最幽默！小明又來了（老師懷孕版）

哲理 11-25

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老師：都說婚姻是愛情的墳墓，為什麼還有那麼多結婚的呢小明：有個地方埋著總好過暴屍荒野吧老師：滾……

老師：告訴大家一個好消息，老師懷孕了

同學：老師要當媽媽了，太好了

小明：有什麼好，又不是我的

老師：滾出去……

老師：我現在準備做胎教了,某些同學不許再惹我生氣了

同學：好，我們一定乖乖聽話

老師：那同學們知道什麼是胎教嗎?

小明：還用問,快去醫院打完胎再來當教師吧！

老師：小明，你給我滾…

老師：今天小明請假了嗎？

同學們：小明說老師在懷孕初期不能受刺激，就自己先滾了

老師：小明是個懂事的孩子，快去叫他進來吧

同學們：這點估計他都到家了

老師：……

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老師：小明，你來寫一段能安慰一個抑鬱的孕婦的話。

小明：「像你這種胸小脾氣大，錢少規矩多，個矮要求高的女人有人要你就該偷笑了，還有啥好抑鬱的呀！」

老師：有多遠滾多遠！

老師：哪四個字最能形容一個人丑。

小明：有點像你

瞬間全班轟動！

老師：滾滾滾，馬上滾！