TL VS KT

Doublelift: When did Deftly and Matt get this good?

——Doublelift：什麼時候Deftly和 Matt打得這麼好了。

(這兩個是金州勇士隊的下路，比較菜)

Casters: 「You need a confident Leblanc」

Pobelter: Distortion into 4 enemies and dies

——解說：你需要一個有自信的妖姬。

Pobelter:衝進四個敵人當中死掉。

So about that Sivir comp...

——說好的希維爾團戰呢……

Just press R and die

——只要按R然後死掉就行了。

MATA GOD

BEST SUPPORT OF ALL TIME

——MATA是神，有史以來第一輔助。

Sweet I can go to bed early.

——好，至少我可以早早睡覺了。

Looks like C9 is NA"s last hope yet again...

——看上去再一次C9又要是NA的最後希望了。

The difference between a team built to win NALCS and a team build to win WORLDS is.. huge !

——一支為了拿NALCS冠軍構建的隊伍和一支為了贏S賽構建的隊伍差距太真實了！

When you can buy 2 NALCS titles but can barely win at Worlds. Feels Bad Man.

——當你能買下兩個NALCS冠軍，但是在S賽上連贏幾場都很困難的時候，真是很難受啊。

Pobelter with the -200 IQ throw, yikes

——Pobelter的負200IQ送，要死。

MAD VS EDG

At least poppy scored a home run on that cannon minion

——至少波比把一個跑車錘回家了。

"I"m no hero - I"m just a Yordle with a baseball bat" - Poppy

I think that"s the quote, right?

——波比：我才不是什麼英雄，我只是一個拿著棒球棒的約德爾人

我覺得這句話恰到好處，是吧？

I"m convinced now that AP Kai"Sa is just a better AP Nidalee.

——我覺得AP卡莎比當初的AP豹女還要變態。

Watch EDG draft 3 tanky champions

Draft a full physical damage comp

Lose

——第一步：看EDG選了3個坦克

第二步：選了個全物理傷害的隊伍

第三步：輸掉

DL on worlds top 20 and he"s not xD

——Doublelift在top20，Iboy居然不在，呵呵。

iMan vs Unikid

iBoy turning into iDaddy by the end of that game

——iBoy這場最後進化成了iDaddy。

MAD VS TL

The level of LMS teams seems really bad this year.

——LMS隊伍今年水平堪憂啊。

3 years of same shit.

FW do well at MSI (read: get out of groups)

FW stomp LMS in summer,

FW get hyped as a result of that (maybe LMS is actually not just FW league)

FW don"t get out of groups (they are predicted to get out of) at Worlds.

——3年一個味道的屎

FW在MSI打得不錯(解讀：小組出線了)

FW夏季賽統治LMS。

因此FW被吹了(可能LMS真的不是FW聯盟呢呢呢)

FW S賽小組沒出線(本以為他們能出線的)

Imagine if EDG beat KT and blue ball the western viewers for the rest of the day

——想像一下如果EDG贏了KT，那LCS觀眾們一天都得~(blue ball這裡應該是指男性性慾上來之後沒能發泄，導致的充血的樣子，捂臉)

Prolly gonna happen since TL will be the fourth NA First seed to not get out of groups

——TL即將成為NA第四個沒能小組出線的一號種子

Poor Breeze is going to have nightmares about Kaisa

——可憐的breeze做噩夢都要夢見卡莎了。

I"ve seen jokes about NA having 3 seeds but why the fuck do LMS have 3 seeds lol.

——我看了很多關於北美憑什麼有3個名額的笑話，但是LMS憑什麼有3個名額。

EDG VS KT

RNG: You guys are the tournament favourites now

KT: no u

——RNG：你們現在是比賽最大熱門了。

KT：別胡說，我不是，我沒有。

inb4 AFS 3-0 their way to the cup.

——然後AFS3-0，毀了他們的奪冠之路。

The darkest road

——最黑暗的路

When Africa is the best region

——只有非洲是第一賽區時才會發生。

Yep now maybe Riot will give us a server

——哦？那樣的話RIOT就會給非洲一個伺服器了。

TL fans got excited for KT

——TL粉絲為KT著急死了。

KT making sure they get disappointing a group of fans out of the way before knockout stages.

——KT在淘汰賽前就讓一堆粉絲失望。

RNG did the same...damm chinesse teams copying the kr strats /s

——RNG也是，見鬼，中國隊抄襲韓國戰術/s

Now TL can go play Fortnite

——現在TL可以去玩堡壘之夜了。

DL gets to raid on wow finally.

——大師兄終於又可以去WOW打團了。

And we get to see him on the desk

——而且我們能看到他上解說席了。

Lol he can go duo with Aphro after 100T gets kicked out tomorrow

——等明天100T出局了，他還可以和小黑雙排。

Change my mind: KT is a team specifically designed to increase my suicide ideation.

——誰來勸勸我？我覺得KT就是一支為了增加我的自殺想法而特地組建的隊伍。

dont worry, KT fans know that feeling

——別慌，KT粉絲也是這麼想的。

Well at least TL won"t disappoint us themselves!

——好吧，至少TL不用親自上場讓我們失望。

Harvard Toplaner from EDG

——EDG的哈佛上單。

EDG VS TL

The only timeline in which KT, EDG, and TL all manage to disappoint in the span of just two games

——這條時間線怎麼了，KT,EDG和TL都在忙著在兩場比賽里讓所有人失望。

I fucking knew they would win as soon as the game didn"t matter anymore.

——我TM就知道無關緊要的比賽，他們就能贏了。

Group B - Every result went the way to build the hype

Group C - Every result went the way to kill the hype

——B組——每場比賽結果都讓你嗨

C組——每場比賽結果都讓你喪

Even brother P.O.B. was not able to carry EDG

——即使是POB同志也沒能拯救EDG。

#BetterThanGenG

——#起碼比GG強。

TL=Too Late

太遲了

TL: After all this time?

C9 Ray: Always.

——TL：在所有這些之後？

C9 Ray：一直都是。(HP梗)

KT VS MAD

thank mr steve

——謝謝你史蒂夫先生(復聯梗)

LMS about to go 3-15, yikes

——LMS看上去要3勝15負了。

I"m just glad Gen.G doesn"t have the worst record on the tournament.

——我只是為GG高興一下，這樣他們就不是S8戰績最差的隊伍了。

Smeb: Better top wins

——Smeb：好上單才配贏。

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