10分鐘的距離，所以我只需要提前20分鐘起床就可以了，我每天都設了5點半，5點40，5點45三個鬧鈴，每天它們都TM會把我叫醒，但是不到5點55，我是真沒法從床上爬起來。我不知道我自己到底TM怎麼了。

[–]CelticsSharkTheMark 80 指標 9小時前

Bed too comfy. Sleep on floor

床這東西太舒服了，睡地板吧。

[–][IND] Victor OladipoShoddyRecommendation 1047 指標 9小時前*

Celtics are gonna be sending staff over to his apartment to wake him up for practice lmao

Edit: players would be more memeable

哈哈哈哈，凱爾特人要派個工作人員到威廉姆斯住的地方去叫他起床訓練嘍。

編輯：讓球員去的話會更搞笑吧。

[–][BOS] Larry BirdNYGiantsBCeltics 342 指標 9小時前

Morris will scream in his ear

凱爾特人球迷：莫里斯會沖著他的耳朵吼的。

[–]Pistonsaa1475 117 指標 9小時前

I pictured this and I』m terrified

我腦補了下畫面，太恐怖了。

[–]RaptorsTheHypeTravelsInc 57 指標 7小時前

Ayy P they want me to come to practice!

「哎誒誒，泡椒，他們想讓我去訓練！」[譯註1]

[譯註1]：賽季初，安東尼在新聞發布會上曾對記者拋出的關於打替補的問題不屑一顧：「嘿泡椒！他們說我得打替補！」

[–]Nuggetso2lsports 55 指標 5小時前

Kyrie Irving yelled, 「Wake the fuck up!」 Marcus Smart gave a look of disbelief at the situation. Brad Stevens belted, 「We gotta go! We gotta go!」 And before Williams hit the bedroom door, Danny Ainge added him to his list of players he wanted to trade next year.

凱里-歐文喊道，「TMD起床了！」馬庫斯-斯馬特臉上掛滿了疑惑。布拉德-史蒂文斯抽著腰帶說，「我們得走了！我們得走了！」在羅伯特-威廉姆斯打開了卧室的門前，丹尼-安吉把他加進了下賽季自己想交易出去的球員名單中。[譯註2]

[譯註2]：評論改編自Reddit上的兩個梗，

1. 出自[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>：終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」

2. 出自[美國JRs之聲]詹姆斯曾盛讚隔扣自己的塔特姆並關注其Ins，連說四遍「他太棒了！」>>：凱爾特人隨隊記者：在東決搶七結束後，我聽到勒布朗在更衣室里大喊：「他逮住我了」，指代塔特姆在他身上完成的那個隔扣。「MLGBD塔特姆咣嘰給我炸了一下。」詹姆斯補充道。「他太棒了！」勒布朗重複說了四遍。後來，勒布朗表示，他想把塔特姆加到這個夏天和他一起訓練的球員名單中。

[–][PHI] Rodney Carneyforthestreamz 656 指標 9小時前

classic rookie lazy guy mistake. I did the same thing in college, didn"t work.

it will allow him to sleep more maybe, but it"s not gonna fix the problem if not make it even worse. he"ll go "oh I"m right next to the gym it"s fine I can take my time" and still be late.

76人球迷：典型的新手懶漢錯誤！我上大學的時候也這麼干過，沒用。

住得近可能會給他更充足的睡眠時間，但這是不會讓情況有所好轉的，甚至還可能雪上加霜。他會這麼想「哎喲，現在我就住在球館旁邊嘛，沒問題啦，我可以慢慢來」，然後照樣遲到。

see the problem isn"t the distance young man, it"s your timing. you gotta work on your timing, getting your starting point closer to the destination is not the solution.

年輕人，問題不在於路上的距離，而是你得安排好時間。你得規劃你的時間，拉近起點和終點之間的距離可不是個法子。

[–]2heads1shaft 192 指標 9小時前

Definitely right but in the event you wake up 10 minutes before your supposed to be at work. It helps being that close.

完全正確，但是像他這樣的話只需要在上班之前十分鐘起床就可以了。住得近一點還是有作用的。

[–][GSW] David LeeRe70 510 指標 9小時前

Watch him get lost or some shit lol

哈哈哈哈你等著看他迷路什麼的吧。

[–]HeatTehscal 144 指標 9小時前

Would fit on the Lakers meme team nicely

他會非常適合湖人的梗之隊的。

[–]76ersSteelxSaint 153 指標 9小時前*

For real tho, I feel like he"s going to just develop bad habits because he thinks he can"t be late if he"s right there. Nah he"s just gonna think he can wait until the last minute before going to do shit since he doesn"t have to worry about a commute.

76人球迷：不過說真的，我覺得他這樣只會養成一些壞習慣，因為他覺得自己住在那兒就不會遲到了。拉倒吧，他只會覺得自己可以等到最後一刻再出門，因為他不必擔心通勤的問題。

Hopefully that"s not the case, though, because I don"t want to see some kid fail. Fuck the Celtics and all, but I"m not one to root for a kid"s failure (unless the dude is a total piece of human garbage).

希望並非如此吧，因為我不想看到年輕人隕落。去TMD凱爾特人，但是我可不希望年輕人沒能有個好的發展（除非這個人是個徹頭徹尾的人渣）。

[–]downeastsun 58 指標 8小時前*

I took his statement more as, "I can"t be late (again) because it"d be bad for my career and this *edit(being so close) will make it easier to be on time," and not "Now that I live so close it will be impossible for me to be late." I guess it could go either way.

我覺得威廉姆斯這句話更多地是在說，「我不會再遲到了，因為這對我的職業生涯不利。住得離訓練館近一些能更容易讓我準時訓練」，而不是在說，「現在我住那麼近，怎麼可能遲到啊。」我覺得這兩種想法都有可能吧。

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