在溫哥華說點Chinglish才不會太Low，老外都會People mountain people sea！

Chinglish，即「中式英語」。在地球上的絕大多數英語地區，Chinglish意味著不規範的或畸形的英語。

但在溫哥華，Chinglish代表著新的時尚潮流，不會說兩句都不敢跟人說自己住在溫哥華，就連小編的老外同事也經常脫口而出People mountain people sea。

其實在溫哥華的老外人人必會的Chinglish包括：

Long time no see（好久不見）。聽到這句話發愣的一準是外地老外，溫哥華老外說這個比我們還溜呢。

No zuo no die（不作死就不會死）。這句話已經出現在列治文皇家騎警的治安講座了，溫哥華幽默與中式英語的完美結合！

You can you up（你行你上啊）。最新一版的英文俚語詞典《Urban Dictionary》已經收錄進去，實在是居家必備搞笑必說的一句話。

至於Dama（大媽）、Tuhao（土豪）這種單詞已經正式進入《牛津英語詞典》。在溫哥華被警察攔住，你大可以說I am tuhao，I can pay。警察沒準回你一句，no money no happy！

其實，Chinglish已經自成體系，對很多老外來說，只要掌握了幾點規則就能輕鬆說出地道的Chinglish。很多老外也樂此不疲。

比如「我吃過了」的地道英語表達是I have eaten，而Chinglish的表達是I eat already。以此類推「我見過她了」： English: I have met her。Chinglish: I meet her already。「我去過了」 ：English: I went there。 Chinglish: I go already。

另外一些老外能聽懂但是不會說的Chinglish是：

He will arrive after one hour，這裡的after應該換成in，但你說成after老外也沒問題。

You have a rest，這句話老外聽到了也會去休息一下，但他們的習慣說法是Go get some rest

I very like it，老外會說I like it very much

I have no boyfriend，老外會說I don』t have a boyfriend

His body is healthy，老外會說He is in good health

The price is very suitable for me，老外會說The price is right

What』s your job?老外會說What』s your occupation?

I have no experience，老外會說I don』t know much about that

How to say?老外會說How do you say this in English?

I have something to do tomorrow?老外會說Sorry but I am tied up all day tomorrow

Of course!老外會說Sure。這裡要多說一句，Of course!的隱含意義是「當然我知道啦!難道我是一個傻瓜嗎?說這句話時如果不是很熟悉Chinglish的老外就要跟你翻臉了！

I havent English name，老外會說I dont have an English name。

Would you like to join our party on Friday?老外會說Would you like to come to our party on Friday night?

I think I cant，老外會說I dont think I can

I dont dance well too，老外會說I am not a very good dancer either

The price is too expensive/cheap，老外會說The price is too high/ rather low。

My English is poor，但漢語更爛的老外會說I am not 100% fluent， but at least I am improving

What time is it now? 老外會說What time is it, please?

remember you forever，老外會說always remember you。因為沒有人能forever活著。

give you，老外會說here you are

yellow hair，老外會說blond

it s a pity，老外會說that s too bad

trousers，老外會說pants

至於說為啥Chinglish在溫哥華普及率這麼高，原因就是眾人拾柴火焰高，大溫40萬華人都在說的語言，老外想假裝x學不會也是很難的。特別是在列治文上班的老外，分分鐘聽到Chinglish，聽著聽著就會說了！

語言就是這樣，說著說著就正確了！

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