黝黑高富帥！美球迷吐槽帕森斯社媒發帖次數超過為灰熊得分1倍多

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黝黑高富帥！美球迷吐槽帕森斯社媒發帖次數超過為灰熊得分1倍多

Chandler Parsons has more instagram posts than points for the Grizzlies this year (medium.com)

錢德勒-帕森斯這賽季在instagram上發文的數量要比他為灰熊的得分都多！

社媒發了89條， 為灰熊得了46分！

[–]Cavalierswinged_victory 579 points 8 hours ago

advanced analytics folks.

高階數據分析大神。

[–]BullsBassgasm10 2 points 7 hours ago

GOAT stats analytics

歷史第一數據分析。

[–]Knicksjbg89 9 points 2 hours ago

Chandler Parsons has been inside more vaginas than points for the Grizzlies this year.

錢德勒帕森斯這賽季深入過的*河蟹*數比他為灰熊的得分都要多。

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliLebron_James_Harden 59 points 6 hours ago

he"s focusing on the real game

人家現在專註的是真功夫。

（註：下圖為帕森斯在社媒上對女網友的回復「把你咪咪給我瞧瞧」）

[–]Supersonicserldn123 143 points 8 hours ago

And more times than he"s had sex according to Joel Embiid....

根據恩比德的意思， 這數據要比帕森斯啪啪啪的次數要多。

[–]Heatheat_forever 2 points 6 hours ago

I"m pretty sure he"s scored more instagram models than points for the Grizzlies this year

我很確定帕森斯在Instagram上過的嫩模要比他這賽季的得分都多。

[–]Grizzliesragrine 5 points 7 hours ago

But he"s still a virgin

但是帕森斯還是處男啊。

（之前恩比德大帝在社媒上調戲問過帕森斯：你還是處男嗎？）

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantBfabuleyla 2 points 7 hours ago

Trust the Parson!

相信帕森斯！

[–][BOS] Jae Crowdernot_cameron 322 points 8 hours ago

Chandler Parsons has to have the highest media presence to actual ability ratio ever.

錢德勒帕森斯絕對擁有歷史最高的」媒體存在感/實際能力「比率。

[–][OKC] Steven Adamslegendariusss 121 points 8 hours ago

more like media presence vs on court presence. He"s still a pretty good player

更像是媒體存在感vs場上存在感。 他仍然是非常出色的球員。

[–]RocketsZemulon 14 points 7 hours ago

Pre knee injury Parsons was definitely an all star caliber player

膝傷前的帕森斯絕對是全明星級別的球員。

[–]Trail Blazersthechort7 159 points 7 hours ago

He was never an all-star caliber player he was just always on the cusp of becoming one.

他從來就不是全明星級別的球員， 他一直處於即將成為那個級別球員的狀態。

[–]pokoook[S] 119 points 8 hours ago

95 Instagram posts, 46 points TOTAL

現在是發了95條Instagram了， 總共這賽季得了46分。

[–]Celticsfdahood 24 points 5 hours ago

Has someone added this to his wikipedia page yet? Seems like a stat that should be on there.

有人把這個編輯到帕森斯的維基百科裡了么？ 感覺這數據應該放進去。

[–]MavericksMjms93 27 points 7 hours ago

What a wounderful shit post.

這帖水出境界了。

[–]Heatkingbinji 65 points 7 hours ago

i thought he was an IG model. didn"t know he played in the nba

我還以為帕森斯是Instagram上的模特呢， 我都不知道他還在NBA打球。

[–]Celticsfdahood 9 points 3 hours ago

Welcome to 2016, you arrived just in time to prepare for 2017. Good luck.

歡迎來到2016年，你來得剛好，準備迎接2017年吧，祝你好運。

[–][LAL] D"Angelo Russellb1indsamurai 13 points 7 hours ago

He actually has more than double the amount of Instagram posts as points.

帕森斯實際上Instagram發的數量要比他的得分多一倍。

[–]Cavaliersskakembo 24 points 8 hours ago

How much has he gotten paid per post?

他每發一條文能拿多少錢？

[–][DAL] Steve Nashaceofspadez138 29 points 4 hours ago

Spotrac says he"s making $22,116,750 this year. Dividing by his 89 posts, that"s about $248,502.81 per post.

The good news for the Grizzlies is that those earnings per post will go down the more he posts.

據說他這賽季薪水是2211萬6750美元， 除以89條發文， 大概每發一條賺24萬8502.81美元。

對灰熊來說好消息是， 帕森斯社媒發文越多，平均下來每條拿的美元越少。

[–]Heataustizim 10 points 4 hours ago

22,116,750 x (27/82) = $6,947,147 earned up to this point.

6,947,147 / 89 posts = $78,058 / post so far this season.

For comparison he"s earned $141,000 per point this season.

現在來說帕森斯打了27場比賽， 等於是賺了694萬7147美元。

除以89條發文= 每條78058美元， 相比之下， 他這賽季每得1分要拿14萬1千美元。

[–]Grizzliesilgiocoso 5 points 4 hours ago

Kill me!! Kill me now!!!

灰熊蜜： 我只想死！！現在就殺了我吧！！！

[–]Rocketsraikren 20 points 5 hours ago

Lol the Rockets dodged two bullets that off season by having Bosh spurn us and then Dallas signing this mother effer away with a huge contract, actually. Blessing in disguise.

火蜜：哈哈哈，火箭那年休賽季躲過了2鍋冤大頭啊， 波什放了窩火的鴿子，然後小牛大合同簽走了帕森斯。因禍得福。

[–]Rocketsfalsealarmm 5 points 4 hours ago

Lol.

Remember when he was pissed because the Rocket"s didn"t consider him a 3rd super star?

火蜜：哈哈哈。還記得火箭不把他看作是第3超巨時，他不爽的樣子么？

[–]NBADonDoncic 10 points 6 hours ago

Could Parsons be the most annoying NBA player ever? Besides of course being the luckiest player ever as well.

帕森斯會是NBA史上最招人厭的球員嗎？ 當然他同時也是史上最走運的球員。

[–]Pacerssub_zero23 12 points 6 hours ago

this mf is going to make $150+ million because he had one real good season... kinda like Yahoo"s CEO

這個混蛋就因為只打出過一個出色賽季表演就躺賺1.5億美元合同。。。這有點像是雅虎的CEO啊。

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