與你交手過的最強球員是誰？看美國網友分享與NBA球員同場競技的經歷

運動 08-25

Who is the best NBA player you have ever played against?

各位在球場上交手過的最強NBA球員是誰？

I played against Isaiah Thomas (current one) in highschool he went to Curtis, he dropped 41 points on us.

我在高中時期跟彼時尚為柯蒂斯高中學生的托馬斯（現役的那個）交手過一次，結果他在我們頭上狂轟濫炸了41分。

Also played against Peyton Siva in 8th grade and I actually didnt think he was that good, but then he hit puberty that summer and was insane in 9th grade throwing down crazy dunks.

八年級的時候我還和佩頓-希瓦打過球，當時真的感覺他水平也就那樣，結果那年夏天他的身體就迎來青春期的爆裂生長，隨後的9年級他就開始各種飛天暴扣。

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetEquinox_Jabs 255 指標 10小時前

I used to live across the street from Muggsy Bogues in Charlotte. I played 1 on 1 against him a few times. granted, he was in his 40s, but that was fun.

猛龍球迷：過去我的住所跟小蟲博格斯的家就隔一條街（在夏洛特），我和他一對一鬥牛打過好幾次。不過得承認那會他都四十多歲了，但是還是很有趣。

[–]jhall0310 214 指標 10小時前

Jamal Crawford, he made me look as silly as you might think.. When you see a 6-5 guy handle and shoot like that in person its pretty amazing

賈馬爾-克勞福德，在他面前我傻的一批……看著這麼個195的大漢運球投射各種花活，我都驚呆了。

[–]NetsBigbadbuck 60 指標 5小時前

He makes nba players look dumb. He"s got one of the best handles in the game

NBA球員在他面前也一樣像不知所措的蠢蛋，他的控球能力處於頂尖水平。

[–]NBAJmgill12 94 指標 8小時前

Tyus Jones.

Knew he was going to the league the first time I played agsinst him.

We had 6 D1 recruits in my class alone. He put up 25 and 15 and utterly demolished us in a Summer game at the University of Wisconsin.

This was going into our junior year.

He had just finished 8th grade.

特倫斯-瓊斯。

我第一次跟他打球的時候就知道他要進NBA了。

當時是夏天，我們在威斯康星大學打了場比賽，結果他一個人砍下25+15，徹底把我們打爆了。哦對了，光我那一級就有六個NCAA一級聯賽球隊的籃球特長生。

當時我們都是准大三的學生了，

而他才剛八年級畢業。

[–][BKN] Brook Lopezshoegarbagebiology 365 指標 9小時前

Played against Donovan Mitchell at Louisville before he got starters minutes, I think it was his freshman year. Jaylen Johnson was on my team, he"s in the D League now with the Bulls I think. Both were going about 20% effort and still dominated.

我以前在路易斯維爾和米切爾打過球，當時他應該才大一，還不是校隊首發。米切爾在對面，杰倫-約翰遜在我們這邊（現在應該在為公牛的發展聯盟下屬球隊打球），他倆都只出了二成功力就主宰了比賽。

Someone threw Mitchell an alley oop, I tried to go up to get it and he caught it and dunked all over me (it was awesome). Right after he kindly told me not to land near his ankles again, I apologized a bunch.

有人給米切爾扔了個空接，我拚命跳起來想干擾，結果他直接在我頭上拿到球後順勢隔扣了我（碉堡了）。然後還好聲好氣地提醒我落地的時候小心別再踩到他腳踝了，我趕忙連聲sorry。

[–]Bravesloujackcity 185 指標 8小時前

I can imagine if Mitchell was a douche it would probably go more like: "hey kid, these ankles will be worth more than your life. Watch it!"

腦補一下，要是米切爾很混蛋的話，那他估計可以這樣說：「小夥子悠著點，我這雙腳踝以後可能比你這條命都值錢。」

[–]CelticsButterfly_Queef 171 指標 10小時前

Carmelo Anthony.

Went to Syracuse for school and was playing pick up at the gym early in year. Played with a couple of guys who were beasts but I didn"t know anything about college basketball at the time.

卡梅隆-安東尼。

我在雪城念的書。有一年年初去球館打球，對面球隊里有一夥「飛禽走獸」，但是我對大學籃球一無所知，所以也不知道他們是誰。

After we were done someone mentioned that one of them was Carmelo Anthony, the number 1 recruit that year and the other was Hakeem Warrick.

等我們都打完了之後，有個人提到說對面有個人好像是安東尼，是當年的全美第一高中生，另外哈基姆-瓦里克也在對面。

I was, like "Who dat?"

Cut to March and the Orange cutting down the nets.

Me" THAT"S MY BOY MELO!! WE GO WAY BACK COUS!"

我當時的反應就是：「誰？你們說的是誰啊？」

快進一下，後來瘋三來臨，雪城強勢奪冠，

我的反應變成「那是我的哥安東尼啊！那是我哥們！俺們老早就認識了！！！」

Craig Forth was cool too. He used to buy everyone at the food court free lunches bc the student athletes were always given a shit ton of money on their cards.

Fuck Gerry McNamera, tho.

另外克雷格-福斯也是個好人，他經常請學生吃午飯，因為學校總是會給體育生的飯卡打很多很多錢。

哦對了，去他媽的格里·麥克納馬拉。

[–]Lakerslumberjawsh 129 指標 10小時前*

I played table soccer/foosball against Chris Webber at a Kings event at the hospital my mom works at as a kid (Shriner"s I think?) He beat me good but let me come back and almost beat him. It got to 9-9 but then he smashed the final goal in. Still mad about that

在我小時候，有一次克里斯-韋伯去我媽媽工作的醫院參加國王隊的社區活動，我和他玩了一局桌上足球。他一開始就打的我落花流水，但是後面又放水讓我追上來甚至差點贏了他。比分9-9的時候，他乾脆利落的打入了絕殺球，到現在我還耿耿於懷喃。

[–]HawksIsaiahTodd 173 指標 9小時前

Wow, nice guy. Couldn"t even let a terminally ill, mentally challenged kid beat him in foosball

乖乖，韋伯人真好啊。都不願意讓一個患病晚期有智力障礙的小孩贏他一次！??

[–]CavaliersBuzzedWoody 35 指標 9小時前

Shoulda called timeout

本該叫個暫停的。

[譯註1]

[譯註1]1999年NCAA總決賽終場前11秒，密歇根以71比73落後，韋伯搶到防守籃板便順口叫暫停，但此時密歇根大學的暫停已經用完，克里斯·韋伯被判技術犯規，對方贏得罰球機會，最終以77比71贏得冠軍

[–]SqueakyBeats00 221 指標 10小時前

Played against Eric Gordon in middle school. He was wearing Timberlands and still ridiculous. Also dunking at like 5"9

高中的時候和埃里克-戈登打過球，他當時穿著Timberlands，但還是牛逼的一塌糊塗，而且他當時差不多才一米七五就能扣籃了。

[–]Rocketsaknee 89 指標 7小時前

i cant even imagine playing in timbs lol theyre so heavy

火箭球迷：穿著timbs打球？我想都不敢想，那玩意太重了啊。

[–]PelicansBigEarl139 51 指標 6小時前

I used to play in some giant ass Reebok"s that probably weighed like 7 pounds each (I honestly don"t even think that"s an exaggeration they were gigantic and I have huge feet).

我以前會穿賊jb大的銳步鞋打球，估摸著每隻得有6斤重。（我甚至都不覺得這是誇張，那些鞋真的很大，而且我腳也確實很大。）

After playing in those things for almost two years I bought some low top Kobe"s and I swear it was like I had become a super athlete. I was running faster, jumping higher, and could play for even longer.

It was like Rock Lee taking off the ankle weights in Naruto.

穿那玩意打了快兩年，直到有一天我換了一雙科比的低幫鞋，我感覺自己立馬進化成了體育健將，身體倍棒，跑的也變快了，跳的也變高了，一口氣能打球好久不費勁！

就跟火影里小李把腳上的沙袋拿掉一樣。

[–]SpursMuchoZucko 476 指標 10小時前

A former co-worker of mine played against LeBron James in High School... in Football.

He was apparently a WR, the best player on the field, and it wasn"t close.

我以前有個同事上高中的時候和詹姆斯一起打過……橄欖球。

老詹在場上是外接手，表現全場最佳，而且無人能及。

[–]MrBadSpawn 161 指標 8小時前

My high school anatomy teacher Mr. Harvey played b-ball against LeBron in high school. He showed us a newspaper clipping of him getting BOOMED by LeBron.

高中教我解剖學的哈維老師和高中時期的詹姆斯打過籃球，他給我們展示過自己從報紙上裁剪下來的自己被詹姆斯「咣嘰炸了一下」（隔扣）的照片。

[–]rossmerickson 94 指標 5小時前

He added LeBron to a list of players he wanted to teach anatomy to this school year

然後哈維老師把詹姆斯列入自己本學年最想教授解剖學的學生名單。

[–]tpaynesvocalcords 227 指標 9小時前

Had he chosen to pursue football, I truly believe he would have been the GOAT tight end

如果詹姆斯當初選擇了橄欖球，他一定會成為橄欖球史上最佳近端鋒。

[–]BucksWraithCarryJAG2Final 133 指標 9小時前

dude would rival megatron in levels of freak

詹姆斯的身體素質怪物程度可以媲美威震天了。

[–]BullsBlackMathNerd 92 指標 8小時前

6"8 with a 4.4 maybe 4.3 40 time.

Incredibly bright and probably would have a great understanding of the game too.

Dude would be top 5 and shit he probably goes to OSU and they dominate.

高中時期的詹姆斯身高兩米，40碼（36.5米）跑速4.4甚至4.3秒。

智商出眾，並且很可能具有極高的橄欖球比賽閱讀能力。

他要是打橄欖球的話保底順位前五，並且有可能去俄亥俄州立大學然後制霸橄欖球。

[–]Xanny__Devito 130 指標 8小時前

Lebron would never touch 4.3 where are you getting these numbers from?

詹姆斯不可能跑這麼快的，你在哪看到的這個數據啊？

[–][CLE] Shaquille O"NealMuchoManSandyRavage 69 指標 8小時前

Not op but this bleacher report article says he recorded a 4.40 so realistically with enough training I』m sure he could shave .1 off that.

騎士球迷：我不是那位老哥，但BR這篇文章里寫的是老詹40碼跑速達到過4.4秒，所以經過足夠的訓練再提高0.1秒應該也是有實際可能的吧。

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/37846-lebron-james-what-if

[–]Xanny__Devito 95 指標 7小時前*

High school coaches hand timing 40』s of their own players is always generous, he said himself he ran a 4.6 during his heat days. I』m sure he was faster than that in high school but I』ll never be convinced he could shave a full .3 off that

高中教練給自己的球員手測四十碼通常會「大方」一些，老詹說自己在熱火的時候可以跑到4.6秒。我相信他高中的時候肯定跑的更快，但是能快0.3秒我是打死不信的。

Edit: I』m fully aware how athletes for different sports train differently and alter their workouts for performance in other areas, you』re not breaking any news replying that for the 10th time anyone who played a sport in middle school knows that its common sense.

校訂：我當然知道不同領域的運動員訓練方式各有不同，他們會根據在各自領域的表現調整訓練方式。還有你們能不能說點有用的，別光扯些中學體育生都知道的常識。

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 106 指標 10小時前

Malik Monk, played him in hs and a couple times in pick up w guys from his high school team. Have faith Hornets, he』s unreal

高中的時候和馬利克-蒙克一起打過幾次野球，還有他的一些高中隊友。黃蜂啊，對他有點信心吧，他很牛批。

[–]ForeSkinWrinkle 70 指標 6小時前

James Harden.

I was playing a pick up game at ASU. James and crew (other players on the team, #1 RB on ASU, and some random girl) called next. We won and played James and Crew.

詹姆斯-哈登。

我那次在亞利桑那州立大學打野球。然後哈登和一幫人來了（哈登隊里還有亞利桑那大學第一跑鋒和幾個不知名的女生），說要插一組。然後我們那局贏了，接下來跟哈登他們打。

I decide to guard the #1 RB, cause I"m not the tallest on the team, but I have some strength. I ended up pinning him on the backboard. I gave a little scream of excitement and James did not like that.

我主動去防那個大學第一跑鋒，因為雖然我不是隊里最高的，但是還挺壯實。後來我給他來了個頂板大帽，太興奮沒忍住叫了幾聲，哈登好像挺不爽的。

James called me out and made me guard him and vice versa. After a few times back and forth, he took me to the basket. I jump to try and block him, but he just kept going up. I ended up with my feet on the ground and James Harden"s nuts in my face. He slams the ball home and just shouted in excitement in my face.

哈登直接要點艹我，讓我防他，然後他也防我。有來有往幾次之後，他完成突破來到了籃底，我起跳試圖封蓋，他卻還在升空，最後我都落地了，哈登的蛋蛋還騎在我臉上，他扣了個爽快，興奮地沖我臉一頓狂叫。

[–]NuggetsSyysmies 61 指標 7小時前

Lauri Markkanen was one of my best friend growing up so I played hockey, floorball, basketball and mostly football (soccer) with him. He has great natural hand eye coordination so he was good in all sport and he"s really athletic so that helped too. I was better at football and hockey and floorball. He was better at basketball. By quite a margin too.

馬爾卡寧是我發小，所以我經常和他一起玩曲棍球、旱地冰球、籃球還有足球（主要是足球）。他天生就有很好的手眼協調能力，而且運動能力出眾，所以每種運動都很擅長。不過雖然他的籃球水平領先我一大截，但是足球、曲棍球和旱地冰球玩的不如我。

Always absolutely destroyed me, I don"t think I scored a single basket in all our years of serious 1v1s. And he kept drilling these fucking ludicrous shots, even when we were small kids, even with mittens on in the winter. Even with hockey gloves for fucks sake.

Such a great guy.

打籃球虐爆我對他來說是易如反掌，家常便飯。這麼多年和他正經玩鬥牛我幾乎就沒進過一個球。但是他就是能瞎幾把進球，從小就這樣，就算冬天戴著曲棍球手套也能進，CTMD。

馬爾卡寧真的是個好小伙。

[–]MJaylenBrown7 148 指標 10小時前

Some people don』t realize how good nba players are, this guy on this 「how many points could u score on IT in a game to 21」 thread honestly thought he could beat him like I hate people

有些人是真意識不到NBA球員有多厲害，有個帖子標題是「單挑21球，你能在小托馬斯頭上得多少分」，然后里面有個哥們還真的覺得自己能贏小托馬斯。真受不了。

[–]i_like_pie_and_beer 114 指標 8小時前

What if that guy was KD

要是說這話的是杜蘭特喃？

[–]MJaylenBrown7 70 指標 8小時前

What if I』m kd

說不定我是杜蘭特哦。

[–]QuietLocksmith 37 指標 8小時前

What if we"re all KD

可能我們都是杜蘭特呦。

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