作者：DBc00per

FW vs AFS

Idk why people shit on AFS. For a wilcard region, they did amazing. Africa doesn"t even have its own server, yet they still managed to send the team to worlds, and give titans like G2 or FW a challenge.

我不知道為何人們大家都對AFS惡語相向。對於一支外卡賽區的隊伍來說，他們發揮得很好了，非洲甚至都沒有專屬的伺服器，但是他們還是歷經萬難走到了世界賽的舞台，給了類似G2或者FW這樣的強隊一些阻撓。

——I bless the rains for them.

——我希望非洲能久旱逢甘霖

——There"s nothing that five Korean men or more could ever doooo

——五個或者更多的韓國人只能一事無成

——I bring the paaaaaiiiin down on Afreeca

——讓非洲的土地充斥著痛~~~~~~~苦吧

——Gonna take some time to get the kills we never haaaad

——拿下那些我們從來沒~~~拿到過的擊殺要經歷太多

(以上幾句改編自名曲「Africa」，原唱為美國樂隊Toto：[https://music.163.com/#/song?id=2016009)]

RIP pickem

我的競猜死了

Afreeca"s drafts have been tragic so far.

AFS這兩把陣容選的什麼玩意兒

And Kiin wins the Dade award, only 2 days in!

僅僅兩天，Kiin就鎖定Dade award啦！

——Kiin carried all season and now they put him in bad matchups 2 games in a row??

——Kiin一整個賽季都在Carry隊伍，然後給他選出這種劣勢對線？？

——afreeca"s coaches wins the dade award.

——AFS的教練才是Dade Award的得主

——ileovov was busy flaming in soloq lmfao

——ileovov(AFS主教練)正忙著在單排里罵人呢

Afreeca with the TSM special

AFS打得跟TSM似的

After this loss I"m still impressed by Africa as a region

即使這場比賽輸了，但我還是對非洲賽區的隊伍有了深刻的印象

Griffin* died for this

GRF就輸給了這玩意兒？

LCK relied on KT to save their face. What a timeline.

LCK居然要靠KT來挽回顏面了，這什麼世界線啊

PVB vs G2

JANKOS INT MODE: ACTIVATED

Jankos送人頭模式：激活

——In no universe do I believe anyone who says that Jankos was sober that game.

Jankos had to have downed a full bottle of Kurwa Vodka pre-game.

——哪個平行宇宙的我都不會相信Jankos沒有喝高，他估計在賽前TM灌了一瓶伏特加吧

——Just wtf was he doing lol

——打的是個什麼玩意兒啊

——Funniest part was when they talked about Jankos and he then randomly walks around botlane alone and almost gets killed by VelKoz.

——最好笑的是當解說們正在說Jankos如何如何的時候，他就閑逛到下路然後差點被維克茲給擊殺了

——The casters were baffled by the decision

——解說們都被他這個決策搞懵逼了

——"Decision" implies he was actually using his brain. It was very apparent to me that he wasn"t.

——「決策」說明他有在用腦子，但整體看來這場他沒腦子

Blankos

That first death was so fucking disrespectful and it just snowballed out of control from there.

死的那一次是真不把對面當人嗎，比賽就從那時候開始失控

Competitive Ruling: Marcin 「Jankos」 Jankowski is being fined $2,000 for griefing his teammates and intentionally feeding.

英雄聯盟全球總決賽處罰公告：Marcin 「Jankos」 Jankowski因為在國際賽場上送人頭、惡意破壞隊友遊戲體驗，處罰2000美金(梗出自Perkz的處罰公告)

When Jankos decides to lose game you cant do anything to carry him

Not even "better jungler wins" is true here, this was more like "team with jungler wins"

當Jankos不想贏的時候，你怎麼也carry不動他

這把比賽都不能說是「有更優秀的打野的一方贏了」，而是「有打野的一方贏了」

[https://www.bilibili.com/video/av15572219/]

當年Jankos為英雄聯盟榮譽系統拍攝的宣傳片——保持良好心態(Stay Cool)

——Stays cool and ints like a pro.

——要保持良好心態，和職業選手一樣送人頭喲

Something something G2 Vacation

*****啥啥啥G2放假啥啥啥*****

100T vs FNC

大背景：本場比賽英文流直播時前方突然信號中段，畫面顯示「NO SIGNAL」沒有信號

"NO SIGNAL" even the production were hesitant to show this.

「NO SIGNAL」就連轉播團隊都不知道該不該播這場比賽了

——They glanced over the terms of service to see if they were allowed to show it.

——他們回去看了一下用戶協議，確定一下這些內容到底能不能播

——Legal advisor: Wait a minute our stream is rated T for Teens.

Stream Director: "SHUT. IT. DOWN."

——法律顧問：稍等片刻，我們的直播是能給未成年的青少年看的T級

直播導演：那還愣著幹嘛趕緊切了！

——100Teens watched this before they shut it down, lawsuit incoming

——100Teens看了這局比賽，等著吃官司吧(隊伍原名100 Thieves)

Stop making fun of NA, we are the second best wildcard this year and it took these players work and dedication to stand next to real teams from real regions. This is a step closer for NA to be recognized as the best wildcard region.

不要再嘲諷NA了，我們這賽季已經是第二強的外卡賽區了，選手們在舞台上面對其他賽區的選手的時候都很緊張，這也算是我們NA在往最強外卡的路上前進的一小步。

Fnatic was looking like my grandma"s texts this game because it was ALL CAPS.

Fnatic這場比賽打的就像是我奶奶的簡訊一樣，全是CAPS！(Caps也有大寫字母的意思)

別人家的艾瑞莉婭——自己家的艾瑞莉婭

Is Ryu now the first player to be clapped by both Faker and Babyfaker?

Ryu是不是世界上第一位被Faker和Babyfaker都打崩過的選手？

——What"s that? BABYFAKER is evolving!

——說啥呢？BABYFAKER進化中！

——Preschoolfaker

——學前班Faker

Ryu boy, Ryu boy

whatcha gonna do?

whatcha gonna do when Caps comes for you?

Ryu boy, Ryu boy

你能怎麼辦呢？

當Caps來勢洶洶的時候，你能怎麼辦呢？

(改編自雷鬼名曲Bad Boy，原唱為Inner Circle)

100T: -_-

Caps:

IG vs GRX

What a Zac performance by Ning

Ning的扎克太棒了

——Desk giving Player of the Game to Rookie lol. I think they talked two sentences about Zac.

——技術台認為Rookie是 MVP，對於扎克的表現就隨隨便便說了兩局

——Chinese desk gave it to Ning

——中國的技術台把MVP給了Ning

——dammit china even does the analyst desk better than us

——媽的就連技術台中國都比我們的優秀

100T is going 0-6.

100T要全敗啦

It was close, until it wasn"t

本來很接近的，然後就不是了

Rookie vs Caps is gonna be something else.

Rookie vs Caps估計就是神仙打架了

——Just let it be Irelia vs Ekko or some shit

——請千萬要是艾瑞莉婭vs艾克之類的啊

——Inb4 Malz vs Lulu

——然後他們掏出了瑪爾扎哈vs璐璐

——Galio vs Sion

——加里奧vs塞恩

——Inb4 gold funneling strat Caps plays Janna

——等下來個野核戰術，讓Caps拿風女

——Why put Caps on Janna when they have Rekkles

——隊伍里都有Rekkles了(此前拿過迦娜打下路)，幹嘛讓Caps拿迦娜？

Stitch with the GodV cosplay.

Stitch在Cosplay GodV

——That arrow will hit Rookie tomorrow

——那一箭要射中Rookie了，在明天

——Or next worlds

——或者是下次世界賽

VIT vs C9

This game:

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

這場比賽的過程：

NA觀眾咋沒聲了？

EU觀眾咋沒聲了？

NA觀眾咋沒聲了？

EU觀眾咋沒聲了？

NA觀眾咋沒聲了？

EU觀眾咋沒聲了？

NA觀眾咋沒聲了？

EU觀眾咋沒聲了？

WHAT ARE THESE VITALITY GAMES

VIT的比賽打的都是些什麼！

——It"s VIT baby. If they see a potentially game-winning play, they go for it, no matter if it"s 50/50 or 10/90. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn"t but it always is fucking entertaining.

——這就是VIT啊親，他們看到了一絲機會，就會上，無論打贏的概率到底是五五開還是一九開，有時候能莽出優勢，有時候就直接送掉，但不管怎樣都非常有趣就是了

Vitality delivering so far... I"m speechless. Jizuke lost after selling Mejais, think I found the problem!

VIT怎麼這麼快就掛了…我無話可說，Jizuke在賣掉殺人書之後，隊伍就輸了，看來原因就是這個了！

Its actually mindblowing how inconsistent VIT is during a single game lol, one minute they make a genius play, 2min later they make such a braindead move and throw everything away lmao.

VIT居然能在一局比賽里都能這麼不穩定也是沒誰了，前一分鐘他們簡直是天神下凡，兩分鐘之後他們就無腦行事然後墮入深淵

Game of throws.

送頭的遊戲(音似Game of Thrones)

One thing"s for sure, Vitality"s fucking fun to watch.

只有一件事是確鑿的——那就是VIT的比賽太TM好看辣

Never underestimate NAs last hope

永遠不要低估NA最後的希望

NA vs EU creates UNBELIEVABLY exciting games, regardless of the region or team"s power level before the games.

NA vs EU總是那麼激動人心，無論賽前大家覺得賽區或者隊伍的水平如何

——This man missed 100Thieves vs Fnatic

——這位仁兄怕是錯過剛才那場100T vs FNC了

——I think 100T missed that game too with the way they played

——根據那場比賽100T的表現來看，100T自己可能也錯過了那場比賽

——They were somewhere else, ready to be subbed in

——那他們應該是在某個地方，準備替補上場

GEN vs RNG

RNG ended the game so fast WTF.

RNG就將比賽這麼快解決了搞毛呢？

——they pulled the trigger and it was fucking OVER

——他們吹響了進攻的號角，然後就TM結束了

——They pulled the trigger and Ruler flashed right in front of the gun.

——他們吹響了號角，然後Ruler聽到後閃現撞槍口

RNG with the classic run it down mid strat

RNG那熟悉的中推策略

——it turns out uzi was actually practicing their strats in soloQ

——看起來之前Uzi在單排裡面實際上是在練習這種策略

Ended at 16:00 CET exactly, like they had a deadline.

準時在CET 16:00結束比賽，就像有截止時間似的

Where were you when Korea started 1-4

當韓國1-4開局的那一瞬間，你身在何方？

——Crying into my crumpled up pick-ems

——看著我預測的結果暗自垂淚

我的預測結果現在是這樣的

Korea 1-4, China 4-0...the gap is...closing?

韓國1-4，中國4-0…差距在…縮小？

——nah. gap closed in MSI.

Now China is pulling gap against KR.

China here ~~~~~~~~~>. Korea here

——在MSI的時候就沒差距了

現在是中國在拉開差距

中國在這裡~~~~~~~~>韓國在這裡

"I"m split please don"t fight"

*Team immediately dies

「我在分推，別打起來」

*隊友馬上死給你看

I know you guys want game discussion, but Uzi casually drinking his coffee right after they pull the trigger and get the win just got me.

我知道你們都在討論比賽，但Uzi在這個激動人心的ending之後居然只是輕描淡寫地喝了一口他的咖啡，我被征服了

——To other teams like VIT it"s a massive upset and a miracle run, a beacon of hope for their region and team. To Uzi it"s a Cold Coffee Thursday.

——對於像VIT這樣的隊伍來說，贏一場就是爆冷，就是奇蹟，就是賽區的唯一希望。而對Uzi來說，不過是一個享受冰咖啡的禮拜四罷了。

I went to take a piss and suddenly RNG won the game what the fuck

尿個尿回來RNG就贏了？！

Ruler with the 500 iq flash in sion ult

Ruler這個閃現iq爆炸高啊

Uzi: I"m hungry

RNG: say no more master, let"s end this

Uzi：餓了

RNG：好的主人，我們知道了，讓比賽結束吧

That"s literally the worst flash I"ve ever seen this worlds so far. Ruler has to be fucking ashamed of that flash.

這可能是我在這次世界賽上看到的最爛的閃現了，Ruler應該深以為恥。

——Don』t make Doublelift change your mind

——等下Doublelift就來改變你這一觀點了

——Forgetting you have flash isn"t a bad flash.

——不用閃現≠爛閃現

Give RNG an inch and they take the nexus.

RNG得寸進基地

RNG wasn"t even excited at the end lmao

比賽結束後RNG都不感到多興奮hhh

RNG got bored and decided to end the game, wtf

RNG打著打著覺得這比賽沒意思了，就結束了

Korea 1-4

NA 1-4

Looks like the gap has closed after all!

韓國1-4

北美1-4

看來差距縮小了這麼多年終於沒了！

——NA is 1-3

——北美是1-3

——Hopefully one day the gap closes and Korea finally catches up to North America.

——但願某天韓國賽區的隊伍能奮起直追超過北美賽區吧

LetMe just end this game

就「讓我」結束這場比賽吧

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