球齡十一年的康利從未收到技術犯規，他是NBA道德楷模？

運動 08-20

Mike Conley has been in the NBA for 11 seasons, has started 86 percent of his games and has never received a technical, a flagrant or has ever been ejected.

康利已進入聯盟11年，出勤率達86%，但他從未收到過技術犯規、惡意犯規，也從未被驅逐出場。

Source: http://www.espn.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/3195/mike-conley

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Man is there another player in the NBA who gets significant minutes and has never even picked up a technical? Especially in the todays NBA where you get a T for laughing on the bench. I"m sure there is somebody who played longer but I can"t think of any right now.

我了個去，還有哪些征戰多年的老將從沒被吹過技術犯規嗎？尤其是在如今的NBA，坐在板凳席上笑一下也能被吹個T。我確信有比康利球齡更長但從沒被吹過T的球員，但實在想不出有誰了。

[–]beendoingit7 2589 指標 8小時前

He hasn』t received one ever. Not high school, not college, not the Pros. Its absurd.

這傢伙從來沒被吹過一個T，高中、大學和職業聯賽都沒有。太離譜了。

[–]Raptorsbeerdude111 1073 指標 7小時前

Ain"t nobody gonna rook Conley like that. Whether it"s in kindergarden or the NBA finals.

沒人能把康利熊了！

[譯註1]

無論是幼兒園還是NBA總決賽，都沒戲！

[譯註1]2017年季後賽第一輪第二場，灰熊大敗馬刺，而馬刺前兩場的罰球數占巨大優勢，深感裁判不公的時任灰熊主帥為球員們鳴不平，說出了後來流傳甚廣並被廣為稱讚的兩個名言：「They not gonna rook us」（我雖然是菜鳥教練，但他們（裁判）不能把我們球隊當菜鳥耍）和「Take that for data」（這（罰球數差距懸殊）數據你們看怎麼樣？）

[–][MEM] Kwame BrownMariota008 341 指標 7小時前

Cool calm and collected as Sally steals his tricycle

囡囡偷了小康利心愛的三輪腳踏車，小康利依然不慌不忙坐懷不亂。

[–]Grizzliesquitnus 272 指標 7小時前

So Conley actually did receive a tech but it was later rescinded because it wasn"t his fault.

灰熊球迷：其實康利被吹過一次T，不過後來聯盟取消了，因為不是他的鍋。

[–][MEM] Marc Gasolmrmock89 208 指標 6小時前

He received one on a game a few years ago but it got appealed and rescinded

灰熊球迷：幾年前確實被吹過一次，後來上訴取消了。

[–]Warriorssubliminali 78 指標 6小時前

I have a vague memory of that. Was it a BS tech?

勇士球迷：我依稀記得。是一個很糟糕的判罰吧？

[–]Grizzliesjbrooks772 254 指標 6小時前

Yes, this picture is the technical foul. He drove in for a layup, generated a lot of contact, and didn"t get a call so he made this hand gesture at the ref. Very unnecessary technical that was later rescinded. I can"t find video of it but there wasn"t anything more to it really.

灰熊球迷：是的，這張圖就是他被吹罰的一幕。當時他突破上籃造成很多身體接觸卻沒要到犯規，於是他對裁判做出這個手勢。其實完全沒必要給T，後來就給取消了。我找不到相關視頻，但確實沒什麼可說的了。

[–]Spursidontplayoboe 331 指標 7小時前

I"m glad we have him as a role model and not just maniacs like Tim Duncan

馬刺球迷：很高興聯盟里有康利這樣的榜樣人物，可不能學鄧肯那個殺人失心瘋狂魔啊！??

[–][MEM] Bonzi WellsJuventus19 367 指標 6小時前

That gesture is also known as the "Tim Duncan"

灰熊球迷：這個手勢的別名叫「蒂姆-鄧肯」。

[–]Grizzliesjbrooks772 104 指標 5小時前

This is the greatest image I"ve ever seen

灰熊球迷：這……是我見過最偉大的一張照片。

[–]NBAMarcin23 76 指標 4小時前

It is pretty impressive that this man has never committed a single foul in his entire career.

（照鄧肯每次被吹犯規後一臉無辜的表情來看）鄧肯職業生涯從來沒有犯過一次規，????。

[–]Pelicansganner 214 指標 7小時前

Vern Fleming of the Pacers holds the record for most games played (893) without a technical foul. Conley is at 718 games. I"m not sure who else has been up in that range.

edit: regular season game counts

曾為步行者效力的維恩-弗萊明保持著893場比賽沒有技術犯規的最高紀錄，而康利目前是718場。我不確定還有誰能達到這個程度。

補充：僅包括常規賽。

[–]WizardsDinner4Thots 1668 指標 8小時前

Next closest is Kawhi, who only has 1

最接近康利的是科懷-倫納德吧，整個職業生涯只有1次技術犯規。

[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo[S,??] 1315 指標 8小時前

As great a defender as he is, incredibly Kawhi has never fouled out of a game.

猛龍球迷：倫納德防守這麼優秀卻從來沒被罰下場，這也是真挺難以置信的。

[–]Raptorsblackminoxbeard 650 指標 8小時前

Shows how smart he is

猛龍球迷：這說明他很聰明。

[–][BOS] John Havlicekaywhosyodaddy 635 指標 8小時前

He』s so smart

凱爾特人球迷：他真的太聰明了。

[–][TOR] Delon WrightDelonWright 570 指標 8小時前

(x4)

猛龍球迷：連說四遍。

[–]Celtics Bandwagonrogue__baboon 346 指標 8小時前

Adding him to list of players to study with this offseason

凱爾特人球迷：把他加入到休賽期要研究的球員名單中。

[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 262 指標 7小時前

He schooled me. That fucking Kawhi tutored me...

他教我做人了！MLGBD倫納德咣嘰就教育了我一下！

[譯註2]

[譯註2]：以上四句均模仿詹姆斯東決第七場後稱讚塔特姆的話。

[美國JRs之聲]詹姆斯曾盛讚隔扣自己的塔特姆並關注其Ins，連說四遍「他太棒了！」>>

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 167 指標 7小時前

Injured forward Kawhi Leonard yelled out, "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

有傷在身的前鋒科懷-倫納德大喊：「謝謝你！謝謝你！」

[譯註3]

[譯註3]有兩個梗，一個梗是調侃小卡的感謝信過於空洞。大寫的THANK YOU不斷出現。另外一個梗見下面。

[美國JRs之聲]倫納德發布告別信感謝馬刺，美國球迷：他的團隊真的糟糕至極 >>

[–]Clippersnbtrainor 132 指標 7小時前

Coach Pop yelled out, "We gotta say you"re [expletive] welcome now." And before Kawhi boarded the plane, RC Buford hugged him and said, "Ya"ll have fun in Toronto."

波波大喊：「TMD不客氣哦！」在倫納德登機前往加拿大前，RC-布福德送上了擁抱，並說道：「你在多倫多好好玩哈！」

[譯註4]

[譯註4][美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>

[–]Hornetsletsgodeacsss 94 指標 7小時前

Three comments, three interwoven pastas. What a glorious time to be alive.

三條評論，三個梗層層交錯。活在當今的年代是我之幸也。

[–]Bananasauru5rex 66 指標 6小時前

It"s amazing too. He basically just gets pushed and part of a double tech, which is really only like half a technical foul ...

這也太莫名其妙了，基本上倫納德就是被推了一下，然後裁判吹雙方技術犯規，也就等於0.5個個人技犯……

[–]ergul_squirtz 54 指標 6小時前

And of course it"s Joey Crawford

吹倫納德T的還真特么是克勞福德……果然啊。

[–]Flip717 1364 指標 8小時前

Zach Randolph & Tony Allen did the yelling at the refs for him

朝裁判叫喚的活兒蘭多夫和托尼-阿倫幫康利幹了。

[–][MIA] Carlos ArroyoSunpraiserPR 224 指標 7小時前

True teammates

真隊友。

[–]SpursATXBeermaker 93 指標 7小時前

Every team needs a guy to get into the refs head. Ours is Pop.

馬刺球迷：每個球隊都需要那麼一個跟裁判玩心理戰的人。我刺的那個人是波波。

[–]Grizzliesjbrooks772 258 指標 6小時前

TBH I think I"ve seen Gasol yell/get angry at refs far more than Randolph or Allen. Randolph and Allen seem to talk a lot more shit to opponents than to refs.

灰熊球迷：說實話，相比蘭多夫和托尼-阿倫，我感覺小加向裁判抱怨咆哮的次數多得多，這倆人似乎更喜歡向對手說垃圾話而不是裁判。

[–]GrizzliestheDarkAngle 217 指標 5小時前

Everyone needs a white friend

灰熊球迷：畢竟每個人都需要一個白人朋友嘛。

[–]HornetsRo*河蟹*gtheHood 67 指標 3小時前

To talk to the police

這樣警察來了就有「翻譯」了。

[–]BloodshotRollinRed 1141 指標 8小時前

Mike Conley consistently comes to work, does exactly as expected of him, and goes home. Great player.

康利兢兢業業打卡上班，按照自己的要求做好分內事，然後下班回家——非常踏實的好球員。

[–]SpursATXBeermaker 803 指標 7小時前

Mike Conley pays his taxes on January 1st every year.

馬刺球迷：每年1月1日按時納稅。

[–]Maverickswarpedspoon 274 指標 6小時前

before his forms come in? smh he"s gonna have to submit an amendment

每年年初？是在他的納稅單出來之前嗎？那他得提交一份憲法修正案才行嘍。

[–]SpursSmallFaithfulTestes 170 指標 6小時前

Mike Conley leaves home a little bit early every morning in case something like unexpected traffic or an elderly lady needing help crossing the street comes up.

康利每天早上都會提前一些出門，以避開交通擁堵，或者幫助老婦人過馬路。

[–]Raptorsthemathmajician 77 指標 6小時前

Mike Conley calls his mom everyday.

康利每天都給媽媽打電話。

[–]james_randolph 83 指標 7小時前

Which is why when everyone was bitching about his contract the other year...I couldn"t understand it. Memphis should be paying that guy what they do, on/off the court he"s the type of player you want as the face of your franchise.

這就是為什麼我不理解大家都噴康利拿了大合同。灰熊就該給康利大合同吧，無論是在場上還是場上，康利都是那種你會想他成為主隊門面的球員。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currygetreadytonoodle 606 指標 8小時前

Man it sucks that Conley plays in the western conference that is so stacked at guard talent wise and has never gotten an all-star nod because of it

勇士球迷：擦，康利在西部打球真是時運不濟啊，西部後衛天賦都很爆炸，正因為這樣他從來沒進過全明星。

[–]Raptorsbeerdude111 301 指標 7小時前*

He doesn"t have all-nba either. I feel like he"s super comparable to Kyle Lowry skillwise and Lowry has 4 all-star and 1 all-nba nod from playing in the east.

他也沒進過聯盟最佳陣容。我覺得從技術能力上來說，他跟洛瑞非常有可比性，在東部打球的羅瑞進過4次全明星和1次聯盟最佳陣容。

Edit: I also just remembered Kyle was originally drafted by Memphis and let him go because Conley was developing much faster. Anyone else wondering what a Lowry-Conley backcourt would be like?? It"d be super small ball but I think they could"ve pulled it off.

補充：我剛記起來，洛瑞最初是被灰熊選中的，後來因為康利進步神速，灰熊就放洛瑞走了。只有我在YY洛瑞+康利的後場組合能擦出什麼火花嗎？超級小球組合啊，但我覺得他們搭檔的話會打出來的。

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidTheFadedSpade 198 指標 7小時前

I would take Conley over Lowry without thinking twice about it.

二選一，我肯定選康利不選洛瑞，都不帶猶豫的。

[–]Vancouver Grizzliesdarealrobertmcd 116 指標 7小時前

Mike Conley is literally the nicest guy I know. Just so genuine and an asset to any community. I saw him at the Mall last year and the only thing I asked him was if he would take a picture of me and of course he did it.

灰熊球迷：康利真的是最友善的人。在任何場合都能帶來正能量。有一次我在商場看見他，只問了他願不願意幫我拍張照，當然他義不容辭地答應了。

[–]GrizzliesRuddyBollocks 86 指標 7小時前

You asked Mike Conley to take a picture of you? That"s kinda random, but cool I guess

灰熊球迷：你讓麥克-康利幫你拍張照？這可挺無厘頭，不過應該也沒啥事哈哈。

[–]Vancouver Grizzliesdarealrobertmcd 81 指標 6小時前